Chapter 108: The End? Lao Tzu's performance has just begun

"What is this doing?"

"Why don't you sing?"

"What about the people of Chunyue Tower, this is ...... Have they started to tear down the stage? ”

"Alas...... It is estimated that it is because Diecuilou is doing too well this time, and I feel that I have no hope, so I want to dismantle the platform in advance. ”

……

The people who were still sparse before, because of this strange behavior in front of the Chunyue Tower, turned out to be a little more sick.

However, most of the people who came over were not there to watch the show, they were watching the excitement.

"Huh...... No, they're not tearing down the stage, they're still putting things on it? You see, there are four black things on the top, what are they? ”

"I don't know, whatever, anyway, Chunyue Lou is out of play this year!"

Not only were the onlookers attracted by the actions of Chunyue Tower, but even the top red sister of the Diecui Building next door was also attracted to it.

Sister Hong looks like she is in her twenties, with a beautiful posture, thin where she should be thin, fat where she should be fat, and a simple stop there can attract countless men.

"Yo...... Sister Qingye, you're going to admit defeat, isn't it still early? Sister Hong was dressed in a bright red robe, accompanied by two singers, and although she said it nicely, her face was full of playful expressions.

Qingye happened to be in front of the stage at this time to help Su Baiyi pack things, and after seeing Sister Hong, his face suddenly sank, but he finally held back his temper and said coldly: "We don't need to worry about the affairs of Chunyue Building!" ”

Although the momentum of Diecuilou is huge, the performance at this doubao conference is even more remarkable, even Su Baiyi admires this woman's stopping ability a little.

But there is one point, her character is not very good?

Qingye just sneered at her, Sister Hong'er in order to achieve her goal, sometimes there is no bottom line.

It is normal to spend the night with an old man of seventy or eighty years old, and it is said that once in order to cling to a eunuch who came from Beijing, she actually married the eunuch's general in front of the eunuch.

The great general, a dog raised by a eunuch.

is a prostitute and has professional ethics, but what Sister Hong'er did is simply smearing the prostitution industry.

Qing Ye said that time he was extremely angry, but Su Baiyi only smiled faintly when he heard it.

What is a general?

There are many shameless people in later generations, cucumbers, yellow eels, what don't you dare to do?

Some people don't hesitate to try this kind of artifact.

"Worried? Hahahaha......" Sister Hong came with a burst of laughter like silver bells, "I'm not worried, I'm worried, I'm worried that my sister will stay in this hook bar for a few more years, what do you think, how many years can we women stay, count it out, it's old, even if this fight will win the first prize, where will there be a man." ”

Qingye ignored her, and she continued to talk more and more.

"Sister Qingye, I am dissatisfied with you, do you know the Song Gongzi of the Song family in Defu? Two days ago, Song Gongzi told me that if he got out of his nationality in one fell swoop this time, he could promise me to marry my sixth aunt and wife again! ”

"Song Gongzi?" Qingye's brows frowned slightly, and he thought about it, and said, "You're talking about the Song family's ...... Childe, in his forties? ”

"Cut, what do you know, this man, the older he gets, the more he knows that it hurts!"

"Poof......" Su Baiyi was pulling the wires under the wooden board, and after hearing the conversation between the two, he didn't hold back his breath after all, and said with a smile: "What kind of person, there are people rushing to eat shit!" ”

Su Baiyi crawled out from under the plank, his face was covered with mud, if it weren't for the clothes on his body that were still of some grade, he would be an old farmer digging dung.

"Who are you?" Sister Hong took a step back with some disgust, and then raised her hand to cover her nose, as if the smell on Su Baiyi's body was particularly unpleasant.

"Mr. Su, come, wipe your sweat!" Qingye hurriedly went up, took out a delicate silk handkerchief with a faint fragrance, and carefully wiped the sweat beads on Su Baiyi's face.

"Mr. Su? Which Mr. Su are you......" Sister Hong thought of a possibility, and became nervous inexplicably, and said secretly: It won't be him, if it's really him, it's bad.

