Wang's nonsense
Wang Tan is the third oldest person in the Wang family. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 infoThe second eldest man, Wang Man, died early, leaving nothing but a seedling. Wang Feng would not have thought that it was this seedling that later grew into a tall tree, pushing the power of the Wang family to the peak, and at the same time burying the Liu dynasty of the Western Han Dynasty. That person, of course, is Wang Mang!
Liu Biao can say this to Wang Feng, maybe Wang Feng should be happy. However, something unexpected happened: as soon as Liu Biao's words fell, Wang Feng rolled off the bed and fell to the ground, knelt down in front of Liu Biao and cried, "The brothers of the ministers are misbehaving and extravagant, and no one has a good public image. Therefore, the minister thinks: It is better to let the minister's cousin, the imperial historian Wang Yin, come to take over the minister's class. Wang Yin has a cautious personality, is modest and courteous, and his subordinates guarantee with his life, Wang Yin can take on great responsibilities."
People who are about to die, and there is a life guarantee? That sounds hilarious. But Liu Biao didn't say anything. He saw it: Wang Tan definitely didn't handle the relationship with Wang Feng. Otherwise, the people who are about to enter the earth will not have to spare their lives to speak for Wang Yin.
In fact, the two brothers Wang Feng and Wang Tan really had a holiday. Wang Feng is not to blame for this, the main reason is that Wang Tan is too crazy, he never takes his eldest brother in his eyes, and he is a disobedient child. Unlike Wang Yin, who has always been obedient to Wang Feng, he will do whatever Wang Feng says. Although he is only a cousin, he is still a member of the Wang family. In short, for the future of the Wang family, Wang Feng must support Wang Yin!
On August 24, Wang Feng died of illness. On September 2, Emperor Liu Biao of the Han Dynasty named Wang Yin as the Great Sima and the General of the Che Cavalry. At the same time, in order to comfort Wang Tan, Liu Biao promoted Wang Tan to be a special advance and lead the city gate soldiers. Wang Tan was robbed of the position of Da Sima, which should have belonged to him, and was naturally indignant at Wang Yin, who robbed him of his position.
On November 6, Yu Dingguo's son, Guangluxun Yu Yong, was promoted to the imperial historian. On December 7, the 4th year of Yangshuo (BC21), Yu Yong died.
In this year, Wang Ji's son, Shaofu Wang Jun, was appointed as Jing Zhaoyin, and the local ruler was called. and the previous successive Jingzhao Yin, Zhao Guanghan, Zhang Chang, Wang Zun, Wang Zhang, and have a name. The famous proverb of the Beijing division "there are Zhao and Zhang in the front, and there are three kings in the back"
32 years ago, the Wusun Kingdom split into two half-brothers, the eldest king Yuan Guimi and the younger king Wu Zhitu. After Wu was slaughtered, his son left his successor. He was killed by his brother Rier. The Han Dynasty sent an envoy to make An Rili, the son of Li, the little king of Wusun. Ri Er fled to Kangju Country, and An Ri sent the noble Gu Mo Yin and other three people to deceive Ri Er and find an opportunity to assassinate him. Due to such civil strife in Wusun Kingdom, the largest country in the Western Regions, all the countries wrote to the Han court one after another, asking the court to reappoint Duan Huizong, the former protector of the Western Regions, as the protector of the Western Regions. Emperor Cheng of the Han Dynasty Liu Biao followed. After Duan Huizong arrived, the countries of the Western Regions were attached to him.
On January 9, the first year of Hongjia (BC20), Xue Xuan was appointed as the imperial historian.
In January, the Xiongnu regained their cultivation and died. According to the agreement of the elder brother and the elder brother 11 years ago, his younger brother Zuo Xianwang and Mi Xu succeeded him as Sou Harmonic Ruo Yu Shan Yu. Half-brother, King Zuogu Li and Mo Che into the title of King Zuoxian. Sou Harmonic Ruo Yu Shan Yu also sent his son Zuo Zhu Du Han Wang Yu Liusi Hou into the Han Dynasty.
On February 28, Liu Biao was fortunate to have his mausoleum located: Changling. Forgiveness of the apostles. Promote Xinfeng County Opera Township to Changling County.
In February, Liu Biao issued an edict against himself. Give the world a first-class people, women every 100 households of cattle wine, plus widows, lonely and old people, and those who have not entered the loan are exempted.
Wang Feng left, and Emperor Liu Biao of the Han Dynasty finally bid farewell to an era of no freedom and prisoner-likeness. He is quite happy about his new life now. How can you not be happy? In the past, he listened to Da Sima, and now Da Sima listens to him. This big Sima Wang Yin is a person who doesn't want to cause trouble and lives in a proper manner. Liu Biao is very satisfied with this.
From a certain point of view, Liu Biao should be grateful to Wang Feng. Wang Feng promoted Wang Yin exceptionally, and Wang Yin was restrained by the five marquis of the Wang family. For the sake of the balance of power, he never dared to move. So Liu Biao is like a bird out of the cage, no matter how high the sky is or how wide the earth is, it is his heaven and earth...
