Seventy salesmen

Lao Niu is a big hooligan in the community, a few years ago, he took the little brother opposite and beat him with a mustache, but now the mustache has grown up, and he smashed open the three doors overnight, and turned in through the windows on both sides, completely subduing Lao Niu's hardcore little brother.

When he was about to start a war with Lao Niu, he found that he couldn't climb the stairs, so he had to throw stones at Lao Niu's house in the air, and shouted for Lao Niu to confess his guilt.

The mustache had no choice but to use an air gun to knock down the old cow's food. Lao Niu was angry and called to find the delivery of loan sharks in the community, but the mustache had no tricks at all, so he had to aim at the big boss in the community on the one hand, and sharpen his knife Huo Huo on the other hand, ready to Lao Niu's sister-in-law. However, no one noticed that a vendor selling air guns and band-aids took the opportunity to make a fortune.

No. 10 Downing Street, Lao Qiu was listening to the bitter complaint: "This gun is simply a fire king, so far, more than 500 soldiers have died under this tube gun" The air marshal on the side is also complaining that this arms dealer is too dark, and a wooden plane was sold for a high price of 30,000 US dollars"

Lao Qiu took a deep breath of his cigar and sighed, "But do we have a choice?" The sandwich wood in the middle is only available in Canada, but the speed of making it is too slow, we are hungry now, who does not buy him? Now we are not talking about guns and planes, but about the purpose and consequences of the build-up on the south coast of France."

"This is still the work of the profiteer named Kane, if he hadn't discovered the oil fields, would the Germans be interested in North Africa, which is full of sand?" ”

Lao Qiu said, "Whether he is intentional or unintentional, we have to protect the Libyan oil field, although the domestic troops are insufficient now, but we can arm the North African army in large numbers, I heard that the kind of Yang Shen 40 submachine gun that the US military is using now is good, that is, a small amount of sand is shot, and the black people will use it as soon as they get it, and the firepower is particularly fierce." ”

The Minister of the Interior next to him interjected, "We are a little short of gold now, and that black-hearted arms dealer and the Americans have to ship the money before it is shipped," Lao Qiu scolded from the bottom of his heart, 'They are all jackals who drink blood', and ordered loudly: "Then transfer from India and Burma, where there is a lot of gold, and transport it by warship!" ”

The procurement mission led by Major General Ritter was the first to arrive in Canada, because on the one hand, they did not have enough funds and needed to extract some from the Dominions, and on the other hand, the most important drugs were also at the top of the procurement list. During the meeting with McKenzie, he received another telegram from China, asking for the purchase of some Yang Shen automatic rifles in large quantities.

As soon as he got off the ship, Ritter was stunned by the scene of the port, a row of soldiers wearing white gloves and holding Yang Shen's semi-automatic rifles, standing neatly, seeing Kane leading Ritter to the red carpet, one of the leading conductors raised a long knife in his hand, and majestic music suddenly sounded. Listening to the people's spirits is uplifted, and they all follow the beat.

"Major General Ritter, please say hello soldiers" Ritter, who was immersed in the review, immediately shouted loudly, "Hello soldiers", "Hello chief", "Soldiers, you have worked hard", "Serve the British Empire!" The voice was neat and powerful, and Ritter involuntarily stood up and saluted the salute team.

"Salute" The sword-wielding lieutenant shouted loudly, "Bo Bo Bo" white gloves waved in a line, and all the soldiers saluted with guns, including Major General Ritter, and everyone was careful to flutter their livers tom, it was too majestic, too spectacular, especially their military uniforms, which looked better than the German ones.

