Chapter 565: Trivia is non-stop and interesting
"Xiaobei, what do you think of you? No, go home and ask me, why bother with Wang Shangshu? You see you asked Wang Shangshu? ”
Zhang Xiaobao rushed over, slapped Xiaobei's ass twice, snapped, and whispered, "Don't laugh."
Xiaobei giggled, she couldn't cry, so she had to put her hand over her mouth and make a whining sound.
Wang Hui just took a breath, and when he heard Zhang Xiaobao's words, he poofed, and another mouthful of blood spurted out.
Wang Juan looked at it, turned around and ordered: "Find a doctor and tell them to bring ice packs, I'm sure, it's definitely bronchiectasis, cold compress." ”
The other officials retreated back at least five paces in a very tacit manner, one by one creepy.
"Your Majesty, you see, even in autumn, the lake is still rippling, but unfortunately there are no swimming fish and no lotus pods." Gao Lishi stood next to the emperor and felt sorry for the lake.
Li Longji frowned, and was also dissatisfied with Wang Hui's words just now when he picked up Xiaobei, an adult, why should you be angry with the child, you really bullied the child, no one said that you have the ability, but it's a pity that you even let the child be bullied, vomiting blood, can you still have a little belly?
So he didn't care about Wang Hui, and followed Gao Lishi's words and said: "It's really, hey~!" Xiaoyuan, tell me, what is this? ”
Xiao Yuanzheng was surprised by Xiaobei's ability, and when he heard the emperor's uncle's question, he didn't want to think about it, and said casually: "Autumn geese, autumn water, autumn wind and cold, autumn rain and autumn people, autumn clouds and autumn clouds, autumn should take spring to the meaning, autumn is difficult to dispel sorrow, chaos, really messy, the sea, feel lonely, so tears, fish know salty, gather food and drink, the sea thinks that the fish is happy because of salt, re-sprinkle salt, the fish retreats, a fish is brave, into the middle of the sea, sunset, and the sea, do not complain in this life, the soul follows the king." ”
Xiaoyuan said, crying.
Li Longji also took a deep breath, hugged Xiaoyuan, and asked, "Xiaoyuan, what are you crying about?" Is it hard for the fish? ”
"No, my sister's daughter of the sea is more distressing than this, I mean, the water is too salty, and the fish will die if they come in, so there are no other living creatures except swimmers, and even grass will not grow next to it.
I cried, I learned from Wang Shangshu, there is salt in blood and tears, I think, if there is too much salt, the fish will die, will it also make people uncomfortable, so Wang Shangshu vomited blood, I don't have Wang Shangshu's ability, so I have to accompany the tears. ”
Xiao Yuan said innocently, as if the words just now did not come from his mouth.
'Poof~! When Wang Hui heard this, he expressed his heart with a blood-spurting motion.
Li Longji sighed and asked Wang Hui with concern, "Wang Qing, are you okay?" ”
"Your Majesty need not worry." Wang Hui waved his hand, looked around again, and said, "Your Majesty, the minister remembered that there is still a document in the household department that has not been signed, so go back and take a look first." ”
Wang Hui plans to leave, otherwise it will be easy to die of anger in the local area, as for the doctor who is going to come, it is better not to go back to the palace to find a doctor.
Li Longji also saw that Wang Hui was not in a good state, and motioned for the two guards to accompany Wang Hui back.
"Wang Shangshu, are you leaving? See you later. Xiaobei saw that people were leaving, and did not forget to say hello.
Wang Hui's pace quickened, and he didn't answer, pouting, blinking and disappearing.
The other officials who followed remained silent, they couldn't blame Xiaobei for turning over small accounts, saying, 'You took my family's things and ate my family's things, you can't deliberately attack my family's words, you can't blame Xiaobei for taking revenge, after all, it was some people who did it first to take revenge.
As Xiaobei asked, you are pressing with righteousness, in fact, it is for your own selfishness, who is a gentleman and who is a villain?
"How is Zhang Qing's health today?" Li Longji saw that Wang Hui was vomiting blood, remembered that Zhang Xiaobao had also vomited, and asked with concern.
"Your Majesty, don't worry, the minister is fine, Your Majesty is coming to see the Shuiyun family in person?" Zhang Xiaobao hurriedly replied.
"Look, the young eagle is still small, it is inconvenient to move, it is a pity, by the way, I also look at the unsinkable lake, I was going to ask if I can raise things in the sea, Xiaoyuan has already explained to me, there is a lot of salt, the fish can't survive, Xiaobei, come, I ask you, what is a gentleman villain?"
Li Longji first looked up at Shui Yun's home, then turned around and called Xiaobei to him and asked.
Xiaobei really couldn't quote the scriptures to explain it, and smiled embarrassedly: "How do I know, anyway, if it's good for me, I think he's a gentleman, and if it's not good to me, he will become a villain."
