In the early morning, the sea water, the sea breeze, the sun, and the sea voyage, what an elegant environment, there are more than a dozen pianos playing. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

The piano is an elegant thing, but the people who play it are not very elegant.

Your hands are covered with blood, and you can smell blood even if you wash them.

What's more, how can the hand holding the weapon pluck the thin strings!

Shi Wanchao fell into this dilemma, and it was difficult to pluck the strings for half a day.

Because he was afraid of exerting too much force, he would tear the strings off.

He couldn't imagine why his great general, who was also strong, could play the strings so fast that it took him three days to get started.

Just kidding, I used to play with computers for nothing, you know, learning the piano is initially called "keyboard!" "There is something in common with the keyboard of a computer.

Seeing the general made Shi Wanchao frustrated, but compared with others, Shi Wanchao's heart was much more balanced.

Other generals, you let them cut people, it's a race and a fast, but sit down and play the piano, the people teach the cow to play the piano, and the person who learns is the tiger to learn to play the piano.

Chess is played in Go, Chess and Chess, as well as Mahjong.

Finally, there is the card game.

Watching Shi Wanchao pick up a small chess piece with his fingers as thick as a carrot, there is a feeling of Zhang Fei threading a needle.

But because of this, it would be wrong to underestimate him, not to play anything else, Shi Wanchao played mahjong but had a handy feeling, he became obsessed with mahjong and became a rising star in the mahjong world.

"Fifty taels (silver), get it quickly!" Shi Wanchao said excitedly.

"Damn the bucket of dung is touching itself again!" The three generals at the table cursed loudly and tossed their chips to his side.

Compared with his talent in mahjong, Shi Wanchao fell back into trouble in calligraphy and painting, but he was only able to read letters after literacy.

Calligraphy and painting are such an elegant thing, they can't be used for gambling, and as a result, the generals can't turn over the book.

Only Shi Wanchao was a natural gambler to slander him.

Tea is good, as long as there is good tea, such as West Lake Longjing, you can make good tea if you can't brew it.

Getting along with his generals, Wei Xi will certainly not be stingy, and he is superb for teaching, and all he brews is Longjing tribute tea.

It is the best tea in the world, and the feeling of drinking it is obvious, far more than its tea.

"Do you know tea?" Fan Wuxian bumped into Shi Wanchaodao.

"I understand!" Shi Wanchao proudly talked about the difference between "tea before the Ming Dynasty" and "tea before the rain", and he said it well.

It's all copying!

"So will you bubble?" Fan Wuxian asked again.

"Why do you need me to soak, didn't you see that I brought my own soldiers up to listen, he soaked, I drank!" Shi Wanchao said without blushing.

"Yours is yours!" Fan Wuxian commented.

"Each other! Each other! Shi Wanchao sneered.

Fan Wuxian is not a good bird, he is the same color, and he also brought his own soldiers to listen.

Speaking of wine, everyone is in good spirits, listening to the superb details about the origin of wine, the wine of the past, and the good wine of the present.

Seeing that the generals listened attentively, Gao Chao thought that they had changed their sex, and the next moment they were completely revealed, and shouted loudly: "Mr. Gao, what are you doing so much, give us more drink, and we will know better what you are talking about is good wine!" ”

Gao Chao was very helpless: "......"

So he ordered the wine, a small glass or two, placed in the palm of Shi Wanchao's wide bear's paw, and almost couldn't find a trace!

Shi Wanchao swallowed it in one gulp!

The other generals drank it all in one go.

Gao Chao asked, "What does it taste like?" ”

Generals: "......"

The generals are very good at killing people and drinking, and it is almost impossible to expect them to taste it well, and they are the most inferior to drink a bowl, and the clever one is to drink a jar, and the only thing that is superb is to pull the cow up the tree with a bitter smile.

……

Next is the sound of dogs and horses, and he talked about the singing, dancing and music of the Tang Dynasty, because the Tang Dynasty is peaceful and the people are rich, and it is developed with music and dance.

"Our Tang Dynasty has gone through three generations of emperors, and the country is thriving, becoming a country that neighboring countries and tribes yearn for!"

Gao Chao is well versed in the world, and patted everyone P P: "Only by relying on our battles, we have played the national prestige and military prestige, and ensured the victory of foreign nationalities, can we have a better life for the people and create good conditions for them to engage in art!" ”

The generals grinned.

"In troubled times, people only seek food, and in peaceful and prosperous times, they pursue elegance!" Gao Chao said: "Our own art is developed, and music from all over the world has been introduced to our country, and our country is tolerant and integrated. ”

Watching Gao Chao danced the Hu Teng dance, a kind of men's solo dance from the Western Regions, from the Northern Dynasty to the Tang Dynasty, has been deeply appreciated by the nobles, many nobles will dance, all the rage, with the exotic music of the Magpie, Gao Chao danced both vigorous and fast, resolute and unrestrained, but also soft and chic, witty and interesting.

