Chapter 116: Wei Chigong's foot disease
"Hum Chi Gongzai carefully wrote the chapter, all over again. After it is written. Picked up Shu Shu Yi "An" and said, "You help Dao Ye take a look." There are no typos on it. Once in the past, I wrote a concerto, and I wrote a wrong word, and the emperor gave me a good meal and said, where to start, and then I asked the staff to write the recital first, and then I copied it, there are only the two of us here, you can only read it for me! ”
Wang Ping'an asked: "If you write any wrong words, the emperor will not blame you for a small typo."
Wei Chigong said: "I wrote the dawn attack as the dawn chicken, the emperor was very unhappy, and in front of other ministers, he said me."
Wang Ping'an was amused, this word is really wrong, no wonder Emperor Shi will blame you! I read the chapter again, and the above is a general description of what Wei Chigong did during this time, and also said that after arriving in Xuzhou, how to make a private visit to Weifu, and how to meet himself, discussed the new disaster relief law, and wrote it in detail, but it is all in the vernacular, as if chatting with people and chatting about homely, and there are a lot of typos in it!
He sat down and corrected the typos one by one, and then handed them to Wei Chigong.
Wei Chigong said to Wang Pingsuo: "This is the secret music I presented to the emperor, so I can't let someone write it on my behalf, and you don't have to mention it to others." ”
Wang Ping'an nodded and agreed, although there were no secrets on it, they were all things that had been made public, but he didn't need to say it when he met people, this was a taboo thing after all.
Wei Chigong found another piece of good white paper, carefully checked whether there were any flaws, and then took up the pen and transcribed it, and after copying it, marked the payment. I dried the ink, took out a small wooden box, put the letter into the box, and then put the prescription that said "Oath of Incense and Righteous Qi Dispersion" into it, covered the box, printed the letter with fire paint, and then put on the small lock, and was busy for a while before it was ready
Call in an entourage. Send two people. Send this letter to Chang'an.
As soon as the matter was over, Wei Chigong became relaxed again, and he said: "Dao Ye is not good at doing these meticulous work, but he has to do it himself, it is really troublesome."
He sat behind the bookcase, took off his official boots, took off his socks again, looked at his feet and said, "Feet, feet, but I've worked hard for you, I'm very embarrassed, come out and breathe!" ”
Wang Ping'an frowned, this is the table where Niu Zhenghong is reading, your big feet are on it, how will people use it in the future, even if it is wiped clean, but whenever it is on the desk, as long as you think about it, it is disgusting enough!
He looked at Wei Chigong's feet. I saw that the soles of Wei Chigong's two feet were damp and erosive, and they looked ugly, and Wei Chigong was still scratching them with his hands, thinking that there was itching, so he kept scratching!
Wang Ping'an hurriedly said: "Immortal Chief." Don't scratch it, if you scratch it hard, maybe your hands will be like this, your foot disease is contagious."
When he was in the forest, he knew that Wei Chigong might have athlete's foot, but which type, under the circumstances. But he can't look at it, otherwise a slap in the name of stinky feet will be put on his head, and he will not be able to stand it. It's hard to say! Now it's just the two of them, it doesn't matter, the younger generation shows the elders for foot disease, this is the way to do it.
Wei Chi sighed and said, "How do you know?" When I scratched it before, I did have it on my hands, so I don't scratch it myself anymore, I let others scratch it for me! ”
Wang Ping'an hummed and said, "Then someone else will get it, and after he gets it, when he scratches it for you, even if your foot disease is cured, then it will recover!" ”
Wei Chigong suddenly realized: "No wonder, I said it's been a few years." This foot is always like this, so it is! However, Ping'an child, what kind of foot disease, you are wrong, this is not a disease, but the result of the insincerity of the Taoist master."
