Chapter 0310 Temporary Acting Skills

Then Chen Yang quickly twisted his waist, straightened his buttocks, and then said angrily, "Oops~... Husband, you're so begging~... I, I just want to play hide and seek with you~ I didn't expect you to find out! ~It's really annoying~"

turned his body around, and then turned his face over, the orchid fingers threw out hundreds of them, the knees of the legs were restrained, the toes were closed, the two biceps arms were clamped, and they made an unusually shy posture, the eyes of the two assistant policemen instantly turned red, and there was a trend of spicy blindness.

"Mom! … My titanium dog's eyes! …”

"Oh, hey, my mom! … This... It's super spicy for the eyes! The slightly sluggish attitude of the two policemen disappeared in an instant, and they shouted excitedly.

Looking at Chen Yang who is full of muscles, although there are no lines on the muscles, and even some places are full of fat, such a spicy eye effect is even stronger! The two cried out in pain and felt that they had no love.

“OMG!! My eyes!! OMG! I'm going to be blind! ”

Li Xian also called out, he can imagine that Chen Yang, who was still very domineering and courageous yesterday, has become like this after a day of realistic whipping! This... It's just too spicy for the eyes! I don't know how many times I've been spicy today!

What Li Xian can't stand the most is the kind of person who was originally very powerful and domineering, which makes people fearful - suddenly becoming commotionous, such a power is really terrifying! Hiding his face with a painful expression, Li Xian was very afraid, afraid that in the future, Chen Yang would make this posture in front of him that was no better than the spicy-eyed Wang Sao to spicy himself, if this was the case, he would be blind in a few days! Guide dogs must be prepared.

"Huh? …”

The two turned around, looking at Li Xian, who was also spicy-eyed, with a puzzled face, and said as usual that the reaction of the 'husband' who is used to being spicy should not be so intense.

"Oh? …… Cough! … I was embarrassed by him again! He is sick a lot, and when something goes wrong, I can't stand it! ”

Li Xian knew what they were thinking, and explained unhurriedly, after a little adjustment, he seemed too anxious now, and it was easy to be seen, anyway, no one would approach the spicy psychosis, including the two of them, it was okay to be slow, and if they were in a hurry, they would be suspected.

"Oh oh boy, good job! It doesn't matter if you don't have children or offspring in the future, as long as you can find true love... That's it!! Whining...... So impressed! I was touched by your love! It's so touching! ”

Which assistant policeman did not have any other reaction, but pretended to be 'serious' and ran to pat Li Xian's shoulder, his height was almost, he was a little funny, Li Xian looked at him with a serious face and extremely sympathetic to himself, holding back not to let himself laugh, holding back his old face slightly red, I thought that another assistant policeman would snicker, and then turned his head to look at him, he was also looking at himself very seriously, seeing Li Xian's gaze swept over, his face was red, thinking it was the reason for his sadness, and then he also cried and said, 'You... You are contributing to the balance of men and women in country C! We salute you! His expression was still serious, and the sympathy in his eyes could not be concealed.

Li Xian forcibly held back his laughter, feeling that he was about to hold back his internal injuries, and a plot made up by himself and Chen Yang casually moved them to tears? Why the hell..."True Love?" Is it okay to have no children? Well done?! Who are you doing?! What kind of nonsense?? ”

The simple Li Xian didn't understand what they meant for a while, and there was respect, saying that it was understandable that he had contributed to the balance of men and women in country C, the current ratio of men and women in country C is six to four, and a large number of single men can't find couples and wives, and it is more difficult to start a family.

A few men call for consent to male homosexuality in country C and rejection of female homosexuality... Ahem, it's far away.

That's what they sighed about... Seeing that they didn't investigate why they screamed so hotly, Li Xian breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, and now he had to figure out how to get Chen Yang into the car! Seeing him rolling on the ground weakly, he must have been too tired to do it, and he was forced to 'act' there.

"My passion! ~… Hey!! … It's like a fire! ~Ha!! … Burned the whole desert Oh Oh ~~ Oh Oh ~~"

Chen Yang began to 'go crazy', rolling on the ground like crazy, dancing awkwardly, and the level of awkward dancing is also very high, although it is difficult to surpass the spicy-eyed king, but the potential is extraordinary!

"Uh... Such an old song, this patient is so nostalgic! The assistant police officers glanced at Chen Yang, and they didn't dare to look at him at all, for fear of being blind.

"That's right! , this dance is so spicy! O Dancing King! … Then leave him alone. Dude, you solve your true love by yourself, come on! Love will surely restore him! … Our inspection is over, right? Let's go, I'm hungry! Let's have lunch and go! The assistant policeman comforted Li Xian for a while, and spoke to his teammates around him for a while.

"Okay, let's go!"

“……”

Li Xian stood speechless, staring blankly at their distant figures, "What do you mean to solve my true love?" … I love him so much! Saying...... I still agree with the latter sentence, love will definitely be able to restore her! … Xin'er... Wait for me! I'll find a way to get Director Fan to cure you! ”

clenched his fists, and then found that Chen Yang was still standing there motionless, and yelled at him, "There's a fart still standing there, true love?!! My idiot really loves, can you hurry up?! Still want to be discovered?! ”

"Oh! … Wow! … Come on! …”

Chen Yang heard Li Xian yelling at himself, cautiously looked at the assistant police officer who had already walked far away, his whole body instantly relaxed, and he sat on the ground, and then he seemed to find that now was not the time to relax, and ran towards Li Xian's car.

"Hey, hey, hey! You're so dirty, don't sit in the seat of my car! Sit on the ground!! ”

"Yes, yes, yes!"

Chen Yang was startled by the roar, and hurriedly sat on the ground, his current identity is so humble that he wants to cry, the most important thing is that now is not the time to cry at all, and he has no strength when he cries! If you encounter some problems on the road, you must be cautious to the destination before you dare to sleep recklessly, Chen Yang feels that he is about to die suddenly, after the day of overuse of superpowers, it will take at least three days and three nights to recover roughly, and it will take at least five days and five nights to fully recover, Chen Yang has done this kind of stupid thing before, so he knows the approximate time to sleep, and what about yesterday? I only slept for about seven hours, which was far from enough time to recover on my own.

Chen Yang looked at the slow-moving scene outside the black film window, and sighed in his heart, it seems that God sees himself pitiful!