The cockroach was in the g0ng for an afternoon, flying in the sky, swimming in the river, on the ground, all over the place, there were not thousands, there were nearly eight hundred, the tea was drunk more than three pots, and the throat was hoarse, and it was not early to see the sky, so he proposed to go home: "Your Majesty, can the minister return home?" My family Xie is still pregnant with a child, and the Wei Mansion is just me and her, if I don't go back, the minister is not at ease! Let's talk about it tomorrow, okay? ”

His Majesty Li Er is still unsatisfied, some don't want to let Wei Yan go home, there is a lot of meaning to talk at night, or the eldest grandson queen and the concubines, these nV who have been mothers are soft-hearted, and the eldest grandson queen said: "Your Majesty, since Lord Wei said so, it is not too late to continue tomorrow." ”

His Majesty Li Er glared at Wei Yan and said, "Boy who has no interest, never forget your precious lady, go back, go back, I will be upset when I see you like this, and I will summon you to g0ng tomorrow." ”

Wei Yan's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly thanked him: "Thank you, Your Majesty, thank you, the minister will retire first." ”

After saying goodbye, Wei Yan jumped out of the g0ng door and went home. When he got home, he was blocked by the housekeeper at the door before he entered the door, Uncle Cheng hesitated, obviously a little undecided, this was the first time Wei Yan had seen his family's housekeeper like this. He walked over with a smile and asked, "Why is Uncle Cheng here?" Something? ”

Uncle Cheng nodded, shook his head again, and looked hesitant. Wei Yan smiled and asked, "Is it inconvenient to tell me?" Then talk to Mrs. Go, our family, and whoever says it. ”

Uncle Cheng stopped talking again, looking embarrassed. But I couldn't bear it again. Wei Yan understood, and the two of them squatted in the corner together, and Wei Yan said in a low voice: "Uncle Cheng." What you want to say. Is it inconvenient for Mrs. to be embarrassed and inconvenient to talk to Mrs.? ”

Uncle Cheng nodded. Wei Yan smiled: "Is it convenient to talk to me?" ”

Uncle Cheng looked at Wei Yan for a long time, looked at his smiling face, and nodded. Wei Yan said: "Then tell me, what is difficult, say it and everyone will sum it up, and one person will count the shortcomings." Two people are long. ”

Uncle Cheng hesitated again, and Xia Sheng, who was following Wei Yan on the side, couldn't stand it anymore, and protested: "Dad, the young master has told you to speak, why are you still hesitating?" Let's talk about it, the young master has been tired in g0ng for a day, you haven't heard this and your voice is hoarse, let's hurry up and finish it, let the young master go back and rest. ”

Uncle Cheng had something in his heart, and he didn't pay attention to it just now. After his son mentioned this, he gritted his teeth and said, "Okay." Then talk to the young master. Stinky boy. Get out of the way, don't disturb me talking to the young master. ”

Xia Sheng smiled innocently. P ran to the side to stand, looking around, as if consciously acting as a lookout, let Wei Yan sweat for a while, said, just two words, as for Ga0 to look like a spy joint!

Uncle Cheng lowered his voice, whispered to Wei Yan to report the situation, and after finishing speaking, he whispered: "The old slave can see that the lady and the young master are both compassionate people, and there are so many people in the family, everyone says that the young master and the lady are good." Although Mrs. is a little stricter on weekdays, she also has to do it as a last resort in order to manage the family business of the Wei Mansion. Mrs. X is gentle, virtuous and virtuous, and it is important to maintain the young master b to protect herself, so she will be so angry, and the old slave does not dare to tell Madame about this, for fear that she will be angry, but she is afraid that the young master will not be happy to hear it, so ......"

Wei Yan interrupted him and said with a smile: "Young master, am I such a stingy person?" Uncle Cheng, don't worry, I already have a plan, come, come over with my ears, this matter still has to worry about Uncle Cheng. ”

Wei Yan muttered for a while, and Uncle Cheng nodded when he heard it, and said, "The young master is wise." ”

Wei Yan laughed and waved his hand: "It's just normal, I hope Uncle Cheng is optimistic, and Uncle Cheng will be bothered more." ”

Uncle Cheng slammed his mouth: "Young master, rest assured, the old slave will definitely do a good job in this matter." ”

At this point, Uncle Cheng's troubles were perfectly solved, and he left happily and arranged things to go. Wei Yan stood at the door and muttered to himself: "It turns out that Xie has such a good image at home, he is gentle and virtuous!" ”

Shaking his head, go into the house, at this time, you should be able to catch up with the fruit after eating with his family Xie. Since Xie became pregnant, Wei Yan tried to rush back before Xie ate every day, and he had a bad appetite, and if he ate alone, he would be even more unable to eat. Occasionally, I can't rush back, Wei Yan asked Xie to eat first, for the sake of the baby, you can't starve the child.

