Chapter 182: Who's the Fool
said that he would follow Chu Jun alone, but when he really set off, the person who knew Liu Bang best could see that he had brought all the most caring people with him as long as he paid a little attention.
Xiahouying, Lu Juan, Zhou Chang, Li Shang, Chen Ping, Zhou Bo...... And so on and so forth.
In Yu Zhou's opinion, these people are very numerous, including almost all of Liu Bang's close people, and only one of them, the unlucky ghost Ji Xin, is not among them, leading Pei Jun on another path......
In the eyes of Yingbu and Tian Dan, Liu Bang didn't take many people away, and his behavior of throwing his army to others like this is simply an idiot, if, if Ji Xin has any three strengths and two weaknesses, this Pei army will have to be swallowed up and changed to a surname, and it is impossible for the surname Liu to take it back!
Yingbu looked at Liu Bang like a fool, Liu Bang smiled like a fool, Yu Zhou had already set the sex for Yingbu in his heart, this is a fool who can be played by Liu Bang for a lifetime, enough to play to death......
Each has its own plans, each has an account in his heart, and the really stupid people and the pretending to be stupid say goodbye to each other and go their separate ways.
What's interesting is that Wei Bao's kind of guy didn't follow the powerful King of Qi to Jiyang, but stayed in the Chu army like Liu Bang, and I don't know what he thought in his heart, you must know that King Wei is in Linji City! You can almost reach out and touch it with Jiyang!
It wasn't until Wei Bao and Chen Ping were talking and laughing that Yu Zhou figured out this question, if he remembered correctly, Chen Ping's hometown should be in Yangwu Township, which means that he should be regarded as a Wei person.
At the beginning of the uprising of the rebels, this person was familiar with the Wei army or had taken refuge in this possibility, as for how to run to Liu Bang's command, there is no need to think about it, just with Liu Bang's mouth, it is strange that he can't dig into the corners of others.
Speaking of Humu, Jiyang also belongs to Humuyi, why Liu Bang followed the Chu army doesn't have to think about it, Chen Ping doesn't know the local terrain but is strange......
"Why didn't you put him in there......"
"What are you sighing for?!"
"Nothing ......"
Yu Zhou looked at Chen Ping in the distance, and unconsciously immersed his mind in it, it was a miracle that he hadn't fallen off the war horse like this.
Speaking of today, there are three people who are quite interesting, namely Chen Yu, Zhang Er and Chen Ping, why are these three people put together separately?
Because they have one thing in common, that is, they have all been favored by rich families as sons-in-law, Chen Yu said that the Gongcheng clan was a rich family before, and Zhang Er married a rich widow, as for Chen Ping, it is even more powerful, his one has been married five times, and he has lost his husband five times, so he was demoted by Chen Ping for the sixth time......
If you add Liu Bang's experience of marrying Lu Pheasant, it seems that this is the best time to be reincarnated as a poor boy! At every turn, a rich girl is committed to marrying, Yu Zhou is very resentful of why Xiang Chao didn't treat him like this at the beginning, and he is like a thief every time he goes on a date.
Put aside the messy thoughts, let's talk about Chen Ping, the name of the six strange schemes is too loud, and the most famous one of them is the "original" Fan Zeng and Xiang Yu turned against each other, and the discordant plan was Chen Ping's!
The person who can calculate Fan Zeng is good enough, right?
Chen Ping was not satisfied, and he later calculated Han Xin.
Someone secretly reported that Han Xin was rebelling, Liu Bang's first reaction was to send troops to fight, and after calming down, this old boy also knew that he was not Han Xin's person with soldiers, and he immediately wilted.
At this time, it was Chen Ping's reasoning with emotion, and the head was Daoist who analyzed the advantages and disadvantages of the Chu and Han armies (Han Xin was the king of Chu at that time), and finally gave an idea, following the example of the princes and the alliance Yun Mengze, and took Han Xin without much effort, and from then on, the king of Chu was replaced by the Marquis of Huaiyin, and the Marquis of Huaiyin became a prisoner under the ranks......
