Chapter 836: Li Yifu's ability to do things
Chapter 836: Li Yifu's ability to do things
Since receiving Xu Jingzong's guidance, Li Yifu has been studying the knowledge of sycophants during this time. The essence of sycophancy is to be subtle and just right. You can't shoot randomly, otherwise you may shoot on the horse's leg and be kicked by the horse!
These days, Li Yifu can't eat well and can't sleep, so he thinks about how to talk to Wang Ping'an and how to make Wang Ping'an happy if he sees Wang Ping'an again. After some in-depth research, Li Yifu came to the conclusion that Wang Ping'an's young ambition is the age of flying and domineering, and he must like to listen to super loud sycophants the most, the more exaggerated and disgusting sycophants, the more he must love to listen!
But then again, this is a very simple truth, everyone will definitely think of this when they pat Wang Ping'an's sycophants, so there will be many such super loud and disgusting sycophants. And Wang Ping'an listens a lot, he will definitely not care, maybe because his ears hear the cocoon, but he will no longer like to listen, and he will be annoyed when others say it.
Then, Li Yifu's conclusion is that don't directly praise how good Wang Ping'an is, but first talk about his own differences, so as to contrast Wang Ping'an, which is both subtle and different, and can attract Wang Ping'an's attention.
When Li Yifu talked about Shangshu Province, Wang Ping'an really blinked his eyes, he didn't think of it!
Wang Ping'an said: "Shangshu Province? I often go there, but I haven't seen Master Li! ”
Li Yifu thought to himself: "If it is going to be successful, the sycophants I prepared will come in handy!" He made a ashamed and humble expression, and even took a small step back, and whispered: "The king actually called the lowly position an adult, and the lowly position is really embarrassing." Wang Xiang, last time in Shangshu Province, you asked the lowly road, but did not recognize the lowly position is a person from the lower province, the lowly position was very ashamed of himself at the time, and when he saw the Wang Xiang, he was afraid, so he didn't dare to explain more, this time he saw the Wang Xiang again, so he mustered up the courage to show his name to you, it was really abrupt! ”
Wang Ping'an sizzled a small sip of cool air, good guy, it's really Li Yifu, this sycophant is of a standard! There is not half a word in these words to praise me, but it directly lifts me to the sky; There is no half-sentence friendship, but there is a sense of estrangement, but in fact, if I don't pat him on the shoulder now and comfort him well, then my character will be worse to the end!
Wang Ping'an heheheed twice, and generously satisfied Li Yifu's "plea", he reached out and patted Li Yifu's shoulder, and said, "Brother Li, what is this saying, I don't like to hear it." The true appearance is not a man-eating tiger, what are you afraid of when you see the true appearance? Besides, you're a good man, young man...... That middle-aged promising, how can he be ashamed of himself, it shouldn't be. Okay, aren't we familiar with this today, wait for *** phase to be free, let's drink together, this phase is the east! ”
As soon as he said this, Li Yifu was happy, as if he had drunk honey water, and his heart was sweet. It seems that the homework during this period of time has not been done in vain, this fart has been slapped! Just now he called me Master Li, but now he has called me Brother Li, and he wants to invite me to drink, it seems that I am not far from being promoted!
Li Yifu hurriedly said: "How can you let Xiangye break the bank, or let the villain invite you." It's just that the villain's salary is not much, and he can't afford to buy too good wine and food, if Wang Xiang doesn't dislike it, let the villain's wife cook a few dishes for you, but ...... It's all home-cooked food, I'm afraid you won't get used to it! ”
Wang Ping'an said with a smile: "Home-cooked food is the most nourishing thing, I am tired of eating big fish and meat, and now I like to eat home-cooked food the most." I'm just afraid that it will trouble Brother Li! ”
He said this, but in his heart he was thinking: "If you want to invite me to eat home-cooked food, I have to go to your house, and you let your wife slap me, is it possible that you want to sacrifice your wife for promotion?" This is not good, seeing that you are so old, your wife must be not young, if you want to sacrifice your daughter, how can you offer a yellow-faced woman, I won't laugh! ”
Li Yifu didn't know what he was thinking, seeing that Wang Ping'an was kind to him, he was happy in his heart, and said busily: "No trouble, no trouble, the villain is willing to work for Xiangye, and the villain's wife is also willing." ”
He no longer calls himself a humble position, and he no longer calls Wang Xiang, but calls the villain and Xiangye, and linguistically closes the distance between him and Wang Ping'an, hoping to become his own person in the royal family.
Wang Ping'an hummed and said, "Ah, what did the prime minister do in the yamen, and suddenly he didn't come up." "He's here to find a scapegoat, and there's a very docile, very fat little baa in front of him, how can he let it go.
Li Yifu looked at Wang Ping'an with a blank eye, and thought: "Sure enough, he is a person who doesn't care about anything, if he can think of something, then let me do it...... Hehe, today is really a good day, my Lao Li's luck is here! ”
Wang Ping'an made a thought expression, clapped his hands, and said: "Benxiang is here to find someone to help, just because Benxiang's parents will enter Beijing today, and they salute too much, and they want to find someone to help deal with some chores." ”
Li Yifu was overjoyed, there was really something wrong, great, the affairs in the yamen would be forgotten, if he did something for the chief's family, it would be great, and he could become his own person at once! If you tie up the old lady Wang and the old lady Wang, then maybe you can often go to the prime minister's mansion to sit in the future......
