The people of the Ming Dynasty took their own weapons and followed the sun behind the desert, and no one dared to speak. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Daoist Jia wants to cry loudly, and he will have the surname "Jia" in the future!

Jia Daoshi has read books, never thought about the imperial examination, he thinks that he is destined to be a cage bird, bullying men and women for a lifetime. Two years ago, he was unfortunately captured by a group of thieves, and in order to save his life, he lied that he was a disciple of the Quanzhen Sect. Unexpectedly, he suddenly got the attention of the thief leader, and raised him to calculate the good fortune every day. Where would Daoist Jia know this! But thieves can't even read words, so they are easy to deceive.

Once you get on the thief ship, you can't get off again. In order to eat in one bite, Jia Daoshi was called around like a dog by the leader of the thieves, and sent back and forth like a gift. When Daoist Jia was given to Sunfall, there were three or two thousand people under Sunfall, divided into several battalions. Since last year, when the sun was falling, the number of people was getting smaller and smaller, and there were more and more old and weak, and they couldn't fight anymore, so they simply ran to the desolate Yellow River to avoid disaster, and Daoist Jia only had two days of clean life.

Yesterday evening, the sun fell and several leaders said that someone saw a man coming down from the sky, and it was good luck and evil. Daoist Jia couldn't grasp what the result of this hexagram should be, so he waited until it was dark, and the sun was falling, so he ordered Daoist Jia to bring weapons and check with several leaders.

Where has Daoist Jia been in battle! I want to run directly. But the sun has long been falling, and they have been escorting him all the way. Jia Daoshi carried the longest spear, and when the fight started, Lao Tzu hid at the end.

When it got dark, they found a bonfire. Searching the campfire found a strange little tent. The tent was as small as a coffin, and it was estimated that only one person could lie down, reflecting a strange red color in the firelight.

Suddenly, from the tent came a man singing with his voice raised.

There is also the accompaniment of the gong and drum team.

When the man finishes singing, a woman continues.

When the woman had finished singing, a third and a fourth began to speak. Well, I don't really hear it.

Jia Daoshi was completely puzzled, how many people are here?

As soon as the stuffy man heard someone in the tent say "Liaodong dialect", he grabbed the hoe and wanted to rush out to avenge his mother, and several people hurriedly held down the stuffy man. But the stuffy man had a lot of strength and rushed out at once.

Jia Daoshi's first reaction was to run! Helplessly, the sun was falling behind him, holding a steel knife in one hand and crossing his neck in the other. Daoist Jia had no choice but to rush out with the stuffy egg.

But seeing the flash of white light, Daoist Jia couldn't see anything. Jia Daoshi's frightened soul was gone, and he directly fell to his knees and shouted for mercy.

By the time I could see it vaguely, the stuffy man had fallen to the ground and hummed. The man who had just spoken in the small tent had to come out to help, and the three of them surrendered when the sun fell.

Fortunately, this was a misunderstanding, and the people who came out of the small tent did not intend to pursue it. But the man just said a word

Realize that he is not a Taoist, and the fake Taoist is scattered!

If the sun falls and knows that he is a false Taoist, and the usual divination is all fooling people, the sun will not be able to count all the defeats he has eaten these days on his head, and he will eat himself alive!

If you don't do anything, Daoist Jia immediately decided to beg for mercy! He is a dog for the people in the tent, and he can't let the sun fall to know that he is a fake Taoist.

The price paid by the fake Taoist priest is to have the surname "Jia" in the future. Alas, the faces of the ancestors have been disgraced to themselves!

"Taoist!" , the sun fell and suddenly roared.

Jia Daoshi was frightened.

"What's going on with your donkey day? Why did you get cowardly as soon as you came out of the battle? ”

Jia Daoshi couldn't find the words for a while, "I'...... I...... I don't know ......."

