Chapter 97: Sitting still is the real husband
Zhang Chunhua refused to take off his clothes, and Cao Shuo persuaded: "If you don't take off your clothes when you sleep, it's easy to freeze in the morning." ”
"It's warmer to sleep in clothes, how can you be freezing?" Zhang Chunhua asked in surprise.
"Miss, imagine that when you take off your clothes and go to sleep, you will put your clothes on when you get up." Cao Shuo said: "It's equivalent to changing something warm to wrap yourself." If you fall asleep with your clothes on, you will definitely have to cover yourself with a quilt at night, and when you wake up with no more clothes to wear, what is the difference between waking up with a bare butt? ”
"But ......," Zhang Chunhua said hesitantly, "We said we wouldn't take off our clothes." ”
"If I really want to do something, does Miss think it makes a difference whether you take off your clothes or not?" Cao Shuo said: "As long as the young lady lies down, I will pull off the placket of my clothes, what bad things can't be done?" ”
The Han Dynasty did not yet have pants in the true sense of the word.
The so-called pants are actually two trousers tied to the legs, and the parts above the thighs rely on the top to keep warm and cover the shame.
If Cao Shuo wants to do something, he can indeed achieve his goal by lifting her clothes.
"Childe is not allowed to lift my clothes." Zhang Chunhua pursed his lips and said timidly: "I only take off the outermost clothes." ”
"I'm such a serious person, can I still do that kind of overlord hard bow?" Cao Shuo said: "Miss, don't worry, it's absolutely no problem to sleep with me." ”
"Childe must remember to promise." Zhang Chunhua didn't trust him very much.
It can be said that she never believed Cao Shuo at all!
Since she met Cao Shuo, she hadn't found out that he had done anything serious.
"If you want me to say a few times, don't worry, Miss." Cao Shuo said: "I have obsessive-compulsive disorder ......"
"What is OCD?" Cao Shuo said the new term again, and Zhang Chunhua asked in surprise.
"It's nothing!" Realizing that she had said something she didn't understand, Cao Shuo grinned: "I just want to say that Miss hasn't grown up yet, and it doesn't feel good to really do something to you." You can use it in a serious place, but the key is that you don't catch it in your hand, and you will always be a little disappointed. ”
Although she has not grown up yet, Zhang Chunhua is a daughter after all.
Most of the daughters' families are relatively early in the understanding of men and women.
Knowing what Cao Shuo was talking about, her pretty face suddenly turned red.
Fortunately, it was dark in the tent, and Cao Shuo couldn't see her face.
"Childe speaks lightly, how dare I sleep." Zhang Chunhua said.
"Miss, don't worry." Cao Shuo said: "Am I still swearing? ”
"I didn't let Childe swear."
"Not to put you at ease?" Cao Shuo said: "If I do something particularly excessive to Miss, I will have no woman in my life!" ”
Zhang Chunhua was silent.
She thought it was a bit weird.
Cao Shuo said: "Miss, I am really very sincere, you must know that a suave boy like me will always attract the attention of beautiful women." If I didn't have warblers around me, I would be bored. ”
"I like to be surrounded by women, and it seems that Childe is also a light person." Zhang Chunhua said.
"Miss, you have wronged me, okay?" Cao Shuo said very innocently: "I can do not like others, but I can't make others dislike me." Sometimes I wonder why I'm so attractive......"
"Okay, I believe Childe is!" I really couldn't listen to Cao Shuo's boasting, Zhang Chunhua said: "But the son must remember what he promised." ”
"Don't worry!" Cao Shuo's serious promise.
took off his coat and got into the quilt.
Hearing that she had entered the bed, Cao Shuo also took off her clothes and quickly got in.
As soon as he lay down, he turned over and hugged Zhang Chunhua.
Zhang Chunhua snorted: "Childe...... Didn't you promise ......?"
"What I promised was not to do anything particularly excessive, and it was considered extraordinary to hug you?" Cao Shuo said: "Go to sleep, you have to get up early tomorrow." ”
Zhang Chunhua wanted to say that Cao Shuo had already snored.
Sleeping so fast?
Zhang Chunhua really didn't believe that anyone could lie down and fall asleep.
But Cao Shuo was already snoring, so he would definitely not wake up.
She was about to close her eyes and fall asleep when Cao Shuo's hand pressed against her chest.
Taken aback, before Zhang Chunhua could exclaim, Cao Shuo's murmur came from his ears: "It's really flat, fortunately I didn't start......
Speechless for a while......
hugging other people's chests, it's still too flat......
How can there be such a shameless person in the world!
Just as he was about to twist his body and shake Cao Shuo's hand away, there was a howl of a wild wolf in the distance.
Hearing the wolf howl, Zhang Chunhua shuddered in fright, turned over and hugged Cao Shuo tightly, and buried his little head in his chest.
"What is this doing, Miss?" She threw herself into her arms, Cao Shuo couldn't pretend to be asleep anymore, and said in surprise: "You are still too young, I will feel guilty for doing that kind of thing to you now......"
"Childe...... I'm afraid ......" hugged Cao Shuo tighter, Zhang Chunhua said in a low voice.
"Don't be afraid, there's me!" Holding her to his chest, Cao Shuo gently patted her back.
The night passed quietly.
Early the next morning, Cao Shuo woke up to find Zhang Chunhua still sleeping.
The pampered little girl rushed over like this, and she couldn't bear to wake her up immediately, so Cao Shuo got up in her clothes.
As soon as he got out of the tent, Cai Ji greeted him with washing water.
"Childe, it's up!" With a smile on his face, Cai Ji said: "I fetched water for my son, and I'll send dry food later." ”
"Everybody's up?" Cao Shuo asked.
"Up! Last night, I also asked people to strengthen the guard outside the child's tent......"
"There are no enemies, at most there will be wild beasts. There's no need to be on guard. ”
"Childe and Miss Zhang are in the first round, of course, they can't be harassed by beasts." Cai Ji said shyly: "I also think about my son." ”
"Do you have in your head all day?" Taking the water, Cao Shuo glared at him: "Men and women sleep in a tent, do they have to do that kind of thing?" Your son-in-law is a decent person, and he will take advantage of the danger of others to make excessive moves towards a little girl who has not yet grown. ”
After being scolded by Cao Shuo, Cai Ji lowered his head and said: "What Childe said is that I think it's dirty, I should die!" Please punish the childe! ”
"Forget it!" Cao Shuo said: "I don't bother to punish you." But in the future, you have to learn the right points, at least like me. Don't have lustful thoughts when you see a woman, you are the real husband if you don't mess up! ”
"I must be like Childe, a great man who does not sit still!" Cai Ji agreed.
But he was muttering in his heart.
Come on!
The son is still sitting still......
It's possible that he didn't attack Miss Zhang, but he definitely didn't want to do bad things, but he thought Miss Zhang was too young.
After two years, Miss Zhang has grown up, and he can't even guess what kind of chaos he can become.
"Tell everyone to pack up quickly, it's time for us to hit the road." took a mouthful of water in his mouth, and after a mouthful, Cao Shuo spit out the water and instructed Cai Ji.