Chapter Ninety-Nine: What I Said?
That night, the two of them who had put down a matter of their hearts finally let Jiuxing command their minds once. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Xiang Ji's limit of alcohol consumption still hadn't been explored after all, and before he got drunk, Yu Zhou only remembered that he danced with a halberd to the moon, and there was a long howl like a ghost crying wolf that resounded in the sky......
Zhuge Guanren's method is still very effective, in Yu Zhou's opinion, Xiang Ji's straightforward temperament is too lazy to disguise himself, as long as he is sure that this guy is not a violent maniac after getting drunk, the girl can ...... That's it...... Damn, it's still good to think about it.
What satisfied him the most was that he accidentally learned a piece of news tonight, that is, Fan Zeng was opposed to this family business, and even had a bit of a strict prohibition, which made him even more relieved.
That's right, in the opinion of the utilitarian old man, since he has already paid for a Xiang Ran, there is no need to reuse political resources, and the family affairs of the Xiang family can be used to make another arrangement.
It's good that Xiaomei's emotions aren't calculated......
While thinking, Yu Zhou fell into a deep sleep.
Maybe it's because he hasn't been drunk for a long time, or maybe it's because the mixed wine is too strong, and when he woke up the next day, Yu Zhou felt like his head was about to explode.
Holding his forehead and sitting up, with a "coo", something fell from him, and when he looked at it, it turned out to be a basin, muttering "I said why I can't breathe", while preparing to get up and wash.
Shaking his head, he suddenly felt that something was wrong, not to mention this unfamiliar environment, what was pressing down on his legs?
Take a look, good guys! Xiang Jimao's coaxing head was clicking, why did he still have the habit of sleeping with a halberd? More than 130 pounds is not too heavy? Crush Lao Tzu!
The numbness in his legs made him unable to use his strength, Yu Zhou twitched twice and didn't pull it out, so he had to slap his cheek and shout: "Brother Yu, wake up." ”
I don't know if it's because I drank too much wine or for some other reason, Xiang Ji rarely had no defense, and he slept so hard that he refused to wake up, Yu Zhou couldn't do anything, raised his voice and shouted again: "It's assembled!" ”
At this moment, Xiang Ji's eyes suddenly opened and began to wear armor, what was going on around him yet, the shin armor had been put on, and when he took the cloak again, he reacted that something was wrong, turned his head and glanced at Yu Zhou, and his whole body was loose and collapsed again, and he said with a long sigh of relief: "It turned out to be the sub-period, don't make trouble, I have a headache ...... hard."
"I said Brother Yu, why are you still holding the war halberd when you sleep, aren't you panicked?"
Xiang Ji half-closed his eyes, threw away the halberd casually, and said vaguely: "I've never had this habit before, isn't it drinking too much, don't talk about me, I can't forget the way you sang and danced last night......
Thinking of the pot in his arms earlier, Yu Zhou's eyes widened: "What did you say?" I sang and danced last night? ”
Xiang Ji put the back of his hand on his forehead, and his eyes were closed: "Yes, I didn't say anything about the name of the song when I asked you, that tune is quite good......
It is...... I want to think about it...... Oh yes.
The great river flows eastward, and the stars in the sky participate in the Beidou......"
Hearing Xiang Ji sing this song, Yu Zhou's white hair and sweat came out, damn! The reason why I don't dare to drink indiscriminately is here, and I still lose my temper by preventing it!
He sings so well, how many times have he heard himself sing it? What did you do last night besides singing?
Maybe it was because of the pride in the song, Xiang Ji didn't sleep anymore, sat up and sang while returning to his soul, and after a while, he couldn't feel addicted, and he dragged the basin and hit it casually.
Not to mention, compared to the melodious and tactful Jiangnan ancient music, the straightforward pride was interpreted by his rough voice, and Yu Zhou was stunned one by one.
Iniquity...... What did you teach the Overlord of Western Chu...... If this song can be passed down for another 2,000 years, maybe future generations will not feel that there is anything wrong, but for those who have done a shuttle, it is too disobedient.