"I'm back!"

"It's back. Why is your voice hoarse? ”

Xie asked with concern, poured a cup of tea, handed it to Wei Yan, and instructed Brother Zhao to turn over the medicine box, and find some golden throat treasure for Wei Yan to swallow, in other words, in the medicine box, basically these commonly used medicines are available.

Wei Yan picked up the tea, poured it down, slammed, lay down on the kang, and said, "Don't mention it!" Today, I was a CCTV host in g0ng for a day, and I was tired for a day! ”

"CCTV host?! What are you fooling people again? "Xie really knows Wei Yan.

Wei Yan smiled: "I didn't fool, we are kind, we won't be that." I just popularized the knowledge of natural science for them and gave a lecture on the underwater world. ”

"Didn't you get into g0ng to observe the recorded thing? How did you get to the underwater world? It's really foolable. ”

Xie lost his smile, and Wei Yan also laughed, thinking about it, it seemed that it was really like this, his topic changed, and his skills became higher and higher. Xie said with a smile: "I hope Your Majesty and Niangniang will not be fooled by you, and suddenly want to go to Lingnan to see the sea." ”

"It shouldn't be possible, Your Majesty Li Er has a lot of opportunities, now is not b, go to Guangdong, I'm afraid it will take half a year to go back and forth, can His Majesty Li Er leave state affairs for so long? That must not be drowned by Wei Zheng Wei's old man's saliva! ”

Xie smiled helplessly: "Why are you so unkind to see Lord Wei Zheng?" ”

"Sue me for being black, you say, can I see him?" Wei Yan replied crisply.

Xie smiled and shook his head, did not continue the topic, but instead summarized and sorted out the knowledge of natural science that he had learned before, and considered what could be taken out and what could not be taken out. Wei Yan and Xie Ke did not have any great ideals. I don't want to challenge the whole society with the strength of two people, and the things that come out first are all new things that can be proven now. If you can't prove it. So who believes?

Wei Yan was busy entering g0ng to go to Shenkan, pretending to be a CCTV host, hosting the "Man and Nature" and "Animal World" columns. However, the audience, from the original only

The second majesty's family, the minister who expanded to the court, still stayed in Beijing. Everyone, in short, the black pressure is overwhelming, and the Lizheng Hall is filled.

After talking for three days in a row, Wei Yan was able to use the excuse of writing a book, escaped, and wrote a book at home to do his studies. In ancient times, writing a book and publishing a book was a time-consuming and labor-intensive project. Just thinking of having to write so many words by hand, Wei Yan began to faint, like mud. Lying on the bed and refusing to move. When Sinong Temple had something to do, he ran out and walked around. Just hide at home if it's okay. The progress is not much, and I accompany Xie to eat, drink and have fun all day long. So laid back for a few days. Wei Yan was summoned into the g0ng by His Majesty Li Er again.

"I've heard you talk about a lot of things in the past few days, think about it, I want to write it down, with your kid's laziness, I'm afraid it will be protracted, so let's do it, Wei Ziyue, I will send you a new position, Chongwen Pavilion (at this time it should be called Chongxian Pavilion, Chongwen Pavilion was only changed during the reign of Gaozong, but, considering that everyone is more familiar with Chongwen Pavilion B, this book uses Chongwen Pavilion) and Guozijian to give lectures, how about it?"

When His Majesty Li Er said this, Wei Yan's face turned white with fright, and he wanted him to agree, but there was no window, and he said that the door was open. Hurriedly said: "Don't go!" I don't even go to Si! ”

"Why?"

Wei Yan said with a blank eye: "Your Majesty, those professors of the Guozijian are highly respected and have profound qualifications, Your Majesty looks at the face of the minister, please think about it, a young man like the minister, go up to the next station, you say, will someone throw me with rotten persimmons?" ”

His Majesty Li Er's originally tightly stiff face, when he said this, he couldn't help laughing, laughed, and looked at the Lizheng Palace, except for the inner servant and g0ngnV, there was no one else, and couldn't help but stretch out his foot and kick Wei Yan, and scolded with a smile: "Nonsense!" In the Guozi Prison, there are all learned and cultivated young people, how can it be like you said, are they scholars? Pretty much the same scoundrel. ”

Wei Yan smiled and said, "But what I said is also the truth, right?" Your Majesty, standing with those professors, no one will say that I am a professor, but rather a student, or not go, right? Besides, the minister is uneducated, and the entire Datang knows about it, isn't it a shame to go? Don't go! Resolutely not go! ”

"Really?"

