Life precept 1: If you don't die, you won't die. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

If Wei Huaiyi follows the rules, Wu Zetian will still be grateful for the "one night husband and wife for a hundred days", at least let Wei Huaiyi live peacefully and peacefully.

Wu Zetian is a person, say that she is unkind and unkind, and she is indeed like this, even her son dares to kill her.

But she has repeatedly tolerated the people close to her, at least Wei Huaiyi is not ready to pursue even if she burns Ming Hall and Heaven.

But Wei Huaiyi openly talked about how he * her!

It's tolerable, it's unbearable!

Life precept 2: Not to mention the benefits of a good neighbor, a good friend, and an upright person to a person, even a messenger may be able to trap people!

In ancient times, there were three migrations of Meng's mother, and there were beneficial friends among friends, and there were ministers who spoke falsely, all of which were good.

And for Wei Huaiyi, if he is given a choice, maybe it is not Wu Chenghei who he would rather come to pass the decree!

In order to please Wei Huaiyi, Wu Chengsi won the messenger who went to the White Horse Temple to pass the decree, and when Wei Huaiyi received the decree, he was really overjoyed!

He burned down the Ming Hall and Heaven, and he also handled the engineering management of the two buildings, and knew their importance, which caused him to be panicked in his heart, and he didn't know how Wu Zetian would deal with him, and when he was worried to death, Wu Zetian said that the fire was caused by the craftsman, and he picked him up with a single sentence, and he was whitewashed, and there was no!

There was also a will for him to rebuild the Ming Hall and Heaven, and the grace was undiminished, which really made him grateful, and at that moment he felt like he had jumped from hell to heaven.

"This is the grace of Your Majesty!" After Wei Huaiyi received the holy decree, he said to Wu Chenghei.

"Your Majesty is so good to Master Wei!" Wu Chengsi was very envious.

"Hahaha!" Wei Huaiyi laughed wildly and said to Wu Chenghei: "You won't get drunk tonight!" ”

Wu Chengsi said happily: "Solid wishes! ”

Yes, Wei Huaiyi has always been a monk of wine and meat, and getting drunk is nothing, and he will make a good White Horse Temple into a miasma.

When preparing for the banquet, the officials came in clusters, and the gifts were delivered in a car!

Congratulate him, everyone has to pat his ass!

The martial party members and the cool officials came, and those who didn't come, many of them gave gifts!

Seeing the jewels and yellow and white things on the long table in the hall, Wei Huaiyi showed a satisfied smile on his face!

He had lost millions of guan before, and now he has at least 200,000 guan of wealth in hand, and over time, it will not be a problem for the million guan family fortune to come back.

"Did Princess Taiping give me a gift?" Wei Huaiyi asked the monk Zhike.

"Nope!" The monk replied.

Wu Chenghe, who accompanied Wei Huaiyi, took the list of gifts and pointed out after reading it: "None of the people in the Taiping princess system give gifts!" ”

"Humph!" Wei Huaiyi said dissatisfied.

Wu Chengsi was secretly happy in his heart, and provoked: "Princess Taiping has always come to see us, she doesn't give gifts, Master Wei can't let her go!" ”

"Of course I can't let her go, I want her to know how good I am!" Wei Huaiyi gritted his teeth and said.

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"Master Wei, please give this cup to your face!"

"King Wei, can I not give you face, it's done!"

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The solemn Buddhist hall became a place of staggered planning, brightly lit, and hundreds of Wei Huaiyi and martial party elements, cool officials, and officials who were attached to him had a big feast and ate and drank there.

The wine is good wine, the dishes are full of delicacies, and there are even more proverbial words, patting him on the back makes him feel refreshed, as if eating ginseng fruit, the whole body has 72,000 pores fully open.

One after another, the guests rushed forward to toast Wei Huaiyi, he was happy in his heart, and he did not refuse to come, and he drank too much to drink one cup after another.

shouted loudly, "...... You don't know, if it weren't for me, Wu Mei wouldn't have anyone to satisfy her at all! ”

Hearing his words, everyone stopped their cups, Wu Chenghe's eyes rolled, his heart was restless, and before he could stop it, Wei Huaiyi had already continued: "...... Wu Mei's ability is so strong! Seven times in one night, I couldn't sleep at night......"

He made a lot of nonsense, even if Wu Chengsi stopped him and said, "Master Wei, you are drunk!" ”

But Wei Huaiyi pushed him away and said: "I'm not drunk, Princess Taiping's stinky bitch, fake serious, and her mother's virtue, they are all *** vigorous people, as long as I hook my fingers, she will come to kneel * me!" ”

He pointed to the sky and said, "Soon I will get the two mothers and daughters together*......"

After drinking, he spit out the truth, but the more the guests listened, the more frightened they became, and they left one after another.

First, someone borrowed wine to escape, then someone said that there was something at home, and then someone remembered that someone was beating outside...... Soon, all the people in the place that had been gathered were gone.

And Wei Huaiyi drunk himself and fell asleep on the platform to avoid the embarrassment of the guests greeting him.

Wu Chengsi and Wu Sansi left together, and the relationship between the two of them was special, both dog and dog, but also the same to the outside world, and they were still together when they calculated others.

Sitting in the carriage that was rolling around, Wu Chengsi sighed and said, "Unexpectedly, Wei Huaiyi is mud that can't be pasted on the wall!" ”

Wu Sansi said faintly: "What he said today, someone will report it to His Majesty!" ”

"That's for sure!" Wu Chengsi said in annoyance.

Wu Zetian Dynasty encourages whistleblowers, and those who do not report when they hear paradoxes are guilty of the same crime as those who speak.

Of course, with the status of Wu Chengsi and Wu Sansi, it is difficult for others to sue if they want to, so they don't have to worry.

It's a pity that Wei Huaiyi obviously has a good hand, but he plays like this bird, Wu Chengsi also counted on him to say good things for him in front of Wu Zetian and make him the prince, now it seems that Wei Huaiyi is a pig-like teammate, and it is a blessing not to drag him into the water.

"However, Wei Huaiyi said a word, about Princess Taiping!" Wu Sansi said slowly.

"It's said that Princess Taiping's sexuality/exuberant ......," Wu Chengji said knowingly.

Both brothers had a wolf salivating look on their faces!

It's been a long time since they hit this cousin's idea!

Princess Taiping is naturally beautiful, and it is not that she is very tall in appearance, but she is very well maintained, full of femininity, and has a noble status, so men want to trample on her!

I don't know how many men dream of lovers, and the martial brothers are no exception, but it's a pity that Princess Taiping brings enough vicious dogs every time she travels... Group!

The vicious dog pack is powerful, and a hundred can pick a thousand people from the forbidden army!

She killed decisively, no one dared to provoke her, the magnates couldn't touch her, and her heart was even more itchy.

Wu Sansi groaned: "Wei Huaiyi said that it makes sense, how about we say that we should give a good gift to our cousin?" ”

"Good!" Wu Chengsi nodded.

Not to mention that the two brothers were calculating Princess Taiping, and the next morning, after the court, Wu Zetian saw the secret music, saying that Wei Huaiyi publicized his relationship with Wu Zetian, Wu Zetian was so angry!

When he was furious, the palace people reported: "Princess Taiping asks to see!" ”

"Let her in!"