Chapter 761 Take care of the group of nuns for the emperor

Wu Meiniang listened to Ouyang Li's words, a little worried, and said: "Brother Ouyang, with you coming out for Mei Niang, naturally everything is worry-free, but if you beat up all the nuns in the temple, it will be too difficult to do, and if the host reports to the official, saying that there are gangsters entering the temple to commit murder, I am afraid that it will alarm the government, and things will become very tricky, and there will be more trouble!" ”

Ouyang Li waved his hand and said with a smile: "Aunt Chunhua, you think crookedly, if you want to repair those nuns, do you still need to beat them?" How many people have to shoot together to beat them all down! ”

He paused a little and said proudly: "After following the master for so long, even if you are a fool, you know how to use medicine!" I can't treat people, but I can make people sick, but I am very good at it, and I will go back to the city in a while, take the medicine, and put them into the water, and the nuns of the temple will kill them one by one, and fill the pit to the full, so that they can't even line up! ”

Wu Meiniang sighed and said, "Are you going to give them laxatives?" Under the water tank? I'm responsible for all the water, what if they suspect me? ”

Ouyang Li waved his hand nonchalantly and said, "Even if you suspect it, what does it matter?" Just let them know that you are not to be messed with. It's just that you are asked to carry water and chop wood, and you will repair them like this, and if you dare to torture you again, then there will be more ruthless waiting for them! ”

Wu Meiniang was very worried, but she couldn't think of any good way. Although she is a woman with many ideas and strong means to deal with enemies, now she has no power in the temple, and no one can help her. As the saying goes, it is a cooking without rice, so let her alone pick up the nuns of the whole temple, where can she do it? can only listen to Ouyang Li's idea, although this idea is so bad that it can't be rancid anymore!

Ouyang Li left a few meat buns for Wu Meiniang, then stood up, packed up the food box, and said, "Meiniang, go back, what water is not water, firewood is not firewood, don't pay attention to it." I'll come back in a while, sneak into the temple, if anyone can't wait and find trouble with you, then you don't need her to take medicine to diarrhea, I'll hit her directly until she can't pull it out! ”

So saying, he left the brook and went out of the woods, and went back to the city to get his medicine. Wu Meiniang couldn't, so she had to listen to him, went back to Ganye Temple, and hid in her own room, not daring to meet other nuns.

Ouyang Li ran back to the Gongfu, saw Wang Ping'an, and told him what had happened. Wang Ping'an shook his head and sighed again, this Wu Meiniang is really a troublemaker, but she can't be blamed for this, it's not that she is impatient, but that things are in a hurry, if she hadn't been bumped into by that senior sister, she might have won over the second senior sister at this time and gradually improved her identity!

Wang Ping'an knew very well in his heart that these nuns would be unlucky sooner or later, and once Wu Meiniang gained power, she would definitely not let them go. And if he didn't help them at this time and fix them, maybe Wu Meiniang would blame him.

And at this time, if the nun is not unlucky, she is repaired miserably by Wu Meiniang, maybe she will suffer greater revenge in the future, but now that it is miserable, Wu Meiniang will retaliate less in the future. Think of it as saving the lives of these nuns, although the way to save them is a little more painful.

After dispensing a few doses of laxatives, Wang Ping'an handed them to Ouyang Li and instructed: "Don't put this medicine into the water all at once, the taste of the water will change, you just need to apply the medicine to the pot, the pot is black, it is not easy to see, so it's okay." Also, the next time tonight, the nuns take the medicine, they will have some symptoms, but they will not be too serious, you will go tomorrow and the next time, their symptoms will be obvious! ”

Ouyang Li smiled: "It's still the master who knows how to use medicine, and the subordinates will do it." By the way, what if those nuns suspect Aunt Chunhua's head? ”

Wang Ping'an thought for a while and said, "The pretending was obviously two days later, when I had already gone to Menxia Province to receive the seal and became the prime minister." I talked to the emperor, and I said that I wanted to care about the emperor's former concubines, see if they were doing well in the temple, and go up to greet the emperor on behalf of him, after all, they are all the emperor's former elders. This reason is very normal, and it is humane, the emperor will definitely agree, and when I get to the temple, I will improvise! ”

Ouyang Li turned around and left, went out of the city again, and rushed to Ganye Temple. When he went to Ganye Temple, it was already the second half of the night, and the nuns in the temple had already fallen asleep, Ouyang Li didn't know where Wu Meiniang lived, but seeing that the temple was quiet, it was estimated that nothing happened to Wu Meiniang, and he was not in a hurry to find her, and went straight to the kitchen.