Drunken mistakes!
"Brother Yu, Brother Yu, don't sing it yet, did I do anything else besides singing this song last night?"
Xing Zhenggao was interrupted, Xiang Ji was a little dissatisfied, holding his head to recall, he said, "I can't remember it either...... But don't worry, I still remember the three chapters of the covenant last night, for the sake of the words between you and me, no one knows, the guards have already been sent away, and no one knows what we are doing! ”
Yu Zhouxin said thank you, now you don't have to worry about ruining your image, and you don't have to worry about saying more things that shouldn't be said......
Before he could put this thought down, he heard a burst of singing from outside the tent, exactly the same as what Xiang Ji sang, and the shrill voice could imagine what a little face was like - it was the little goddess!
Isn't this a barracks? How do bear children come and go freely?
Ignoring Xiang Zhi, Yu Zhou flew out with an arrow, grabbed her back collar, let the little short legs kick back and forth, and immediately asked, "Were you there last night?" Tell me what you've heard. ”
Xu Cheng kicked twice and was completely useless, stopped struggling, and replied with a pout: "Hmph, I've heard a lot, if you don't let go of me, I won't tell you." ”
Yu Zhou smiled like something: "Little girl, do you know what kind of meat you ate a few days ago?" ”
"Of course I know, Brother Long said that it was a dragon, what else could it be?"
"Do you know what Dragon's favorite food is? I like to eat squinting and disobedient children. ”
Xu Cheng pouted: "It's okay for you to deceive other children, lie to me?" I didn't believe it after I was three years old. ”
Despised by others, Yu Zhou wondered what kind of tutor could get used to this kind of bear child, and suddenly slapped his head: I'm stupid, this is obviously Old Man Wei's style!
Thinking of this, he believed that this precocious little guy would not go out and say anything, so he casually gave a word of advice, and was ready to go home.
However, children are a little crazy, and Xu Cheng's lack of contact with outsiders is even more so, when Yu Zhou was carrying her just now, she also put on a posture that you have to beg me fiercely to say, and now the senior brother is not interested in asking, but the little girl is anxious: "Hey, let me tell you to play with me for a while, okay?" ”
Yu walked towards Xiang Ji's account and said: "I'm not interested, there are still a lot of things to do when the expedition is imminent, Xiang Ji, you can play with him." ”
Xu Cheng pouted: "Xiang Ji is like a child, I have a generation gap with him." ”
Yu Zhou thought about when this word was taught to her, and said, "You are not that old, I still have a generation gap with you." Well, let's play by ourselves. ”
After finishing speaking, he went back to the place where he slept all night last night, put away his hair bun and packed up his belongings, and when he came out, he didn't expect the little girl to be there, and after looking at it for a while, Xu Cheng spoke: "That song...... I learned it from listening to Brother Xiang just now, and I don't know a word of what you said last night. ”
The unforgettable little goddess is still very credible when she says this, Yu Zhou doesn't care what the facts are, after listening to it, she rubbed her head, squatted down and said, "Thank you, it's the most polite to forget about other people's gaffes." ”
Standing up, Yu Zhou walked towards his residence, behind him, the little goddess didn't ask for anything more, but waited for people to walk far, far away, she muttered: "What does sister control mean?" Can a man really fly to the moon? ”
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Back at his military tent, Yu Zhou didn't wake up the two girls, hurriedly freshened up, and tied sandbags to his hands and feet to prepare for a few morning runs.
When he arrived at the school grounds, the sergeants had already started to practice, and by the freshness of the morning air, he began to run after doing a few chest expansions.
The hangover alcohol accumulated in his body, and his limbs were a little fluttering, and after running for a while, he felt like his stomach was turning upside down, and he went up and down.
The power of mixed wine should not be underestimated, and after finding a corner, Yu Zhou bent over and vomited repeatedly, vomiting halfway, and the light beating from his back made him feel much better, and wiped the corners of his mouth, only then did he see Long and his chubby face.
"I heard that you stayed in Brother Xiang's tent last night?"
“……”
Bastard, can't you speak, why is it so awkward!