I think like this, what I want to do, I have a clear conscience, even if it is clear that things are wrong, I am also a gentleman; When you do things, you are ashamed of yourself, even if you do it right, you are a villain, there is no right or wrong in the world, how can you be a gentleman and a villain. ”
"Oh? And that said? What if everyone else says you're a villain? Li Longji heard such words for the first time and asked again.
"Then it must be that I have offended people by doing something, and the person who is offended is not happy, and of course he wants to attack me, and if I don't offend the person, he will also say that I am the villain, and he wants to elevate himself by belittling me.
When the donkey laughs at the eagle for not being able to run on all fours, the eagle's eyes are the clouds around him, and only when he is hungry will he look down at the earth to find out where the donkey is. ”
Xiaobei stretched out her arms, fanned, and made a flying motion.
The latter was originally a funny word, but the surrounding officials listened to it, but they couldn't laugh, some introspective, some were stunned, some were surprised, and some sighed helplessly.
Li Longji looked at Xiaoyuan, then at Xiaobei, glanced at Gao Lishi, and asked Xiaobei: "Xiaobei, do you remember Jun'er and Pan'er?" ”
"Yes." Xiaobei nodded vigorously: "When I go home, my mother takes them to play, they can run and talk, the little guy is very cute, but you have to give me candy before calling me sister." ”
"Yes, it's the little guy, younger than you, next time you don't call your sister, hit them." Li Longji listened to Xiaobei call his son and daughter little guys, and thought it was very interesting, are you Xiaobei too old?
"Don't fight, force is the last resort when you don't want to pay other benefits, send people by force, people are afraid and don't accept it, meet the people are not afraid of death, but why fear them to death, it will be troublesome, when I have other ways, absolutely no force."
Xiaobei spread his hands and made it look like force was the last option.
Li Longji wondered: "Xiaobei, are you still reciting Lao Tzu?" ”
"Lao Tzu? Book wow? Xiaoyuan is on the back, and I can exhaust me to death if I go to carry it. Becky had finally heard the title.
"Then why do you know Lao Tzu's words?" Li Longji was even more puzzled.
"I don't know, in the stories told by my brother and sister, it turns out that there are also in Lao Tzu? I rarely read this kind of book, I usually learn differently, I just listen to stories. ”
Xiaobei patted Xiaoyuan's shoulder when he spoke, which means that all the things he will carry in the future will be handed over to you.
Xiaoyuan was silent.
Li Longji looked at Zhang Xiaobao: "Xiaobao, you are actually hiding your secrets." ”
"Your Majesty is talking about money?" Zhang Xiaobao pretended to be stupid, he didn't want to have Li Longji's children by his side and teach Li Jun every day, which would make other princes feel a lot of pressure.
As soon as Li Longji heard Zhang Xiaobao's words, he asked Xiaobei again: "Xiaobei, are you willing to take Brother Jun and Sister Pan'er with you to teach?" ”
"Okay, okay, tomorrow I'll take them with me and teach them the Analects." Xiaobei looks like I'm very knowledgeable.
Li Longji saw that Xiaobei agreed, turned around to look at Zhang Xiaobao, Zhang Xiaobao said indifferently: "Since Xiaobei is willing to play with his younger brothers and sisters, that is Xiaobei's business, I don't care." ”
Wang Juan also showed an indispensable look, and asked Li Longji, "Your Majesty is here, is there anything else?" ”
"Yes, I wanted to see if I could raise fish, but now I know that it can't be done, but it's a pity that there is so much salt." Li Longji's gaze returned to the surface of the lake and said with regret.
"It's true that you can't raise fish in the lake, however, there is a kind of fish in the soup pond that can survive, next year, when the weather is warm, I will send someone to find it, far away, there are tribes in the local area, let the army go, find a way to bring the fish back, and then draw a map."
Wang Juan thought of the fish in the hot spring, of course, she couldn't send troops specifically for one kind of fish, and she had to add other more important purposes, so there was no need to talk to Li Longji now.
Li Longji was surprised, the water in the soup pool was very hot, and he had never seen a fish survive in it, but since Wang Juan said it, he thought it would not be bad.
"Is it a long way? Send cavalry to go? ”
"It's far away, the road is difficult, we have to send special forces, special forces that can adapt to all-terrain and all-weather, go all the way, follow all the way to build tents, help raise horses, and push the supply line over, otherwise it is likely that you will not be able to come back alive."
Wang Juan thought for a while, and added: "Let's go over there first, and the sea must also be divided into teams, and whoever can arrive will arrive first, even if you can't get there, you can't be in a hurry." ”
"With a steam-engine ship? Or diesel? When Li Longji heard that he went to other places, the first thing that came to mind was to expand the territory.
"The boat that uses a steam engine and a sail together has to use a sail most of the time, it is too far, it is not easy to bring the fish back alive, you have to go all the way to raise it, I do this with Xiaobao, Your Majesty does not have to worry."
Wang Juan didn't plan to continue.