It feels so good to be liberated, and the air of freedom is so good! Liu Biao decided to sneak out of Chang'an and go shopping. It's okay to go out, but it depends on how you get out? If you travel on business, it's also a chore, and it's not interesting. Liu Biao wants to travel secretly and have a good time.
The emperor traveled, and Liu Biao was not the first. I think that when Liu Che first ascended the throne, he often agreed on a meeting place with his entourage and sneaked out in the middle of the night. Before Liu Che, no one was as naughty as him. After Liu Che, the naughtiest of the emperors of the Han Dynasty was Liu He...
Liu Biao thinks he should be able to play a roll call? Otherwise, even if a person like him who is not stupid comes to this world, won't he live in vain? Liu Biao is 32 years old, which is theoretically not young. But he is mentally young. When I was a child, I was forced to study; Later, he became the emperor and was managed to death by his uncle Wang Feng, when did he have a good time? So in order to make up for the lost happiness, he must let go of his hands and feet and have a big game!
In the spring, Liu Biao made an appointment with more than a dozen court attendants and left without permission. He rode a horse, was surrounded by people, and played from the capital to the county, and then to the countryside. Then he turned around and ran back to Ganquan Palace, cockfighting and horse racing, so happy!
At this time, there was a grand appearance of Liu Biao's hardcore player: Zhang Fang, who was a court attendant and a lieutenant general at the time! Liu Biao has traveled secretly many times, and he led the team to set off.
On Zhang Fang's family tree, there have been two meritorious figures: Zhang Tang and Zhang Anshi. In the era of Emperor Liu Che of the Han Dynasty, Zhang Tang was known as the first cool official in the world; In the era of Emperor Xuan of the Han Dynasty, Liu Xun, Zhang Anshi was known as the richest man in the Han Dynasty. And Zhang Fang is the fourth grandson of Zhang Anshi and the fifth grandson of Zhang Tang. Thanks to the ancestors of Yinde, Zhang Anshi's descendants have been living well, and the title of Marquis of Fuping has been passed down from generation to generation. Zhang Fang's father, Zhang Lin, married Liu Biao's aunt, Princess Jingwu, and gave birth to Zhang Fang, who was cousin to Liu Biao. Later, Zhang Fang also married the sister of Empress Liu Biao Xu, so his relationship with the royal family was really close and favored...
Zhang Fang was Liu Biao's playmate when he was a child, and it is said that when the two were good, they slept together, ate and played together. No matter what banquet reception inside and outside the palace, where there is Liu Biao, there will be Zhang Fang, inseparable, and dependent on each other. After Wang Feng's death, Liu Biao boldly went out of the palace to have fun. And he often claims to be the family of Fuping Hou outside, and Fuping Hou is Zhang Fang. From this point of view, Liu Biao's fun broke out, and Zhang Fang is responsible!
On March 27, Prime Minister Zhang Yu resigned due to old age and illness. On April 27, Xue Xuan, the imperial historian, was promoted to prime minister and named Marquis of Gaoyang. Jingzhao Yin Wang Jun was promoted to Imperial Doctor. On June 17, Da Sima Wang Yin was named Marquis of Anyang.
In the spring of the 2nd year of Hongjia (BC19), Emperor Liu Biao of the Han Dynasty traveled to Ganquan Palace in Yunyang County.
In the summer, Liu Biao issued an edict: 5,000 households with assets of more than 5 million in various counties and countries to Changling, where their mausoleums are located.
Liu Xun, the sixth grandson of Emperor Liu Qi of the Han Dynasty and Liu Sheng, King Jing of Zhongshan, died, and 45 years after the end of the childless country, in June, Emperor Liu Biao of the Han Dynasty made Liu Xun's cousin Liu Yunke the king of Guangde. In this year, Liu Yun, the tenth grandson of Liu Bang and Liu Zhang, the king of Chengyang who had made great contributions to Lu, died. Childless country except.
In April of the 3rd year of Hongjia (BC18), there was a great drought, and Liu Biao issued an edict to amnesty the world. The officials and the people have to sell their lords, and they will be worth thousands of dollars.
Liu Biao's favorite people to play at present are his five uncles. Wang Feng's evaluation of his younger brothers before his death, now it seems that he is indeed to the point. People, once they have no other desires, they are prone to emptiness. When you are empty, it is easy to do the wrong thing. The five marquis of the Wang family had enough to eat and had nothing to do, and the brothers were fighting for wealth.
In order to be richer than anyone, these five people did all their tricks. Let's take a look at the fifth child of the Wang family, Hou Wangshang of Chengdu, who wants to find a good place because of the summer heat. He actually came up with a good place - he wanted to borrow Mingguang Palace to live for a few days! Mingguang Palace, located in Chang'an City, near Gui Palace. It stands to reason that only the emperor has the right to use the palace, and the vassals actually offered to borrow it, and the courage was not ordinary.
More outrageous is yet to come. Wang Shang built an artificial lake in his home and planned to build a boat in it for fun, but he still lacked one thing, that is, water. Where to get water? Wang Shang thought of the tributary of the Wei River, Fengshui!
