Fifty-five: Debunking the abundance of money and food [Medium]
Due to the death of the emperor today, the eunuch did not come for a moment, that is to say, Emperor Qi Ming died in the hour.
Originally, according to the rules, it was supposed to be a meal at the right time
But the emperor burped, and died before the hour, which means that the prince's side must also be in a mess, and I am afraid that he will not be able to eat on time.
The biggest possibility is to eat hastily at three o'clock, and then start to tie up the number at noon to deal with the emperor's funeral.
This time difference provides a good opportunity for Mingtian.
Mingtian even felt relieved: God is simply helping himself!
Because the emperor hiccup once again created the most favorable conditions for his plan.
The delay of three quarters means that the meal may be delayed by an hour and a half, plus the dishes that I have cooked at three quarters in the hour, there is an interval of two hours!
Nowadays, most of the dishes are soup, roasted, stuffy and steamed, like the imperial capital roast duck baking method is very rare, where have people eaten the imperial capital roast duck now?
In other words, Qian Shan Duo doesn't know the characteristics of the imperial capital roast duck!
It is now February of the first year of Yongtai, and the temperature is about ten degrees, and the air humidity is large!
The Imperial Capital Roast Duck is delicious when it is just made, but once it cools, the crispy skin and fat that were originally the essence of the soup will turn into a piece of hard-to-chew cardboard paper with a lump of fat!
Two hours of time, without any heat preservation measures, plus the duck is too thin, difficult to keep warm, the original half an hour is good to say, two hours is enough to make the most delicious imperial roast duck in a meal into the most garbage food on the table!
And Qian Shan is mostly ancient people, how can he know that it will be difficult to eat the roast duck in the imperial capital when it is cold?!
Seeing how flustered Qian Shan was, and didn't know what was wrong, Ming Tian smiled.
Don't worry, this is just the beginning, I won't let you die so easily!
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An hour later.
Three o'clock in the afternoon has passed a long time, and today due to the death of the emperor, the Shangshi Bureau will not evaluate the dishes, and all the members must go to the imperial military field, put on mourning clothes and prepare to tie the number.
Due to the low specifications of the Shangshi Bureau, all the staff and various departments such as the Tai Hospital gathered on the Imperial Battlefield and knelt down, just waiting for an order to cry and mourn together.
Mingtian was very lucky.
He was on the far left of the team, and Yin Chan was on the far right of the team, and the two knelt close together.
At the same time, luckier was that Qian Shanduo knelt directly in front of him.
It's a pity that Zhaoke's status is too low, so he kneels far away from him, and it is estimated that there is no room for communication.
"Yo, how's it going? Did you take advantage of this opportunity? ”
Yin Chan asked in a voice that only the two of them could hear.
Ming Tian was stunned for a moment, he didn't know why Yin Chan suddenly asked this, he looked sideways, but saw that this woman was looking at him with a wicked smile.
"You... What does that mean? ”
"Don't you understand?" Yin Chan picked at the broken medicine crumbs in his nails: "Let me be clear, I caught the emperor's medicine early this morning." ”
Yin Cicada's words made Ming Tian react immediately!
That's right, Yin Chan is a doctor in Tai Hospital, and he is responsible for catching medicine.
And the timing of Emperor Qi Ming's burp is too coincidental!
Could it be ......
Emperor Qi Ming was actually killed by Yin Cicada's medicine!
It is worthy of being a traverser in 2458, not to mention the decisiveness, but the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty did not find the strangeness of Emperor Qi Ming.
Comprehending, Ming Tian didn't answer, just made an OK gesture.
Yin Chan is a smart person, and he also knows what happened to Ming Tian yesterday, so he took it upon himself to create the current situation for Ming Tian.
It's nice to have a god teammate.
Ming Tian sighed.
"Don't get too carried away, boy." At this time, he was really angry when he noticed that Ming Tian was communicating with Yin Cicada, and he still remembered the slap that Ming Tian gave him in the dining room just now.
Where has he ever suffered such a loss? It's just that now I'm worried about whether Ming Tian has some conspiracy in that dish, so I don't dare to act rashly.
But he couldn't get out, so he looked back at Ming Tian resentfully: "Don't think that it's great if you have Wang Jingze's support, when you finish the number, Lao Tzu wants you to look good." ”
At this moment, the time and place are favorable, where does Mingtian still need to taboo money and food.
It's time to close the net.
"Want me to look good? Let's talk about it if you live alive. Ming Tian replied with a sneer, where is there still the appearance of nodding his head yesterday.
"You ......" thought about Qian Shanduo, who was feared, where was he choked like this repeatedly, and for a while, the big and small eyes of the anger were reversed: "Okay, good, you have a kind!" ”
In the face of such a bastard, there is no need to waste saliva with him.
Ming Tian ignored him anymore and let him stare at him.
You star, you kind of staring out your eyes!