Thinking that his future is infinitely bright, let alone following Wang Ping'an to pick up people, even if he moved, he immediately volunteered to move the box!
Li Yifu said: "Xiangye, the villain has just finished his official business, if Xiangye doesn't think the villain is clumsy, then it is better to let the villain give you a hand!" ”
Wang Ping'an looked at Li Yifu and nodded, his face was full of admiration, this subordinate knows how to do things very well, has the consciousness of solving problems for the leader, and is a good subordinate who can make a difference! He smiled: "It won't be too troublesome Brother Li, but it will make Benxiang a little embarrassed!" ”
Li Yifu almost shed tears of gratitude, Wang Xiangye, don't be embarrassed, if you are embarrassed, then my future will become embarrassing, and I will not be embarrassed.
Wang Ping'an waved his hand and said, "Then don't go to the yamen to find someone, let's do it." Let's go out of the city to pick up people! As soon as he pulled Li Yifu's hand, he actually played hand in hand!
Li Yifu's bones are crispy all over his body, great, he can finally serve the prime minister, this day, he has been waiting for more than 30 years, and the flowers are almost grateful, and now he finally got the opportunity to bloom!
The two went out of the province and out of the palace, at the gate of the palace, Ouyang Li and they led the horses over, and when they saw that there were no horses in Li Yifu, they borrowed one from the guards for him to ride.
Li Yifu rode on a horse and followed Wang Ping'an's guards, and vigorously approached the Ouyang brothers, calling them brothers and sisters, and had a big climbing relationship.
Ouyang Li has seen a lot of this kind of person, he followed Wang Ping'an, and asked in a low voice: "Master, who is this person?" When his subordinates looked at him, they seemed to want to be promoted, and they were all about to go crazy! ”
Wang Ping'an smiled and said: "In short, he is a very useful person, you treat him politely, if you have any work, you might as well let him do more, especially the command of the servants, leave it to him to do, let him feel that he is our own people." ”
Ouyang Li sighed, looked back at Li Yifu, and thought: "Unlucky brain, it seems that he is a person who wants to carry a black pot on the top of the tank, give him a piece of candy to eat first, and then beat him with a big ***!" ”
A group of people went out of the city gate, rushed to the outside of the city, and stopped ten miles away from the city, Ouyang Li rode his horse first, and went to the front to meet the Wang couple, while Wang Ping'an waited on the side of the road with people.
After noon, two people rushed to the avenue in front, Ouyang Li first, followed by Di Renjie. Di Renjie was far away, so he shouted: "Big brother, big brother, I want to mess with my little brother!" "Ran near, jumped off his mount, and ran towards Wang Ping'an.
Wang Ping'an laughed, stepped forward to hug Di Renjie, and said with a smile: "Brother, I haven't seen you for a long time, but you have become a lot stronger." As he spoke, he punched Di Renjie on the shoulder.
Di Renjie said with a smile: "The little brother runs around outside all day long, and this body is indeed stronger." He turned around and pointed and said, "Uncle and aunt are behind, only four or five miles away, let's catch up!" ”
Wang Ping'an agreed, rode on the white dragon horse, and ran out a few feet, but turned around and said, "Brother Li, come along, I'll introduce you to a personal acquaintance." He moved together, and the guards naturally all got on the horse, and Li Yifu was also on the horse at this time.
Li Yifu suddenly heard that Wang Ping'an wanted to introduce him to personal acquaintance, and he was even more happy, and he must have introduced Di Renjie. Di Renjie is Wang Ping'an's absolute own person, and he has known this royal line, doesn't that mean that he has also become a king!
Li Yifu hurriedly ran over. Wang Ping'an pointed at Di Renjie and said: "This is the righteous brother of the original phase, and he wants to enter Dali Temple to be the master of Beijing this time." Brother, this is an official of my subordinate province, named Li Yifu. ”
Di Renjie nodded at Li Yifu and said hello, but Li Yifu said: "I heard that Lord Di is the head of the country, and it is really a blessing for the lower officials to see him today." ”
After a few polite words, everyone rushed forward together, and after running for a few miles, they saw the convoy of the Wang couple, but it stopped in the middle of the avenue, and it seemed that the wheels of one car were broken, and the drivers were repairing it.
Coincidentally, the people in this car were the Wang couple. Wang Youcai stood next to the car and watched the driver repair the wheels, while Yang held Xiao Taiping and said: "It's really unlucky, I'm about to enter Chang'an, but the wheels are broken." ”
Xiao Taiping in her arms turned her little head, looking at a group of adults who were busy, babbling in her mouth, as if she was very happy to be able to get out of the car to bask in the sun.
Wang Ping'an rode his horse and shouted, "Father, mother, you have arrived, and my son has picked you up!" ”
Wang Youcai and the Yang family immediately smiled, and when the family met, they had countless things to say.
Wang Ping'an hugged Xiao Taiping, couldn't help kissing her little face, and said with a smile: "Good girl, do you miss your father?" ”
Xiao Taiping was amused by him and giggled. Yang said on the side: "This little girl, she can be happy all day long, she grows up fast, stronger than you when you were a child." ”
Wang Ping'an smiled: "Yes, it is stronger than me, then you can't become a strong girl when you grow up!" ”
While he was talking, he heard someone talking over there. Li Yifu said loudly: "Xiangye, the wheels have been repaired, and the old lady can get into the car!" ”
Wang Ping'an turned his head to look and saw that Li Yifu's hands were full of black, just now he actually ran to repair the wheel, and asked him to repair it!