"Bang Bang!" The generals clapped their hands.

"This dare is good, I will learn!" Swann shouted and followed Gao Chao to learn.

Seeing that his clumsy dancing posture was extremely "wonderful", Wei Xi smiled slightly and said: "Zhu Bajie dances Swan Lake!" (A certain year's Spring Festival Gala program)

Fan Wuxian on the side heard it clearly, blinked his eyes, and said in his heart: "This must be the life of the great general in the sky!" ”

Then he taught him music, and he demonstrated many musical instruments: pipa, flute, flute, guzheng, drum, etc., and when it came to singing, he humbly said, "The king of singers is among us!" ”

Everyone's eyes were focused on General Wei, who stood up and sang a song: "When the sun rises on the water, the white clouds fly and the waves jump, the golden wind sings, and the Chinese River rolls and ...... waves" (this song is adapted from "The Waves of the Danube", the "China River" in the lyrics is another name for the Yellow River, from the name of the Yellow River in the "Hanshu Western Regions", in fact, the Yellow River is our mother river, and she also deserves the name of the Chinese River)

The lyrics are beautiful and full of vitality, which immediately caused confusion among everyone, and most of them rushed to take out pen and paper to record the lyrics!

Wei Xi's lyrics are truly incomparable, and like his martial arts, he is invincible in the world!

With his generals, Wei Xi was in a very good mood, and after singing "The Waves of the Chinese River", he sang "The Sea and the Sky" loudly!

Keep up the good work, that's "Men Should Be Self-Improvement"!

These two songs can be called a big killer, both heroic and appropriate, sung out, all the soldiers bow and worship!

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"Speaking of beauties from all over the world, the beauty and gentleness of the beauties of Suzhou and Hangzhou in the water towns of the south of the Yangtze River, the fairness of the beauties in Sichuan, and the tall and pure white women in the north, the boldness and spiciness, the atmosphere of the women in the Central Plains, and the beauties in Guanzhong are as juicy and tender as peaches, etc." Gao Chao spoke in detail, and listened to the generals with relish.

At that time, it was not as developed as the information later, and the generals were not as good as the prodigal sons of the love field, who knew how to taste, listened to the superb lessons, nodded frequently, and secretly made up their minds to search for beauties by region and taste them one by one.

They really can do what they say, and Swan-chant shouted, "Mr. Gao, talk about Orchid!" ”

"Orchid? Do you know what a good quality is? Gao asked the generals with a superb smile.

The people replied noisily, nothing more than a big height, a big buttocks, a handsome face, blue eyes, and golden hair.

Gao Chao commented: "Everyone said it very well! ”

"In addition to the above characteristics, the high-grade orchid is shown in good skin and not smelly!"

"Doesn't it stink?" The skin is easy to understand, but not smelly?

"Yes!" Gao Chao explained: "Orchids often have fox odor on their bodies, and the body odor must be covered with perfume powder, if you meet a beautiful orchid with good skin and no body smell, don't hesitate to buy it immediately!" ”

"Yay!" The generals warmly responded and thanked Gao for the reminder.

And then to dogs, it refers to cockfighting, dog fighting, and cricket fighting, but the generals are not very interested, they are more concerned about people fighting people, it is better for everyone to send a hundred soldiers to fight!

Finally, there is the horse, which does not need to be superb to speak, and the generals take turns to come to the stage and tell their horse breeding scriptures, almost everyone has a hand, and the results are written down by their own soldiers.

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These days of teaching on the ship, the generals have received a rare enrichment and improved their self-cultivation.

What he learned is PK, Wei Xi is not involved, he is responsible for the prizes, mainly good wine, good tea and gold, silver and bronze medals cast by his family, in fact, the things are not very valuable, but they are rare, for example, Yang Chengxian, who sings the best, got three lyrics signed by Wei Xi, which is not available to others.

Another example is that Shi Wanchao won the championship in mahjong and won the gold medal, but that's all, he couldn't get more prizes, he asked: "General, don't you have a big stomach king competition?" ”

Wei Xi didn't bother with him, flashed his body, and let go of the big man Kunlun Nu A Yi behind him, and suddenly Shi Wanchao retreated in a gloomy manner. (Previously, he lost to Ah Yi in the Luoyang Big Stomach King Competition)

There are food, there are fun, and gifts to take, and everyone is very happy on the ship, but at the end of the voyage, the news they get makes them freeze from head to toe!

The high-ranking officers of the Tang Army who stayed behind in the Iwami Silver Mine were wiped out by the Japanese people! (To be continued.) )