Chapter 141: My Pea Bride
Almighty Cultivation Supreme
The weirdest thing in the world is not the sun rising in the west, nor the rivers flowing backwards, nor the rooster in the morning, but love. It is not strange for a man to fall in love with a woman, it is not strange for a woman to fall in love with a man, it is strange that one woman falls in love with another.
When the bright sun sprinkled the earth, when the gentle spring breeze blew through the city of Luoxia, Qi Bing stood on the wall of the gem city, she saw at a glance Xiao Yu who was riding on horseback and running towards her, at that moment, the sun gathered on Xiao Yu's body, like a jewel exuding a bright light, and the pervasive spring breeze quietly drilled into Qi Bing's heart, she melted at that moment, she could not feel her existence, what she could perceive was the endless joy and brilliant bouquet.
She squinted her slender eyes and said to her father, "Father, the person Bing'er wants to marry is him." No regrets in this life, no regrets in life. ”
Qi Hou is a fat man, a middle-aged fat man, his fat enough to go down in history, no one knows how heavy he is, only that he once crushed a horse to death, almost round from head to toe, but Qi Bing is very petite, she is sixteen years old, but she looks like a little girl of eleven or twelve years old, but she is very beautiful.
In the land of Zhongzhou, under normal circumstances, girls can only marry when they are eighteen years old, but Qi Hou does not think so, Qi Bing is his most cherished daughter, and he is proud to be a fat man but have such a beautiful and petite daughter. Qi Bing's mother once asked Qi Hou: 'If you choose between the City of Jewels and the Daughter of Jewels, who will the king choose?' He replied, 'My daughter.' ’
For this reason, Qi Hou has been worried about Qi Bing's marriage since she was twelve years old, and he swore that he must marry his daughter to a handsome hero, but most of the heroes are not handsome, and most of the handsome people are not heroes, so Qi Bing has not married until the arrival of Gongsun Yibai.
The smeared witch swore with his incorruptible tongue that his prince was a hero, and a handsome hero, and that there was no one in the world more handsome than his prince. Of course Qihou didn't believe it, he was once fooled and almost married his daughter to a hero with only one eye, so he wouldn't trust people easily, he wanted to see it for himself. Now, he saw that he was indeed a handsome and uncast son-in-law, and his daughter was simply a match made in heaven.
It all looks perfect.
Zahou was very satisfied.
When the fat Qihou took Qi Bing's hand and put it in the palm of Xiao Yu's hand with a smile. Qi Bing lowered her head, naughtily stretched out her little finger, hooked Xiaoyu's palm, and the next moment, she was shy again, thinking, if I do this, will he look down on me? But I love him so much, I'm so happy.
Xiao Yu is not happy, the hand in the palm is very small, her bride is also very small, the whole person looks like a delicate little bit, although it is very beautiful, but it makes people very worried, how to feed her? She was like a pea that she crushed if she was not careful.
However, Xiao Yu had no choice. Because Gongsun Yibai didn't lie, under the gem city is a whole mountain of copper, gold, tin and iron, the country of Qiguo is so rich, and the fat Marquis is also so rich, no wonder he is so fat. The dowry of the pea bride was extremely rich, and it was enough to pull twelve carriages, but those agate treasures were not what Xiao Yu valued, and when three thousand heavily armed and heavily armored single horsemen walked in unison steps, holding long iron spears, and poured down from the city of precious stones, Gongsun Yibai's eyes widened, and his mouth opened slightly, revealing two rows of white Sensen's teeth, like a hungry wolf seeing a fat prey. At that time, Xiao Yu knew that she had to accept her fate and marry this pea bride home.
However, this is not the end, the fat marquis squinted the eyes that were only slit, looked at his son-in-law and daughter with satisfaction, waved his fat hand, and said with a big smile: "Protect my daughter well, and in a few days, I will order someone to visit you in Yongqiu, and bring the biggest gift I have prepared for my daughter, which is a hundred brand-new chariots, they are in the process of being manufactured, and it won't take long." ”
A hundred tanks ?!
At this time, Xiao Yu and Gongsun Yibai, including Li Qiuli who was holding the banner of the green dragon, all widened their eyes, it was not anything else, but a hundred chariots, people couldn't help but be shocked, people couldn't help but show greedy eyes, a chariot not only needed four of the best war horses, as well as four sets of the most sophisticated armor, halberds, bows and arrows, and its bearings and bottom beams were made of copper and gold, the craftsmanship was complicated, the workmanship was extremely fine, and the manpower and material resources consumed were huge. A sign of the power of the world. A chariot is worth more than thirty-six heavily armed sword and shield men, and in many cases more than that.
At this moment, Gongsun Yibai was blinking desperately, he was signaling Xiao Yu to hurry up and please her chubby Lord Weng. And the sculpture-like Li Qiuli also twisted his neck and looked at Xiao Yu without blinking, his eyes flashing with a light of hope that could not be hidden.