Take my food, steal my merit, do you want me to serve you? Do you count that green onion? Who gave your dog the guts to dare to think like this?
It's not just because you've me off, even if I get nervous and do a good deed, I'm going to kill you for the sake of the old men in the dining room who have lost hope by you!
You're so [beep] that I don't like it!
"It's noon, raise the number of the court!" As the eunuch shouted, the audience suddenly cried overwhelmingly.
Suddenly, the crying and shouting boiled to the sky, and Mingtian's eardrums were about to explode, and he could only bow his head and pretend to howl twice.
I have to say that the pomp and circumstance of the ancient kings was big, and tens of thousands of people in the Manchu Dynasty had to mourn for him alone, who has this pomp in modern times?
For a moment, the entire palace was covered with this uneven cry.
However, before ten minutes of this cry, a discordant voice suddenly sounded at the gate of the palace!
"Enough is enough!!!!"
The sharp roar made the cries of the entire palace freeze instantly.
saw a young man in a dragon robe, with an obese body and an ugly face, walking out, pointing at the crowd and scolding: "Cry... Cry...... What to cry about... What...... Cry? Noisy...... Kill me...... I'm up! ”
This person was so angry that he scolded the ministers at the emperor's funeral.
It's great, I thought there was the fattest money in the palace, but I didn't expect there to be an even fatter one.
An old minister next to him dressed in a first-class official uniform stepped forward, bowed respectfully, and said, "Tai...... Your Royal Highness the Crown Prince, this is your father's funeral, you are so ......"
"Annoying...... Sick of it!! ”
saw that the fat prince kicked the old minister to the ground: "You...... You...... You count...... How old is it? Tube...... me? ”
Prince?!
Ming Tian was stunned for a moment, and then looked at Yin Chan, Yin Chan also had a solemn face at the moment, and said in a low voice: "It seems that he is your target!" Hou Xiao Bao Roll of the East Dusk! History says he was a stammer, but I didn't expect it to be true. ”
When Ming Tian heard this, he was also angry!
This little fat guy is the bastard who robbed my horse?!
[Beep], who did Lao Tzu recruit to provoke whom? Why are all the fat people who can't get along with me? This is not only fat, but also stammering?
"No...... No crying...... Crying! Hurry up and ...... me My father is buried! I...... I'm going to succeed now... Be the emperor! "It's very tiring to listen to Xiao Baojuan, he stutters to death, and he has to say a word for a long time.
When the ministers next to him heard this, their faces turned pale.
Ming Tian's face stiffened when he saw it.
This history is very famous, and Ming Tian still knows it.
In normal history, Emperor Qi Ming died, Xiao Baojuan didn't shed a single tear, and he didn't even bother to hold a funeral for his father.
It seems that this is the same as in history.
Poor Emperor Qi Ming killed all the royal families who might block his throne for his son Xiao Baojuan, but he didn't even have a decent funeral.
I didn't expect to be lucky enough to witness this scene!
When an old minister heard this, he crawled to Xiao Baojuan's side, crying and begging.
"Prince, don't do it, the first emperor was tired of worrying about the Qi country, and now he has died, and my ministers should be filial, how can we..."
"Annoying... Sick of it!!!! ”
didn't give the old minister a chance to finish, Xiao Baojuan kicked him over again, and immediately shouted: "Come... Someone... Drag me ... Drag it out...... Chopped !! ”
As soon as these words came out, where did the Manchu civil and military dare to let out half a fart.
Poor loyal old minister, dragged down by two soldiers like this, I am afraid that it will be difficult to escape death.
In history, the Marquis of Dongwu was brutal and chaotic, and he was mediocre, and not long after the emperor hiccuped at this moment, he had already revealed three points.
Fortunately, I did not become an official in this dynasty.
Ming Tian secretly sighed that he was lucky.
Following this kind of emperor, where is the companion like a tiger? It's like a death for you!
I couldn't bear to rob my horse, if I want my horse to marry an emperor like you...
In Ming Tian's heart, his determination to kill the emperor was even stronger!
Before that, we must first remove the biggest obstacle, more money and food!
"Hey, take it...... Pick it up! ”
As if hearing Mingtian's heart, I saw Xiao Baojuan's eyes look directly at the dining room on Mingtian's side, and with a wave of his hand, the palace maid behind him was ordered to serve a plate of dishes.
Immediately, Xiao Bao grabbed a handful of dishes in a hurry and threw them directly to the dining room!
"This ...... This... Who's this... Who did it... Garbage?! Money... Money...... There is a lot of money to eat...... Who is more? Give me... I stand up!! ”
What was thrown on the ground was the imperial capital roast duck made by Ming Tian!
Qian Shan saw more, and suddenly his fat body trembled.
It's done!
When Ming Tian saw it, the corners of his mouth hooked.
The plan begins!
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The three watches are completed, and the tickets and collections are begged