His stupid and funny appearance caused Liu Xingmei to cover her mouth and laugh. With shyness and charm, it is really amorous and moving. No matter how beautiful a beauty is, if she is not shy, she will lack the connotation of beauty!

Jiao Heng also smiled, and his smile was a little ambiguous.

In Zhu Le's eyes, his smile is even more ugly than crying, like a mockery of schadenfreude, and there is a suspicion of ten steps of laughter and a hundred steps, not as good as Liu Xingmei's smile is so bright and beautiful, intriguing. So, he couldn't help but feel unhappy in his heart, so he wanted to retaliate and said: "You are not a local, there are some things we say here that you don't understand, don't you want to ask her what she meant by what she said about you just now?" ”

"I really don't understand what she just said!" Jiao Heng turned his head to look at Zhu Le, as if he was asking for his explanation, but he secretly hated in his heart that Zhu Le was really not a thing, this was a duck for him. Zhu Le's intention to carry pots and cans, he could only pretend to be confused.

Zhu Le spit two mouthfuls of phlegm on the ground, cleared his throat, and said with great interest: "She is complimenting you, saying that you live as long as the king eight turtles, the thousand-year-old king eighty-thousand-year-old turtle." In addition, she also calculated a hexagram for you, saying that you will not live long if you live on the shore, and it is better to go back to the river, this time you understand, right? ”

When he said this, he didn't mean to add oil and vinegar or stir the wind and light the fire.

I saw that Jiao Heng was stunned, but he didn't think it was a taste, as if he didn't understand. In fact, he knew this scolding him very well, and he could only understand it as a compliment unless he was a fool. He scratched his ears and cheeks, and continued to pretend to be confused, just to hide his anger at being bullied. Because in this case, he is not good at seizures, and can only be dumb and eat coptis - there is a hard mouth! It's like a dumb man being given to the day by a donkey!

At this time, he will think of "how dare people not bow their heads under the low eaves", after all, they are not native people in this acre and three points of land!

His face was full of shame, glanced at Liu Xingmei, and said: "As the saying goes, 'anger doesn't hit the face', I'm here to visit the patient, it's a good intention, you just have an opinion on me, shouldn't you scold me?" ”

Liu Xingmei said indifferently: "I scolded you and wasted my spitting star son, don't be unhappy." To tell the truth, I am sounding the alarm for you, and I advise you not to do anything wrong here, you gamble and take the lead, and your wife uses her body to breed, which will make other people's families disharmonious. You are desperate to come here, can take you in, send people under the fence, you should have a grateful heart, now everywhere is a war and chaos, peace is needed in the village, you do this, as if you have become a black sheep, do not want to think, do some immoral, unsightly things, will there be peace? If you open a casino or a brothel, you should go to the city, and you are not suitable here. If you continue to mess around, you will not have good fruit to eat in the future, and you may die without a place to be buried! If you have shame and self-esteem, you should have self-knowledge, cultivate wasteland, be self-reliant, don't do indiscriminate things, and let others poke your backbone in the back. I am sincerely advising you, don't be loyal, lest you regret it when the time comes. ”

At this time, Jiao Heng felt that he was disgraced, but he didn't expect to be scolded by a little woman like a flower, and he couldn't help but be a little annoyed and angry, so he said with an angry face: "My life motto is: as long as you live chicly, you are not afraid of a thousand cuts." ”

Liu Xingmei was also annoyed, raised her voice and said, "Say you're fat and gasping!" Good medicine is good for the sick, and good advice is good for the ear and good for the action, it seems that I am a good word and hard to persuade the damned ghost! If you are to listen to the wind, then let's ride a donkey and read the record book - and see, you will not end well! ”

At this time, Zhu Le looked at the east and west courtyards, and said with a slightly embarrassed expression: "Big sister, you are so loud that you have attracted others to listen, and you are embarrassed!" Luckily, it's a daylight, otherwise others would have thought that something had happened to you, you-"

As soon as Liu Xingmei heard this, she turned her head to look at the Meng Ruan family, and sure enough, someone in the courtyard of the two families looked here, but she still couldn't help the anger in her heart, so she scolded angrily:

"Who's your big sister? Get out of here, fuck your grandson, I didn't even use you as a cock-cock! Just like a bear that you don't like dogs, you don't pee according to what kind of virtue you are, quickly find a place where no one is to pee and drown, what's the strength to live, it's just a waste of food, why don't you die for a good person all of a sudden! ”

Looking at Zhu Le again, the little face of the dog's tongue was red like Guan Gong, and the originally shriveled little belly bulged in an instant, as if it was about to compete with a pregnant woman who was four or five months pregnant. The small physique is almost jumping up, if he had the ability of Sun Wukong, he must have fled in the clouds. His lips quivered, and he asked:

"Why are you swearing?"

Liu Xingmei said sarcastically: "Did I curse? I'm scolding a brute, I didn't expect you to be able to understand human speech! ”

"Are you still a woman? Seeing that your brand looks like the four beauties in the painting, why dare you scold anything, you are really uneducated! ”

Liu Xingmei was not ashamed of her disrespectful words, so she said with a smile: "What's wrong with a woman?" Can't a man scold a woman? Women are also people, and you are also raised by women! Your grandmother doesn't hurt the waist things that your uncle doesn't love, you lack liver and lungs, you take out of the house, it's all apricot boiled gourd, learn from the stinky shell mantis to play with and eggs - get out! Let's go back to the turtle nest and squint, don't be embarrassed outside! ”

"You-you-" Zhu Le was so angry that he almost foamed at the mouth.

Jiao Heng on the side was also a toad with a dry belly, and he gave Liu Xingmei's finger sang and scolded Huai Huai with a spoonful of stew, and he couldn't help but mutter: "What a splash-"

Before the word "woman" could be said urgently, I heard Liu Xingmei say: "Splash it!" ”

Then she grabbed the socks on the edge of the basin in her hand, and threw the basin at the two people, and the water formed a silver veil of mist, which shrouded the two roe deer creatures.

Seeing the two people hurriedly dodging, they also seemed to have sharp legs and feet, and took a few steps back, finally dodging the pouring flood. But the mud stirred up by the water splashed on the pants of the two men, and the spots were like hornet's nests.

Zhu Le's clothes are ragged, and it doesn't matter if he gets dirty. As for Jiao Heng, as if he had a habit of cleanliness, he couldn't do it disapprovingly, frowning and hurriedly bending down to pat his pants, but he didn't expect that not only did he not clean it, but it was even more messy. With the flustered wiping, it was natural to retreat, because it didn't grow a hindsight, but it was tripped by a willow root that exposed the soil, and the body leaned back uncontrollably, and fell to the ground on all fours, facing the sky on his back, but the things in his hand did not spread. He didn't exercise the kind of kung fu like carp fighting, but he almost made an eighteen rolls on the spot, got up, and saw Liu Xingmei and Zhu Le smiling forward and backward, looking like "happy". In addition, I also saw that some people in the neighborhood were looking at their foreign appearances, it was Meng Wanpeng and Ruan Qingfang, these two were just watching in the courtyard, but their wives did not witness this wonderful scene with their own eyes, which is really a big pity!

Liu Xingmei originally wanted to splash the water out, but she had already lifted the basin in her hand and wanted to give it to the head or body of one of the two, but she suddenly thought that although the basin was a copper product, it would not be beautiful if it bumped into a pit.

However, not far from the corner of the village, there was also a person who witnessed this scene, and he was Ma Zhanshan. But he had no way of knowing what was going on, so he could only do his part, guessing!

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