Counting the two top cattle people, Chen Ping also saved Liu Bang's life twice, once in the siege of Baideng, he suggested starting from the Xiongnu Shan Yu's woman, as soon as the wind blew on the pillow, the Han army got out of trouble.
And one more time...... It seems that Liu Bang was surrounded by Xiang Yu, and Chen Ping came up with the idea of finding a stand-in, so Ji Xin volunteered...... was burned to death by Xiang Yu.
Thinking that it was Ji Xin who led the troops to Jiyang this time, Yu Zhou felt that this matter was a bit of a sin, I hope that this time the idea was not from Chen Ping, otherwise he was killed twice by the same person, no matter how Ji Xin was regarded as the city god by all over the world, he would still die without turning a blind eye, right? !
In short, Chen Ping is a cattle man who can calculate cattle people, or a cattle man who can help the lord to achieve things, except for the little unclear things with his sister-in-law, it seems that this guy has no other flaws
Several times Chu Han, Chen Ping is probably not far behind even if he is against Zhang Liang, because one is good at laying out the world's yang conspiracy, and the other is more like to start with subtle conspiracy, these two can only be regarded as having their own merits, and it is difficult to distinguish between you and me.
But let's get started...... Hehe.
Yu Zhou didn't think of this guy before, and now he didn't dare to use it when he remembered it, because Chen Ping did "once" stay in Chuying for a while.
But this guy has a kind of mysterious confidence in Liu Bang, he is in Chuying, his heart is in Han, and his ideas are all the ones that seem to be peaceful and upright, but in fact, the final benefits were picked up by Liu Bang, and in the end, even Xiang Yu noticed that something was wrong, so he just rolled it out and simply threw it into Liu Bang's arms.
How can such a Chen Ping be as reassuring as Zhang Liang......
Thinking about it, it was already dark, and the heralds ran back and forth several times, and everyone knew that they had arrived at the boundary of Juyang at this time, and there were only forty miles left from Waihuang, leaving it to catch up tomorrow.
Forty miles is already the range of confrontation for scouts, and from this time on, it has become common for a team of rangers to only come back halfway, and it is not unusual for them to not be able to return.
The dark night sky is like a beast that chooses people to devour, countless lives can't see the dawn of tomorrow, and quietly disappears, but what follows is that the Chu army knows more and more about the Waihuang army, and the situation is becoming more and more severe.
Waihuang guard general Zhao Ben, deputy general Yang Xiong, a total of more than 50,000 soldiers and horses stationed inside and outside the city, it seems that there are not many people, but after the Qin army has the city to rely on, this advantage must be magnified at least several times, at least let Tian Dan and Yingbu attack this city, without 200,000 soldiers and horses, don't think about it.
The premise is that they really have to have 200,000 people, and these people can spread out their positions under the city......
However, Xiang Ji didn't care about this, in his opinion, his subordinates should be one as ten, and it was not a big deal to have only 50,000 Qin troops, as long as Zhang Han no longer led the army to come, eating them would not hurt his muscles and bones.
Yu Zhou wasn't too nervous about this, Chengchi? Joke! As long as Xiang Ji is not in a hurry to break the city for several days, what city can withstand the ravages of catapults day and night?!
But how to use these sharp weapons under Liu Bang's nose should be more careful......
The sound of horses' hooves continued in the night, and the rangers who returned to the camp did not bring back much information, and the horses had a circle of human heads around their necks, indicating that they had no time to spy around.
At this point, the Chu army no longer sent people out, and after handing over the matter of strengthening vigilance to Fan Xu, all the generals began to prepare for tomorrow's big battle.
Liu Bang is a restless person, just when everyone was busy setting up camp, this guy led Lu Juan to wander around, touching a dough cake in the east and pouring a bowl of hot soup in the west, eating and drinking happily, and after a while, he took Wei Bao to the bout, and the three idle people were particularly conspicuous in the busy crowd.
