Little Page crouched on a low collapsed wall, with a branch in his mouth, staring blankly at the endless meadow in front of him, and exhaled from time to time, pretending to be smoking.

"! Why hasn't this superintendent come yet, Lao Tzu's achievement task is still waiting for him to do! Little Page cursed angrily, threw away the branches, stood up and habitually stretched out his feet to stomp on them.

It has been more than a month since I came to Anxi County. This month, so much has happened in the outside world. The general He Jin was killed, the ten permanent servants were ambushed, Dong Zhuo entered Beijing to abolish the young emperor, and set up Chen Liuwang as the emperor, and now he is fighting with Ding Yuan.

During this period, Dong Zhuo also sent someone to send a letter to Little Page, the general meaning of the letter was: "I, Dong Zhuo, was originally a person with lofty ideals, but when I arrived in Luoyang, I found that there were pigs everywhere!" As for those elm-headed civil and military ministers, do they still need to assist? It's better to take power yourself! Your Excellency is both wise and courageous, and I hope you can use it for me. ”

Of course, Dong Zhuo's letter was not written so straightforwardly, but according to Little Page's understanding, it was almost the same meaning, but he still politely refused to come. How many catties and taels you have, you still have self-knowledge. Besides, Luoyang City is deceitful, and he doesn't want to mix in the muddy waters this time. Is it possible to stand alone with a small fireball with a 24-hour cooldown?

He didn't have much ambition, he just hoped that he could kill more Yellow Turban thieves to comfort his grandfather's spirit in the sky. As for making contributions, assisting the eldest brother Liu Bei is almost the same.

Let's talk about Liu Bei, the county order of Anxi County. said that it was a county order, and Little Page felt that he was not even as good as the village chief. Anxi County is poor, and the county government is only two rows of broken tile houses, and the number of people in the county is not as large as that on a street in modern society.

"Fourth brother!"

"Fourth brother!"

Two shouts from afar interrupted Little Peppa's train of thought, and when he saw Zhang Fei riding a horse, he laughed and said, "Hahaha, the fourth brother is clever, the superintendent is really here!" ”

Little Page was overjoyed when he heard this: "Coming?" ”

"It's coming!" Zhang Fei's expression changed slightly, and then he said angrily: "As soon as that guy met, he actually hinted that the eldest brother gave a gift!" The eldest brother gave him two jars of self-brewed wine, and he actually asked the eldest brother to get out! If it weren't for my eldest brother to stop me, I would have had to beat him up on the spot! ”

Seeing Zhang Feiyue talking more and more, Little Page opened the folding fan and said with a smile: "It's not easy for the third brother to beat him. ”

"Fourth brother has a way?" Zhang Fei's eyes widened.

"What else is needed for this?" Little Peppa smiled wickedly and straightened her hairstyle, feeling bad. Jumping on the horse, he said, "Third brother, you go and prepare a rope and a leather whip, and the candle is not needed." I'll go home first, and then we'll meet at the inn. ”

"I didn't say I wanted to bring candles." Zhang Fei scratched his head and muttered to himself. Seeing that little Page had already galloped out of the distance, he flicked his horsewhip and hurried to the city.

On the second day after coming to Anxi County, Little Page secretly exchanged 10,000 outfits for the "Basic Knife Method". The reason why I am sneaky is that I am worried about what weird noises will be made when I learn skills.

Sure enough, when I learned the "Basic Knife Technique", I was panting again. What is different from the past is that after learning skills this time, even my physical fitness has been greatly improved. The right hand, which makes little Page the proudest, is also full of power like never before.

In fact, the basic knife technique is not just the basic knife technique, but it belongs to the proficiency skill, which can be improved along with practice and actual combat. After a month of "hard" practice, the basic knife technique was also upgraded to a beginner knife technique.

Little Page hurried back to the residence, and it happened that Gan Qian, Xiao Shi, and Xiao Qiao were all there.

Little Page turned over and dismounted, and saluted, "Sister-in-law! ”

Gan Qian saw that it was little Peppa and returned the salute: "Didn't uncle go to meet the postmaster together?" ”

"Hey! What to pick up the post! Xiao Page waved his hand and hurriedly ordered: "Xiao Shi, Xiao Qiao, and sister-in-law, don't be busy with those useless things, pack up and pack up, we will leave Anxi County in the afternoon." ”

The three of them were puzzled, and the little master wondered: "Little boy, where are we going again?" ”

Little Page didn't answer, he got on the horse again, and smiled mysteriously: "The secret of heaven must not be revealed!" With that, he rode away. This is what he learned from TV, and Zhuge Liang always pretends to be like this.

Xiao Qiao stomped his foot angrily and pointed, "He's getting more and more self-righteous!" He blamed the little master again: "You don't care about him!" ”

Xiao Shi looked aggrieved and pouted, "Where did I care about him." ”

Gan Qian smiled and shook her head, and took the hands of the two: "Let's go, let's go pack our luggage." ”

When Little Page arrived at the post house, Zhang Fei had been waiting for a long time with a horsewhip and hemp rope in his hand, and when he saw him coming, he complained: "Why did you come?" Pointing to the gate of the post house, he asked, "That guy is inside, what should we do?" ”

Little Page dismounted and grinned, "What to do?" As he spoke, he picked up his legs and kicked the door open, striding in.

