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has the courage to blurt out "Meng Jiangnu"

"Liang Zhu"

"Zhuo Wenjun Sima Xiangru"

"Yes, yes, what you said is very right, there is this Meng Jiangnu, Meng Jiangnu is crying on the Great Wall. There is also this Zhuo Wenjun and Sima Xiangru, as well as this Liangshan Bozhu Yingtai, and then there are the Cowherd and Weaver Girl we just talked about, a total of four."

"Oh," Xiaoqing answered.

"I hope you will give me a little time to tell you these stories. It's possible that everyone knows, if you do."

"How"

"Please pretend you don't know"

Haha, giggles, the eldest girl and the second girl also laughed.

"Then what if you don't know?"

"Then even if you didn't come in vain today, you can still know and know"

"Oh"

"Let's talk about Meng Jiangnu first"

.........

"Meng Jiangnu is very anal fissure, she..."

"What is anal fissure, that is called a strong character"

The crowd laughed.......

.................

"Let's talk about this Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai next"

.............

"Three years of classmates and three years of bed, Liang Shanbo was stunned and didn't find out that Zhu Yingtai was his daughter"

"When did Liang Shanbo become blind?"

Hahaha

"What is blind, that's Zhu Yingtai's good disguise. Let's just say that this is a blessing to Yingtai Ha,....... wrote a letter to Liang Shanbo, explaining that he was his daughter. As a result, this letter was seen by another bedmate, Ma Wencai, and Ma Wencai proposed to Zhu Yingtai's family, Ma Wencai's family had money, and Zhu Yingtai's parents agreed, but Liang Shanbo was angry when he found out."

"I'm so angry"

"That's not it, it's just an anal fissure."

"Oh mom, I have an anal fissure again, hahaha, I'm laughing to death" Wu Yuanshuang is the one who laughs the most.

"And then, Zhu Yingtai will get married?" Xiaoqing asked.

"yes, what else could I do. However, this Zhu Yingtai is a woman with an anal fissure," Xiaobai said.

"Hey, here we go again, why do they all have this problem?"

"Don't care about whether these details are good or not, Zhu Yingtai, a woman with a strong personality, passed by Liang Shanbo's grave in a sedan chair to welcome her relatives, she must go to worship...... Zhu Yingtai wept bitterly in front of the tomb, and the tomb suddenly cracked"

"Cracked?"

"yes, it's cracked"

"In the past, these women cried so badly, either they cried down the Great Wall or blew up their graves"

Hey, the maids laughed like crazy and started to laugh.

"The grave exploded, Zhu Yingtai took a look, this is a godsend, got up and jumped in directly, you see a woman with anal fissures"

"Come on, don't talk about this, go on"

"What else are you talking about, didn't two butterflies fly out of the tomb later, and while flying and singing dear, you fly slowly, be careful of the thorny roses in front. ...”

"Okay, okay, stop singing, okay?"

"You see, this is the story of Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtaihuadie"

"After listening to these stories, I pondered and summed it up."

"You say"

"I just think, this ex can't die well, you think"

"Eh, that makes sense."

"Nonsense, how can you die so miserably"

"Hahahaha, no, no, no, I can't breathe when I laugh"

"Ahem, cough, quick, give me a hammer on the back, choked"

..............

"As for this Zhuo Wenjun is good Sima Xiangru, Zhuo Wenjun is a talented woman in the Han Dynasty and one of the four talented women in ancient China. She is beautiful, talented, and has money at home, typical Bai Fumei. Xiaobai continued.

"What do you mean by Bai Fumei?"

"Bai Fumei, you don't know, then you are too lonely. White, rich and beautiful, referred to as white rich beauty"

"Oh, that's what it means."

"Okay, don't interrupt if it's okay, listen to me. This Zhuo Wenjun got married when he was a teenager, but his husband died within a few years, and he didn't know how to work at night, anyway, he died at a young age. After her husband died, Zhuo Wenjun went back to her parents' house to live. ”

"Then she's Kefu's life."

"What kind of husband, the son is silent, the power is confused, you say this, the Holy Master will not agree"

"Okay, okay, I can't talk about you, you can continue"

"This family is poor, and Sima Xiangru, a talented and impoverished man, came to the Zhuo family by chance.

Although Sima Xiangru is poor, he is talented, beautiful, and extraordinary. is still a showy character, and he played a piano song "Phoenix Seeking Phoenix" as soon as he was picked up. ”

"This is how the phoenix begs for love?"

Hahahaha....

"Otherwise, what do you think, in other words, it just so happens that this widowed talented girl Zhuo Wenjun has a turbulent heart, and after listening to the piano music, she fell in love with Sima Xiangru, and then this Sima Xiangru was not willing to be lonely, and teased Zhuo Wenjun, and the two hooked up."

"Hey, your words are too unelegant, how can it be a hookup, this is called mutual affection."

"Okay, even if the two are happy, but I'm worried that Zhuo Wenjun and her father won't agree, and then this Zhuo Wenjun is a woman with an anal fissure."

"I'm going, why is it coming again"

"It's okay to have a strong temperament. Then the two eloped."

"Elopement, it's really bold enough"

"That is, this elopement is a break with the family, and Zhuo Wenjun, who has an anal fissure, found a poor bastard who wants nothing, and he can't even eat, so he has to open a shop and sell wine."

"And then?"

"Later things tell us that fairy tales are all lies, and the looks are all lies, Sima Xiangru was appreciated by the emperor, so he disliked Zhuo Wenjun a little, and began to snub her, and Zhuo Wenjun, who had an anal fissure, wrote a poem "Baitou Yin", with a sentence "I wish to have one heart, and the white head is not separated", pierced Sima Xiangru's little secret, made him change his mind, and finally they lived happily together.

"It's all anal fissures a few times"

"Don't talk about it, let's talk about you"

"And then what about the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl..."

.................

The cross talk ended on a hilarious note. Xiaobai Xiaoqing left, not taking a single cloud with him.

Leaving a room full of laughing and paralyzed people, and overturned teacups, and snacks scattered on the ground, full of desolation.

Although he was already mentally prepared, Wu Yuanqing still underestimated the poverty of people's entertainment at this time, as well as the laughter that was so low that it was not offline.

This room is still full of people who have been nurtured by themselves for so long and can be regarded as having a relatively high laughing point, but they are still paralyzed with easy laughter without suspense in front of a not very famous cross talk.

This is going to make those official masters and ladies whose laughter is so low that it is outrageous, and the young master and young lady will not all laugh to death when they see it.

(To be continued.) )