Little Page didn't care whether Guan Yu wanted it or not, and pulled him to the middle of the field. The two approached Cheng Daxian, and Little Page raised his arm and shouted, "My second brother and I have come to visit Cheng Daxian today with all our belongings." But before I visit him, I want to try this frying pan too. ”

Cheng Daxian's expression was obviously stunned, the strange look on his face was fleeting, and he said with a smile: "Little brother, this is a boiling oil pot, I'm afraid that even the meat will melt when I reach in." You also saw that person just now, I don't think you should try it. ”

Little Page always looked at Cheng Daxian, although he covered it up well, but he still didn't escape his eyes, and he affirmed his thoughts in his heart.

Guan Yu tugged at him and said in a deep voice: "Fourth brother, this is an oil pot, you have to think twice!" ”

Think twice about your sister! It's terrible to be uneducated!

Little Page shook his head secretly, wondering if he would turn back and open a cram school for Liu Guanzhang's scientific knowledge. The onlookers didn't buy it, and shouted one after another.

"Young people don't know how thick the sky is!"

"Yes! Stupid, right? ”

"Didn't someone try it just now?"

……

"I just don't know how thick the sky is, and even if I'm injured, isn't there Cheng Daxian!" Little Page raised his eyebrows at Cheng Daxian, showed a harmless smile and asked, "Yes, Cheng Daxian?" ”

The corners of Cheng Daxian's eyes twitched, but it was not easy to attack, and he smiled again: "Little brother, your hand is your own, it was really wasted by the oil pot, no matter how much this Daxian casts spells, he can't cure you." ”

Little Page waved his hand and said righteously: "It's okay!" Anyway, my dead pig is not afraid of boiling water. After speaking, he felt that the words were inappropriate, and hurriedly said: "Anyway, I just want to give it a try." ”

Cheng Daxian's eyes were half-narrowed, he approached Little Page with a smile, and whispered in a dislocation: "Little brother will go to the temple to sit down first, and when this Daxian is busy here, how about casting spells for you alone later?" And not a penny. ”

"What? Cheng Daxian, what did you say? Little Page pretended to be loud, covered his ears and shouted, "You said this oil pot is filled with vinegar?" Give me some money to let me go? ”

Cheng Daxian's face was pale, and his eyes were full of murderous aura. Immediately, a few big men came and surrounded the two of them. The audience followed the explosion, and there were doubts, but more people still defended Cheng Daxian.

"Get down!"

"Throw these two troublemakers out!"

"Dare to question Cheng Daxian!"

……

Seeing the situation, Cheng Daxian immediately raised his hands and shouted with righteousness: "This Daxian prays for the blessings of the people everywhere and does more good deeds, although these two brothers collide with me, but Ben Daxian will still choose to forgive them!" As he spoke, he just waved his hands lightly and said casually: "Just go down!" Don't hurt the people by mistake! ”

"Wait!" Little Page raised his hand and shouted, looking at several strong men in the field, thinking that since you want to pretend to be forced, Lao Tzu will be on the bar with you today! Suddenly, he laughed wildly and said, "Hahaha! Don't blame me for being too frank, with these rotten sweet potatoes and rotten bird eggs, you want to blow me down, will it be too child's play? ”

"Smack!"

Little Page had just finished speaking, when an egg smashed into the side of his face with unmistakable accuracy...... Burst open, splashing the egg whites and yolks all over the face. Reaching out to wipe off a handful of sticky eggs, he sighed that it was really risky to pretend to be forced, and he should always be cautious. Little Page smiled helplessly and shouted at the crowd, "Damn! Are you losing the wrong person! Can I get two minutes? ”

"Don't lose him, everyone!" The crowd shouted all the way, looked around at everyone with a sinister face, and pointed to Little Page and said sharply: "Give you time for a cup of tea, if you can't take it for granted, we will pull you to parade through the streets!" ”

"Good!"

"A cup of tea!"

"Parade through the streets!"

……

Everyone raised their fists in response.

Cheng Daxian's eyes moved, and several big men understood the meaning and forced them over together. Little Page took a small step back, raised his finger a little, and ordered: "Second brother, I'll leave these to you!" ”

Guan Yu stroked his long beard, his phoenix eyes opened suddenly, and with a few crackles, he put several big men to the ground, and they all fell to the ground and wailed. Even that Huang Daxian was knocked down by the way, Guan Yu stepped on his face, and said in a flat tone: "My fourth brother said that you are a liar, then you are a liar!" ”

"Second brother is very capable!" Little Page gave Guan Yu a thumbs up, it's good to be able to fight.

"Dare to beat Cheng Daxian!"

"That red-faced man is amazing!"

"yes!"

……

Some people in the crowd were indignant about Cheng Daxian, but they saw that Guan Yu was extremely brave, and no one dared to make a bird.

"Don't panic, everyone! I'm here to show you how to debunk this scammer! Little Page shouted loudly, and smiled at Cheng Daxian, who was trampled by Guan Yu and couldn't move, and mocked: "Cheng Daxian, this spell has been lifted?" ”

Cheng Daxian's face was embarrassed, his lips and teeth squirmed, and Little Page didn't wait for him to reply, and suddenly stretched out his hand and pestle into the oil pot......

"Ahh

"He really tried!"

"How bold!"

……

Everyone was a little stunned by Peppa Jr.'s sudden probing hand.

Little Page's face changed slightly, and he suddenly exclaimed: "Oh~ so cool!" Then he reached in and rubbed his other hand together and swiped it around the pan with a face full of enjoyment.

Everyone was frightened by his exclamation, thinking that his hands were really scalded by the oil pan.

"This?"

"He seems to be fine!"

