Chapter 16: Slap in the face
Jiang Yao listened, rolled her eyes, the blood in her chest surged, and a mouthful of blood almost spurted out. He forced himself to compose himself, and reluctantly swallowed the mouthful of blood that was about to spew out.
At this time, one of his faces was distorted and deformed, very terrifying, and he looked at Qin Li with those red and resentful eyes. Secretly scolded, villain, treacherous villain! Why am I, Jiang Yao, confused? I believed the cub's words.
While Qin Li was speaking loudly, Wu Jing kept staring at him suspiciously. Seeing that Qin Li was calm and relaxed, his face was calm, and he couldn't see the slightest hint of lying. Wu Jing nodded secretly, thinking, it seems that our family is too worried, he is the godson of our family, our family treats him well, and he will not turn his elbow outward, drop the cannon and beat him in, and harm his godfather!
In fact, where could Wu Jing have thought that Qin Li had temporarily changed his mind. Since he came in, Qin Li has been quietly listening to Jiang Yao's complaint against Wu Jing, Wu Jing's clever words, Jiang Yao's embarrassing situation, and the emperor's disapproval. He completely figured out what Emperor Zhengde was, and Wu Jing was indestructible in the emperor's heart, and his position as stable as a rock was.
Jiang Yao and he, the little people who had just become emperors, wanted to bring down Wu Jing at this time, which was tantamount to shaking a tree and a foolish dream.
Knowing that he couldn't do it, he got into trouble, maybe he angered Wu Jing and the emperor, and put his own life here. If you do that kind of thing again, isn't it an unenlightened elm pimple, an out-and-out fool?
Wu Jing, you must figure it out slowly, not in a hurry.
At this time, Qin Li knelt on the ground, and his heart was beating violently. Ignoring the strange eyes of Jiang Yao and Wu Jing, he didn't care about it. He knows very well that his godfather Wu Jing is an old fox, and if he says this, whether he can deceive Wu Jing and pass the test in a fool depends on his luck.
Without waiting for Zhengde to speak, Jiang Bin glared at Qin Li fiercely, turned his head to Zhengde with a smile on his face, and said, "Godfather, mahjong is fun, but always sitting and playing that is very damaging to Godfather's body." Godfather is the master of my Ming Dynasty, the dragon body is important, the minister persuaded the godfather to cherish the dragon body, and it would be better to play less mahjong. ”
Qin Li invented mahjong, which was very favored in Zhengde, and Jiang Bin was very jealous. You must know that he, Jiang Bin, is only powerful by playing with Zhengde all day long. Jiang Bin was still a little worried that Zhengde liked Qin Li more and more, thus replacing his position in Zhengde's heart.
Besides, every time Zhengde plays mahjong, he has to pull Jiang Bin, Jiang Bin naturally can't win Zhengde's money, and loses a lot of silver every time to make Zhengde happy. It hurts more to shoot so much white money than to cut a piece of flesh off his body.
Qin Li was stunned when he heard Jiang Bin repeatedly dissuade the emperor, and the person who came was not good. His mind was racing, and he immediately guessed Jiang Bin's thoughts. But finally clinging to the emperor, glory and wealth are just around the corner, and because Jiang Yao failed to participate in Wu Jing, Qin Li has a new idea, how can he retreat so easily?
His brows furrowed, and after a little thought, he said loudly, "What Master Jiang said is very true, playing mahjong all night really hurts the body. Your Majesty, the grass people have just come up with two novelties, which will not only not damage the emperor's dragon body, but will also be of great benefit! ”
When Jiang Bin heard this, he rolled his eyes angrily, and he couldn't wait to come over and slap Qin Li's mouth. Why is this cub so played?
Jiang Bin shouted with a tiger face, "Qin Li, you Diao Min, you can't talk nonsense, this is my Ming Emperor, what hasn't the emperor ever seen?" There's so much fun to see! You are a bad people, lonely and unheard, it is rare to invent mahjong by luck, what else can you do with new things? Get out of here! ”
He was in a high position, and at this time, he didn't care that Qin Li was Wu Jing's godson, and reprimanded viciously.
Qin Li narrowed his tiger eyes slightly, the corners of his mouth raised slightly, smiled lightly, and said, "Lord Jiang, the grass people do have two novel ways to play, the grass people don't say it, how do you know that the emperor has seen it?" ”
Zhengde was slightly displeased, glanced at Jiang Bin, and said, "Yes, he didn't say how did you know that I had seen it?" It doesn't hurt to let him talk about it. ”
Jiang Bin lowered his head slightly, but he still looked vicious and said, "Qin Li, you listen to me, if the way you say it makes the emperor happy, it's okay to say, hum!" If you can't please the emperor, I, Jiang Bin, will never allow you today! ”
Wu Jing had already understood Jiang Bin's thoughts, and he squinted at Jiang Bin. What's up? It depends on the master to beat the dog, our family is Qin Li's godfather, is it a bit too much for you to say this. Isn't this obvious that he didn't take our family in his eyes and didn't give our family face?
