Chapter 594: Play Collapsed (4200)
"Yaga...... Is that Yaga really? Stop him, stop him, don't you want to die, it's all ......"
"Oooh! Oh my mother, how did you forget this stubble. "The devils who knew about it ran up one after another.
With a loud scolding, the little devil who had just raised his gun was kicked to the ground, and then the devils who caught up behind were also very annoyed and ran up one after another.
Although this devil is already being beaten, they can't run for nothing, right? So they all gave him a few kicks by the way, and stepped on this devil to cry and call his mother, but he was still inexplicable, how could his own people help this eight-way beat himself? But he didn't even need to ask, and soon he knew.
"Baga, you Baga, don't pull us if you look for death. Don't you know that he has a powerful grenade on him? It's more powerful than a cannonball, and it's blown up to death within a radius of 100 meters, can you run away? We've been here for a long time and we don't dare to shoot people, and you dare to shoot people as soon as you arrive? Dare to shoot without asking, you? ”
"Ahhh......hhh It hurts, don't I know? Pain pain, ouch, who's stepping on my big JJ? You Baga ......"
The devils screamed while hitting the devil. The baby screamed in pain.
Hearing the shouting and scolding of those people, those devils who were originally here only realized it later, and it was not okay not to tell these new devils about the situation. What if these newcomers shoot without knowing it? Isn't that killing us?
So they hurriedly explained to the new devils. Hearing that, those devils were stunned at first, and at the same time regretted it.
In fact, they all remembered a very famous Chinese dialect in their hearts. It's a problem! It's a big deal!
You said it's okay, why did I come here to make a fuss? I guess I can't run if I want to!
You run! Someone threw a grenade at you, can you run away? However, what made them a little relieved was that there were not many grenades on these eight roads. Just a dozen grenades, how many people can be killed? Who can leave who to die? It depends on who is unlucky.
Yu Lei, that Khan! You don't even know about it, do you? Ouch, God forbid! We don't want to die so early, why do we want to pinch the little devils again!
But as soon as I saw the devil who was going to kill him, he was beaten by the devils and cried and called his mother. Yu Lei's heart became comfortable again.
Seeing these devils there telling each other, the torpedo was happy. He wished that every devil knew that he was a cow*. In this way, he will be happy to play crookedly today. Although he may not be able to resist dying in the end, he is going to play even if he dies!
"Haha! There is nothing wrong with Lao Tzu dying or not, but before he dies, Lao Tzu must first make it cool for you little devils to die and come back to life before dying. If you little devils don't let Lao Tzu be happy, Lao Tzu will die with you. Hahahaha......"
Yu Lei laughed maniacally as he spoke.
"Huh?"
Yu Lei suddenly found that Anan's guards were protecting him and were sneaking away. And that devil officer, who is Anan Weiji, who doesn't seem to want to leave yet, is resisting there, and they let Yu Lei see it.
So Yu Lei laughed madly again, and shouted at Anan Weiji: "Little devil general, do you want to do it?" There's a kind of you running! Let's see if you are running fast or Lao Tzu's grenade is fast?
"Uh."
Anan Weiji and his soldiers were stunned, it seemed that they really couldn't run away!
If this runs away, it is exactly what these eight roads want! A grenade flew out and only hit them, but it couldn't blow up the eight roads. Isn't this looking for death?
Several devil guards looked at each other, they were also too anxious about the safety of Anan's life, they just thought about running, and they didn't think about it that far at all.
Seeing these devils thrown there, he continued: "Seeing that you have a fat head and big ears like a pig, I know that you are a bad seed, but I don't know how you got mixed up with this devil general." Ha ha...... I heard that you devil country can buy officials with money, wouldn't you, a lieutenant general, be bought with money? Haha......"
Seeing that the faces of those devils were getting darker and darker by what he said, he Yu Lei became more and more refreshed the more he spoke.
"Yaga...... Let go of my ......"
Anan couldn't stand it anymore, shook off his guard's hand vigorously, and took two steps forward.
Pointing at Yu Lei in very slippery Chinese, he shouted: "Little Balu is rampant, what about the lieutenant general?" What about the soldiers? Everyone has a fate, and there is no distinction between high and low in the face of death.
Since you are willing to die, I have nothing to fear as a lieutenant general of the empire.