"How so?"

……

【Ding Dong!】 Congratulations on your success in pretending to be forced and getting 1 point of pretending value. 】

【Ding Dong!】 Congratulations on your success in pretending to be forced and getting 1 point of pretending value. 】

……

The system prompt sounded intermittently, and Little Page knew that someone had already begun to figure it out.

"I see! It's oil again! Without waiting for Little Page to explain, another person in the crowd suddenly shouted.

Little Page listened curiously, why did he say "again"? looked up and scolded: "! Aren't you the one who stole the limelight on the day of the pig trial? ”

Passerby A looked at Little Page seriously and said happily: "Oh, it turns out that you are the talented young man who judged the pig that day?" ”

Talented youth?

The person who heard this was quite comfortable, and Little Page opened his mouth to explain the reason. Passerby A preemptively said: "The oil pot is not full of sesame oil, but only a thin layer of oil floats on the top, and the bottom is full of vinegar!" The boiling we see mistakenly thinks that the oil is boiling, but in fact it is just the boiling of vinegar, because the boiling point of vinegar is only thirty-seven degrees! ”

As soon as these words came out, most of the people present understood and applauded.

"Oh, I see!"

"This passer-by, Brother A, is so smart!"

"Yes! So smart! ”

……

Little Page looked confused, and looked at passers-by helplessly, why didn't Lao Tzu pretend to be worth it?

Passerby A raised his hands and signaled everyone to be quiet: "Where am I smart, it's this brother!" He waved his hand at Peppa Jr. and praised: "This brother is not only smart, but also bold!" ”

"yes!"

"The artist is bold!"

"Oh yes! It should be this brother who is smart! ”

……

Everyone applauded, and Peppa Jr. and Guan Yu were also very useful in the field.

【Ding Dong!】 Congratulations on your success in pretending to be forced and getting 1 point of pretending value. 】

【Ding Dong!】 Congratulations on your success in pretending to be forced and getting 1 point of pretending value. 】

……

"It's just ......" passer-by A spoke again, "I don't understand why the first brother was burned?" ”

Little Page smiled slightly: "Because ......"

"Because it's an actor!" Passerby B took over the conversation.

Everyone suddenly realized and nodded their heads.

Little Page closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and slowly exhaled, admonishing himself to calm down. I scolded in my heart: "Paralyzed! When I was deceived by others just now, why didn't you stand up, it was Lao Tzu's turn to reveal the mystery, you were rushing to show off one by one, and Lao Tzu pretended to be worth it? ”

Everyone only regarded passers-by as a torch, and this wave of little Peppa pretending to be forced was really swallowed by the system. And just when he was angry and depressed, the prompts sounded one after another.

【Ding Dong!】 Kill an important general of the Yellow Turban Army and gain 100 experience points. 】

[System Prompt: Your level has been promoted from outstanding to chivalrous! 】

[System Prompt: Give "Jianghu Gift Pack"*1]

Little Page was shocked at first glance, but what happened to this important general who killed the Yellow Turban Army?

"I'm sorry!" Guan Yu sneered, pointed to Cheng Daxian who was lying on the ground spitting blood, and explained helplessly: "This guy can't help fighting, and I trampled him to death......

Little Page glanced at Cheng Daxian who rolled his eyes, Guan Yu said that he was dead, but the system said that he was dead, and it was estimated that he was really dead. Hurriedly turned around and pointed to the donation box, shouting: "Fathers and fellow villagers! Now that the scammer has been discovered, everyone should get their money back! ”

Everyone was reminded and swarmed up, and they didn't know which individuals had donated or not, anyway, they just squeezed over there desperately.

"Let's go!" Little Page pulled Guan Yu, and unlike everyone else, the two of them squeezed out desperately.

Everyone only cared about grabbing money, and no one paid attention to the two of them at all. As for Cheng Daxian, if he dies, he will die, anyway, he is a big liar, and it is estimated that no one will report it......

bar.

The two of them ran straight and gasped, Guan Yu said: "Fortunately, the fourth brother is witty, otherwise I will run away again!" ”

Little Page smiled casually, it turned out that this Cheng Yuanzhi Cheng Daxian was still a yellow turban thief. The two walked casually in the market, and Little Peppa bought a few gadgets casually, ready to go home and give them to Xiao Shi and Xiao Qiao, without considering whether they would like it or not. And the fact is also true, a man goes out to bring a little gift to a woman, whether he likes it or not is secondary, and whether he brings it or not is the key.

"These things are only a few pennies, isn't it too shabby?" Guan Yu saw that he chose a few hair accessories very casually, and kindly prompted.

Little Page turned to look at him, was stunned for a long time, and asked, "Second brother, you shouldn't have been in love, right?" ”

You haven't been in a relationship, have you?

You can't be in love, right?

Haven't been in a relationship before, have you?

This sentence was like a thunderbolt on a sunny day, ringing a bell in his ears, echoing for a long time, Guan Yu's face was blue and white, and he opened his mouth several times but didn't hold back a word.

【Ding Dong!】 Congratulations on your successful suppression and 10 pretend points. 】

Hearing a system prompt, Little Page was stunned again, is this also counted? Then didn't I stab my brother twice in order to pretend to be forced?

Seeing Guan Yu falling into endless contemplation, Little Page reached out and put his hand on his shoulder and comforted: "Second brother, it doesn't matter if you haven't talked about it, you can learn slowly." Life is always like this, there will definitely be some people who get on the bus first, and those who get on the bus later don't worry, learning technology is the key. You follow me in the future, and I will drive a lot. Oh no! It's not about driving, it's about teaching you slowly. ”

Guan Yu nodded, as if he understood.