In officialdom, isn't it just about face?
Although Wu Jing and Jiang Bin usually help each other, Wu Jing's face was also slightly unhappy at this time.
After all, it was a relationship for many years, and Jiang Bin helped Wu Jing speak just now, because Wu Jing didn't speak, but just hoped that Qin Li could really say a novel way to play, so that Jiang Bin was embarrassed.
"Good! According to the words of Lord Jiang. Qin Li's neck stalked, without fear, and said loudly.
At this time, Zhengde was already impatient, "Okay! Good! Qin Li, hurry up and listen to me, what two interesting things do you have! ”
This guy is just interested in playing with things. As long as there is something to play, something good to play, and someone to play with him, he will not hesitate to be the emperor.
In fact, what Jiang Yao said just now about Wu Jing persecuting the Jiang family's women to death, he knew very well in his heart.
You must know that although Zhengde is fun, it is not stupid, on the contrary, it is smart!
Wu Jing is bold and reckless, and this crime is not light, and it should be punished by the Great Ming Law. But what Zhengde thinks about is disposing of Wu Jing, isn't this one less playmate? Therefore, Wu Jing is not able to punish the sin drops!
Qin Li raised his head, smiled slightly, and said, "Your Majesty, the grass people still need to stand up and demonstrate to the emperor these two ways of playing." ”
"Uh, then get up quickly!" Zhengde's eyes lit up, and he was extremely excited.
Qin Li thanked Zhengde, stood up, and smiled indifferently, "Your Majesty, please see!" ”
With that, Qin Li stood up straight, his head and shoulders began to sway mechanically, followed by him, his body fell down, supporting the ground with his arms, and his legs moved and flipped quickly. Such a combination immediately dazzled a Zhengde and stunned.
Then Qin Li rotated, jumped, sliding, floated, brushed his legs, somersaulted, and kicked a series of actions one after another, and the movements were strange. When the action is fast, it is vivid and thunderous. When the movement is slow, it is like a mechanical puppet, but it looks like it is funny. In particular, the sense of misalignment between the upper body and the lower body, between the arms and the torso, and even between the hands and arms is inexplicable and jaw-dropping. The series of movements of the body close to the ground are even more dynamic and rhythmic.
Zhengde's Longyan Dayue was extremely excited. At this time, he had already stood up, staring intently at Qin Li's body, and began to learn in a similar way.
It's not just Zhengde, but even Jiang Bin is amazed and envious when he sees it. This kid is such a scourge, why does he have so many novel ways to play? No, this person must not stay.
That Liu Niangniang didn't care much at first, but when she looked at it, she couldn't help but straighten her eyes.
Qin Li seemed to be very forgetful when he performed, and it took about two teas before he stopped abruptly. Looking at Qin Li at this time, although his face was sweaty, his eyes were shining and his spirit was refreshed.
Zhengde is playful by nature, and he often sings in the palace, and is very keen on acting. As soon as Qin Li stopped, he stroked his palm and laughed, "Okay! All right! Qin Li, what is this? Teach me quickly, I must learn, I must learn! ”
"Back to the emperor, the grass people actually danced a dance just now, called "Break Dance". Break dancing is a dance performed by men, which not only moves the muscles and bones, accelerates the blood flow around the body, but also has the effect of prolonging life. Seeing that Zhengde was very happy, Qin Li was secretly proud and said loudly.
In later generations, Qin Li eats, drinks and has fun, he is just a gangster, and hip-hop and break dancing are naturally very easy
At this time, Zhengde had already walked to Qin Li's side, took Qin Li's hand, and said very kindly, "Qin Li, you are really a capable person I have met." I must teach this break dance, and after I learn it, I will show it to the Queen Mother, the Queen, and my concubines, so that they can open their eyes. ”
Jiang Bin saw that Zhengde was enthusiastic, and he loved Qin Li so much. couldn't help but scold secretly, what a Qin Li, opponent! A real opponent! Why haven't I learned this kind of break dancing yet?
Hehe! If Jiang Bin had been born five hundred years later, he would have understood what this break dance was all about.
Qin Li smiled proudly and said, "Your Majesty, the grass people will teach you!" ”
Turning his head, the corners of his mouth raised, and he said to Jiang Bin, "Master Jiang, I wonder if I can take advantage of your mind with this breakdance?" ”
What are these words, the emperor is satisfied, what else can Jiang Bin say? Jiang Bin knew that this was Qin Li looking for the stubble just now! This Qin Li is tantamount to slapping him in the face!
Wu Jing was secretly happy, well, he is worthy of being the godson of our family, and his son can be taught!
Jiang Bin's black face was even more ugly than the color of pork liver, and he was embarrassed. But in front of the emperor, it is not easy to treat Qin Li well. had no choice but to say coldly, "Hugh has to be proud, don't you forget to say that the emperor will like two novelties, isn't there another novelty to show the emperor?" Come and listen to the emperor. ”