Zhang Fei was stunned for a moment, then laughed and followed. When the guard saw the two of them breaking in, he shouted in panic: "What are you doing? The Postmaster is resting inside! ”

"Thank you!" Little Page dropped a sentence, ignored the pawn with Zhang Fei, and walked straight into the post house.

On the bed in the post house, there was a fat man with a wide body, a fat head and big ears, holding a bowl of chicken soup in his hand, and scolding in his mouth: "This Liu Bei is too ignorant!" Go back and find a way to fix him! ”

"Bang!"

The door was kicked open, and the two pawns were carried by Zhang Fei like two chickens and thrown in. Zhang Fei saw the post supervisor and said angrily: "You still want to be my big brother!" Looks like I've come to the right place today! ”

Someone suddenly broke in, and the superintendent was so frightened that he spilled chicken soup all over his body, and asked incoherently: "You, this official, what are you going to do?" ”

Zhang Fei couldn't help but say, grabbed him by the collar and dragged him off the couch, dragged him from the house to the outside of the courtyard like he did when he killed a pig, and then tied him up under a big tree.

"This official is an official of the imperial court!" The superintendent shouted loudly, his face turned pale with fright, and stammered, "You guys, what are you going to do?" ”

"Hey, hey, hey!" Little Page rubbed his hands together and smiled evilly, "Don't scream!" No one will save you if you cut your throat! ”

The superintendent's eyes widened, sweating profusely, and he asked, "I haven't offended you?" ”

Little Page shook the folding fan and explained, "Although you haven't offended us yet, you will definitely offend us in the near future." Let me analyze it for you, first of all, because you want my eldest brother to bribe you, and my eldest brother is upright and unwilling to join the same stream, and then you are ready to frame and retaliate! So ......"

"I'm not going to frame me!" The superintendent shook his head again and again, and the fat on his face also shook from side to side.

"So!" Little Page squatted down, knocked his head with a folding fan, and said with a smile: "In order to prevent trouble, we will beat you first, which can be regarded as an early warning!" ”

"You're all insane! Neuropathy! I didn't frame me! The superintendent kept arguing, twisting his fat body vigorously, and when he saw that he couldn't break free from the hemp rope, he shouted again: "You...... You guys, this is rebellion! Look at me, and see how I clean you up in the future! ”

"Look at it! You've started to threaten us, is it too far to frame us? It seems that it is not okay not to beat you up! Little Page stood up helplessly, with a tangled expression as if to tell everyone that we were all forced. Shaking his head, he motioned to Zhang Fei and said, "Third brother, the whip is waiting!" ”

Seeing Zhang Fei raise his horsewhip, the superintendent shouted again: "It's the opposite!" You're all reversed! ”

"Thunderbolt!"

"Thunderbolt!"

"Oops! Oops hey! After two lashes, the superintendent became honest and begged for mercy again and again: "Two good men! Hero! Don't dare anymore! Don't dare anymore! ”

When everyone saw Zhang Fei whipping the post, they all gathered around, and every word you said to me was saying bad things about him anyway.

"Liu County's order is so good, how can it be corrupt!"

"This person is oily, pot-bellied, he must be a corrupt official!"

"The previous Wang County Order was framed by him!"

"Master Zhang! Whip him hard! ”

……

Zhang Fei listened to everyone's report, and his morale was even higher, he scolded every time he whipped it, and then shook the long whip and pointed to a white paper full of words on the bulletin board, and shouted: "You! What is written on this for me? ”

The superintendent stammered with a depressed face: "People's hearts are like ...... Such as what ......"

"Thunderbolt!"

With another whip, Zhang Fei said loudly: "People's hearts are like mirrors of officialdom, and it is difficult for power to cover the eyes of the people." Keep reading, make a mistake and whip it! ”

The superintendent turned his head tremblingly, and continued to read: "Live up to expectations and solve difficulties...... Rice and rice, river water energy...... Oops! ”

"It's not rice! It's gushing! Zhang Fei was so angry that he pinched his waist and stood up, pointed at him and scolded: "You don't even know your Zhang Ye's words, are your heads full of paste?" ”

"Thunderbolt!"

"Ahta!" Little Page unhooked the whip, shouted loudly, and also pulled out a whip, pointed at him and scolded: "Yes! I don't even know my third brother's words, do you have in your head? ”

【Ding Dong!】 Congratulations on completing the achievement: Lash the Commandant. Awarded 1 achievement value. 】

【Ding Dong!】 Congratulations on your success in pretending to be forced and getting 1 point of pretending value. 】

【Ding Dong!】 Congratulations on your success in pretending to be forced and getting 1 point of pretending value. 】

……

The crowd of onlookers was not afraid of a big deal when they saw the excitement, and they applauded and cheered, and the originally deserted streets and alleys suddenly became lively.

"Master Huang! Pump him! ”

"Master Zhang! Come on! ”

"Eliminate harm for the people!"

……

it! Pumping people and pretending to be worth it, why not?

Little Page whipped up and fell, and pulled out more than a dozen times, beating the superintendent until the pretending value no longer increased, and handed the whip to Zhang Fei and said: "Third brother, you continue to smoke, my hand strength is not as good as yours, I'm afraid I'll tickle him!" ”

Zhang Fei took the whip and scolded again: "Hmph! Let me tell you, this is how my eldest brother is an official! Then the bow was drawn left and right, and the two whips were drawn in turn.

"Oops!"

"I'm going to die!"

“555……”

Beaten and cried.