Qi Qige said: "I'll talk about one too!"

said that there was an old man who bought a house for his son and went to the site to register for installment payments.

The bank clerk said, "Sir, do you pay quarterly or monthly?"

When the old man heard this, he was angry and said, "I'm not a fucking stepfather, nor a father-in-law, I'm ...... Father"!

So the salesman ticked the application form...... Pay in one lump sum. ”

"Hahaha", everyone laughed.

Toya continued, "I'll talk about one too!"

A group of people in the hospital hallway were waiting for a urine test, each with their own urine sample in their hand.

The nurse called a patient named Wang Shangju and shouted: Wang Shangju! Then all the patients raised the urine sample in their hands a little higher.

He shouted again: Wang Shangju! ..... Then the patients raised the urine sample a little higher......

Also shouted: Wang Shangju!! Then all the patients held the urine sample aloft...

At this time, Wang Shangju realized that the nurse was shouting to himself, so he replied loudly: Yes!

Then all the patients poured urine on their heads.

It turned out that they had misheard it, and they thought it was the nurse who said it. ”

Everyone was amused again.

Saren said, "I'll tell you one too!"

It's still about nurses.

The new nurse sister has poor intravenous drip skills, and the head nurse asked her to give an injection to a sleeping patient, she gave an injection, and it was off, seeing that the patient was not awake, she quietly pulled it out and re-injected, and as a result, she was injected one after another, unconsciously from head to toe...

Just when my sister was sweating and wanted to find another place to get an injection, the patient jumped up and roared and scolded: "Why do you really let me sleep to death? Head to toe! ”

My sister ran away. The next day at work, I was called to the dean's room, and the dean excitedly held the hand of the nurse's sister and said, "Thank you, thank you so much, you are such a cow X, 8 years of vegetative people have been woken up by you!" ”

"Hahaha---" everyone laughed again.

Yang Wenbin said: "I'll also talk about one, which is about interrupting.

The aunt got into the air-conditioned car and threw a dollar.

The driver said, "Two pieces".

The aunt said, "Yes, it's cool."

The driver said, "Two air-conditioned cars!" ”。

The aunt replied: "The air-conditioned car is cool".

The driver said, "Throw two pieces"!

The aunt smiled and said, "It's not cool to be bald, it's cool all over the body", and walked back after speaking.

The driver said, "I'll tell you to put two dollars in the money".

Aunt said: "I think it is cooler with fewer people in the back"

The driver was speechless, and a carload of people laughed! ”

Everyone was laughing happily while listening to the joke, when suddenly, there was a knock on the door outside.

Saren, who was close to the door, opened the door.

I saw two burly men, drunk, and said to them, "Be quiet, why are you so loud?" Silly X. ”

Everyone was laughing happily, and they were disturbed by these two drunks, and they all fell silent at once, and no one answered.

After all, just now, everyone laughed a little loudly, and Yang Wenbin didn't think it was good, so he didn't say anything.

Who knew that the two drunks, when they were about to leave, turned their heads and said again: "Hillbilly!" I don't know where the hillbilly came out of nowhere, talking so loudly, Dasha X. ”

Everyone was scolded, and their hearts were not happy.

A few girls, you look at me, I look at you, no one squeaks, everyone looks at Yang Wenbin.

Yang Wenbin didn't want to cause trouble, but he wasn't afraid of things, he couldn't be bullied by others, so he just forgot it, and he was in front of so many female classmates.

So, Yang Wenbin stepped forward and said, "Who are you talking about?" You say one more thing. ”

The two big men scolded and scolded, and were just about to leave, but when they heard that Yang Wenbin was not convinced, they turned around and scolded again: "What about you, what's the matter." Let's just say what about you, what's the matter? Hillbilly who doesn't know the rules. ”

Yang Wenbin said: "If you say it again, I'll see, do you dare?" ”

"Hillbilly who doesn't know the rules", he repeated.

"If you scold again, I'll fight back!" Yang Wenbin warned.

"Not only did I scold you, but I also beat you!" , and then he punched Yang Wenbin's head.

Yang Wenbin, who warned first, can't hold his breath now. He is not wearing a military uniform now, so why can't he scold and fight back, right?