"Really not going! Even if Your Majesty beats me with thirty rods, I won't go! ”

Wei Yan made up his mind not to move his nest, but His Majesty Li Er didn't continue to b him, and said with a smile: "Since you don't want to go to Guozijian and Chongwen Pavilion, how about the East G0ng Hongwen Pavilion?" ”

East g0ng?! Isn't that just to face the current East g0ng Third Division all day long, to be able to be the East G0ng Third Division, but they are all old foxes, as far as he knows, a Wei Zheng, a Li Ji old man, these two people can clean him up with a golden glitter and a thousand rui qi when they come out casually, that is a fox nest, or the kind of old fox nest that has been cultivated into JiNg, and they must not go.

"Your Majesty, the minister has a proposal!"

His Majesty Li Er looked at him with a smile: "Say, in order to shirk my delegation to you, what do you want to say?" If I can be convinced, I will promise you to be relieved of your new position. ”

Wei Yan said: "Your Majesty, the minister is not suitable to be a teacher, and the minister should be a teacher, which is a misguided child!" Your Majesty, you see, the minister is a little doctor, he is full of poetry and songs, he doesn't know anything, he knows the scriptures of history, he has learned everything in a mess, and there are even many words he doesn't know. In case, when you read a wrong word or say something wrong in class, you will not say it if you are laughed at by a student, and if a student makes a mistake and passes it on from one generation to the next, isn't that infinitely poisonous? So, please Your Majesty, let's not go, right? Let's continue to be playmates for Your Highnesses, Your Majesty, the ministers feel that playmates are quite competent. ”

Wei Yan looked at His Majesty Li Er, and His Majesty Li Er stared at Wei Yan a few times, and said: "In order not to be a professor, you can really be ruthless and spoil yourself, Wei Yan, should I praise you for your courage?" ”

"Don't dare! Your Majesty has overdone it, and the minister is just bmore honest and telling the truth. ”

His Majesty Li Er glanced at him and sighed: "That's it, you don't want to go, and I don't want to b. Hurry up and write a book, write it, and let others learn to teach. ”

Wei Yan smiled, and hurriedly thanked him: "Thank you, Your Majesty, Your Majesty is wise, Your Majesty is merciful." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, there was a sound of footsteps, and Wei Yan turned his head to look, it was Xiao Zhengtai Li Zhi. Xiao Zhengtai is serious and very well-behaved: "The son of the minister sees his father." ”

"Pheasant slave excuse me, I can help you find Wei Ziyue, you say it yourself."

"Yes, Father."

Wei Yan was confused, and he had a bad premonition in his heart, as if he had fallen into a trap today. Sure enough, Li Zhi saluted him very seriously and said, "The pheasant slave wants to ask Master Wei to be my enlightenment teacher!" ”

Wei Yan almost fell to the ground, pinched himself, tried his best to calm down, and said, "His Royal Highness King Jin, it seems that your enlightenment education has already been done, right?" Well, what kind of adult seems to be your teacher, right? This is a heavy task, and the minister can't do it. ”

Li Zhi's eyes were full of cunning, and he said: "Lord Wei is different from other teachers, the pheasant slave wants to learn nature, biology, arithmetic and other subjects from Lord Wei, please Master Wei to complete it!" ”

Wei Yan's vigilant gaze looked at Li Zhi, and then looked at his father Li Er, who was watching the play with a smile on the side, daring to be affectionate, His Majesty Li Er said so much just now, just to pave the way for Xiao Zhengtai. Ya is the head of a country, Wei Yan rejected people so many times just now, and they were not angry, at this time, if he refuses again, it is really ignorant of elevation.

It's too dangerous, Your Majesty Li Er, gave the spleen X of Wei Yan's guy m0 clearly, and he had already dug the pit and waited for that guy to jump into it by himself. As a result, Ya really consciously jumped down voluntarily, Wei Yan at this time, regretted that his intestines were blue, he would rather go to the Guozijian to be thrown persimmons by others, than to be the teacher of the prince and the emperor, this position is very dangerous.

Wei Yan looked at Li Zhi Xiao Zhengtai, and then at His Majesty Li Er, hesitated for a long time, and asked: "Your Majesty, His Royal Highness the King of Jin, can the minister refuse?" ”