According to Wang Ping'an's method, he divided the laxative into two parts, one was put away for tomorrow's use, and the other was first coated in the pot, afraid that the nuns would brush the pot before eating, so he also wiped some on the spoon and spatula, and put a little bit into the water tank, trying to be foolproof, and then left the temple and returned to the city.

After dawn, the nuns didn't eat breakfast, but no one paid attention to the iron pot, they all went to do morning class, and Wu Meiniang hid outside the temple, anyway, she couldn't finish her work, she couldn't eat, the little nuns couldn't care about her, and the senior sisters all lay on the bed to recuperate, no one cared about her, so she was comfortable. He hid in the creek, took out the meat buns he had left yesterday, and ate them in the stream, and he was quite full and not hungry at all.

Wu Meiniang hid outside the temple, leisurely, but the nuns in the temple were all sinned! After the morning class, they lined up to go to the hut, after which the nuns lit a fire and cooked, and everyone went back to rest after lunch.

But within an hour, there was a long queue in front of the thatched house, except for the host nun and the senior sister who had a toilet in their house, ordinary nuns were lined up outside the thatched house, and even those concubines and nuns who did nothing but cry went out of the yard and lined up with their stomachs covered!

In the team, a little nun said: "I don't know what's wrong today, after eating, I only meditated for a while, and my stomach was gurgling, always thinking about convenience, this is the third time I've come!" ”

Another little nun said, "Have you been three times?" I'm better, this is the second time. ”

Another nun said, "It's my first time." Is it that today's rice was not washed cleanly, and we have a bad stomach? ”

The nuns thought about it and felt that this might be the reason, and everyone had diarrhea together, so it should be that they ate something unclean! No one thought much about it, this kind of thing had never happened in the temple before, and they couldn't imagine that someone had drugged them, causing them to line up outside the hut collectively!

In the ashram. The host Lao Ni stood up from the toilet, turned around and closed the toilet lid, lifted his pants, and said angrily: "I don't know whose turn is to cook today, it must be that the dishes are not cleaned, which makes me diarrhea." In the afternoon, I will definitely investigate, punish the person to fetch water, and make it difficult for the sister to go. ”

As soon as she thought of emptiness, the host Lao Ni became angry again, and she would definitely not be able to pick up hundreds of buckets of water, let alone split a hundred loads of firewood, which means that she had been hungry for two days and had nothing to eat, which was cheap for her, so she didn't have to have diarrhea. But when she thought about it again, being hungry was not much more comfortable than having diarrhea, and she was comfortable in her heart, as long as no one in the temple was more comfortable than her, then it would be fine.

In the small courtyard, the senior sisters in each room were all having diarrhea, they were injured, and they were all lying on the bed to recuperate, but now they had to get up and sit on the toilet, and they couldn't find someone to serve them, because the little nuns all went to the thatched house to line up.

The senior sister thought to herself, "Didn't the rice be washed today, or the vegetables weren't washed?" No wonder today's meal tastes a little weird! I'm injured and have diarrhea, it's really unlucky, just open a small stove and let them cook for me alone. ”

In another room, the second senior sister sat on the toilet, but she was a little scared in her heart, she thought that she had framed the empty hall of witchcraft yesterday, could it be that she really knew witchcraft, and hated herself for suing her yesterday, so she recited a spell and cursed herself to diarrhea?

At dinner in the afternoon, the presiding nun and the senior sisters all asked that they all have to eat a small stove, and the little nun who was in charge of cooking had to cook it for them alone, and they made more, and they themselves borrowed light. In fact, the little nuns who cook also have diarrhea, quite uncomfortable, they washed the rice several times, and the dishes were washed repeatedly, even they thought that the rice and vegetables were not washed in the morning, so that everyone had diarrhea, and they themselves were unlucky.

In the afternoon, we ate fine, and although the symptoms of diarrhea did not improve, they did not worsen. But when it was dark to do the evening class, everyone still didn't hold on, the host nun didn't come, the senior sisters were not there, the little nuns recited the scriptures for a while, and then they all ran to the thatched house to line up, and they didn't even finish the evening class.

Everyone was worried about diarrhea, and their bodies were weak, and they didn't even eat supper at night, and no one paid attention to Wu Meiniang.

After dark, Ouyang Li came again and brought a lot of delicious food to Wu Meiniang, and after Wu Meiniang finished eating, she explained to Ouyang Li which yard she lived in. And Ouyang Li said that he was drugged last night, and the two laughed together, this medicine can make the nuns of the temple bad.