You are, he raised his left arm and grabbed the man's flying fist. Then, with a swing of his right fist, an uppercut hit the bridge of the man's nose.

Looking at Yang Wenbin, he dared to fight back, and the man next to him also made a move.

Although the two men were tall and burly, the two of them drank wine and their bodies fluttered; The other, just the two of them, it's okay to bully ordinary people, but if you want to bully a practitioner like Yang Wenbin, it's just too much to do.

Yang Wenbin, with a left punch and a right kick, and another sweeping leg, knocked the two guys to the ground.

And the scene they just happened has been filmed by Saren with his mobile phone. That's always a piece of evidence!

The two guys saw that they were not Yang Wenbin's opponents, so they got up from the ground, covered their heads, ran downstairs, and turned around and said cruel words, little X cub, you wait, see if I don't find someone to clean you up.

Things have reached this point, and everyone is not in the mood to sing and play, and they are ready to end the party.

After they finished settling the accounts, they had just walked back from the door of the hotel, and more than a dozen people came running from a distance and surrounded them.

The leader was one of the two drunks just now, and the few next to him were all people who looked like little hooligans.

"What do you want to do in broad daylight? Hurry up and get out of here, or we'll call the police. Yang Wenbin asked loudly, and reminded the female classmates to call the police.

"What do you want to do, I just want to teach you a lesson, little X cub who doesn't know the height of the sky." Several people surrounded Yang Wenbin while talking harshly, and began to punch and kick.

Yang Wenbin also happened to have not had the opportunity to engage in actual combat for a long time, so he just used these guys who didn't have long eyes to practice their hands and move their fists and feet.

So, he punched and kicked the men into a fight.

To be honest, these dozen or so people are relatively strong, and some of them have practiced wrestling and have a certain combat effectiveness.

If Yang Wenbin hadn't practiced martial arts, then these guys would really not be easy to deal with.

However, since the training, this is a trivial matter, a piece of cake.

After a while, more than a dozen people had been knocked down by Yang Wenbin, four or five, and the other five or six were surrounded from a distance, neither daring to run nor getting too close to Yang Wenbin.

At this time, the police car roared in this direction from a distance.

It turned out that it was Saren who called the police in time, and the nearby police quickly rushed over.

At the head is a police inspector, who is dark and lean.

He jumped out of the car, looked at the dozen or so little hooligans, and said, "Why are you a few people bullying people here again?" ”

"Brother policeman, this time it wasn't us who bullied him, it was he who bullied us. You see how much he knocked us down by himself, we are victims! ”

These guys must have been dealt with by the police station, and of course the police know what kind of virtue they have. However, in accordance with the regulations, Yang Wenbin and a few of them, along with these little hooligans, were taken to the police station to make a record.

When he arrived at the police station, Yang Wenbin took out his ID and briefed the police on what happened. Saren also showed videos he had taken with his mobile phone, showing the police how he had clashed with them, and the police copied them as evidence.

And the other guys who participated in the fight, these guys, are all little hooligans who have nothing to do after graduation, and often bully ordinary people on the street, but they didn't expect to encounter stubble this time and were beaten up by Yang Wenbin. They can't help it, after all, it's a loss.

Fortunately, Yang Wenbin was also measured when he started, but it made them feel very painful, but they were not injured, and they did not miss arms and legs.

Because there were videos of passers-by and several other classmates as evidence, proving that these men had started the provocation, the police let Yang Wenbin and these classmates out after making a record of them.

And those little hooligans, the leader was detained at the police station, and the others, after answering the questions, were released.

Out of the police station, Yang Wenbin, Tuoya, Qi Muge, Qi Qige, and Saren walked lightly on the side of the road.

"Uli Jitu, I didn't expect to be a soldier for a few years, your skills are so powerful!" , Saren said admiringly.

"This is my extraordinary experience", Yang Wenbin, began to brag, "These years of soldiers are really not in vain, it is more than enough to deal with these little hooligans." If you don't have the opportunity, it would be a waste to use these skills on the battlefield.

Really use these skills on the battlefield to deal with the enemy, this is the best use. ”

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