Chapter 289 Laughing with a knife

(The bottle has something to go out today, and when I come back, the time is obviously not normal enough to update, so I will take the draft of the two chapters of "Waste Firewood" first...... In fact, this is also forcing the bottle itself not to break off. )

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"Not enough, not enough! I can't touch these jade hands of Senior Sister Zou enough. ”

Not to mention that Bai Lingqiang, who was hidden over there, suppressed the urge to jump out and flatten Chai Fei, only said that Zou Na let Chai Fei rub his hands like this, but his face was still like that: "Do you still want the things you asked me to refine yesterday?" ”

Chai Fei smiled evilly: "Of course I want to!" But before that, I still want to be closer to Senior Sister Zou. ”

Bai Ling gritted his teeth secretly: "Does it have to be a limit for people to be shameless?" ”

Zou Na rolled her eyes and muttered, "I heard that Senior Uncle Jiang gave the new junior sister a piece of Phantom Sword Jade that would hurt people, but it wouldn't hurt people?" Why don't I go back and borrow it from my little sister? ”

"Huh?" Chai Fei's rubbing hands paused there, and the wicked smile on his face turned into a dry smile: "Senior Sister Zou, don't do this, right?" ”

As soon as Chai Fei's dirty hands stopped, Zou Na withdrew her hands. Looking at the ash stains on her snow-white hands, Zou Na just smiled slightly: "It's rare, there is one more thing that you Chai Fei will be afraid of." ”

Chai Fei scratched his head: "You don't know, that thing really hurts to hit people, and I don't know how the master made it." ”

"Isn't that right? You Chai Fei is a typical underbeaten. Saying that, Zou Na took out the embroidered handkerchief and wiped her hands, and after wiping them off, she looked at her hands a few times, and suddenly said to Chai Fei: "Oops, I forgot to tell you." Just now, when I went to get what you wanted, I accidentally knocked over the red cockroach powder next to me. Because I was in a hurry, I hadn't cleaned my hands yet. ”

"Oh, ahhh Chai Fei was startled, turned around and rushed into the hospital, and jumped into the small pond in the center of the courtyard without caring about 3721, and his hands were rubbed and rubbed on his body.

Zou Na smiled and walked slowly into the courtyard. Bai Ling over there asked Lu Yuan curiously, "What is this red cockroach powder?" ”

As soon as he mentioned "red cockroach powder", Lu Yuan's face twitched: "A strange medicine made by the Medicine Sect can make people itch all over the body with just a little bit of the size of a fingernail." ”

Bai Ling was dumbfounded: "Why is there such a ...... in our sect Something missing? ”

Lu Yuan said: "I can't say that. In fact, which sect of medicine sect will not have some highly poisonous poisons? The point is that these things can be used in the right place. But this red cockroach powder ...... At the beginning, it was really made up by the senior brother when he was studying art in the Medicine Sect. Originally, he just used it to damage people, but later it was improved by Senior Sister Zou and several fellow disciples of the Medicine Sect, and now it has become an auxiliary external medicine used by disciples in the sect to test their concentration. ”

"Test your concentration?"

Lu Yuan nodded: "Among the five senses of soreness and itching, itching is the most unbearable." ”

Bai Ling rolled his big eyes and thought about it for a while, but he shuddered for no reason: "It seems to be oh...... I began to practice martial arts with my father at the age of five, and I dare to say that I am never afraid of tiredness or pain, but I am afraid of itching. ”

Returning to Chai Fei and Zou Na, Zou Na had already walked to the edge of the pond, looking at Chai Fei there with a smile on her face: "Xiao Fei, the girls of our Medicine Sect are not so easy to touch. ”

Chai Fei's hand that was scrubbing suddenly stopped, and then the obscene evil smile appeared on his face again: "Senior Sister Zou, are you sure?" ”

"Huh?"

Zou Na knew it was bad when she saw the familiar evil smile on Chai Fei's face, but before she could react, Chai Fei in the pond raised his hand violently, and a bag of things hit Zou Na's body, and then a burst of dust and mist flew out.

Zou Na was a disciple of the Medicine Sect, and when she smelled the smell of the dust mist, she exclaimed, "This, this is ......."

Looking at Chai Fei with his arms in the pond water, he smiled even more: "Senior Sister Zou, don't forget, the original powder of the red cockroach powder was made by me accidentally, how could I not keep some inventory in my hands?" As for you saying that you have red cockroach powder on your hands, do you think I, a person who often goes to the Medicine Sect to make trouble, will not be able to smell it? ”

"You, you...... Okay, I've fallen for your trick again! ”

Having said that, the itch after Chai Fei's red cockroach powder was spread on his body was really no joke, and Zou Na, who was a disciple of the Medicine Sect, also secretly said that he couldn't bear it. In fact, after being improved by Zou Na and other Medicine Sect disciples, the red cockroach powder is an auxiliary medicine for the disciples in the sect to try, and the medicinal effect is much softer; And Chai Fei made the original powder, and the medicinal effect was even more violent. Zou Na is only refining the cultivation medicine, but her personal cultivation can only be regarded as so-so, and with her concentration, she really can't withstand the medicinal effect of the original powder.