"General, let's stay here for a day, this camp is too decent, isn't it? It's not over if it's improvised. ”
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"Ouch! This is interesting, hey! Can the gate be erected like this?! What is that rope they use? Why didn't I look at it with much effort? ”
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"General, are you tired of standing here, look at it, my old Liu is obviously a guest, but he is taking the lead, I'm really embarrassed, or ...... You eat this bread first?! ”
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Xiang Ji looked at the cake in front of him that he had bitten several bites, took a deep breath, and said expressionlessly: "If the military well is not reached, it will not be thirsty; If the military curtain is not done, it will not be tireless; If the military stove is not cooked, it will not be hungry......
Eat by yourself, Xiang is not hungry. ”
Liu Bang took a bite hard, threw the cake on the ground while turning his hand, and said vaguely to Lu Juan behind him while swallowing hard: "Listen, listen, these are military strategies, which we have never learned.
You all study hard, we will also face the Qin army alone in the future, it doesn't hurt to know more, maybe when we can save our lives! ”
After finishing speaking, Liu Bang turned his head and said to Xiang Ji with a smile: "It's this reason, right?" General! ”
Yu Zhou picked up the dough cake and patted it, and said: "Pei Gong, who knows that the Chinese food on the plate is hard work, although my Dachu does not have military laws to stipulate what the crime of wasting food is, but there is a saying in my hometown that such people will thunder and crack in the sky!" ”
Liu Bang smiled awkwardly: "Our family also has this kind of saying, forget it for a while, don't blame it, Yu Sima didn't eat it, right?" Why don't we do it together? ”
Yu Zhou slapped the cake back into Liu Bang's hand and replied: "There is a night meal in the unitary today, tomorrow the fourth watch will make rice, and the fifth watch will be camped, Pei Gong will settle down, don't miss the time!" ”
is also in the army, when preparing for war is very different from usual, Xiang Ji is a tough man, he wants to eat and live with the soldiers, no one can stop him, and all the generals have to compete to follow suit.
To put it mildly, at this time, Yu Zhou and they may not eat better than Fan Xu's dog, at least it still has big bones to satisfy its hunger......
Liu Bang was not annoyed when he was cold first, he tore the cake, handed half of it to Lu Wan and continued to chew it, turned to look into the distance, and said: "General, we are now also on the same boat, can you tell me how sure the Chu army is to contain the Qin army of Waihuang?" also made Lao Liu have a bottom in his heart. ”
Xiang Ji did not hide it this time: "It's not containment, I want to take Waihuang before the fall of Jiyang, and force Zhang Han to hastily transfer the army!" ”
Liu Bang was not surprised, and replied: "In other words, in fact, our way is the main attack?!" ”
"There is no main attack that is not the main attack, if the King of Qi and General Ying are superior, then they will be the first to do after the war, but our general never likes to admit defeat, and it may not be said that the containment will become a siege."
Liu Bang didn't expose these self-deceptive words, and he still smiled honestly, which was right, after all, this was something that everyone present knew but couldn't declare.
Yu Zhou brought this matter over because he couldn't let Xiang Ji leave the excuse of framing friendly troops and be caught by others; Liu Bang didn't dare to say it explicitly because he had actually abandoned many of his subordinates, which was equally unbearable.
"The general is really heroic, Liu put his words here today, but in the future, although he is sent, although he commands, from now on, we are like a family between Xiang and Liu, what do you think?"
Liu Bang said that he was about a brother before, but at that time, it sounded like a local tyrant and we were friends, and now I heard his old words again, and there was suddenly a feeling in the tone that you were also a fellow traveler, just like two bad friends who were about to go to smash cow dung with stones, which one passed by and counted you unlucky......
But isn't it, pushing Yingbu and them out to block the knife, and then going to Waihuang to catch dry goods, this kind of thing is not like Xiang Ji's temperament can be done, and it is normal to be regarded as the same kind by other hooligans.
Xiang Ji thought about these twists and turns a little slower, but he could sense something he didn't like from Liu Bang's demeanor and tone, and then replied: "If Pei Gong has a heart, he might as well have a competition with Xiang tomorrow, we will count the heads, and the winner can make a request that is not too much, how about it?" ”
"No soldiers in the hands of the ......"