Come on. How about today, how about I, Anan, and bring all my guards to the funeral with you? Hehe! I'd like to see if you think you've made money after everyone dies together? When the time comes, I'll take my guards down there and fight you again. ”
The reason why Anan Weitang and a lieutenant general said this last sentence was definitely not for funny, but because he had studied the Chinese and knew that the Chinese at this time were very superstitious. I am even more convinced of the theory of ghosts and gods.
And the meaning of his words is very obvious. It means that after we die together, there are so many of us and you are only one, and when the time comes, we will bully you to death below.
Hehe! Don't laugh, if you change to other Chinese, you will really be frightened by his words. What kind of miserable life is it to think of being bullied by so many people after dying? Anyone would be hesitant.
But who is he? What kind of circle does he live in? In the circle in which he lives, whether it is our party or Huang Feng, the focus taught to him is the theory of no ghosts and gods. So Anan Wei's trick seems to be on cotton.
"Hahahaha......"
Sure enough, Yu Lei couldn't help but laugh, but he didn't bother with the ghost and god problem of Anan Weiji at all.
Instead, after laughing, he stared at Anan Wei carefully, "Oh yo yo...... It turns out that you are the old devil General Anan! Disrespectful, disrespectful! I thought you were Okamura Ningji's idiot!
Hehe, I didn't expect it to be our old friend! You don't know! I've heard of your name for a long time! When I saw it today, it really lived up to its name!
is willing to exchange his life with my life as a lieutenant general and a small soldier of mine, which I can't admire if Yu Lei doesn't want to! ”
Hearing Yu Lei's words, he was clearly praising him. Anan smiled a few times, he thought his plan had succeeded. Thinking about China. People are still China in the end. People, do you know what the representatives of the Chinese are? China. People represent ignorance, ignorance and backwardness.
It was no wonder that he Anan was the only one who laughed at him, because he once saw something that surprised him in their battle records, they had captured a very old weapon from the soldiers of the squadron. How old is this weapon? Later, this weapon was identified as a small-caliber artillery made in the Ming Dynasty of China.
The artillery of the Ming Dynasty? What does this mean? This illustrates that this weapon spanned an entire dynasty. At the same time, it also shows that in the Qing Dynasty for more than two hundred years, there was no achievement in thermal weapons, if there were, who would use such an ancient thermal weapon? No matter how good this weapon is, it can't be.
Like who is going to use pagers now? Big brother and other communication products? How many years has it been?
For more than 200 years, there has been no overheated weapon, which has led to being beaten to the ground. What is this not ignorance? Can you run away from the word ignorance? Not to mention lagging behind. If you don't lag behind, the dwarfs won't dare to mess with us!
However, just when Anan was praised and thought that his trick had succeeded.
Yu Lei's words turned around and continued: "But admiration is admiration, this score is open!" I just admire your personal guts!
As for your character and brains! Ay! Well, I'm too lazy to talk about you.
Since we are old friends, I want to ask you one thing before I die, lest I go down for a while, and I don't have to ask if I want to.
I don't understand, when we came over in the first half of the year, your hundreds of thousands of soldiers were strong and strong, and they were beaten by hundreds of our people, and they were so miserable that you didn't want it.
At that time, we killed thousands of you little devils a day, it was like fun. How much straw do you think you have to be a devil? Isn't it?
Alas, I feel ashamed to chat with such a straw bag like you, shameful. ”
Yu Lei said with an exaggerated expression, as if chatting with him Anan Weiji was really a matter of many eggs.
Anan Wei was so angry that his face was so angry that he didn't know if he would suddenly die suddenly because of the blood rushing to the brain.
Obviously, one person stabbed him in the sore spot, which can be said to be a shame in his life, and now he was stabbed out by Yu Lei in front of the devil, how can he, the chief of staff of the headquarters, be embarrassed?
"Yaga...... I've fought with you......"
Anan Wei clenched his fists and gritted his teeth and said fiercely, he was angry, he was angry, if he didn't kill the eight roads in front of him, then he wouldn't be able to raise his head in front of these little devils in the future.
Anan was about to go crazy, but Yu Lei stretched out his hand and interrupted him.
