Chapter 175: Secret Weapon
"My lieutenant general, this is the secret weapon you said?" Guo Jia looked at the two simple wooden planks in He Xian's hand incredulously and asked. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
"More than that! In addition to snowboards, there are also poles. For the horses, there are also sleds! He Xian spread out a full set of ski equipment to show Guo Jia and others.
However, not only Guo Jia, but even Zhao Yun, Zhang Liao, Wei Yan and others were suspicious, only Wen Ping and Xiaoqiang, who had seen too many magical things by He Xian's side, supported He Xian as always, thinking that the broken wooden board He Xian took out was a secret weapon!
Helpless, He Xian could only go into battle in person to show these local buns from the south what skiing is. He Xian led everyone to find a gentle slope with thick snow on the back, changed into a full set of cotton clothes, and then fixed his feet on the snowboard with two cowhide ropes, and took the snow poles in his hand to prop up, and the snowboard took He Xian and slid down the slope! That speed, leverage!
Seeing the performance of the snowboard, the generals' eyes immediately lit up! Snowdiving is physically demanding, but with these two broken planks, you can float and glide on the snow. Theoretically, the thicker the snow and the more difficult the road is, the more obvious the advantages of these snowboards will be! He Xian said that these broken planks are the secret weapon of the winter march, and they really deserve their name!
With He Xian as a demonstration, everyone began to experience the fun of skiing. Oh no, it's supposed to be a marching feature for skiing! Zhao Yun, Zhang Liao, Wei Yan and others are all strong in martial arts, and they have a strong ability to control the balance of the body, so they basically learn it as soon as they learn it. But the most shocking thing is Guo Jia! In a short period of time, he not only mastered his sense of balance, but even began to experiment with the difference between the "S" pattern and the straight line mode of travel. A scholar is a scholar, and others can't catch up when they play. He Xian, a half-coach, soon became ashamed of himself.
This snow has been sprinkled all day, and there are natural snow fields everywhere outside Juyong Pass. As for skis and poles, you don't have to worry about it, and the trees on the mountain are all high-quality raw materials. So, Juyong Pass up and down, launched a month-long vigorous skiing campaign! After a month, all those who can learn have learned to ski; If you can't learn, there is basically no hope in this life, and this life is insulated from this sport.
Excluding hundreds of sticks and mallets who can't learn to ski, the core gathered a team of 5,000 people, led by Wen Ping, Zhao Yun, Zhang Liao, and Wei Yan, respectively, with a heavy load of grain and grass, and went in the direction of Beiping County.
Zou Jing took the initiative to ask Ying to go to war with the army, but He Xian refused. He Xian asked him to lead 3,000 soldiers to stay at Juyong Pass, which made Zou Jing, who was eager to make meritorious contributions, extremely depressed. After He Xian and his entourage left, they called a few Qu Chang to drink in the big tent together.
"Captain, this lieutenant general is biased, and he fights a tough battle and asks me to wait for the soldiers of Youzhou County, and go to Youbeiping to get merit but take the Nanyang soldiers under his command, what kind of reason is this?" A sharp-beaked monkey gillage poured wine for Zou Jing while saying bad things about He Xian.
"You know a!" Zou Jing drank a lot, his tongue was obviously a little straight, he pointed at Naqu and said, "Old Hou, do you know? That's really a lot of credit, it's not too much to do a good job of sealing the marquis! But this is by no means a credit! By no means! Sneak attack on the king's tent on a snowy night! It's exciting to think about such a big event......"
"Sneak attack on the king's tent on a snowy night?" This song Chang secretly wrote down Zou Jing's words without a beginning or end, and hurriedly continued: "Yes ~ Yes ~ I'll know a fart when I wait!" Come, come, let's salute the captain together, if it weren't for the captain covering us, the grass in front of our brother's graves would be more than one person tall! With the proposal of this Hou Qu Chang, the rest of the Qu Chang also shouted, and after this round, Zou Jing poured a lot of wine. Seeing it, his eyes were already slackening, and he was about to lose consciousness.
Lao Hou filled Zou Jing with another cup, "I said school captain, Liaoxi County is only as fat as a city, how can there be any royal tent, you can't cover me?" I've been on the border for more than ten years! ”
"Liaoxi County?" Zou Jing shook his head and muttered: "It's not Liaoxi, it's Saiwai, it's the grassland......"
As he spoke, Zou Jingqi fell to the ground, unconscious. No matter how the commander under his command shouted, there was no response, this was completely drunk.
Well, since the big leader has drunk the beauty, there is no need for others to kill each other anymore. took away the stall, settled Zou Jing on the bed, and dispersed.
Until the third watch in the middle of the night, Zou Jing's snoring came and went in the big tent.
"Who?" The sergeant guarding the tent whispered to the approaching shadow.
"Subordinate Wu Xu, I have something important to ask to see the captain!"
The sergeant guarding the tent was about to refuse, but he heard the snoring in the tent stop suddenly, and Zou Jing's voice immediately sounded: "Let Wu Quchang come in!" ”
This Wu Xu is also one of the song chiefs under Zou Jing.
Wu Xu entered the big tent, but saw Zou Jing with his eyes closed, his eyebrows furrowed, and he looked uncomfortable.
"How? Have you found anyone who has been tipped off? ”
"Sure enough, as expected by the captain, after I dispersed, one of them took a war horse under the pretext of urgent military affairs and went out of the customs!" Wu Xuyu reports.
"Oh? Who is it? It can't be Lao Hou's bastard, right? Zou Jing rubbed his temples and asked again.
"God! Captain, it's Lao Hou! Wu Xu was very surprised.
"Holy! The old marquis chattered crookedly, turning around the corner to inquire about Zhonglang's itinerary. Is it really when I'm a drunken shrimp? ”
Wu Xu was sprayed with saliva by Zou Jing, and he didn't dare to wipe it with his hands, "Lao Hou is too conscienceless!" Six or seven years of brother in vain, I really didn't think that he would betray us! ”
"It's going to rain, and my mother is going to get married! Let him go! Lao Hou is willing to shoot the horses of Lord Zhoumu, so let him shoot them! I'm afraid that he will hug the wrong thigh, and he will have to kneel and beg us in the future, which is annoying! Zou Jing and Wu Xu chatted about business, but they never opened their eyes, looking unfathomable.
"Seeing that the captain is calm in his chest, there must be a good plan, and I will wait for the captain to take the lead!"
"Calm ass! I'm drinking too much, dizzy! The melon seeds in my head still hurt! I drank the bowl of wine of the century! You gang of killers, you are more fierce than the other when you pour wine! As he spoke, Zou Jing waved his hand irritably, signaling that Wu Xu could get out.
"Lao Hou's matter, keep it secret! Also, see if anyone else is out of the ordinary. If it's not one heart, let them get out. I don't want to be hacked to death by my own brother in the future! ”
"No! I do things, you can rest assured! Wu Xu clenched his fists and withdrew from the big tent.
The tent was filled with earth-shattering snoring again......