Ouyang Li said with a smile: "This medicine is divided into two doses, and they will be given the next time tonight, and they will be more diligent tomorrow." These stupid nuns only look for reasons from rice and vegetables, and they don't even go to see the pot! ”

Wu Meiniang smiled: "Uncle's idea is really good, if I change it, I will only pay attention to the food, how can I pay attention to the pot!" ”

Ouyang Li said: "They didn't suspect you, did they?" Has anyone ever asked about you? ”

Wu Meiniang shook her head and said, "They can't take care of their own affairs, how can anyone take care of me." Even if someone asked me why I hadn't fainted after being hungry for two days, I said that I met the kind lady of the horse farm and gave me something to eat, and they could really go to the horse farm to check! ”

Ouyang Li said with a smile: "They can't walk anymore, and they still check a fart!" He took out the medicine, let Wu Meiniang look at it, and said, "Meiniang is waiting here, I'll go in and take the medicine, and when I'm gone, it's not too late for you to go in again!" ”

Wu Meiniang nodded and smiled: "Well, Meiniang is waiting for Brother Ouyang to come back." ”

Ouyang Li sneaked into the temple, and then entered the kitchen, and saw that there was no one in the kitchen, it is estimated that the little nuns who were in charge of cooking had diarrhea and went back to lie down early, he came much earlier tonight than last night, logically speaking, there should be someone at this time!

Don't waste time, Ouyang Li is the same as yesterday, he smeared the medicine into the pot again, and on top of a dry cooking utensils, all the medicinal powder was used, there was no waste at all, after doing this, he left and went to see Wu Meiniang again.

Ouyang Li told what had happened, Wu Meiniang naturally laughed non-stop, and the depression she had been suffering for many days was swept away.

Wu Meiniang said: "Brother Ouyang, although the nuns in the temple are not good to Mei Niang now, if they hadn't taken them in, Mei Niang still didn't know what to do, did we overdo it, wouldn't we really eat their stomachs?" ”

Ouyang Li thought to himself: "You didn't say it before you took the medicine, after the medicine, you started to be kind, and this kindness is really too limited." He smiled and said, "Mei Niang is kind, they took you in at the beginning?" I was watching from the rooftop, firstly because you made up the story well, and secondly, hey, it was the possessions that worked. But then again, they're kind of kind of kind to you. Otherwise, in the future, when you leave the Ganye Temple and have a good home, give them more sesame oil money to make them more comfortable, that is. Do you want to repay the kindness, I have received a little kindness and raised them for a lifetime, it's not enough, what do you want? ”

Wu Meiniang nodded and said, "Brother Ouyang is reasonable. It's just ......" She paused, and wanted to ask Li Zhi about it, but she understood that even if she asked, Ouyang Li would not say anything to herself, and the guards around Wang Ping'an had stricter mouths than the other.

She didn't ask Li Zhi, but asked Wang Ping'an, "When will my uncle still come to see Mei Niang?" ”

Ouyang Li thought for a while and said, "The master said, when he receives the seal, he will come immediately, the reason is to greet the former concubine for the emperor." At that time, the nuns in the temple were all pulled down on their stomachs, and the master just took advantage of the topic to play and deter them. That way, you'll be better off and don't have to worry about anything. ”

Wu Meiniang frowned, she couldn't think of how Wang Ping'an would shock Qunni, but it was not good to ask again. After saying a few more words, he put away the meat buns he would eat tomorrow and went back to the temple. Ouyang Li returned to the city.

Another day passed, on the day when Wang Ping'an entered Dongtai and took over the provincial servants, he entered the palace early, first went to meet the emperor, went to the early dynasty, and retreated from the early dynasty, so he went to Dongtai for roll call and met the officials.

After doing these routine things, Wang Ping went to the Ganlu Hall and talked about going to Ganye Temple to visit the concubines and nuns.

When Li Zhi heard this, his face showed a look of unbearability, and he said: "Although those concubines have not been raised, they are palace people who have served their father after all, and they must be raised in the palace according to my wishes, and the palace is so big, are you still worried that there is no place to place them." But the uncle said that his father had said before that he wanted to let them become monks, so he could only let them become nuns! ”

Wang Ping'an nodded and said: "The emperor pities them, the minister knows, so the minister thinks, it is better to go up for the emperor to see them, care and condolence, it is estimated that they are not having a good time in the Ganye Temple at this time, may not be very adaptable, the emperor should show concern at this time, it is not appropriate for you to go, the minister will be nothing, and you can also earn a good name for the emperor, let the people say that you miss the old!" ”

Li Zhi hummed and said, "Yes, it's just right for you to take good care of them for me." He blinked his eyes, but thought in his heart: "My father's former concubines, it is inappropriate for me to care, but it is a bit of that to care without illness...... Forget it, they have all become nuns, just let no disease care, it's no big deal! ”