The holy hairball gave Wang Hao a big roll of his eyes to express his displeasure with Wang Hao for interrupting it. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"My partner is on a path that leads to eternal life, but he loses himself. You know, before you pursue eternal life, He is the heaven of your human beings. Therefore, Lao Tzu naturally would not choose his approach.

My choice is to grow in reverse. After my body has evolved to the extreme, it can be said that it is invincible and almost indestructible. However, no matter how much the divine consciousness is cultivated, it will gradually age.

No matter how powerful the body is, it can't preserve its consciousness from aging. But by chance, I discovered that if the body grows backwards, from old age to prime of life, to young adulthood, and finally back to childhood, the consciousness will be nourished for some reason.

As long as you go through this kind of retrograde baptism, your consciousness will become new again, without the slightest sign of aging, just like a newborn.

A thousand years ago, after I settled you humans for my partner, I went to find a safe place to try to grow backwards.

Since then, I have found that my consciousness is gradually repairing, but when my body became the youngest again, I don't know when the hairball in your mouth was inexplicably born.

That bastard not only occupied Lao Tzu's body, but also naturally restrained Lao Tzu in terms of divine sense.

In the beginning, the two of us were evenly matched, but I don't know how, my body actually recognized it as its original owner, and it not only completely occupied the energy provided by my body's growth into divine consciousness. And so domineering that he pushed me into a corner, so that I can only come out now when it passes out.

Wow wow, wow, I'm angry, the more I talk, the more angry I become, that hairball in your mouth is a robber! Brigand! Robber! At first, the holy furball still looked like it was looking at the world, but as it spoke, it became more and more angry, and finally even yelled.

Wang Hao and Gu Mu looked at each other, no matter how much they wanted to break their heads, they couldn't imagine that this was the case.

Wang Hao is also worried that the holy hairball is in the dominant position, and when the holy hairball grows up in the future, it will completely devour the hairball.

Now it seems that the hairball is the one who has mastered the initiative.

Hearing this, Wang Hao couldn't help but have an idea, and then said: "Listen to what you mean, if the hairball grows up, your situation will be very bad." So why don't you find a new body for yourself? ”

"Find your uncle!" When the Holy Furball heard this, he said angrily: "This body is mine, I have been tempered for thousands of years, and this body is almost the strongest body in the world." Although I can't see anything when I'm young now. But when you grow up, you will immediately become the strongest physique in history.

Such a good body, where do you let me find it, I tell you, if there is really a stronger body than this, then you still need to say, I will go by myself. In any case, it's better than squeezing into this body with it. It's a pity that there is absolutely no such physique in this world. ”

"Then what if this continues, the hairball's divine sense is getting stronger and stronger, and finally it is strong enough to devour you?" Wang Hao squatted in front of the holy hairball and asked.

"I... Rub..."Holy Furball's face was cloudy for a while, and then he spoke: "If you want to grow to the point where you can devour me, it is impossible without hundreds of years of natural growth. In the past few hundred years, if I am lucky enough to meet the cubs of the King Kong Titan, or the rock giant that has just awakened, then I will also give in, although it is not as good as my body, but if I start training since childhood, there will be a lot of room for growth. ”

"Oh!" Wang Hao sighed and asked curiously: "These things should belong to your secrets, why did you tell me?" ”

After listening to Wang Hao's words, the holy hairball was stunned for a moment, and then he covered his mouth as if he reacted and said: "That bastard hairball in your mouth, how much do you trust you, I said it subconsciously under its influence, it's over, although I temporarily control this body, I actually have to answer your question, bastard, Lao Tzu is going crazy!" ”

Hearing this, Wang Hao suddenly understood, although the hairball was unconscious, his subconscious was still affecting this body.

Because the furball trusts himself as much as his father, he will never lie and lie to himself.

Therefore, when he asked the holy hairball question, although there were some questions that he couldn't answer and didn't want to answer, he couldn't resist the body's instinct at all. can only be under the influence of hairballs, and these problems can be explained honestly and clearly.

Thinking of this, Wang Hao suddenly turned up the corners of his mouth, and then said with a sinister smile: "In this case, you should also listen to what I say, like this... Hey, hey, hey! ”

"What do you want to do? You... Don't come here! Looking at Wang Hao, who was smiling lewdly, forehead, and smiling, the holy hairball finally realized that he was not the saint who could look down on the world.

Now it is just a poor worm that doesn't even have its own body, especially in the face of Wang Hao, who is 100% trusted by this body, it has no chance to resist at all. Whatever Wang Hao asks, it has to answer, and what Wang Hao asks it to do, it is difficult to resist.

"Hey, hey, hey~~~" Wang Hao said with a dark eye: "Don't worry, I won't let you do anything excessive, you just looked like you are an uncle, I really don't like it very much, I think, you are still cute and cute, so let's sell me a cute first!" ”

"You... Don't you think! I am holy! Don't want me to do those shameful things! The holy furball said with a frightened expression.

However, contrary to its resolute attitude of resisting death, its body completely betrayed it.

Scissorhands, pouting, and then sweetly screaming: "Meow, masturbation!" ”

It's just that after doing all this, the holy hairball looked desperate, and then muttered in distraction: "I am a saint, a high saint, you can't do this to me!" ”

It's just that as soon as it finished speaking, Wang Hao said with a smile: "Oh, it's so cute, since it's so cute, let's have another one!" ”

The heart of the holy fur ball is like ashes.

When the holy furball came out just now, it looked like an uncle.

This behavior made Wang Hao really unhappy. So now after seizing the opportunity, I cleaned it up fiercely. Let it be ugly, and it will always look high.

After cleaning up, Wang Hao sat on the ground, looked at the holy hairball in front of him, and said to it with a smile: "That's it, how about we make a deal?" ”