After a short while, the medicinal effect of the original powder thrown out by Chai Fei had completely dispersed, which really tickled Zou Na's heart, and her delicate body was even more itchy and trembling, and she was half-curled up. The hands were holding each other, scratching and not talking, and even the legs were tightly closed to rubbing each other, and the mouth was a soft moan of "mmmm

Chai Fei lay on the edge of the pond at this moment, closed his eyes to the sky between his hands and heads, as if he was enjoying listening to Zou Na's moans, and the obscene meaning of the evil smile on his face had reached the point of disgusting: "Oh, Senior Sister Zou, your name is really ecstatic!" ”

"You, you, you ......" Zou Na reluctantly freed her fingers to designate Chai Fei: "You dead Chai Fei!" Today I admit to planting, let's wait and see, there will always be a time when you will be planted in my hands when you turn back. ”

"Hmph...... Don't go! Are you sure you can go back to the Medicine Sect in your current situation? Let's just wash in this pond nearby! You know my raw powder, wash it with water and you'll be fine. At this point, Chai Fei's disgusting smile increased a few points: "Senior Sister Zou, don't worry, I will definitely help you wash it clean, and I can also help you rub your back by the way!" Come on, come on, jump off! ”

Zou Na's face finally had the look of wanting to bite Chai Fei to death at this moment, but the itching on her body made this expression distorted and deformed. What is hateful is that Chai Fei is still there and keeps beckoning to Zou Na, and lures Zou Na with words: "It's too itchy, it's too itchy, I can't stand it, I can't stand it, jump down, jump down!" ”

Not only that, Chai Fei had another bag of raw powder in his hand, and kept gently throwing it in his hand, seeing that the posture had the meaning of Zou Na making up another pack if she didn't give in. Seeing this, Zou Na really wanted to kick Chai Fei a few times, but the severe itching on her body really made her unable to exert half of her strength, so she could only use her little hands that were trembling because of the severe itching to rummage in the pocket in her sleeve to find something useful. But if the itch is like this, the whole person is flustered, where can I find medicine? Looking at the clear pool water, as well as the bag of red cockroach powder that was flying up and down in Chai Fei's hand, he had to bite his teeth and close his eyes, and he was ready to jump into the pond after protecting the key position between his arms. But at this moment......

"I can't stand it anymore! How can a person be shameless to such a degree!! ”

In a flash, a pretty figure fell to the edge of the pond, not Bai Ling, but who was it? But seeing Bai Ling's left hand slammed down, he snatched the bag of raw powder in Chai Fei's hand, and Bai Ling's right arm didn't know when he had gathered a ghostly light, reached out and grabbed Chai Fei's back collar, lifted it up and then shook it hard, Chai Fei's whole person drew a beautiful parabola in mid-air, and the mist on his body also reflected a thin rainbow in the morning sun.

Before Chai Fei landed in mid-air, Bai Ling's figure flashed again and followed, and when he raised his leg, he kicked Chai Fei's ass with a clean kick, so in a muffled sound, Chai Fei was kicked out of the hospital by Bai Ling.

Bai Ling's figure flickered again and rushed to the front of the courtyard gate, and here Lu Yuan had just put Chai Fei from mid-air and then put it on the ground, Bai Ling didn't think about it, and hit Chai Fei with the bag of red cockroach powder that he had copied in his hand before: "You bastard yourself taste the taste of this red cockroach powder!" ”

As soon as the dust and mist dispersed, even Lu Yuan beside Chai Fei fell down: "Senior brother, you are making trouble!" Who am I messing with? Huh...... Senior brother, has this pack of raw powder been purified? I can't stand it! ”

"Nonsense! This pack is the original powder of the original powder, and I usually use it with other medicines...... Stand! Gotta wash it off with water! ”

Raised his leg and ran towards the courtyard, but slammed into the door of the courtyard that had been tightly closed. As soon as he raised his head again, Bai Ling was standing on top of the wall, and the phantom sword jade in his hand had already conjured into a big stick and hammer: "You despicable, shameless, obscene and filthy bastard!" Go to the meditation pool and wash yourself! And Senior Brother Yuan, you, who always help this big bastard to help the abuse, are not a good person, so go to the meditation pool to wash! Also, if you dare to get even half a step closer to here within an hour, you will be responsible for the consequences, the consequences, the self, and the consequences!! ”

"Hey! Don't mind, little sister!! Chai Fei was really panicked this time, because this was the medicine he made himself, and he knew best what kind of medicine was effective. If this purified red cockroach powder is not washed off as soon as possible after being stained, it will make people itch for three days and three nights once it penetrates into the skin: "Little junior sister! Am I wrong? Hurry up and let me go in and wash it off! ”

Bai Lingyu pointed at Lu Yuan: "It's so itchy that you can't run, right?" Let Senior Brother Yuan Edgeworth take you to the meditation pool, and you can get there in a flash. Anyway, you two guys often get together to do bad things, and the work of flying together must be a good car! ”

Chai Fei was already itching and his face was deformed: "That's what I said, but if there is nothing important within the scope of the sect, you can't fly high with the sword!" ”

Lu Yuan pulled Chai Fei: "Senior brother, don't be wordy here...... While I can still withstand it now, I can fly to the meditation pool with the Edgeworth Floating Word Trick to the ground, but I won't be able to stand it if it's a little bit late...... Your bag of raw powder is amazing. (To be continued.) )