Continued: "Huh! Although he dies with your straw bale, Lao Tzu is not very willing. But for the sake of having so many devils to accompany the burial...... Ay! Let's just suffer a little loss, and reluctantly agree! Hey......"
Yu Lei pretended to sigh deeply. Unhurriedly, he pulled out two large grenades.
And Anan saw the grenade pulled out by Yu Lei. But his face changed again, from red to green.
Anan Weiji, who was trying to fight hard because of Yu Lei's ridicule just now, has now been cowardly. If you can't die, who would want to die? The ants are still stealing their lives, not to mention that he is a devil lieutenant general?
Is this going to die? Although his brain is not very smart, he is also running fast at this life-and-death juncture, thinking of ways to deal with it.
Even when Yu Lei talked to him, he didn't have the heart to answer.
And Yu Lei doesn't care what he thinks, since this old devil dares to be big, according to his character Yu Lei, he will definitely go back.
Seeing that Anan Weiji didn't react to his words, since he had already decided to die together, and there was another devil lieutenant general with him, what was there to be dissatisfied?
So he continued: "You old devil is really a spoof, and you still tell me about ghosts and gods? Good drop, looking at the way you don't say a word, you must be in a hurry to die. Since you want to die with me so much, then Lao Tzu will fulfill you today. Let's see who bullied whom after death? ”
After Yu Lei finished speaking, he did it, without any hesitation at all.
With a brush, I pulled the string of the C4 grenade on my right hand. Now that he Anan has only been released, what else does he have to be afraid of Yu Lei?
"Twitter......"
Anan looked at the smoke on the P share of the grenade in Yu Lei's hand. Knowing that he was playing big today, in front of this kind of powerful grenade, he knew that he couldn't escape! Since you can't slip away, you must be dead. Since he is dead, do you have anything to explain to him?
As I said before, this Anan is a loyal fan of the main battle faction. Although he is a straw bag, he is very loyal to the devil country. In his previous life, when he heard that the devil country was going to surrender, he immediately decided to commit suicide by seppuku.
It is precisely because of this that in the middle of this moment. The only thing he thought about was his own life and death. Instead, they were thinking about how to leave such an advanced gun in their hands to give them the devil country.
So he shouted anxiously at his devil guard who was carrying Barrett on his back: "If Yamamoto-kun throws his grenade and throws it at him, you can throw the gun out immediately, and throw it as far as you can, and you must not let it blow up." ”
Anan was only a little anxious, because he had just said Chinese. So this time it was not changed, and what he said to the guards was still in Chinese. didn't expect that because of his unintentional move, it saved his life.
"Hey." The devil with Barrett on his back was busy. At the same time, Barrett was removed from his back. A look like I'm ready to throw it out.
"Huh?"
What Anan Wei didn't expect was that just his words hit Yu Lei's weakness and frightened Yu Lei, who was about to throw a thunderbolt at them.
His purpose in Yu Lei was not just to blow up Anan Weiji, but the main point was to blow up this gun, if the gun couldn't blow it up, but he was killed, then he would die in vain today.
Looking at the appearance of the little devil, it seems that he really has the ability to throw that gun into the explosion range of the grenade, although Yu Lei doesn't believe it either. But even if you can't throw it out, as long as the gun doesn't blow up. Yu Lei was not at ease.
Although he Yu Lei thinks that it is worth it to have a lieutenant general to accompany the funeral. But now it's not a question of whether it's worth it or not.
It's the guns that matter. If he dies, who will blow up the gun? If this gun really fell into the hands of the devil, where would it? Oh my god!
Yu Lei hurriedly flipped his hand and threw the grenade in the other direction.
"Ah...... It's coming to us. ”
The devils watched the grenade fly towards them, and they were immediately frightened.
"Boom ......"
No surprises. The explosion of this grenade took the lives of patches of devils.
But Yu Lei couldn't be happy, his sudden temporary change of hexagram didn't end up with Anan Wei, in the eyes of these little devils, he must be greedy for life and afraid of death.
Then his situation will be awkward. It must be feng shui in turn, and it is his turn to be bullied by the devil. No matter what he says, he will end up together, and no matter how much he threatens people, they will never believe him.
Damn, this is a game collapse! Yu Lei had never encountered such a thing, and he was a little overwhelmed at this time.
(End of chapter)