Chapter 246: A Soybean-Smelling Fart!

Tang Peng is definitely a well-known figure in Chang'an City. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Of course, it's not how capable he is and how capable he is, but this thing is very good at playing, and he often studies how to play!

often pulls a large group of noble children, lingering in the Qing Mansion Chu Pavilion, gambling houses, painting boats.... Just like when he was young, he was a complete bastard!

For these things, whether it is Niu Jinda or Li Jing, they have actually heard a little bit, and Li Jing can't help but pay attention to it when he thinks of this.

"In the army... That kid should... It's not going to mess around, is it? Li Jing looked at Niu Jinda.

To be honest, now his heart is a little drumming, but out of pride in Xungui himself, he still has a glimmer of hope for Tang Peng in his heart.

In his opinion, after all, there is always a time when a person is young, and it is not a big problem for Meng Lang to be a little greedy and playful, as long as he knows how to advance and retreat and understand the sense of proportion when doing the right thing.

"It doesn't matter what you and I think, the key depends on what that kid does!" Niu Jinda stretched out his hand, covered his eyes and looked at the infinitely extending road ahead, licked the dry corners of his mouth between his lips unconsciously, and then said: "This sun is really poisonous, I'm afraid it's really not good to march like this!" Let's slow down the matter of the military quartermaster's side for a while, no matter how we say that there are still a few of our old men over there, there may be small problems, but big problems should not arise, and now the top priority is to settle the problem of this march! ”

"That's great!" Li Jing nodded and agreed: "Since you don't object, I will give an order to go down, find a shady place and camp on the spot to rest, and then march after sunset." Let's just go to the logistics side to take a look while we are resting, and if there is a real problem, we can deal with it in time! ”

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"The chief manager has an order, find a place in the mountain to camp and rest, cook and eat during the unitary time, and march ...... at the time of the march."

As the herald's rough voice remembered, soon, the commander's order to adjust the marching time had been passed down flutteringly.

"Ouch, my old waist! In the past few days, I have been in the carriage, and my bones are almost waste! Tang Peng rubbed his waist and walked towards Zhang Yi with twists and turns.

Although the military order is to camp and rest on the spot, in fact, no one wants to camp at all, this hot day is already panicked, if you put a cover on the top of your head.... That is, when you are full, you have nothing to do, and you add to your own blockage.

So Zhang Yi found a big tree, casually spread a layer of straw mat on the ground, and lay on it, chewing fried soybeans one by one.

"Boom! Boom! ”

I had already seen Tang Peng's goods, Zhang Yiquan didn't see it, he said okay, he hid in the carriage and slept like a big girl all day long, and he actually shouted that his back hurt, which undoubtedly made Zhang Yi want to slap the smiling face of this girl.

Thinking about it in his heart, Zhang Yi's hands began to itch, thinking about how this thing would react if he really wanted to pull it over?

"That's... Chestnut! Seeing Zhang Yi ignoring himself, Tang Peng was a little embarrassed, but he quickly understood Zhang Yi's thoughts. I sleep every day, and people are busy every day.... Whoever it is, it is estimated that they will be angry.

Thinking of this, Tang Peng also knew that he was at a loss, and walked up to Zhang Yi in three or two steps. After putting a shelf towards Cao Xi, he smiled at Zhang Yi and said, "Recently, my brother is here... It's a little uncomfortable, it's tired brother! I am here to thank my brother for coming here this time! ”

As he spoke, Tang Peng instructed Tang Wu, who was following behind, "Why don't you hurry up and bring me my pot of treasured grapes!" Hey, it's also out of the house, if it's in Chang'an, maybe my brother can get some ice cubes to take a town and take a sip... Tut-tut! That's what it's called cool! ”

Zhang Yi turned over and continued to eat soybeans, this thing tastes really good after being fried, but there is a big problem, that is, it is easy to fart if you eat too much.

Just as I was thinking about farting, I was feeling a lot of air in my stomach, and then I heard 'Poof! A sound sounded around the two of them.

Suddenly, the smell .....

However, this is not the key, the key is that Tang Peng is facing Zhang Yi with a shy face at this moment, recalling the chilled grape wine.... So the tragedy was instant!

Because the direction of this fart eruption is exactly his side, and it is exactly in his face....

Tang Peng was reminiscing about the chilled grape wine in Chunfang Building, and there was a certain lovely person, and then he heard Zhang Yi's crisp sound, and then a large smell came to his face. 】

The taste is very strange.... It smells like soybeans..... Withheld!

The scene fell silent in an instant.

Tang Wu, who was holding a jar of grapes to brew, stopped.

Yue 11 also quietly stepped back behind the tree.

Wang Lao Wu couldn't help but spit a big mouthful of saliva on the ground, and as a bystander, he knew how disgusting this taste was.....

"What, Brother Tang, listen to my explanation!" Zhang Yi also found out that the situation was not good, and hurriedly turned over and got up, because now Tang Peng's face had become gloomy, as if it was going to rain, and he almost broke out.

Sure enough, as soon as he put on a shoe, Tang Peng had already pounced.

"Made, you actually hit my fart in the face, I must kill you today!"

Zhang Yi immediately rolled on a donkey, dodging Tang Peng's inevitable pounce, and his feet were not idle, so he spread his feet and ran behind the tree.

"Calm down, calm down!" Looking at Tang Peng, who was angry, Zhang Yi persuaded: "Impulsiveness can't solve the problem!" ”

"Calm down!" Tang Peng turned over and trotted all the way towards Zhang Yi, but the tree was a little big, and Zhang Yi circled around the tree, every time he looked at it, he was about to catch it, but he immediately fled again, so angry that Tang Peng hated and said: "Chestnut, the head can be broken and the blood can flow, and the face cannot be lost!" I'm going to greet my brother's face with a fart at you today, if I don't give an explanation, I'll spend it here with you! ”

"Didn't I eat too many soybeans here!" Zhang Yi was also speechless, and explained at the moment: "You don't look at the current military rations, it's either peas or soybeans, it's not soybeans or mung beans, this bean comes and goes, it's strange if you don't fart if you eat too much!" ”

As he spoke, Zhang Yi pointed to the veteran who was napping in a place not far in front of him and said, "See, the tall and thin man on the left has beaten twenty-eight farts in a row in the morning, that's called smoked to death!" ”

"And this?" When Tang Peng heard this, he immediately became interested.

I thought, how awesome does this character have to be to hit twenty-eight farts in one go?

"That's natural, not only him, but now who in our army doesn't put a dozen or so a day?" Zhang Yi watched Tang Peng take another step closer to him, and hurriedly took a step to the left to widen the distance, and said, "So brother, I really didn't mean it here!" ”