But in order to attract abundant water, a technical problem must be solved first, that is, digging a canal through the Chang'an city wall. However, the Chang'an city wall is an imperial military facility and cannot be moved. But Wang Shang still moved. He asked someone to chisel through the city wall of Chang'an and lead the abundant water to his man-made lake...
Every night, the people of Chang'an City can hear the beautiful folk songs of South Vietnam coming from the artificial lake... Good things, of course, can't be enjoyed alone. So Wang Shang specially invited Liu Biao to come over as a guest. When Liu Biao saw Wang Shang digging his Chang'an city wall, he suddenly became angry. But Liu Biao did not have a seizure on the spot.
Liu Biao decided to change the company and see if there was anything more outrageous. On this day, he left the palace and came to the house of the seventh child of the Wang family and the Marquis of Quyang. Wang Genzhen did not disappoint him, the courtyard was full of artificial rockeries and artificial islands. What makes Liu Biao crazy is that this design version is actually imitating the White Tiger Hall of the Imperial Palace Weiyang Palace!
Liu Biao is completely on fire. Immediately called the big Sima Wang Yin, "You went to handle the two brothers Wang Shang and Wang Gen for me", which is a real thing and not a fake one. But how? Da Sima Wang Yin had a headache.
Wang Shang and Wang Gen's minds were also quite confused, and they couldn't think of a better way to deal with it for a while. can only immediately run in front of the Queen Mother Wang Zhengjun and take the initiative to accept the punishment. In order to increase popularity, the brothers also pulled in the sixth child, Hongyang Hou Wang Li. Wang Li's house is hiding a bunch of outlaw robbers. If Liu Biao wants to be investigated, he can't escape either!
They cried to the Queen Mother in unison, "We all know that we are wrong, and we are willing to tattoo words on our faces, cut off our noses, and be punished with slashes and slashes, so as to apologize, okay?" Wang Zhengjun was shocked when he heard this, what is going on?
Perhaps, the Wang brothers are recalling six years ago at this time. At that time, Wang Feng's position was also in jeopardy, but Wang Zhengjun came forward to cry, didn't Liu Biao take the initiative to give in and be obedient? If it's a soft egg, it will always be a soft egg, don't think that it can be a whim!
But in fact, they were wrong! The next scene directly hit the confidence of all of them!
When Liu Biao heard that Wang Shang and others had gone to the Queen Mother to cheat, he immediately jumped up. Then he summoned Wang Yin to lecture him: "They actually ran to my mother and threatened me, it's too bullying!" It seems that the days when I was isolated by the Wang brothers have been too long. If you don't take it true today, they really think I'm a bully" After a pause, he continued, "You go back and tell my good uncles: they are all waiting for me at home, and the punishment order will be issued immediately."
Now, the situation is really serious! Wang Yin only felt that the sky was dim. If the five marquis of the Wang family are finished, he will not want to be alone. The so-called prosperity and loss, they are all people on a vine, Liu Biao wants to be uprooted, no one wants to escape!
This is not without precedent. I think that back then, when Huo Guang was still alive, Liu Biao's grandfather Liu Xun was willing to be a good baby. But as soon as Huo Guang died, the Huo clan was wiped out by the Liu Xun clan. Now that Wang Feng is dead, it is really not unusual for Liu Biao to operate on the Wang family! It's just weird: everyone was deceived by Liu Biao's weakness outside!
After Wang Yin reported the bad news to everyone in the Wang family one by one, he returned home and sat on the straw mat, motionless. What's going on? Of course, he was waiting for Liu Biao's edict. When ancient prisoners were beheaded, they were lined with straw mats to avoid bleeding.
It seems that Wang Yin even has the heart to die! Wang Yin is not pretending to be a show, and he really can't hold on. Because he had heard more terrifying news: Liu Biao was asking the scholars to inquire: How did Emperor Liu Heng of the Han Dynasty kill his uncle Bo Zhao in the first place?
In other words: Liu Biao wants to learn from Liu Heng and kill his relatives with righteousness! Oh my God, Liu Biao, a wolf in sheep's clothing, is hiding so deeply, it's really terrifying! Wang Shang, Wang Gen and the other five marquis of the Wang family were all panicked. Why couldn't I see that Liu Biao still had such a strong side before? Failure, what a failure!
Can't play with fire anymore. If you continue to play, you can only ignite ****. So, the three brothers Wang Shang, Wang Li, and Wang Gen carried knives, axes and anvils on their backs, and took the initiative to run to the palace to ask Liu Biao for their guilt...
The three brothers of the Wang family knelt outside the palace gate. I don't know how long I knelt down, and there was only one sentence from the palace, "You go back first, continue to wait for Hou Fa to fall" This is a very polite sentence. But it also strongly conveyed an important message: Liu Biao is not a bad breed, if he wants to play, no matter how strong the opponent is, he will be played to death. In any case, in this game, Liu Biao won!
Because his purpose of intimidating his opponents has been completely achieved.