Chapter 502 Cold water is not something that can be drunk at any time

Wang Ping'an's eyes widened, and he shouted: "Who signed up again?" ”

The scholars turned around together and looked at the last scholar who ran in, and then everyone stretched out their hands together, pointed at the scholar, and shouted, "It's him, his name is Li Si, the fourth child of the Li family!" ”

The scholar hurriedly said: "It's not Li Si, it's Li Si!" ”

"Yes, it's this Li Si!" The scholars said in unison.

Wang Ping'an shouted: "Come on, keep the file!" Whoever dares to shout and scream again, all keep a record! ”

The scholars trembled in unison, and no one dared to speak anymore, although it was easy to do the thing of falling into the well, but if the stone fell on their head, it would be boring!

Wang Ping'an tidied up his clothes, put on his shoes, and walked through the middle of the scholars. I felt very comfortable in my heart, thinking that when I was studying in Xuzhou, in Xiantong Academy, the students were also shouting, Qiu Tingxuan only shouted: Record. scared the scholars silently, at that time I only felt that Qiu Tingxuan was very cool, but I didn't think that I could be so cool today, and even cooler, I didn't train students, I directly trained scholars!

The gentlemen respectfully followed him and went to the front yard together.

As soon as he arrived in the front yard, Wang Ping'an saw the old man running over during the day, and shouted with a panicked face: "Master Wang, the student is about to invite you, please hurry up and see my grandson!" "The person who came was Sun Nian.

Wang Ping'an heard a howl coming from a tent, and he strode over, asking as he went, "What's the matter, what happened to your grandson?" ”

Sun Nian said with a crying voice: "I don't know what happened, I just slept until midnight, and suddenly I cried out in pain, and I rolled in pain, and my stomach was hard!" ”

Wang Ping'an said: "Stomach is hard? How can this be, could it be that there is something in the stomach? ”

When he came to the outside of the tent, Wang Ping'an lifted the curtain and looked inside, and saw that the tent was open with bedding, and a young man was screaming on the mattress, and there was one person on each side of him, pressing his arm and pressing his thigh, trying his best not to let him roll again, so as not to worsen his condition.

The light in the tent was insufficient, and he couldn't see the specific situation clearly, so Wang Ping'an said: "Carry him out and carry him to the main hall." With that, he lowered the curtain and stepped aside.

The scholars listened to Wang Enshi's instructions, and everyone was very excited, this is a good opportunity to express themselves, at least they can be familiar with Wang Enshi, and get closer to him, so that the chance of getting care will be greatly increased.

As soon as Wang Ping'an stood aside, he saw more than a dozen scholars, rushed over, and lifted the people inside out in the blink of an eye, and carried out three in one go, and no one was left behind.

Sun Jie shouted: "Wrong, wrong, it's not to carry me, it's to carry my son!" ”

Sun Wu also shouted: "It's to carry my second brother, not to carry me...... Ouch! Seeing that he was not carried up, the soldiers threw him directly to the ground.

Five or six scholars carried Sun Tu and trotted into the main hall and put it on the incense table.

Wang Ping'an also ran in and asked someone to light more candles. He came to the incense case, looked at Sun Tu, and said, "This is an emergency, not an old disease." He said to Sun Nian: "Your grandson usually has any problems with his body, and small problems are counted!" ”

Sun Nian's face was full of sweat, or it was possible that he was in tears, anyway, his face was wet, he said: "No, there is nothing wrong, his body has always been good, and his body is as strong as an ox." The villagers said that he did not look like a scholar, but like an ironworker. ”

As they were talking, Sun Tu's howl on the incense case increased, and his voice was hoarse, rolling on the incense case, almost rolling off the ground!

Wang Ping'an turned his head and waved his hand, shouting: "What are you doing in a daze, hurry up and hold him, don't let him roll, lie flat and spread his limbs!" ”

The scholars hurriedly agreed, rushed up to more than a dozen of them, and pressed Sun Tu firmly on the incense case, so that he could not move even if he wanted to.

Wang Ping'an stepped forward, only touched Sun Tu's wrist, he let go, and said, "It's too messy, the symptoms are quite serious." Ouyang Li, go get my needles, hurry up! ”

Ouyang Li agreed, turned around and was about to run outside the hall, but at this time, the hall was full of people inside and out, and there was not even a place to stay, so if he wanted to squeeze out, he would have to work hard. In a fit of rage, Ouyang Li stomped his feet up, stepped on the heads of the scholars and jumped out of the hall, flew up to the room, and rushed to the backyard from the house!

Sun Tu's body couldn't move, his howling voice was weakened, he kept vomiting, and his mouth was full of thin yellow things!

Wang Ping'an stepped forward again, touched Sun Tu's belly with his hand, and found that the middle navel part was hard, as hard as a wooden board, and then touched it down until the lower abdomen, lifted his clothes, pressed it carefully, and found that the hard part of the board was from the middle navel to the edge of the hair!

Wang Ping'an was taken aback and said, "Why is such a large area so hard?" What did he eat and what did he do tonight? Caring about being dirty, he took out a handkerchief, wiped the corners of Sun Tu's mouth, pinched his cheeks, pinched his mouth wide, and went to see the tongue coating.

As soon as Sun Tu was pinched in the face, he kept twisting his neck, it seemed to be very uncomfortable, his throat kept surging, and it looked like he was going to vomit again.

