Chapter 9 It's your sister who soaks it, not you

"A peach blossom scene,

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Every year at this time, the peach blossoms are red,

Growers are looking forward to a good harvest. ”

When Wu Yuanqing opened his eyes, he saw a young man in fluttering clothes, looking like a dog, twenty-eight or nineteen-year-old man, pointing to the peach blossoms blooming on the shore not far from him, and reciting poems triumphantly. Well, don't say it's really a lewd hand and it's wet, listen to the last sentence, this family should be a big landowner. I was thinking that after my family's fruit farmers had a good harvest, they could exploit it, slut!

Slandering this guy who disturbed his good dreams in his heart, Wu Yuanqing sat up.

"Hey, isn't this Wu Yuanqing Wu Xiaogong, what a coincidence" A cheap voice sounded.

Wu Yuanqing turned his head to look in the direction where the voice came from, and what caught his eye was Wang Lun's face with a blue nose and swollen face but a cheap smile.

The picture of "hahahaha" was so beautiful that Wu Yuanqing couldn't bear to look at it directly, and he couldn't help laughing.

"It turned out to be Wang Lun, Wang Gongzi, it's really a coincidence, I was beaten yesterday, and I don't have a long memory, but I dare to appear in front of me today, I'm very fat."

Wang Lun's face was pale, and he wanted to do it, but when he looked at the generals behind Wu Yuanqing, he remembered yesterday's tragic experience, and he immediately coaxed it, and he didn't dare to do it, but he didn't spare people, "You... Hmph, barbarians, a merchant is a merchant, he became a nobleman by luck, and he is so uneducated."

Wu Yuanqing didn't think there was anything bad about the businessman, but he understood what Wang Lun meant, people looked down on businessmen at this time, and the status of businessmen was not as good as that of farmers. Accusation is a businessman, and the implicit meaning is to curse. Not to mention that Wang Lun also said that he was a barbarian.

I'll it! I, a young man from the 21st century, have been called a barbarian. Uncle can endure it, and aunt can't bear it.

Hit him!

Motivation is followed by action. Wu Yuanqing took two steps forward, and when he arrived in front of Wang Lun, he slapped him on the head.

Wu Yuanqing's movements were too fast and sudden, and he caught Wang Lun off guard. When he reacted, Wu Yuanqing had already withdrawn and retreated.

"Ahh

"Hit someone"

"How can you hit someone, it's too barbaric"

This is condemnation.

"Prince Wang, are you okay?"

"Are you alright, Prince Wang?"

This is to Wang Lun.

A group of official ladies are like being turned around, and they are chattering and screaming. On the contrary, there was no surprise on Wang Ziyu's face. It seemed that Wu Yuanqing's move had already been expected by her.

"As the old saying goes, a gentleman doesn't move his mouth, little grandfather, like this, it's too bad to be a gentleman." A handsome man wearing a white round-necked narrow-sleeved robe stood in front of Wang Lun and accused Wu Yuanqing with righteous words.

"Are you ....." Wu Yuanqing looked at this guy with a big clove of garlic in confusion, it was the guy who woke up and saw a good wet hand just now.

"In Xia Xue Yuanjing, a native of Fenyin, Puzhou, the ancestor Xue Daoheng, and the uncle Xue Shu," the young man said loudly.

Listening to the names one by one, Wu Yuanqing didn't smack his tongue, they were all celebrities.

Xue Daoheng, a minister of the Sui Dynasty and a famous poet, was finally forced by Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty to commit suicide in the fifth year of the Great Cause. Xue Shui and the guy named Xue Yuanjing in front of him are both eighteen bachelors of the Qin Palace. Xue Shu died of illness in the seventh year of Wude, and Li Shimin cried bitterly, sent a hanging sacrifice, and gave 300 pieces of silk.

As for Xue Yuanjing, he is good at literature, and Xue Shui and Xue Shu's brother Xue Deyin are equally famous, known as Hedong Sanfeng, of which Xue Shui is the eldest chick, Xue Deyin is the eagle, and Xue Yuanjing is the eagle chick. Gaozu Wudechu (618) served as secretary Lang. Li Shimin, the king of Qin, summoned the Tiance Mansion to join the army and serve as the secretary room, and Du Ruhui called it the "small record room". After Li Shimin rebelled against his father last year, he became the crown prince, and was in charge of the military government and the imperial court edicts, which won Li Shimin's appreciation.

At this time, he didn't stay in Chang'an to be his official, why did he come to Taiyuan? Don't do your job!

muttered in his heart, but Wu Yuanqing even said that he admired it for a long time, "It turned out to be Lord Xue in person, disrespectful and disrespectful."

Seeing that Wu Yuanqing recognized himself, Xue Yuanjing said modestly, "Where is it, I have already heard of the name of the little grandfather, and when I first saw him today, I really knew that it was better to be famous than to meet, and it was more like to be famous when I met."

Famous is also notorious. Wu Yuanqing is self-aware, and his previous self is not much better if he is notorious.

This guy can't be sarcastic about his bad reputation, right? Thinking like this, Wu Yuanqing's face was not good.

"Are you sarcastic about me" Wu Yuanqing is not a good person, so he naturally thinks too much, and when he thinks about it, he naturally says so.

Xue Yuanjing was like a chick pinched by the neck, coughing to hide embarrassment, and his face was flushed.