"This is simple, only based on the number of heads killed by you and me, it must be the head of the armor!"
Xiang Ji is very conceited, he is rejecting Liu Bang in this impossible way, who thought that Liu Bang did not hesitate, as if he was afraid that Xiang Ji would put forward more restrictions, and agreed to it: "Okay, it's decided, but I am not good at long soldiers, and I will ask the general's subordinates to show mercy in tomorrow's competition, and we will talk about heroes with swords!" ”
"Good! Deal! ”
"Farewell!"
Liu Bang left, Xiang Ji was puzzled, he looked at Liu Bang's back with the eyes of a fool this morning, turned his head and asked Yu Zhou: "Ziqi, you are always wary of this person, are you too careful?" He's not shrewd about everything, either! It's far worse than you and the ovary! ”
Yu Zhou sighed: "Brother Yu, what do you want me to say......
It's not a big deal, why did you make up your mind so quickly? Aren't you afraid of deception? ”
Xiang Ji smiled confidently: "On the battlefield, who can compare with me?" Pei Gong is not like a person who is proficient in martial arts, and he will also accept the gamble that he will lose, I really don't know what he is thinking......"
Yu Zhou replied quietly: "It seems that I have to talk to you about this cost issue......
"What cost?!"
"The perpetrator is brought to justice, stealing something needs to be chopped up, killing someone needs to pay for his life, this is the cost of the crime they must pay, so people carefully weigh it before committing a crime, and feel that the gains outweigh the losses, they will naturally give up the next crime, yes or no?!"
"Like...... That's what it looks like, you go on. ”
"What about the gamble? Does gambling cost money? Those who win have profits, and those who lose lose their property, is this also a cost? ”
"Of course!"
Yu Zhou continued: "Brother Yu, think carefully about the gamble just now, what will you get if you win? How much money does Liu Bang have for you to toss? When the time comes, when he cries poor, I don't believe that you dare to force him to make a promise.
It's an old gambler, you're no match for him at all! Think about it, how would you respond if he was cheating? ”
"This ...... People can't stand without trust, and Xiang will never associate with them again......"
Yu Zhou didn't bother to say that Liu Bang's strong public relations skills would definitely make Xiang Ji change his mind, because it was speculation that could not be used as evidence, so he reversed the conversation and said: "Brother Yu, you misunderstood a fact, that is, you thought that this bet was a promise and it was very equal.
But looking deeper, what can Liu Bang provide for our army if he loses? What will we give him if you lose? We have the advantage of money, food, war equipment, and soldiers......
In other words, if you use the art of iron smelting to gamble against some money and grain that may not be exchanged, do you still gamble? ”
After thinking about Old Man Han's craftsmanship like a calf protector, Xiang Ji shook his head: "Of course I don't gamble, I didn't think about it so deeply......
Don't worry, Liu Bang can't win against me! ”
"I hope so, if there is an accident, you will push this matter on me, I will go and fight with him, don't promise him anything privately, you know?"
"Oh...... By the way, I remember that when I first met you, we also made a bet, so did I also suffer a loss?! ”
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Does he remember such a trivial matter? Is this still not the overlord of Chu? Why are you so careful? The original three agreements obviously made him stay away from Yu Yue, but the result!
The person who took advantage still has the face to say!
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"Pei Gong."
"Hmmm......"
"How? Is it done? ”
Liu Bang spit out a mouthful of sand, and his face was not very good-looking: "No, I didn't say it at all." ”
"Why is that?!"
"That Yuzi period is also there, it's useless for me to say it, the general will definitely listen to this person's words, and he understands the difference between relatives and relatives!"
Chen Ping frowned: "Yuzi period? ”
"I heard that it is the general's sister-in-law, and I don't know what's going on, he seems to be wary of me everywhere, and he has done good things to me several times!"
"Since that's the case, can Pei Gong talk to Ping about this Yuzi period carefully?"
"I'll tell you, that's how it was at first...... Then ......"
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