Wang Ping'an said: "The tongue is full of white. Let go of Sun Tu's mouth, no longer grab his hand number pulse, but directly press it on his neck, and after a while, he said again: "The pulse is subdued, this is a very serious disease!" ”

As he spoke, he touched Sun Tu's belly with his hand and asked, "Do you want to urinate, but you can't come out?" ”

Sun Tu screamed twice in his mouth, nodded vigorously, and signaled that this was indeed the case.

Wang Ping'an stretched out his hand and stroked around on him, and said, "You are hot and sweatless." Well, your limbs hurt, right, what's the pain? ”

Sun Tu was panting and couldn't speak, just kept shaking his head and retching.

Wang Ping'an said: "Your hands and feet are very painful, is it the kind of pain that is tight? If yes, it's called, if it's not, it's called! ”

Sun Tu screamed, but he also screamed just now, so it was really impossible to tell whether his answer was yes or no.

Seeing this, the scholars in the temple hurriedly wanted to recruit a child, how could they make this person answer clearly?

I heard Wang Ping'an say again: "Listen, if it is this time, you will be, no!" ”

Sun Tu was not conscious, and after listening to the words, he got up again and again!

The hall was slammed to the ground, and the scholars praised it, Wang Enshi was wise, the first one, the last one, but he didn't ask about the pain! We are all thinking about it, and no one has come up with it yet, so you can ask the question clearly, Wang Enshi is really my generation...... Predecessor model also!

Sun Nian and Sun Jieye hurriedly said: "Master Wang, can his illness be saved?" ”

Wang Ping'an took a step back, his face was ugly, pointed to Sun Tu on the incense case, and said: "Judging from his symptoms, it is typhoid fever, and this disease mostly comes from color. What's the matter, your family of four, all men, and all living in a tent, how could he get such an emergency, you four...... Bastard! ”

The same disease can have different symptoms, and one symptom may not necessarily be the same disease. Gender, physique, hidden diseases, etc., will affect the symptoms!

But after Wang Ping'an examined Sun Tu, he could conclude that Sun Tu's terrifying emergency was typhoid fever, and Sun Tu's current symptoms could be confirmed to be caused by sex and men.

But Sun Tu and his brother, father and grandfather lived in a tent and slept at night...... Who knows that they do something else without sleeping, and that causes this disease, is it not to arouse suspicion!

The scholars roared in unison, and they all stepped back, as far away as possible from the Sun family's grandfathers.

Someone shouted: "It's immoral, it's a big insult!" ”

Some people shouted, "Hey, are you sure you're blood relatives?" ”

And some of the scholars laughed. Okay, with this coming out, the four of them want to participate in the scientific examination, and there are four fewer competitors!

In ancient times, it can be said that there have been good masculine things in all dynasties, and even close-ups in history books, such as Longyang, broken sleeves and so on. But whether it's a child prostitute or a person of about the same age, it doesn't matter if you like to be a man among men, or if you want to be a woman among men, there is no good joke about this, and even in some dynasties, it is considered a noble act to be a bad woman, and no one will laugh at it.

Wang Ping'an has always thought that this is someone else's private matter, he never asks, the scholars talk about it on the surface, and they can't investigate what everyone is doing in private. However, there is one thing that is intolerable, that is, between relatives, grandchildren, fathers and sons, and brothers, which is unacceptable!

Seeing that everyone's expressions had changed greatly, Sun Nian shouted: "Master Wang, don't misunderstand, it's not what you think!" He was deeply afraid that Wang Ping'an and the scholars would misunderstand, and if it spread, he would not be able to be a man in the future. He stomped his feet at his son and said, "Look at the evil animals you raised, you have done such a thing, why don't you quickly explain it to Master Wang!" ”

Sun Jie is also anxious, it's none of my business, he can't beat or scold since he was a child, it's not all you who are used to it, but now you blame me! He shouted at Sun Wu: "Bastard thing, you will only be in a daze on the sidelines, why don't you quickly tell what this evil beast has done and explain it to Wang Enshi!" ”

Sun Wu shouted in his heart that he was wronged, and it wasn't me who caused the incident, how could it be blamed on me, and he still had to say it in front of so many people, isn't it enough to be ashamed...... Ah, if you don't explain it clearly now, you'll be embarrassed even more, and we'll all be involved!

Sun Wu stiffened his head and said: "If you go back to Wang Enshi, my brother came to Beijing to take the exam this time, and he brought his daughter-in-law here." We came here to set up a tent, and his daughter-in-law stayed in the inn. Tonight he could not bear the loneliness, so he went back to his daughter-in-law, and that was the case when he returned! ”

The scholars pouted together, fell mercilessly, and said: "What a big deal to go to Beijing to catch the exam, to take your daughter-in-law to Beijing, it's too unproductive, and it's too lustful!" ”

Wang Ping'an didn't make a comment, but just sighed and said, "So that's the case, he must have drunk cold water." ”

Sun Wu hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, he did drink cold water, and when he came out of the inn, the shopkeeper was not there, so he took the empty bowl and went to the kitchen to scoop the water in the tank to drink." ”

Wang Ping'an said: "Character is good." As he spoke, he listened to the screams of the scholars and cried out in pain. He looked back and saw that it was Ouyang Li who took the needle and stepped on the person's head and came back!