The group sat down to drink coffee, and Kane was also dressed in the neatest military uniform, "Guys, have you noticed why the British Empire has always been invincible, and now there is only one Germany that makes you feel difficult?" ”

One person said, "The Germans are well armed," "Trouble, trouble," Kane shook his head, "The Germans have good planes?" We are faster than him with wooden planes alone, and the Germans are better with rifles? Is there a power of our automatic rifles? Although they are equipped with STG38, but the number is too small, it has not formed a scale at all, is the MP38 good with our automatic rifle? Besides, if you want to say that their warships are strong, I'm afraid no one here will admit it, right? ”

Everyone nodded, and another said, "The Germans are more popular than us," and "Bingo" Kane snapped his fingers, "That's to the point, why was the British army invincible before?" They wore the uniforms of the Great Red Army, and in the battle to eliminate shooting, they were not afraid of death, why? It is because of their military uniforms that a good military uniform can raise morale by at least five grades! ”

"How about my tailor-made military uniform for the soldiers of the British Empire, do you feel a hundred times more energetic?" "Yes, yes, yes, yes, it's more spirited, I think we've found the answer!" The first person to speak, "But in Africa, this dress is too thick" "No problem, we have developed another mid-grade fabric called (Really Cool), guard, show it to you"

Everyone touched the light military uniforms in their hands and nodded one after another, and Major General Ritter was also tempted, "How much is a set of these two military uniforms?"

Kane's expression was cold: "I sincerely serve the British Empire, and you actually talk to me about money?" It's breaking my heart, you know? Excuse me, how much is a set of general uniform for the mud you purchased? "£25"

"Profiteers, the people who sell mud military uniforms are definitely profiteers, our clothing made of the latest fabric is not balling, easy to clean, and the style is novel, do you know how much it costs? Half of it, only ten pounds, and indeed the cool military uniform is only five pounds, and today, for the soldiers of the British Empire who fought valiantly against the fascists, I decided to supply them at cost price. ”

"Then let's buy 500,000 sets each," the major general thought for a while and said, "500,000 sets?" Kane jumped: "Are there only half a million soldiers in the British Empire?" What will the soldiers who have not been assigned uniforms think? Where does their morale come from? It's going to be noisy, Your Excellency! "Then let's have a million sets each."

Then, another 300 Mosquito planes, 300,000 automatic rifles and a lot of ammunition were ordered, after all, there are too few resources in Britain now, plus the bullets produced by the Canadian arsenal, which are enough for the time being.

When it came to the most critical Darkling, a voice at the door of the conference room was arguing, "Kane, I know you're inside, do you know that the whole country is now clamoring for Darknin?" It's already up to $20 a box, and if you don't give me the goods, I'll bring someone to grab it."

"Drag him away!" Kane said angrily. A British guard came in and whispered a few words to Major General Ritter, who frowned and said, "Mr. Kane, you have offended the oil lord for us, this is a bit wrong, right?" ”

Kane shook his head, "What's wrong, he wants to buy medicine to make money, and I use this medicine to save lives, to save the heroic soldiers of the British Empire, I declare, even if it is fried for thirty dollars outside, I will still supply you at the cost price of ten dollars" "This is also great, now the whole of Europe is short of medicine!" "Everyone gave a thumbs up, Duckling is synonymous with gold in Europe!

"How many Daknins do you have in total?" The Major General asked, "I know this" Murles, who was present at the meeting, stood up, "I have been staring at the pharmaceutical factory since I received the domestic telegram, and up to now, there are 700,000 boxes of finished products" Major General Ritter waved his big hand "We want them all" Someone next to him interjected "So that we won't have enough money to buy off-road vehicles and tanks" Ritter turned back "Don't you see how stressed Mr. Kane is?" If you don't buy it this time, I don't know when you will have to wait until next time? ”

Kane smiled, "I suggest you don't buy the M2 tank, because this tank has a weakness, it uses a gasoline engine, so the Americans call it a Langsheng lighter, and it will hit it" "Yes, we just buy the off-road vehicle produced by the oil king, and the tank will not be needed!" ”

After sending off the purchasing group and letting the little secretary leave a few gold bars, Lawrence asked with a smile, "You guy was born to be a salesman, so you're not afraid that they will go back and scold you?" "No, I believe in the character of the British, besides, they still have colonies such as India, and the gold is big, I bet they will have to buy it next time"

Far away in the British mainland, Lao Qiu was furious, "What did you say? The Japanese robbed us of the gold we shipped from Hong Kong? ”