The sun fell and let him go for the time being, "Stuffy, you are usually so capable of fighting, why did you call someone to subdue him before this round arrived?" ”

The stuffy man replied, "I don't know if I'm hungry." As soon as the hunger was killed, the white light flashed in front of him and he couldn't see it. Hungry estimated that he touched the direction and slammed two hoes, and when he heard the sound of the wind, someone pounced on Hungry, and Hungry wrestled with him. Mo didn't think that hitting it was like hitting a stone, his hungry stomach suddenly became sour and weak, and he collapsed on the ground with no strength. ”

Jia Daoshi hurriedly followed and said: "I am like this too, suddenly I am sour and weak, and I am weak. ”

Sun Fallen threw the knife to the ground in annoyance, "This battle was fought and lost before I could see it clearly!" ”

Daoist Jia slapped his thigh, "Lord Ritian, you still don't understand?" We're not mortals at all! ”

"Think about it, coming down from the sky, there are so many people living in the small tent who can sing, treasure lamps, battle helmets, combat boots, and clothes!"

Sunfall pondered, "You mean he's a youkai?" ”

The stuffy man spoke: "Those who are hungry are dead hands, this master has saved his face for hunger, this master should be a fairy." ”

The raft man in the long trousers said, "This master said that he and we are not from the same world. ”

The shorts raft said: "I think this is a master outside the world." ”

Jia Daoshi was annoyed, "Let me tell you, neither an immortal, nor a monster, nor a master of the world!" ”

"What this master said is clear - he is a celestial in the realm of desire!"

The stuffy guy asked directly: "What do you mean?" ”

Daoist Jia explained to these buns: "There are thirty-six talents, do you know? The highest heavens are inhabited by immortals who have jumped out of the Three Realms. There are also three realms and twenty-eight heavens under the immortals, and those who live are called celestials. The life span of heaven and man is limited, and there are also a number of good fortunes, and they are half-immortal bodies. This master's dress and demeanor are obviously not pure, and he must be the most serious heavenly person in the desire realm. That's why he said that he and we are not in the same world! Got it? ”

Several people in the Ming Dynasty suddenly brightened, "It turned out that heaven and man descended to earth!" ”

The sullen man realized, "When the celestial man speaks, he takes a small book to sketch and draw, and the small book can still shine, it turns out to be a book from heaven!" ”

The sun fell and slammed his fist on the palm of his hand, "The lamp in the hand of the celestial man is the sky lantern!" ”

Jia Daoshi hurriedly concluded, "That's right! Right! Right! Think about it, how can we beat the heavens! ”

The stuffy man had a whim, "You say, the heavens and men have great powers, if we can leave the heavens behind, won't we be hungry in the future?" ”

The raftman in the trousers disagreed, "Where will the celestial people stay in our filthy place!" ”

The stuffy retorted, "How do you know if you don't try?" Hungry to see that the heavens are good, maybe. ”

The sun is falling, and I decided, "Try it!" Even if the celestials don't stay, we have to worship the celestials. ”

Everyone nodded again and again, "Okay!" Good! ”

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References (not related to the plot, skip for uninterested readers)

The Three Realms

Traditional Chinese Taoism believes that there are 36 levels of talent. From the bottom to the top, this is the realm of desire, the realm of color, and the realm of colorlessness, and the three realms have a total of twenty-eight heavens; Outside the Three Realms, there are four Seed Heavens; The Taishang Old Monarch of the Great Qing Realm is above the thirty-three days, the Taishang Dao Monarch of the Shangqing Realm is above the thirty-four heavens, the Yuqing Realm Yuan Shi Tianzun is above the thirty-five heavens, and the Daluo Heaven is above the highest thirty-six heavens above the Three Qings.

The world of desire, which is dominated by color (material), is dominated by the pursuit of pleasure, and has the desire to eat, the desire of men and women, etc.;

In the color world, those who are born in this world have a color body (material body), and there is no desire for pleasure, so there are no men and women in the color world, and the life of the heaven and man in the color world is longer than that of the desire world.

The colorless world transcends the world of color (matter), and the colorless world has a long life and good fortune compared to the color world.

The beings of the three realms, the realm of desire and the realm of color, are mostly born by accumulating good deeds, while the beings of the colorless realm need to be cut off and practice meditation in order to be born.

Taoism believes that all beings in the Three Realms are not free from the six realms of reincarnation; The people outside the Three Realms were completely freed from the constraints of life and death in the four heavens, and the so-called Tao became immortals.