"Little Zhuge of Guide Mansion, haven't you heard of Sister Hong!" The night is now starting to rattle.

Over there, Sister Hong heard Xiao Zhuge and almost fell to the ground.

My God, Su Baiyi actually invited Chunyue Tower.

It's broken, it's bad, it's less auspicious!

Sister Hong glanced at Su Baiyi with complicated eyes, patted her bulging chest, and said: "Oh, it turned out to be Mr. Su, I have been looking up for a long time, can Mr. Su appreciate the light, move to the stage of Diecui Building, and the concubine will be the guest of honor." ”

Who is Su Baiyi?

Knowing the sky and the geography of the bottom, you can break the belly and take the existence of children!

The existence of miracles in Guide Mansion every time!

It is a well-known existence for women and children in Guide Mansion!

If he gets together with Chunyue Tower, it will be really a little troublesome.

If she can introduce him into her own account, Sister Hong has a hundred ways to leave this little Zhuge behind.

"Okay!" Su Baiyi smiled slightly, revealing two rows of white teeth, and said, "But not today, let's make an appointment another day, I'm very busy today, Sayanara......"

After speaking, he flashed into the back tent with the green night.

It's not that I want to deliberately avoid the top card of Stacked Cui Lou, but it's really busy.

"Alright, all here!"

Su Baiyi waved his hand, and more than twenty girls, including Qing Ye, all surrounded him.

"Our performances are different from the other three, first, the preparation time is relatively long, and second, the performance time is relatively short."

The end in the shortest possible time is determined not only according to natural conditions, but also according to human psychology.

This sensational and shocking form of performance, if it can be controlled in a very short period of time, often has an evocative feeling, otherwise, it is easy to cause visual and auditory fatigue.

That's more than worth the loss!

"Short ...... How short? Qingye was taken aback.

"It's very short, less than a stick of incense, and it is still very difficult for us to show all the beauty in this time of incense."

Regardless of whether the people below agree or not, Su Baiyi has absolute command in his hands, and everyone must do what he says.

"Qingye, wait for you to start, remember what I just said, have a fairy spirit, imagine that you are the lonely and noble fairy Chang'e in the Moon Palace, dancing towards the moonlight."

"Okay, follow the dance I just taught you, do it again, one, two, three, up!"

……

"Very good, qualified, but your clothes are too light, and the cyan ones can't show the light at night, come, wear this white suit."

"Okay, it looks much better this way, that's it, you go to the side to practice first, and I'll arrange the second game."

……

Su Baiyi wiped his sweat while directing, and after finishing the dance of the green night, he began to think about the second half, which was the appetizer of the Spring Moon Tower's Fighting Conference.

There are a lot of people participating in this dish, and it is the most likely to have problems.

"Sir, can you drink some water......"

A pretty little girl brought a bowl of sour plum soup to Su Baiyi's side.

Su Baiyi waved his hand and said, "There's no time to drink water, hurry up, stand up." ”

More than twenty women stood in turn, some high and some low.

"Come, you stand in front, that you, stand back!"

"Spread out, spread out, spread out! Don't be so crowded, and have enough space on stage. ”

According to Su Baiyi's instructions, the women lined up according to their height, and then the team stood apart, and it really looked much better.

"There's no era, there's no girlish energy, you know!" Su Baiyi bought a lot of clothes from Hulala in the system, pointed to one of the black shorts and said to the woman who had just poured water for him: "You, come here, put on these pants and try it." ”

"Good!" The girl's face was red, and she ran to Su Baiyi's side, took her pants and put them on her body.

Su Baiyi rolled his eyes directly and said, "Who told you to wear it like this, take off the clothes outside, just wear these pants, and show your legs!" ”

"Ah......" The woman stopped doing it, Su Baiyi said that she just didn't wear it.