Yu Zhou's ugly face was ignored, after all, it was normal for a person who had just vomited wine to have an ugly face, and Long He continued: "Then was it the two of you who cried wolf yesterday?" ”
"You're so much worse than I am when you're drunk."
Long He showed a gossip look, and said in a sly manner: "It is extremely rare to see you drunk, tell me, what kind of happy event or sad event forced it to be like this?" Is it related to Ah Yu? ”
Yu Zhou was stunned, and said in his heart, how can he see it? Is it really dark under the lights, and I'm the last one to know that my little sister has opened the trick?
"What do you say, what is there in Yueyue that is worth worrying about."
Long Ji nodded: "That's a happy event." ”
"Can you be a big man and stop gossiping like this? With this in mind, it is better to think about how to take down your Zhao Lizi. ”
Long He said with a slumped face: "It's because she asked me, I came to confirm, and the chestnut said that you and Brother Xiang sang all night, and it must be for the sake of Ah Yu's love affair that you will be so happy." ”
Aside from the fact that the name "Ah Yu" made him more and more unaccustomed to when calling his little sister, Yu Zhou was slightly shocked in his heart, this Zhao Shan is a little not simple.
Even if a woman is more sensitive to love matters, it is not bad to be able to draw such a firm judgment from the scales and claws.
If her delicate mind is used in military and state affairs, I am afraid that she will not be unknown in the history books, right? Can a dragon subdue such a person?
Also, knowing that after asking her, she will have something in her heart, and she still asks, what is her purpose?
"Let her guess be right, right? Okay, okay, go back, what's there to say. ”
Long Ji's strength came up completely: "Are you serious? ...... between Brother Xiang and Ah Yu Okay, okay, I won't ask, when will they get married? ”
Yu Zhou slapped his forehead: "Where is there such a hurry?" I'll have to wait until Master comes back! ”
"Huh? How long will that take...... It's a pity ......."
"What a pity?"
"It's a pity that I missed a faint ceremony, and I don't know when I will be able to conquer the chestnuts."
Yu Zhou wondered, "What does it matter?" ”
Long and of course: "Didn't you say it, women are the easiest to be emotional when they see others getting married, and it is more convenient to win them by pushing them themselves." ”
Yu Zhou glared, when did I say that? Why don't you remember? How much have I said this kind of bastard before? Why is even the little fat man so unkind?
"Dragon, that ...... Is it really so difficult between you and Zhao Shan? ”
At this point, Long He suddenly became a sad look, sighed and said: "You are right, this woman has other ambitions in her heart, and she will never easily entrust herself, just said this, I just want to see if she will be better to me after first suppressing and then raising." ”
First suppressed and then raised? How to suppress and how to promote? Do you first break apart and crush other people's arrogance, and then apply tenderness?
Among the brothers, Long He is the most open-minded and pure-hearted, but now he can say such an idea, which is not only unexpected, but also makes Yu Zhou know a little about the extent of his bitter love.
But...... It still doesn't seem to be a good way, not to mention how difficult it is to easily break through the heart defense of a person with great ambitions, even if the dragon does it, it will still be a disaster after all, after all, Zhao Shan is much smarter than him, and if he thinks about it, he is a mustard, and if he can't figure it out, it is a hidden worry, and the best way is to let her let go of Zhao Guo's affairs, is this possible?
After thinking about it, there is still something that makes Yu Zhou happy, that is, Long Ji's fanaticism for Zhao Shan has been reduced a little, after all, he still listens to his words and knows that he has taken precautions.
"Long Ji, how did you think of this?"
Long Ji's eyes widened: "Didn't you tell me before!" ”
Yu Zhou also glared: "I've said so much before? I got drunk last night, how do you feel like I have changed my mind today? ”
"Don't say it's useless, you just say that this method can't be done?"
"She's too calm, the method is too rough, it's definitely not going to work, you wait, cross the river, and there will always be a way when we hit Zhao Di!"
"What do you mean......"
