Chapter 36: Hu Hansan
Chapter 36
"Yo yo yo! Isn't this our big housekeeper? Why haven't I seen you for a year? Hu Hansan grinned and kept looking at the old bell from head to toe, and said with a smile: "But today the sun is coming out in the west to bring your big Buddha, what's the matter, do you want to buy a mother-in-law to go back to warm the bed?" What you said, I just don't know if you can do that old job! “
Saying that, he glanced at the old shoes on the old Zhong's feet with contempt, and sneered: "Seeing that you don't have a lot of money in your hand now, you can also take a look at the high-end goods, otherwise, you call me Hu Ye today, and I am happy to call it, how about giving you one for nothing today?" ”
Who is Old Bell?
Zhang's big housekeeper! Even when he accompanied Zhang Yi to Lingnan in exile, he didn't suffer this kind of anger!
At first, Lao Zhong thought that Hu Hansan was joking, but the more he listened to it, the more it came out, and in the end, this Hu Hansan actually rushed to be his master, how did Lao Zhong stand it?
"You... You...."Old Zhong pointed at Hu Han and was speechless. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
"What's wrong with me? Hehe! Hu Hansan walked over to Lao Zhong again, and continued to sarcastically say: "We are all old acquaintances, you see that I am good to you, just call Hu Ye, and the old woman over there who has a good ass will belong to you!" ”
"Whew! Hu Hansan, the old man thinks of the old love to take care of your business, and you humiliate the old man like this? After being angry, Lao Zhong was not angry, this kind of person has not been seen before, when Zhang's house was broken, there were still fewer servants in the house who slapped horses in the wind in the past? As for Hu Hansan, there is just one more such person.
"What's wrong with humiliating you? Calling you a bell housekeeper is to tease you, don't think that you are still the housekeeper who led the prince at the beginning, you are now an old dog in the eyes of Hu Ye! ”
Hu Hansan's voice was very loud, and in an instant, there were many people around him who were watching the excitement.
This person loves to see the lively problem, he is so magical, obviously it is none of his business, as long as it is novel, he often likes to drill in, and Hu Hansan also talked more and more energetically, with a proud face, he kept explaining how the old bell was in the crowd at the beginning, until when he said that Zhang Yi was exiled to Lingnan, a young man who seemed to be smiling appeared in front of him.
Before Hu Hansan could continue, he saw that the young man stretched out his hand and slapped a big mouth on Hu Hansan's fat face.
"Smack!"
A crisp voice suddenly sounded in the crowd, and the crowd that was still noisy just now became silent in an instant.
Someone actually dared to beat Hu Hansan?
Everyone was stunned by this sudden slap!
Hu Hansan was also stunned in his mind, and the hot pain on his face made him immediately angry, and the fist in his hand was about to hit Zhang Yi in front of the door as soon as he squeezed it.
"You try it, do you believe it or not, I let your family go to the vegetable market to play?" Zhang Yi didn't have the consciousness of beating people, but the movements in his hand did not stop at all as soon as he spoke, and he grabbed the driver's whip and whipped it towards Hu Hansan's head.
Only then did Lao Zhong squint his eyes and smile at Hu Hansan and said, "What's the matter, Hu Ye also has a day when he was beaten?" ”
It's okay if he doesn't speak, just this sentence immediately inflicted the anger in Hu Hansan's heart, just now he was just defenseless, even if he was whipped by a horsewhip, it was just a distraction and a sneak attack, of course, he was also frightened by Zhang Yi's words. He believes that as long as he punches over, the little Wang Ba in front of him will not be beaten all over the ground by his own punch?
However, the imagination is beautiful, and when he saw the five-grade official robe on Zhang Yi's body, the whole person began to tremble.
As a businessman who is the largest businessman in the West Market, his eyesight is not vicious, and he instantly knows that the young man in front of him is not something he can afford to provoke, not only that, but the age of this young man is only about fourteen or fifteen years old, such a young official? No way!
Although it is also a legend that Ganluo became the prime minister at the age of twelve, he has never heard of such a young official in the entire Tang Dynasty. Even if he thinks about it with his toes, he can think that the person in front of him must be the queen of Xungui, otherwise why can people say so domineering?
There was no need for Zhang Yi to make a move, Hu Hansan immediately knelt down, raised two slaps and slapped them in the face, which was simply a slap to the flesh!
"Smack! Syllable! Syllable! .....”
Don't dare to stop at all!
Before half a pillar of incense work, the whole fat face was bigger, and it immediately caused the surrounding crowd to laugh!
Looking at Hu Hansan, who didn't dare to stop, Zhang Yi smiled with satisfaction: "Don't say that I bullied you, just the crime of insulting a dignified son just now is enough for you to go to Lingnan to fish for the rest of your life, don't want to go back to Chang'an, now you don't smoke your mouth, go directly to Chang'an County and others to help you smoke later!" ”
Hearing Zhang Yi say that he had insulted a national son, Hu Hansan, his face suddenly turned pale!
Guozi is a serious lord, not to mention that he is a businessman, even the officials behind him can't afford to offend! Don't look at the aristocrats in Chang'an as many as dogs, and the nobles are all over the place, it is only for people like Suzaku Street or some high-end restaurants. Ordinary nobles basically don't come to a crowded place like the West Market, because as soon as they open their mouths, there are countless people in their hands vying to help them do it, so the most people who come here are those butlers, domestic servants or commoners.
But today, the other party actually said that he insulted a countryman, no matter whether he scolded or not, he could only admit it when he arrived in court.
If you don't admit it, you can't do it, but you're a lord!
"I don't know what to do!" Lao Zhong scolded and walked over and spit out a mouthful of old phlegm on Hu Hansan's face, and said: "See clearly, my young master has come back from Lingnan, and His Majesty has personally sealed Jingyang County!" My old bell is still the bell housekeeper! ”
As the crowd squirmed, a passage soon came out, and several catchers with horizontal knives in their hands came over.
"Presumptuous, dare to beat ..... in broad daylight" One of them was about to start taking someone, when he saw Hu Hansan, who was kneeling on the ground and couldn't stop giving him a look, and he was shocked to find out that Zhang Yi was actually wearing a set of five-grade official uniforms.
This look at the catch quickly immediately panicked, as a fast catch is naturally to ensure the safety of one party, but in order to make the family live better, they often work part-time to protect the safety of local businessmen, the reason why Hu Hansan can be mixed in the West Market naturally has some unclear relationship with them, just heard that Hu Hansan was beaten by someone, they naturally hurried over, of course, if the appearance fee for a while, they believe that it will definitely not be less.
But... But now Hu Hansan has offended such a cow, even if they want to, they can't help!