So, the most absurd and comic scene in the world happened, Xiao Yu pulled her pea bride, knelt in front of the fat Marquis of Roshan, and bowed three times.
When Xiao Yu knelt down, she heard a joyful chuckle, which was exceptionally crisp and secretly happy, like a little mouse that had just succeeded in stealing rice. The laughter came from her bride, the little pea.
After a three-day stay in the City of Jewels, Xiao Yu returned, taking the little bride and her dowry with her.
The complacent Gongsun Yibai was happy all day long, he rode a horse to and fro, every time he passed by the border of a small prince, he would order the three thousand heavy armor to ride around the capital of other people, and coldly told them that the opportunity must not be lost, and if they do not step on the chariot of the Yin State now, then they will never want to get a piece of the pie afterwards. Through his intimidation and temptation, on the five-hundred-mile road from the Jewel City to Yongqiu, the newborn Yin Kingdom had several more allies, and Xiao Yu's body was getting stronger and stronger.
"Your Majesty, you see, how beautiful the sunset is, how selflessly it spreads its light to the earth, and how selfish it is, everything it does is for us to see its magnificence."
On a hillside, the swarthy shaman, pointing to the setting sun in the sky, his eyes shining with a bewildering light, and the mountain breeze blowing the sleeves of his robe, making him look in high spirits. However, the next moment, he was like a cloth ball puffed up by the wind, and quickly dried up, because Xiao Yu said: "Don't be happy too early, what I'm thinking about now is, if she finds out that her husband is also a woman, what will be the consequences?" My black witch officer, Lord Gongsun Yibai. ”
"Women?"
Gongsun Yibai blinked, he looked at Xiao Yu from top to bottom, frowning and thinking hard, as if he was at a loss, but after a while, he suddenly smiled and said: "Your Excellency, the minister has already thought about it, as long as we don't say it, how will she know that the monarch is actually a woman?" ”
"Are you a fool?"
Xiao Yu didn't fight together, looked left and right, there was no one else on the hillside, except for the sculpture-like chief of the guard, it was a pouting gourd, since she was captured, Tie Chuli has always been silent, and he can't smash a fart with a stick. So, the commander of the Ghost Car Legion, the monarch of the Yin Kingdom, and the future Blood Phoenix King, stood on the horse, twisted her witch official from the horse, slapped it over, and said angrily: "How could she not know? How do I marry her? How to have a cave room with her? You tell me! ”
The pain on his face was hot, Gongsun Yibai was stunned by this slap, staring at the old man and didn't come back to his senses, and when he realized his face, he was about to shout, "Your Majesty, the minister is your witch official, everything you do is for the sake of the Emperor, you shouldn't treat me like this." ’
Who knows, Xiao Yu read his thoughts from his eyes, she twisted Gongsun Yibai and jumped off the horse, but lifted him high, and suddenly ripped off the small mustache in her mouth, twisted her slender eyebrows, and said coldly word by word: "Say, truth, words!" ”
Xiao Yu was angry, the consequences of the Blood Phoenix King's anger were very serious, Gongsun Yibai had been taught, he decided to tell the truth, but he was strangled by Xiao Yu and couldn't speak, he could only shake his feet desperately and roll his eyes.
Xiao Yu threw him to the ground.
Gongsun Yibai held his neck and panted violently, it was really embarrassing, a big man was twisted around by a woman like a dog, he secretly looked at Tie Chuli, and thought, fortunately, only this stone can see.
"Your Majesty, didn't the minister say it, the minister once looked at her from a distance, although she had a silk scarf on her face, her eyes were as bright as snow, and her posture was quite slender." Speaking of the word 'slender', Gongsun Yibai squeezed his eyes at Xiao Yu: "Although the Marquis of Qi said that she is eighteen years old, but you see, does she look like an eighteen-year-old woman?" ”
"No, it's like a pea." Xiao Yu understood a little, and his eyes lit up.
"Yes, the beans are at the beginning, and the fragrance has not yet appeared. The king respects the marquis and loves her, so it's not too late to talk about the cave house for two years, three years, or five or six years. When that time comes, the boat will naturally go straight to the bridgehead. ”
Gongsun Yibai laughed strangely.
The smile is very annoying, the white teeth are infiltrating, and the eyes are gurgling, making people want to press him to the ground and beat him hard at a glance, Xiao Yu clenched his fists and endured it to death.
"Husband, the sunset is so beautiful."
The delicate voice sounded from the bottom of the hillside, and the little pea bride carried the corner of her skirt, escorted by her personal guard to the hillside, the guard was huge, and his body was covered with heavy armor, and the city of gems was carved on it, and in terms of size and majesty, he was only one point weaker than the bald bear, and with every step, there was a pit on the ground, this man's name was Meng Li, and it was said that he was the brother of Meng Qi, the first swordsman in the world, and he had a giant sword hanging from his waist. The little pea bride walked beside him, shrouded in a huge shadow, and looked smaller and smaller.
"Alas, my pea bride."
Xiao Yu patted his forehead.