Wang Ping'an was looking at his feet, and suddenly heard him say that his intentions were insincere, and he didn't understand what he meant, so he raised his head and said, "What do you mean?" ”
Wei Chigong pointed to his feet and said, "A few years ago, Dao Ye led the troops to the battle, and when he was refining qi in the tent, he suddenly thought of women. Alas, you also know that it is strictly forbidden to carry women in the barracks, and Master Dao, I should be strong and energetic, and it is not a trivial matter to hold back all day long, so I accidentally thought of women, and I ended up with this disease."
Wang Ping'an laughed, what he said was really interesting, it's just a foot disease, what does it have to do with women. He shook his head and said, "Immortal Chief." You are out with troops, and sometimes you can't even remove your armor in battle, let alone your combat boots, so you get this disease. It's not for women! ”
Wei Chigong shook his head and said in a heavy tone: "No, this is Daojun's punishment for my insincerity, that's why I suffered like this, and it is definitely not what you said." If it was really sick, then why didn't I have to lead troops to the battle before? ”
Wang Ping'an was surprised in his heart, looked at Wei Chigong carefully, and saw that he was not joking, his heart was shocked, and asked: "You don't really think so, right, believing in Taoism is a thing." But it's another thing to have a disease or not, this is obviously a disease, and it's the most common athlete's foot, haven't you seen anyone else get it?.
Wei Chigong's face sank, and he said very unhappily: "Whether others have athlete's foot or not, what does it matter to me, who dares to take off their shoes in front of me." I have to give the fairy feet down. Peace child, you are good at everything, but you don't believe, this is very bad, it is difficult to live forever, it is difficult to live forever
Wang Ping'an was taken aback, he knew that Wei Chi Gong was superstitious about Taoism, and even wanted to become a monk, but he didn't expect to be superstitious to this extent! He hurriedly said: "I said Immortal Chief, you haven't taken the elixir or anything, right?" You can't eat that stuff indiscriminately. Poisonous, the more red and beautiful the color, the more toxic it is."
Wei Chigong was furious, although he liked Wang Ping'an, but he believed in Taoism more, and he must not have a suspicious attitude towards Ya Kezan! The tattoo situation became more and more serious as he became older. In his later years, he once dreamed of ascending to heaven and becoming an immortal, not only did he do a lot of alchemy, take mica powder, but also locked himself at home, and he didn't go out for sixteen years!
In the early Tang Dynasty. Or in ancient times, powerful people were superstitious and dreamed of immortality, that was the norm, they didn't believe in anything, it was the abnormal state, alchemy and taking medicine were not the case of Qin Shi Huang, and Wei Chigong was also one of them!
Yu Chigong shouted: Thug child, don't talk nonsense, otherwise Daojun will blame, and he will let you do this! As he spoke, he pointed to his feet.
Wang Ping'an sighed, if he said so, then he would be alone, and he couldn't say anything! He said: "The immortal elder is old, and his body is not as good as before, so it is very likely that he will be punished by the Dao Monarch."
Wei Chigong snorted: "It's almost the same thing to say, don't talk nonsense in the future, otherwise Dao Ye won't like you."
"Good. If you don't let me say it, then I won't say it." Wang Ping'an said again: "I'll show the immortal chief and check if the Daojun has sent down other punishments, so that you don't know." When your heart is not sincere, you will suffer some more sin! ”
Stretched out his hand to give Yu Chigong the pulse, looked at the tongue coating again, and said: "The tongue is red and yellow, but the pulse has not changed much,"
Without waiting for him to finish speaking, Wei Chigong said: "Of course there will be no change, Dao Ye Xian Dan takes a lot, how can he get sick."
Wang Ping'an laughed dryly, pointed to his feet and said, "There are erosions between the toes and the soles of the feet, and they are very itchy. This is cold and damp soaking, ravaging the skin guard, causing the skin to be neither glorious nor bloody, but also ravaged by cold and damp, which is a typical symptom of cold and damp athlete's foot. If you want to treat, when the cold is dispersed, the dampness is removed, and the itching is relieved
Wei Chigong interrupted him and said, "Stop." Stop, don't say it again, Dao Ye doesn't like to hear it! By the way, you've worked hard for you all this time, and you haven't been home, so hurry up and go home, and come to see me tomorrow, and don't look at my feet."
