During the Lantern Festival, Sumen Town is bright red.

The crackling sound of the cannonballs can be heard clearly even from a hill in a dynasty without modern pollution.

However, in the Zhuge family's mansion, it was the servants who were howling.

"Young Master! Master! I can't help it! Our Zhuge family is your only seedling! ”

The thin maid's sunken cheeks due to malnutrition, combined with the crying voice, how ugly and ugly it is.

is obviously only a 16-year-old maid, and she looks like a 40-year-old middle-aged woman.

"Young master, what do you have to say, why bother looking for a short view?" Another skinny skinny housekeeper even grabbed Zhuge Buliang's trouser leg and knelt down, crying like a girl.

"Damn, get out of here, is this day a human being?!!" Zhuge Buliang where the birds are these subordinates, poking out their necks and drilling into the rope sleeve, to hang themselves to find a short view.

This Zhuge family is the big proprietor of the first silver number in this Sumen Town: Wanfu Silver. Zhuge Buliang is well-dressed and has a jade face, the only son of such a big family, and his appearance is still the best among many sons and brothers in nearby towns, no one can understand, why did he look for a short view?

Such a major event from the Zhuge family, even the county commander heard this, and he hurried to come.

It is said that the day after tomorrow, the county lord of Jiangmen will come to Sumen Town thousands of miles away, just to see Zhuge Buliang.

If Zhuge Buliang dies tonight, it will be a great disaster for Sumen Town.

However, Zhuge Buliang doesn't think so.

It's all a lie in the novel! Writers of novels, especially historical novels, are damned!

It's been the fourth day since I crossed over here, and in the past four days, Zhuge Buliang hasn't eaten a mouthful of food!

First of all, what the hell is this name? Zhuge is not bright?! Haven't this mom and dad ever read?! This kind of intellectual disability can also become the richest man in a party?! Why don't you name me Zhuge Peacock?

Secondly, and most crucially, this is the most important point.

It is not mentioned in novels or movies and TV series...... The diet was so bad in ancient times?

Tomato... It has not been introduced yet.

Pork... The rich don't eat, the poor don't understand, and they don't have it at all.

Beef... In this era, there were no cattle serving, only ploughing cattle, and privately killing ploughing cattle was a matter of labor and a heavy killing.

Only lamb ... And the sheep is still not inciting, and the mouth is full of scorching smell after eating.

Fruit... Only apples, plums, citrus, and even if you forget ... His mother's ginger pickled as a fruit, and said that this is a high-grade fruit, just introduced, what the hell?!

Don't talk about other vegetables, it's okay to ask for anything.

The eggs are all embryonic eggs, boiled in water, and there is no soy sauce, so they can only be eaten with salt... In this way, my father with this body actually scolded me for being extravagant: because official salt is very expensive, it is not easy to buy.

Even the water he drinks, the mud that comes up from the well is still floating, what kind of rich young master is this?

It's clear that you want to follow Bei Ye on an adventure!

"Xianggong, you are persuading our family... If it's not bright, even if my mother begs you, don't think about it. ”

Facing the mother who was already in tears on the ground, to be precise, the mother of this body, Zhuge Buliang's heart did not fluctuate.

"No, don't be bright, you listen to your father." At this time, Daddy Zhuge Fang came up, pushed away a few servants and maids a few times, grabbed Zhuge Buliang's arm, and begged.

"Where is there anything bad for you, you just say, as long as Dad can do it, it is the moon in the sky, and Dad will pick it for you, okay? Not bright. ”

The obese and somewhat bloated father was obviously in his forties, but he was so anxious that he cried.

Zhuge Buliang's brows trembled slightly.

It's not bright... Why does this milk name sound so awkward? Then again, how did such a light diet make my dad eat so fat?

Zhuge is not bright, and he is not angry.

said that after crossing over, he walked to the peak of life, and now it is indeed the peak, the rich second generation, but it always feels that something is wrong!

Who can only eat boiled cabbage in the second generation? Whose rich second-generation cook only uses salt and lard to cook?

And what about my gold finger? What about peerless martial arts? Not all?

Zhuge Buliang, who crossed over, found that the only thing special about him was that there was an extra translation system in his brain.

But this system is completely different from the system in the novels he reads.

This system has only one function: translation.

The ancients spoke all the same classical Chinese and spoke with a thick accent, and without this translation system, I am afraid that they would not even be able to do daily conversations.

For modern people, traveling to ancient times is not much different from traveling to the indigenous side of Indonesia.

The most embarrassing thing is that this system has no half-use except for translation, no special abilities, no peerless martial arts, and not even the most basic positive buffs.

The worst thing is that women in ancient times were ugly!

In the novel, there is always something like a certain beauty in ancient times, the appearance of the warbler is ashamed of the swallow, the country is fragrant, and I wish to write Sailor Moon into it, but what about the reality?

Ugly!!

Not only the maids in the family, but also those little girls in their teens and twenties on the street who are not full of dark faces, rough skin, and crooked melons and cracked dates.

Including the daughter of the county order introduced by the matchmaker yesterday, it is said that she is the first beauty in Sumen Town, and at first glance, my mother is clearly an old woman who has been working on the assembly line for ten years.

And she is also an old woman who is painted with rouge gouache and sings Peking Opera.

Thinking about such a poor environment in ancient times, where can there be any beautiful women?

And the clothes on the body... There were no pants in ancient times!

The ability to process feces and urine is far less than that of modern times, so there is always a smell of feces and urine in the air wherever it is.

Occasionally get pricked by the wheat needles in the pillow when sleeping.

It's easy to get to your feet when you walk with cloth shoes.

The recreation is to stare at the birds in the birdcage all day long.

Take a bath once every five days, or wash it with rice washing water.

The washing method of adding some petals to the wooden barrel on TV is, it can't be cleaned, and no one will do it, and yesterday I caught a pityriasm in my hair! The most cheating dad is the ancient shaved head to be assigned to the army!

"Dad, don't pull me, I can't live this day, I can't eat or dress well, so let... Let Bu Liang'er die like this. ”

After holding it for a long time, Zhuge Buliang was very ashamed to say his very shameful name in this world.

"Can't eat or wear?"

Zhuge Fang was stunned for a moment, and then frowned angrily, as if he had figured out something.

He turned back to the family and shouted loudly, waving his embroidered robe, "Where is the cook?" What about the tailor?! Drag me out and cut it!! ”

In those days, it seemed that the head of the household was entitled to directly execute his own domestic servants.

When the family heard this, his face was smeared with a layer of iron blue, and the appearance of the originally ugly dead man became even uglier, and his legs trembled with fright, and he ran to the kitchen with a crawl.

After Zhuge Fang finished speaking, he turned around and reluctantly squeezed out a smile and said: "No, don't worry, Dad will find you a better cook and tailor tomorrow, so don't think about it, you are the single heirloom of our Zhuge family." ”

When Zhuge Buliang heard it, he couldn't help but be moved.

Not because this dad wanted to kill the cook and the tailor for himself, but because of instinct, sympathy for the parents.

Indeed, no parent would want to see their child hang himself like this.

Pity the hearts of parents all over the world, Zhuge Buliang has not been cruel to this point... Although it was already cruel to kill the cook and the tailor.

"Master, master spare your life!!"

"Sir, give us another chance!!"

After a moment of silence, the begging voices of the tailor and the cook who were dragged out brought back to reality.

Faced with these two old craftsmen in their forties, who were carried out by eight family members to be executed, Zhuge Buliang was even more unbearable.

Resign yourself to your fate.

At this time, for some reason, a strange voice suddenly appeared in Zhuge Buliang's head.

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