Chapter 69: Roasted Elbow Feeder
Long Fei took a sip of wine, took another chopstick dish and chewed it, the expression on his face was clearly enjoyable, and the anger he had earlier vanished. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
"You're not bad, better than the bastard up ahead." Long Fei said slowly while eating, "That bastard saw that I refused to teach him how to make a crossbow, beat me up, locked me in the house for three days and three nights and didn't give me food and drink, he ate and drank spicy food alone, you said you are not angry!" Later, I was afraid that I would not be able to deal with me if I was really dead, so I was released. ”
"Hmm." Baili Liang responded, "Don't worry, I won't hit you." ”
"Haha...... I'm not afraid if you hit me, it's a big deal to die. ”
"Hmm." I have to admit that the food is very fragrant, the meat and vegetables are appropriate, and the appetite for Baili Leng is great, he didn't drink, a bowl of rice was eaten early, he added a bowl of rice to the old man and put it in front of him, and poured the soup in a dish on it.
Long Fei drank a few glasses of wine and ate, "Can you put it for me?" You kid is careful, it's delicious! Long Fei ate very well, and after eating a bowl, Baili Liang added another bowl to him.
"I understand, Xu Hai must not be able to look hard, so come to the soft one, send your kid to coax me, it's useless! I definitely won't teach you! Long Fei lengthened his voice.
Baili Liang couldn't imagine that the old man's mind was so heavy, so he laughed and continued to eat his own.
After eating, Baili Liang sat with the old man, the sunshine here is good, the green vegetables in the yard are verdant and green, very eye-catching, he doesn't talk to the old man, he turned up the military record of Wan Fugui, looked at a few pages of running accounts, and looked at the crossbow machine diagram.
This picture can be drawn with his eyes closed, plus he participated in the crossbow building of the kings, if he is now allowed to command the manpower, there is a suitable carpenter and blacksmith, he can also build eight or nine without leaving ten.
"Gone?" Long Fei didn't speak for a long time.
"Nope."
"What are you doing?"
"Read a book."
"Are you literate? It's hard to come by. I have a few nice books in my room, you might as well check them out, maybe they will be useful to you. ”
"Great!" Baili Liang was bored, he immediately entered the room and found the books that Long Fei said, namely "Loyalty and Martyrdom", "Four Character Words" and "General Guangji", he took two copies and left "Four Character Words", this book was forced by his father to memorize it with a stick when he was a child, and he could almost memorize it backwards.
"Is it pretty?"
"It's a good book." Baili said with a smile, for him, the Buddhist scriptures are all good-looking, and he can't think of any bad books in this world.
"Wrong, wrong, books are good and bad like people, you don't read much when you see it, forget it, you look at it, ask me if you don't understand."
"Okay." Baili Liang felt funny, he simply flipped through it, and the two books were small stories and reasoning, such books were easier to understand than four-character words.
An hour passed, and Baili Liang couldn't help it.
Long Fei got up to relieve his hands, Baili Liang didn't notice it, Long Fei thought he was gone, and scolded in his mouth, Baili Liang ignored him.
After another half an hour, a copy of "Loyalty and Martyrdom" has been read by Baili Liang, and the story is very exciting, but the truth in it makes him feel very ridiculous.
Long Fei had already gotten up from his chair, and he was standing in the courtyard with strange punches, his movements ugly and awkward.
"Uncle Long, what kind of punch is this?" Baili Liang's legs were already walking without hindrance, and he was squatting on the side.
Long Fei was startled by the sudden voice, "You didn't leave?" Didn't walk and didn't squeak! ”
"The book is so good, I didn't pay attention."
"Done?"
"I've finished reading a book, Loyalty and Martyrdom."
"Got it?"
"I guess I understand."
"Young man, don't ask for understanding, this is not the attitude of reading books. What do you think of the story of a roasted elbow in it? ”
This little story tells that once Luo Xiaogong led the troops to the expedition, the army was defeated, and fled with a retinue called Wuxiao, the two fled for a long time, and when they saw that there was no pursuer, they rested in a cave, Luo Xiaogong was hungry, because he did not bring food, he cut a pile of firewood, and roasted one of his arms on the firewood and cut it off for Luo Xiaogong to eat.
Baili Liang was happy after reading it at the time, this story is obviously full of loopholes: even if you want to feed you with your elbow, you can cut off your hand first, this unharmed person has to wait for his elbow to be cooked before chopping, either he is unharmed and stupid and incurable, or the person who wrote the story is too absurd and nonsense. And roasted elbow feeding, using a feeding word but not a feasting word or other words, so that Baili Liang felt ironic, feeding is generally used to refer to feeding livestock, thinking that Luo Xiaogong can actually eat it, and it is really no different from animals.
"It's very well written." Baili Liang couldn't hold back the puff.
"Where's the good?" Long Fei's face turned pale when he heard the laughter.
"This ......"
"If you don't understand it, you're just a vulgar thing, and you're responsible for the writer's hard work. How festive and righteous is to roast elbows without harm! What a great pain I endured when I roasted it! Throughout the ages, it is really a rare role model. If everyone in the world is loyal to this, how can there be so many chaotic wars! ”
"Does Uncle Long want to be Luo Xiaogong, or is he willing to be harmless?"
"Of course it's Luo Xiaogong, I have to be so loyal, I will spread the word to the world, so that future generations will remember it!"
"It's all Luo Xiaogong, who will do it?" Baili Liang sneered.
"If there is a Ming Jun, I am willing to do it well!"
"If it were Mingjun, he would not have watched his elbow unharmed and not stopped, nor would he have let his country fall into war, let alone be defeated and flee! If he were wise, he would not fall into the unrighteousness of his master, as for the flesh of man. Since he can chop firewood, he must also be able to hunt prey, otherwise he can also satisfy his hunger by picking wild fruits, and the two monarchs and ministers should have horses when they escape, and they can still be hungry if they kill horses! Besides, if you have the strength to escape, you won't starve to death in a while, so don't be in a hurry to roast your elbows. ”
"This ......, what do you stinky boy know! I say a good story is a good story! Long Fei was annoyed, but his arrogance was gone.
"Uncle Long, what kind of punch do you fight, can you teach me?" Baili Liang knew that he couldn't go on and returned to Long Fei's punch, although Long Fei was ugly, but Bai Li Liang saw that it was very routine, Long Fei probably didn't play well because he was blind, or he just learned a look.
"This can teach you, I also learned from a traveling Taoist priest, not mine. This is called flowing water boxing, the Taoist priest said, human affection is like flowing water, and you can't keep it if you can't grasp it, so it's named after it. There are moves drawn by Taoist priests at the back of that four-character book, you can learn it yourself, I also looked at the top and pondered it myself, but after playing for more than ten years, in addition to strong muscles and bones, it is not much use. ”
"Oh?" Baili Liang ran back and took the book "Four Character Words", this book is a manuscript, the first dozens of pages are really drawn with the moves of flowing water fist, and there are fly-headed small annotations below, Baili Liang read a few moves, compared to Long Fei, he covered his mouth and smiled, afraid that Long Fei would hear and be annoyed! Long Fei's movements are simply 108,000 miles different from the picture, and his hands and legs are not standard, not to mention playing for more than ten years, I am afraid that even if he fights for another few decades, it is just to exercise his muscles and bones.