Chapter 16 Drinking and Misconduct, Imps Appear
Not long after I returned to the living room, before my butt was hot, Manager Liang came back with wine and food.
The two of them set up a posture on the table in the living room, and the wind swept through the clouds.
"Master, I toast you. Manager Liang burped, patted his stomach, and looked leisurely, as if nothing had happened here during the day today.
A clink of glasses, I drank it all in one gulp, the cold beer slid down my throat, the mood instantly relaxed a lot, the front altar blessed the canopy ruler, although it took less than an hour in total, but the spirit has been highly tense, now full of wine and food, sleepiness can come, but in this situation, how can I take a nap, I can only fight the spirit, divert attention, and laugh: "Manager Liang, it's almost dark this day." ”
"Master, you are sitting here, what else is there to be afraid of. Manager Liang heard the meaning of my words, and his old face turned red, but immediately changed back to color: "To be honest, I also opened my eyes last time, the first time I saw a ghost, I always heard that there is a haunted where, but this kind of thing, I may not be able to meet the real character once in a lifetime, at most it is a specious thing." The more this kid spoke, the more energetic he became, his eyebrows fluttered, and his face was excited: "Don't say it, knowing that there are still these things in the world, I feel that the whole world is different." ”
I thought to myself, the big girl entered the cave room, it was the first time for you? Who is not the first time.
"Manager Liang, the world is big, as a small individual, we must be in awe, always maintain a state of learning, full is over, false is false, and middle is positive. But you don't have to think too much, you should eat, you should drink. I rambled on two more nonsense words.
"Master, what are you going to do tonight?"
"What's the matter, Manager Liang still wants to observe here?" I know that Manager Liang is very curious at this time, and I want to hear some stories that don't require money.
"Don't dare, I'm a mortal in the flesh, where can I stand this, in case I fill the mess with you again, master, I really can't afford it. As soon as the conversation changed, the kid looked obscene: "I'm just curious about your methods, master, and you can have some stock when you drink and brag in the future." ”
The horse peed down, and the gods couldn't fly steadily. I was dizzy, seeing that Manager Liang was eager to study, and he no longer hid it, he wanted me to brag about it, and I would brag about it.
So, I took out the canopy ruler and shook it in front of his eyes: "Do you recognize, do you know what this thing can do?"
Manager Liang looked confused and shook his head, like a fool.
Seeing his appearance, I was very useful in my heart, and deliberately lowered my voice and said: "This is called Tianpeng Ruler, a first-class magic weapon for fighting ghosts, and when I bought it, it was an ordinary handicraft, but if it came to my hands, it would be different." ”
I flipped my wrist and played a sword flower: "That little ghost is staring at your boss lady, I will use a little means to lure him out with the boss lady's creature, and then use this canopy ruler to educate this little deflated calf well, and the matter can be resolved." ”
"It's that simple?" Manager Liang looked at me who was waving a canopy ruler with his glasses.
I didn't answer for a while, but looked at him, and he felt that his words were missing, and immediately received: "A master is a master, and everything is at your fingertips." ”
The scene was slightly awkward.
"It's almost time, you go out and wait, I'm looking for you for something. ”
When it was almost nine o'clock that night, I remembered that there was still something to take care of, so I urged Manager Liang to go out first.
In fact, if I keep him, firstly, it will strengthen my courage, and secondly, it will allow him to see my methods, and there is no harm in saying that. But we have to walk the conscience occasionally when we go to the rivers and lakes, he is an ordinary person, in case he gets on the road, it will not be easy to do. Besides, I am also the second to enter the palace, I have confidence in my heart, I have a guy in my hand, and it doesn't matter if there is anyone to cheer up, so I made this decision.
Manager Liang went out with the finished garbage, and I dried a bottle of beer before walking back to the small bedroom in a daze.
After stabilizing my mind a little, I took out a piece of yellow paper, on which Wang's name and birth date were written, and then put her strand of hair on it, folded it into a small triangle, and placed it on the incense table.
This set of techniques is to pretend to be angry with people to deceive ghosts, and the little ghost of Yin appears. In fact, it stands to reason that paper people should be used, but nowadays, the craftsmanship of traditional paper-making craftsmen has basically been lost, and ordinary paper people can only make me spend money in vain, so I took a simple method.
Then I turned off all the lights in the house, went back to the small room, found two candles, lit them in the middle of the house, sat cross-legged on the ground, put the canopy ruler on both hands, faced the incense table, looked at the nose, nose, mouth, mouth, and waited quietly for what would happen.
In fact, I overestimated my own practice, and it was only about nine o'clock when I turned off the lights, so I thought that the little deflated calf shouldn't have come over so quickly, and there was no substantial benefit in waiting so early.
As a result, after only a quarter of an hour, I felt a little numb in my feet, and my feet and neck hurt so much that I decided to change sides.
As soon as I pulled my foot out, I subconsciously inhaled in pain, only to hear a baby-like creaking laughter.
The laughter was very ethereal, and it was not in a good position. The hair brush on my whole body stood up with a pull, and I didn't dare to make any movement, and maintained a strange posture stuck there.
"Damn, it's early enough, ** cub is really not sleepy. I cursed in my heart, strengthened my courage, my thoughts flew wildly, I took out my legs again, held the canopy ruler in my right hand, and stood up.
"Evil animal, watch me kill your mother!" As soon as I got together, I burst out this sentence, in fact, it was all subconscious, but at this moment, I had no other way than to push the boat down the river, so my left hand punched on the triangular yellow paper wrapped in Wang's hair.
I slammed everything else on the table because of the force.
But I was greeted by silence, all I could hear was the sound of my heavy breathing and rapid heartbeat, and the child's laughter just now seemed to be just my imagination.
I was pinched into this situation, I really felt a little angry in my heart, I felt a little mentally retarded, I could only be glad that no one was watching, otherwise it would really overturn.
I rearranged the miscellaneous items on the incense table, and sat down cross-legged again, intending to force a breezy appearance. It's just that it's a bit difficult to stop the water at this time.
The toss just now made me dare not meditate anymore, so I naturally opened my eyes and focused on the candlelight on the side, and I was on guard in my heart to get rid of a thief.
"I'm going to hurry," I muttered to myself, and the current situation was even more torturous than the real ghost coming out. It's a pity that this little ghost is probably deliberately teasing me, and everything around me is still so calm, calm and weird.
I don't know how long it took, my bladder began to send an alarm to my brain, and I drank a little too much beer in front of me, which would go to the kidneys, and the hero couldn't stand it.
"Top", I cursed, then got up, turned on the light in the room, and began to walk to the toilet with a feeling of fear.
I didn't take a few steps to get to the toilet, and everything was fine, I took off my pants and stood in front of the toilet, letting out a long breath and planning to regroup.
Just as I was about to release the water, suddenly there was a strange buzzing sound in my ears, and the hair on my whole body rose at once, and then my body stiffened, and I couldn't help jumping to the left freely.
On the left was a dresser, and in the mirror I could see my stiff face, like a pig's liver that had been left out for three days.
The light on the top of the toilet flickered and went out, but instead of being blinded by the sudden change in light, I could clearly see a baby's face slowly emerging from the left back of my head.