"After all, she is a woman, even if we are willing to help Zhao Ren, we will not agree, not to mention that King Zhao's heir is not dead yet, there will always be someone who jumps out, and there will be variables at that time."
Long He suddenly said: "Yes, why didn't I think of it!" ”
Yu Zhou pouted: "I told you this a month earlier, you won't listen to it, so can you still think of it yourself?" ”
Long Ji scratched his head embarrassedly: "Was I like that before?" ”
"Hmmm! Absolutely, it's you who are talking about it! ”
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After running a few laps of practice, it was already three poles in the sun, Yu Zhou just returned to the camp tent, and saw that the little sister was unusually well-behaved and busy, as soon as he stretched out his hand, he knew that he was helping to solve Xiaoyu, and when he turned his head, he knew that he was helping to serve tea, which made him even more panicked.
All this, Xiang Ran watched with a smile on his side, and the smile on his face was very strong.
"Big brother, I heard that you drank with the big guy last night?"
"yes, what's wrong?"
"Nothing, nothing, it's just ...... What did you all talk about? ”
Yu Zhou deliberately kept a straight face, snorted and said, "You won't ask him!" ”
Yu Yue muttered in a low voice: "I asked, but he refused to say ......"
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Unexpectedly, Xiang Ji was so dead-eyed, the three chapters of the law are true, shouldn't the normal logic not include the little sister? He didn't even tell her?
finally knew how he hid this from himself at the beginning, and Yu Yue did it all!
"Hmph, he used his halberd last night, what do you say?"
Yu Yue was taken aback: "Huh? Was that big brother injured? ”
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Ten thousand arrows pierced the same despair as the heart, her biological eldest brother faced Xiang Yu, she actually asked if the overlord of Xichu was injured?
To paraphrase his own lines, who in the world can be hurt?
Before this basin of water was splashed, she learned to turn her elbows outward? No matter how you look at it, the probability of losing yourself is higher, right?
"Of course he was injured, he was slashed on the ass by me with a sword, I was embarrassed to say it when I saw you, next time I will take a closer look at whether Brother Yu is limping when he walks."
Maybe it was Yu Zhou's expression that changed from sad to gloating too fast, unbelievably fast, and the little girl didn't believe it: "No, it must be you bragging." ”
"Yes, yes, yes, I'm bragging, what are you doing here, I used the morning food to practice martial arts quickly, and if you don't advance or retreat, don't put it down if you pick it up!"
How do you know that the martial arts she is usually obsessed with can't distract her, and after squirming for a moment, the girl grabbed her brother's cuffs, shook them back and forth and said, "Big brother ̅, just tell me, what did you talk about last night?"
Yu Zhou couldn't stand this the most, and while pulling his sleeves, he said in a helpless tone: "Okay, okay, let it go!" I was talking about you last night, okay? ”
"Say me? It's true? What did you say? ”
"Say that you are empathetic, and your hands and feet are as gentle as serving tea and pouring water just now."
The girl who has been grinning for many years finally showed a rare shy look, holding two little faces and muttering: "How can I be as good as my eldest brother said?"
Yu Zhou was very serious: "It's so good, so, I can't help it, so I have to tell Brother Yu that I want to keep you in the boudoir for a while longer, and then talk about family affairs in three and five years." ”
"You're ......! Hum! ”
"Hahaha......"
Speaking of this, Xiang Ran, who was a bystander, couldn't hold back any longer, bending over to make fun of the authorities, tears were about to fall.
At this moment, no matter how stupid Yu Xiaomei was, she reacted, hunched her waist and twisted her little feet, threw down the sentence "Ignore you again" and hurriedly ran out of the door, never to be seen again.
"Husband, why are you teasing Sister Ayu?"
Yu Zhou's smiling face inevitably showed a little bitterness, and he frowned and said: "If you want to laugh at her in the future, you won't have such an unscrupulous opportunity, alas!" ”
Xiang Ran got married one step earlier, and when he heard this, he hugged Yu Zhou's waist and abdomen, put his face on his chest and didn't say anything, and he also raised his palm to caress Qingsi and stopped talking.
For a moment, the tent was as quiet as water.