Chapter 215: Kill You
Although the lights of the dragon and phoenix candles are bright, people at this time are generally a little night blindness, that is, they can't see things clearly in the dim light environment at night, and the candles are not as bright as the electric lights of later generations, and no matter how much they are lit, they can't be as bright as day. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
Night blindness is generally caused by a lack of vitamin A, mainly because there were not many kinds of meat and vegetables at this time in ancient times.
Of course, all of the people present here are high-ranking officials and nobles, and the lowest grade is not lower than the sixth grade, so it stands to reason that there should be no such night blindness.
But at this time, people basically do not eat animal offal, and animal offal is the most suitable food for vitamin A supplementation in addition to fish.
So except for those who like to eat fish, other people have more or less this problem.
When I took a closer look at them one by one, I found that there was an insect on the chopsticks, and it was the insect that everyone talked about the most in the past month or so, locusts.
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Everyone was disgusted after seeing it clearly, especially some of the ones that had a quick mouth, and they only knew after eating a few of them, and they sprayed it directly.
Even if they didn't spray, they all retched non-stop.
Those who know are disgusted by locusts, and those who don't know think that this group of people are pregnant.
"Little beast, dare to mess around on a big day, the old man will kill you" Wu Shiyan was toasting a table of national officials, listening to the envious sound of these people, the happy old face was like a flower, and such a disgusting thing happened.
At first, the samurai was stunned for a while, because he didn't know that there were fried locusts in the dish, and no one had ever told him about it, and the last finale dish was actually roast suckling pig.
Who would dare to change the dish and get locusts, is this thing edible for humans?
Lao Tzu will not kill you, and you will not be a man, and the warrior Yan is ruthless in his heart.
It wasn't until he saw his son Wu Yuanqing happily talking about the various benefits of locusts on the table of a group of second-generation officials, how delicious they were, and the sales were endless, that Wu Shiyan suddenly realized that the culprit was the eldest son of this who was used to causing trouble and producing moths.
The samurai was angry that one Buddha jumped over the wall, and the second Buddha ascended to heaven, carrying the wine jar and began to hunt down Wu Yuanqing.
Wu Yuanqing fled in embarrassment all over the courtyard, and shouted in his mouth: "Locusts are delicious, nutritious, high in protein, and very good for the body, this is what Sun Simiao Sun Shenyi said." You've all tasted it, and you'll know I'm not lying to you."
Seeing that his son had escaped without forgetting to encourage others to eat insects, the warrior reached the full value with a burst of anger, and then it seemed to have turned on the rampage mode, and the wind was blowing on his feet, and within a few steps, he actually chased him to a place one meter away from Wu Yuanqing, and threw out the wine jar he was carrying.
Oops, I'll go.
Wu Yuanqing happened to turn his head to look back, and saw the wine jar flying towards him with the sound of the wind, so he was so frightened that he hurriedly lowered his head to dodge, and then he felt a whin, and a cool breeze blew overhead.
In an uproar, the wine jar fell to a pillar not far away and smashed to pieces, and half of the jar of wine was scattered and splashed on the ground.
Mom, scared the baby to death, Wu Yuanqing patted his chest with his hand and was scared.
"I said Dad, what are you doing, it's really a dead hand, it's fortunate that I hid quickly, otherwise today's happy event would have become a funeral."
"Happy event? You are such a reckless nonsense, sooner or later it will become a funeral, Lao Tzu might as well kill you as soon as possible, and save your little beast from causing trouble to my martial artist" The warrior Yan raised his eyebrows and scolded sharply.
The old man's heart hung in his heart, just now this fried locust was on it, I don't know how many people felt that they had lost face, and how many people were unhappy, although they didn't show it one by one now, and they didn't know how to stumble in the court in the future.
"What's the trouble, isn't it just eating a locust, what a big deal, Doctor Sun said that locusts can be eaten, and I have eaten them, they can indeed be eaten, and they are delicious, the methods are different, the taste is also different, it is really delicious" Wu Yuanqing shouted dissatisfiedly.
"Yes, yes, what Yuan Qing said is right, it's not a big deal to eat a bug," Yang rushed over and interspersed between the father and son.
After Chong Wu Yuanqing glanced at him and asked him to leave quickly, he whispered to Wu Shiyan: "Everyone is watching, you father and son will stop first, and then talk about it later, now it's important to greet the guests first."
Samurai Yan glanced up, and saw that all the guests had stopped, and many of them watched their father and son stage a farce playfully, and suddenly their old faces turned red, and they no longer grabbed their son and beat him.
returned to the wine table just now, confessed and continued to toast, a group of national officials joked one after another, and the previous things were not mentioned.
On the contrary, Wu Yuanqing, who slipped away, continued to run back to the tables where the second generation of officials was and continued to sell fried locusts.
kept saying that it was Sun Simiao's proposal from Sun Simiao's divine doctor, completely ignoring Sun Simiao's ugly face that was as black as charcoal at the table next to him.
It's so shameless, it's so shameless.
I never saw that this kid was so thick-skinned, and he dared to pull the banner of the tiger so unashamedly in front of himself, and talk serious and impassioned nonsense.
Boy, today you are newly married, Lao Dao doesn't care about you, but you wait, tomorrow Lao Dao will find the emperor to denounce you as a little liar, Sun Simiao thought with hatred in his heart.
Wu Yuanqing hyped up, letting people taste the taste of locusts one by one, but the guests were just the groom who couldn't be the biggest on the wedding day, so they could only endure the nausea and try it.
The samurai's forehead was bruised, and the anger in his heart surged upward, and he had to smile awkwardly and say something like a dog is invisible, please bear with me.
The wedding banquet ended in this embarrassing atmosphere, and the second generation of officials, who was forced by Wu Yuanqing to eat a stomach full of fried locusts, patronized and found a place to vomit, how could he still have the strength to make a hole in the room.
As a result, Wu Yuanqing successfully escaped, and the warrior was busy sending off guests and had no time to trouble him, so Wu Yuanqing escaped again.
On the other side of the cave room, the red dragon and phoenix candles are burning, and two luxurious sandalwood beds are lined up on both sides, and on one of them sits a bride wearing a red hijab and a phoenix crown.
The brides knew each other well, but there was no communication at this time, and the quiet pin drop could be heard in the room.
In the silent room, there was occasionally a gurgling sound or two.
When Wu Yuanqing came back to the house with a stomach full of cold water, the two brides were about to starve to death.
I got up early this morning to get up and dress up all kinds of things, although I had something to eat, but I just ate casually because of customs.
From the beginning of the afternoon to the middle of the night now, it is not a drop of water.
In fact, there are pastries and drinks in the room.
But the two brides didn't know what their psychology was, and they would rather go hungry than get up and eat something.