Huang Yue was teaching Xiaobao to read and write, and when he saw Ge Liang coming back, he hurriedly greeted him and asked, "How about meeting with you today?" ”

Ge Liang was unhappy, found a chair and sat down, leaned his head back on the chair, and sighed: "Fortunately, there are no major problems." Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ”

Huang Yue was a little nervous when he saw Ge Liang's appearance: "Does that mean that there is still something wrong?" What's going on? ”

Ge Liang gave a general account of the experience of meeting with you today.

Huang Yue thought it was funny: "I didn't expect that Zhang Fei to be quite tempting, although it's not right, but his analysis is not unreasonable, you are an impostor." ”

Ge Liang raised his head and fanned the goose feather fan on his hand twice, the fan was really a little cold this season, so he threw it on the table and said to Huang Yue: "But I originally wanted to show that I have the ability to know people, but it turned out to be so embarrassing; I wanted to shock them as soon as I met, so that I could establish some prestige among them as soon as possible, but instead some of them became suspicious. ”

"Didn't Xu Shu and Liu Bei clarify for you, didn't you come up with a good idea later to make them all happy?" Huang Yue felt that it was nothing.

Ge Liang shook his head and said, "You don't know, I originally just wanted to rely on summarizing their personalities to get closer to them, and I didn't plan to use the second suggestion today." On the way back, I was thinking, now things are almost still going according to the process in the history books, I can still rely on the records in the book to make a few amazing moves, and then the historical process has changed a lot, and the book is not very useful, so at this stage, I can't use up all the eyes of God at once, I have to slowly dig out, I didn't expect to be forced to use two today, I think it's a pity. ”

Huang Yue thought about it and felt that it made sense, so he blamed: "Actually, you only need to praise Guan Yu and Zhang Fei today, and at most praise Mi Zhu, don't talk about anyone else at all, especially the Liu ...... you said What's Liu's name? ”

Ge Liang replied, "Liu Yan." ”

Huang Yue said: "I've never heard of this person, does he have any famous deeds?"

"There are no deeds, according to the book, it is just because he can blow. Liu Bei felt very happy to chat with him, and he was the same clan, so he made him a guest of honor. This man did not lead troops into battle, and he had never heard of any good schemes. If you want to talk about his deeds, it is that later he had a beautiful wife who was left in the palace by Empress Liu Bei for a month, and he thought that Adou had an affair with his wife, so he slapped his wife's face with the sole of his shoe and beat him more than 500 times, but he was afraid that his face would be broken. His wife went to the queen to complain. Adou thought that he dared to slander the emperor, so he killed him. Ge Liang had a rare opportunity to teach Huang Yue a knowledge lesson in turn.

The more Huang Yue listened, the more chilled he became, and pointed at Ge Liang and said, "You know this kind of person so clearly, and you still want to be close to him?" ”

Ge Liang hurriedly defended: "This can't be helped, that's what is written in the book." The biographies of Shu Han in "Three Kingdoms" are relatively simple, and there are not many people who write them, so maybe they are pulled out to make up the numbers. ”

"It's a braggart guy." Huang Yue didn't bother to care about this Liu Yan, and counted Ge Liang upside down: "I think, today's situation is that you like to brag too much, and you don't have any skills at all. ”

Ge Liang admitted his mistake repeatedly: "Yes, yes, I also figured it out on the way back, in fact, with that article "Longzhong Pair", the first impression of Liu Bei is too good to be better, I don't need to show too much now, or just talk less and pretend to be unfathomable, so that under normal circumstances, I can still strike backward and fight for the initiative." ”

Huang Yue stared at Ge Liang: "I'm afraid you can't help it, you are the kind of person who will die if you don't brag!" ”

Ge Liang touched the back of his head and laughed at himself: "This is a disease, it must be cured!" After saying that, he couldn't stop laughing.

Huang Yue looked inexplicable: "What do you always laugh at, saying that you are sick and you are still proud?" ”

Ge Liang waited until he had laughed enough before explaining to Huang Yue: "Speaking of bragging just now, I think of the person named Jian Yong again, according to the book, this person speaks funny and likes to spoof. Thinking about Liu Bei having such two people around him, I am afraid that he himself is also a person who likes to blow water. Do you know? Later, when Liu Bei went to meet Liu Zhang, he once quarreled with a man named Zhang Yu at a banquet. That Changyu had a lot of curly beards, and Liu Bei made up a joke that there were many people surnamed Mao around his hometown Zhuoxian, and the county order said that Zhumao was around Zhuoju, which meant that there were a lot of pig hairs around the pig's mouth on the face of Zhang Yu.

Zhang Yu was also not polite, seeing that Liu Bei didn't have much beard, he made up a story that a person had been a county magistrate in Zhuo County, and then a magistrate in Lu County, and his signature was Luzhuo Jun, which meant that he scolded Liu Bei for not having hair on his pig's mouth. You say that speaking of which, is Liu Bei also a person who loves to blow water? ”

Huang Yue felt that it was different from his impression: "Didn't they all say that Liu Bei loves to cry?" ”

"It was described in the novel "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", according to the record of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", Liu Bei does not like to cry, but 'joy and anger are invisible'. Hey? So Liu Bei doesn't like to joke, did I understand it wrong? Ge Liang didn't know which was right.

Huang Yue guessed: "If he can become the emperor with his own ability, he should be a person who can control his emotions at any time." Pig head liang, if you want to pretend to be Zhuge Liang to make a career, you should learn from Liu Bei, don't know to brag all day long. ”

"Be good, be good, do less bragging and do practical things. Hey, Huang Yue, have you thought of anything that can be improved recently? If you can make a cannon in the current society, then there won't be so much trouble to unify the whole country. Ge Liang believes that what Huang Yue took out must be a real thing.

"You want to be beautiful!" Huang Yue was very embarrassed, "Where do I know what I can do now, and I am not as familiar with "Three Kingdoms" as you." What I want to do, I always have to look at what kind of materials I can provide and what kind of processing level I can achieve. Besides, what decent things can we make with a high level of knowledge in our lifetime? I don't think it's too beautiful, those complicated things can't be made, maybe the most is to improve the existing things a little. ”

Ge Liang is still full of hope: "Now that Cao Cao has not come, Liu Bei has no power, and he can only do something more to recruit soldiers, so we might as well take advantage of this time to quickly observe." We haven't been out for a long time except to be a beggar in that county for a few days before this, so I'll go shopping with you tomorrow to see what else we can do in the future. ”