Wang Pingai frowned, what did you say, how did you get older and more like a naughty child, and you actually got a child's temper, and even drove me home!
He said: "Even if Daojun wants to punish you, you can also use medicine, why bother to be tough?" I'm telling you, you can be cured of this disease by using a rooster's crow,"
Wei Chigong withdrew his feet, put them in his shoes, and waved his hand: "Come back tomorrow, come back tomorrow, Dao Ye is going to meditate, I don't have time to listen to your ramblings."
Wang Ping'an had no choice but to say: "Then I'll come back tomorrow, let me tell you, even the old fairy Sun Simiao has mentioned your illness, if you don't believe me, you can't believe him!" ”
Hearing Sun Simiao, Wei Chigong was stunned, Sun Simiao is not only the first doctor in the Tang Dynasty, but also a world-famous Taoist, known as Sun Zhenren, if he mentioned this disease, then it would be nothing!
But Wang Ping'an turned around and left, anyway, this sick lieutenant Chi Gong has been going to be for several years, even if he wants to be treated, he is not in a hurry. Hang his appetite and make him look anxious!
Seeing that he was walking very fast, Wei Chigong smiled and said, "This little loach is actually selling the pass of the Taoist master!" He lowered his head and looked at his feet again.
Wang Ping'an walked out of the study, came to the front yard, and saw that the main hall was still noisy, so he went in and said hello to Niu Zhenghong, saying that he was going home and coming back tomorrow, Niu Zhenghong naturally agreed.
When I went out of the gate, I saw three people standing at the door, Hamiti put his hands behind his back, pretending to be looking at the scenery, but Zhao Bi and Lu Xiuzhi greeted them with smiles!
Knowing that these two guys were close to each other, Wang Ping'an was not in the mood to play with hypocrisy, he said: "Two brothers." Let me ask you, do you believe in Buddhism or do you believe in Taoism?
Zhao Bi and Lu Xiuzhi glanced at each other and said in unison: "I believe in Buddhism, but we are not vegetarians."
Wang Ping'an thought to himself: "Who asked you if you are vegetarian!" He asked, "If you are not sincere in your intentions when you recite the Buddha, then the Buddha blames you and makes you sick, and you are not cured?"
Zhao Bi thought for a while and said: "This can't be regarded as a disease, it should be regarded as a punishment, it can't be cured, but you can only chant the Buddha more sincerely, so that you can get the Buddha's forgiveness and take back the punishment."
Lu Xiuzhi said: Thugs are not the same as usual. If you are not sincere, you can't take medicine, you have to eat incense burner ashes. Mix it with water to drink! ”
Wang Ping'an was stunned, suddenly sighed, and said in his heart: "I don't understand, maybe I and most people in this era can't understand!" Ignoring the two of them, he walked straight away.
Lu Xiuzhi said strangely: "Brother Wang Xian, what's wrong, it seems to be a little unrelenting!" ”
Zhao Bi said angrily: "It's not all because you said the wrong thing, what to drink with water, it should be mixed with lamp oil and incense burner ashes, and then rinse your mouth with water!" ”
Seeing that Wang Ping'an had gotten rid of the two, Hamiti walked over. He said in a low voice: "Do you have time, little doctor of peace?"
"I'm about to go home, Wang Ping'an said.
Hamiti's face was not very good, and said: "There are catties, things, I can't talk about it when there are a lot of people, finally let's get along alone, I have to talk to you, why don't we go to my house and have two drinks?" ”
Wang Ping'an shook his head and said: "I'm in a hurry to go home, if you have anything to say, you can say it, between us, why bother to see each other."
Hamiti looked left and right, and when he saw that no one was coming, he stretched out his hand and pointed to his chest, and said, "The one in my house, something is wrong here!" ,