Qing Ye was in a hurry, and also thought that Su Baiyi was a little too much, but at this time, he could only believe that he had no other way, so he ran over and kicked the woman who was twisting just now, and said: "Xiaoqian, we are doing the skin and meat business, what are you ashamed of, when you pick up customers on weekdays, you are the loudest." ”

"Hey......" Xiaoqian hurriedly covered her face with her sleeves and said, "Sister Qingye, don't say it, can't I wear it?" After saying that, he took his clothes and went to the back hall to change.

"And you, take this and put it on!"

"Wrong, wrong, this is a bra, not a hat......"

"You look stupid, you can't walk in high heels? I tell you, not only to go, but also to jump ......."

……

It took 99 oxen and 22 tigers to train these girls to dance a so-so dance that lasted only a few minutes.

It's really so-so.

This is still the premise that the girls have some dance foundation.

Otherwise, hey, you won't be able to get it even if you're exhausted.

The dance training is done, the venue is set up, and the lights and dry ice fog machine are all ready.

These alone are not enough to attract people.

Just kidding, if the dancer himself is ugly, can the pig's feet as a stage be attractive?

After Su Baiyi rested for a while, he started another great project: "Go wash your face, and I'll put on makeup for you." ”

Su Baiyi secretly looked at his watch, five o'clock in the afternoon.

There are still three hours left before the end of the whole fighting meeting.

That's enough!

……

As the clock ticked by, the sun finally set below the horizon, and the light on the horizon gradually dimmed.

In front of the stage of Diecui Building, Sister Hong kept looking at the Chunyue Building next door.

For an afternoon, there was not the slightest movement there, and the battle was about to end in half an hour, and she finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Su Baiyi, she had to be afraid.

But now there is still half an hour left, what about Su Baiyi?

Can he still turn the tables around?

Sister Hong shook hands gently, and secretly prayed in her heart: This year's first treasure will definitely be Diecui Building!

Opposite the stage of the four flower buildings, I don't know when a smaller red platform was raised.

On the platform sat a young and white-bearded old man, his beard was white but his face was ruddy, smiling like a fairy old man, accepting everyone's kind greetings.

Behind the old man, a huge red paper is posted, written from left to right: Chunyue Building, Diecui Building......

Under the name of each flower building, there is a large blank space for the literati who come from near and far to leave their names, which is the famous romantic list.

"Ladies and gentlemen...... "Seeing that the sky is about to get dark, the old man got up from the chair, waved his hand, and said in a loud voice: "This year's three-day fighting conference is coming to an end...... Haha......ha

As he spoke, he glanced at the place where the Spring Moon Tower was located and shook his head secretly.

A group of people rushed up and gradually flocked to the stage.

"Wait!"

At this critical juncture, Su Baiyi came out of the backstage of Chunyue Building with an electronic loudspeaker in his hand, pointed to the merry list and said, "Merry Taigong, it seems that this is not in accordance with the rules, right?" ”

"Huh?" The Merry Taigong turned his head, and the two white long eyebrows frowned: "Why don't you follow the rules." ”

"It's not time!" Su Baiyi said indifferently: "According to the usual practice, the announcement of the merry list is three o'clock, isn't this still a quarter of an hour?" ”

"Not bad!" The Merry Taigong stroked his beard and said, "It's true that there is still a quarter of an hour left, the old man thinks that your performance is over, could it be that there is still a good show in Chunyue Tower?" ”

"Exactly, they are all finished, our good show in Chunyue Building has just begun!" Su Baiyi smiled slightly, and threw away his big sleeves, with a kind of unruly elegance.

Sister Hong next to her was stunned, "chuckled", and realized that things were not good.

The Merry Taigong laughed and said, "Okay, since there is a good show, why don't you start quickly." ”

Su Baiyi bowed down to thank him, with a dozen fingers in his hand, and said loudly into the horn: "Wan, Tu, Siruyi, Mi Youz Ke, get up!" ”

Suddenly, a gentle, heavenly voice that swept through people's hearts like a spring breeze slowly sounded: "Wow^ah...... Ahh......h Ahh......h