Can you still have fun and have a good chat? Flatterments can be heard as sarcasm, how dark is this heart.

"Presumptuous, how can you talk to Lord Xue, there are no rules, is this how Ying Guogong educates his children, and Ying Guogong used to sell timber, and he was busy with business, so it is understandable that he neglected to teach his children or would not teach his children" Wang Lun had already reacted from the shadow of being beaten, and then he couldn't wait to jump out.

Seeing that Wang Lun was cheap again, Wu Yuanqing's hand felt itchy. Although I think Wang Ziyu is very good, marrying her as a daughter-in-law is a good choice. However, Wu Yuanqing didn't plan to let Wang Lun go because of this. Lao Tzu's sister is not your Wang Lun.

However, this time everyone didn't give Wu Yuanqing a chance to make a move, and those sons and brothers were already in front of Wang Lun.

"What, do you want to go together" Wu Yuanqing asked with an unchanged face.

"The little grandfather said that he laughed, the gentleman doesn't move his mouth, how can we beat people at every turn like a barbarian," said a son-in-law.

Wu Yuanqing rolled his eyes, "Oh, don't do it, then you please, don't disturb me and my younger siblings fishing."

Brother Gongzi didn't see Wu Yuanqing's eyes, and said with a smile: "Today's weather is clear and springy, we made a few poems to taste each other on a whim when we were playing there, and learned that the little grandfather was here, so I invited the little grandfather to gather together, taste the poems, and let us appreciate the masterpieces of the little grandfather." ”

Although this guy's words are good, what kind of gathering, tasting poetry, and appreciating his own masterpieces, in the final analysis, he doesn't want to see his own jokes.

"Don't, I don't know how to write poetry, and I don't want to get together with you, you better entertain yourself, and taste yourself" Wu Yuanqing refused directly, and his words were still very dirty.

It's a pity that Wu Yuanqing's black stalk, these people don't understand, although some people don't sound right, but they can't say what's wrong.

It's a failure, such a good stalk to these people, it's blind.

Wu Yuanqing sighed secretly in his heart.

Brother Gongzi saw Wu Yuanqing's refusal, and he was anxious in his heart. What happened between Wang Lun and Wu Yuanqing just now proves that the two sides have enmity, and it is quite a big enmity. He came to Wang Lun's sister Wang Ziyu, and today a group of their official children gathered together to hold a poetry meeting, which was not a simple poetry meeting, but a blind date.

That's right, it's a blind date. But it's not the same blind date meeting held by thousands of people in later generations. It's a blind date between them, the eunuchs and Wang Ziyu. Today is even a meeting, let each other see, whether they fit or not. As for the other official ladies, they are all foil backgrounds, or shields. Otherwise, if Wang Ziyu saw so many men alone, it would not sound good to say.

Now Wu Yuanqing has a grudge against Wang Lun, that is, he has a grudge with Wang Ziyu. If you can help Wang Lun make Wu Yuanqing ugly in front of everyone, you can win a smile from the beauty, maybe the marriage with Wang Ziyu will be done.

If you can't say good things, then come to something bad, young people can't bear the excitement, look at Wu Yuanqing's style, he is a brainless person, he says something bad by himself, this guy should undertake to compose poetry in a timely manner.

"We heard that the little grandfather is extraordinary, and the poems he makes are also first-class and good, and now the little grandfather says that he can't write poems, is what we heard is false, or is it that Ying Guogong is busy with business and really has no time to teach the little grandfather, or that Ying Guogong has taught, but the little grandfather himself doesn't learn and has no skills, so he doesn't even dare to make a poem?"

"Shut up, you are a straw bag, you don't know how to learn, you can only bark" A young and crisp voice sounded.

Everyone looked at the place where the voice sounded, and saw a little girl of three or four years old pouting her pink little mouth, staring at them angrily with big eyes, and pointing hard at the one just now.

Wu Erya's outburst was so sudden that Wu Yuanqing was shocked.

Wu Erya's words were not finished, his mouth opened, and he snorted coldly: "My eldest brother wrote a poem that is a thousand times better than yours, and he made a poem on the way here, but the eldest brother is just too lazy to care about you, which is like you, a bottle does not sound and half a bottle swayes, and when you write a limerick poem, you feel that you are so powerful."

"Yo, the little girl is very articulate, but are you literate, do you know what poetry is? It's not a good habit to learn to lie at a young age."

"Just that's it"

"You said that your eldest brother made a poem, then you read it and we will listen to it"

A group of people were swayed by a three- or four-year-old girl who said that a bottle of poetry was not sounding and half a bottle was shaking, and their faces couldn't be hung up, and they opened their mouths one after another.

"Hmph, just read it. The jasper is made into a tree high, and ten thousand green silk ribbons hang down. I don't know who cut out the thin leaves, and the wind blows like scissors in February. How about it, stupid, this song made by my eldest brother is a thousand times better than the peach blossoms at this time of the year, and the fruit farmers are looking forward to a good harvest, right" Wu Erya is not only bold, but also has no stage fright in front of a group of strangers. And her memory is still very good, Wu Yuanqing just read the poems casually, and she actually memorized them word for word after listening to them once.

Wu Erya's performance can be described in two words: perfect. is worthy of being a generation of empresses, what a demon.

Everyone didn't know whether they were frightened by the young Wu Erya or by this poem, and there was silence at the moment.