Chapter 455: Widow. Gynecology and longevity
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As soon as the morning dawned, Jiang Guidi immediately ran to Jin Yunpeng's headquarters to report the chaos of last night and asked Yijun to rest for two days. However, Jin Yunpeng received Yuan Shikai's order to conquer Xuzhou within three days, and resolutely asked the Yi army to step up the attack. Jin Yunpeng also knew the hard work of the Yi army, so he promised: "On the day the city of Xuzhou is broken, the Yi army can loot for three days, how?" ”
When Jiang Guidi heard this condition, he was also satisfied, and returned to the barracks to inform the whole army, but Mi Zhenbiao reported that Jiang Yunhe was gone, and Mi Guoxian, who had a very good relationship with Jiang Yunhe, muttered: "It won't be to go to Taierzhuang to find that little widow. The woman is gone, right? ”
"This little bastard, when is it!" Jiang Gui said angrily, he knew that his nephew was good at everything, but he couldn't control his crotch, and he also had a special habit of stealing small widows. Woman. His nephew married a daughter-in-law and four concubines, and these five people had one thing in common, they were all widows he stole from. Women, some use force, some use money, some threaten, and some coax, but Jiang Yunhe is never tired of it. Jiang Gui asked him to marry a yellow flower girl as his wife, but Jiang Yunhe didn't do it, saying that he liked this feeling of stealing people, and Jiang Gui was so angry that he choked up. This Jiang Yunpeng's special fetish is also a big joke of Yijun, and now that this kid is gone, everyone should think that he went to steal people again.
Jiang Guidi pulled out his saber, pointed in the direction of Xuzhou City, and shouted: "Listen to the generals on the left and right wings, the day Xuzhou City is broken, you can loot for three days!" ”
"Whoa!" The generals of the Yi Army shouted excitedly, looking at Xuzhou City with red eyes, as if it was not a strong fortress, but a naked and white little beauty who was stripped naked and naked, waiting for them.
At the same time, Hao Deming ordered Jiang Yunhe and more than 30 other wounded and captured Yi army captives to be hung on the north city wall of Xuzhou City at the head of the city, and specially asked people to hang a big letter: "Jiang Yunhe, the guerrilla general of the Yi Army, is captured here."
Seeing this, the soldiers of the Jiangbei Army laughed heartily, but after laughing, they quickly hid in the new trenches. After the busy work of the common people last night, the new trench was half a meter deeper than the original trench, and some soldiers also dug anti-artillery holes in the trenches, of course, their purpose was not to fire artillery, but to hide in the holes to warm up, which happened to become simple anti-artillery holes.
"Listen to me, wait a while for the Qing soldiers' cannons to hit over, hide them all the fuck, don't blow up any of you." The chiefs shouted at the top of their voices.
At the same time, after Jin Yunpeng, the chief general of the Qing army, dressed neatly, he gave an order to the artillery commander to continue to bomb the North Gate position indiscriminately. After giving the order, Jin Yunpeng gathered a few staff officers and started another war - playing mahjong!
Jin Yunpeng has a soft spot for playing mahjong, and the army can not bring a gun or a map, but not without mahjong, so Jin Yunpeng also has a nickname Mahjong General.
After a while, the artillery commander who was looking at the scale with a telescope came and reported urgently: "Jiangbei Yankee has hung the soldiers of the Yi Army on the head of the city, and said that they have Jiang Yunhe, the nephew of General Jiang, in their hands, can we fight?" If you fight, if it's really Jiang Yunhe, General Jiang won't be able to explain it. ”
Jin Yunpeng frowned, and the artillery commander said: "I can't help it, my subordinates don't dare to offend General Jiang, he is a veteran general of the imperial court......"
"Well...... Jin Yunpeng suddenly realized, and immediately played a card: "Sixty thousand!" I'll bet you won't be 60,000! ”
Xia Jia shook his head with a wry smile and touched a card, at this time Jin Yunpeng turned around and asked, "What are you talking about?" ”
The artillery commander was dumbfounded and said, "They said they captured Jiang Yunhe, let's not shell." ”
"Fuck the big stinky fart!" Jin Yunpeng said, "If Jiang Yunhe was arrested, Jiang Guidi would have told me in the morning, I just sent General Jiang away, and promised that his Yijun could solve Xuzhou for three days, if his nephew was arrested, could he not say it?" He is such a nephew, but he is distressed. What's it called......"
"Jiang Yunhe."
"That's right, it's Jiang Yunhe." Jin Yunpeng couldn't help but laugh and said, "It is said that this kid has a nickname, called Widow. The chief woman, what is the nickname of the thousand-commander, the centurion, he is good, widow. Do you know why, chief? Seeing everyone stretching their necks, Jin Yunpeng laughed and said, "This kid likes to collect beautiful widows everywhere. Women, collected from Zhili to Jingshi, collected from Jinmen to Guanwai, it is estimated that this time to Jiangsu, he will have to let him collect a few small widows in Jiangsu. Women, hahahaha......"
"...... on the wall"
"It definitely won't be Jiang Yunhe, Jiangbei Yan is very cunning, and the suspicious tactics he uses are just to delay our attack, they are creating time for reinforcements - touch! Touched! Jin Yunpeng said excitedly, "Nine bang, eh, bar, hahaha, you all have to give me one or two silver, these nine can be barred, my luck today is really good." He turned his head again and said, "Actually, if you think about it, why did the Jiangbei Army block the footsteps of our Beiyang Army with such clumsy means?" I see, they are poor in donkey skills. Think about it, if they are confident that they can hold on, they will naturally fight with us in a dignified manner, so why do they need to use such tricks? ”
"What the general said is very true, what he said is very true." The generals said.
"North wind! Don't move, don't move, I'm! Happy seniors! Jin Yunpeng had a showdown and said happily: "Those prisoners of war should be killed, bomb me!" Explode! Explode! Do you fucking understand? Fry me! ”
"Yes!" Artillery commanded the way.
At the same time that the artillery of the Beiyang Army was aimed at the position of the Jiangbei Army, the Yi Army was also ready to set off, this time they did not place the main attack direction at the city gate, but on the left and right city walls, and planned to surround the trench defenders outside the city. But just when they were ready to go, they suddenly saw the Yi soldiers and Jiang Yunhe who were tied up on the walls of Xuzhou City.
The people of the Yi Army naturally recognized the widow. The chief woman, Jiang Yunhe, hurriedly reported to Jiang Guidi, Jiang Guidi couldn't believe it, and immediately approached the position in the north of the city, took a closer look with a telescope, and couldn't help but be frightened, it was indeed his only nephew Jiang Yunhe, and couldn't help shouting; "Pause the attack, pause the attack!"
Mi Zhenbiao suddenly said: "It's not good, the Beiyang Army is about to shell, and Yunhe is in danger." ”
"Huh?" Jiang Guidi was so frightened that he sat on the ground and shouted: "Immediately notify the Beiyang Army, stop the shelling, stop the shelling!" ”
"Boom!"
"Boom!"
"Boom!"
In the roar of Jiang Guidi, a shell fell on the position of the Jiangbei Army and the north wall of Xuzhou City, Jiang Guidi watched his nephew being blown to pieces by the shell, and he couldn't even see where the bones were clearly.