Li Longji thought about it hard, but he really didn't think of where the fish that could live in the soup pond lived, shook his head slightly, no longer thought about it, and said to Wang Juan and Zhang Xiaobao:
"Since the two of you are here, accompany me to the outside of the city to have a look, and see the construction of Xinguo, at first, I only planned to expand a distance from the west, but Xiaobao proposed to expand in all directions, there is no shortage of money, and there will be four sides on all sides."
Li Longji's words are very atmospheric, he is rich.
Not only him, but also the officials did not object because of financial problems, only people raised the question of whether the expansion was out of season at this time, and planned to delay it until after the beginning of spring next year.
There are also people who are in favor of repairing now, there is a lot of labor, and it is spring, and everyone is busy with spring ploughing, so as to delay the production of the field.
In short, there is no shortage of different voices in the court.
Xiaobei said goodbye to Shui Yun, followed his brothers and sisters, and accompanied Li Longji to go out in the car.
Li Longji came simply, he didn't fight any honor guards, and now he seems more and more peaceful, mainly because he had just gone to Mount Tai to seal Zen at that time, and before his proud heart continued to swell, he let Zhang Xiaobao and Wang Juan use 'advanced' weapons to strike.
Knowing that there is a country that can easily defeat the Tang Dynasty, he really can't find a reason to be arrogant.
As a result, Li Longji was affected by Zhang Xiaobao and Wang Juan in a very contradictory situation in his life, nervous about the speed of scientific and technological development and research, and at the same time knowing how to enjoy life.
Of course, if there is no Zhang Xiaobao and Wang Juan, he will also know how to enjoy life, the kind of enjoyment without a sense of urgency, money is spent faster than earned, plus other circumstances, the strength is dragged into weakness.
Now that he spends money with Zhang Xiaobao to earn, he is more willing to care about people's livelihood without worrying about money.
When he went out for a walk, he became easy-going, with the guards, and he found two cars to come out at random, and he didn't put any guard of honor at all, and he finally understood that the majesty was not in the gorgeous Cheluan, but in the hearts of the people.
Therefore, Li Longji's travel was easy-going and simple, but some officials were embarrassed, wrote a chapter to persuade him, and gave direct advice in the court.
Whenever he encounters such a thing, Li Longji will accept it with an open face and give the officials a certain reward, but in practice he will not change it.
"Look, my chariot is much better than before, why care about the gorgeous appearance, I am comfortable by myself, it is better than anything else."
Li Longji's carriage is very large, except for him and Gao Lishi, even if Zhang Xiaobao is crowded in eleven people, it is still spacious enough.
There is a 'bar' in the car, a small table in the middle, sofas on both sides, a kitchenette, a bathroom, a study, a double floor, and a sleeping bedroom and bath on it.
Zhang Xiaobao designed it, he used to have a big RV, no matter where he went, he dragged it away, because the RV could give him a feeling of home, so he had his own house belonging to Xiaobei.
Li Longji was enjoying the comfort of the RV at this time, much more comfortable than before, patting the wide 'armrest' of the sofa to express his feelings to Zhang Xiaobao and others.
Zhang Xiaobao nodded, and then shook his head: "There are still few things, it would be better to have a TV and computer, it's really not good, let people ponder the gramophone, do you understand?" ”
Zhang Xiaobao asked Wang Juan, Wang Juan frowned, and said: "I understand the principle, in fact, I understand many principles, such as the imaging principle and negative film of the camera, why don't you find someone to study it?" ”
"I'll see it, leave more photos for Xiaobei and them in the future, and then make a movie, I will be the director, you will be the female number one, and I will be the male number one, let's play a laughing and proud Jianghu, you sing and laugh at Hongchen, and I will sing and laugh in the sea."
Zhang Xiaobao said wistfully.
Li Longji was depressed: "Two, can you talk to me in detail?" ”
"Oh, actually, Juan Juan and I want to make something that memorizes other people's voices, such as Your Majesty, you sing a sentence, that thing remembers a sentence, and when you stop singing, that thing will sing by itself according to your singing method, a very interesting thing.
There's also one that is used instead of painting, uh! It is not a replacement, art can never be replaced, like a painting, the appearance of things is printed on a kind of paper, which is more than the image of the painting, and then there are more photos, and it becomes a moving painting. ”
Zhang Xiaobao said this, suddenly thought of a funny thing, and turned his head to look at his younger brothers and sisters: "Xiaobei, go back and finish your homework, I will make a cartoon for you, and put it in Hongnong Amusement Park in the future, and watch it at least ten times once." ”
"Really? Then I'll go back now. Becky suddenly sat up straight.
"Don't be in a hurry, brother, I have to find someone to paint first, and I can't let my brother paint." Zhang Xiaobao thought of good things, rubbed his hands, and looked very excited.
Li Longji was still at a loss, so he had to give up, picked up a glass of wine and took a sip, telling himself that he was not in a hurry, and that he would know when something was made.