"Why are you again!" Huang Yue felt that this world was too dark, and after 1,800 years, he was still mixed with this pig's head. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Why is it always you!" Ge Liang was annoyed, and the dog-tailed flower who always quarreled with him and couldn't hide turned out to be his wife.

"You pig's head, why are you everywhere!"

"Flowertail dog, why can't I hide from you even two thousand years away!"

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There's nothing more to say, Huang Yue turned around and ran down the mountain, if I was a wife for this pig's head here, I would rather die!

Ge Liang also turned around and ran, but there is only one road here, and as soon as he turns around, he can only run into the house, what should I do? Whatever, let's get into the woods first!

Zhuge Jun came up and hugged him and shouted: "Brother, where are you going to run!" No matter how hard Ge Liang struggled and died, he would not let go.

Xiaobao saw that Zhuge Jun had already hugged Mr. with both hands, and also ran up and hugged one foot again: "Sir, don't go!" Don't go, sir! ”

Being hugged by Xiaobao, Ge Liang didn't dare to struggle hard, but he still had to break Zhuge Jun's hand: "What are you holding me for?" Hurry up and chase your sister-in-law back. ”

Zhuge Jun thought about it, yes, and quickly let go, and just about to chase after him, he turned around and asked uneasily: "Brother, don't run anymore, I can't chase two people alone." ”

"What am I running? You tell Xiaobao to let go. I'll chase it with you. "Ge Liang first wants to get rid of Xiaobao.

"Xiaobao, hold on to Mr. and don't let go!" Zhuge Ke didn't believe it, just now he saw that the second brother was going to drill into the woods, and he didn't want to chase his sister-in-law at all, these two people had to at least keep one of them.

Zhuge went to chase Huang Yue. Ge Liang looked at the way down the mountain, just at this moment, Huang Yue had already arrived at the foot of the mountain, I really couldn't believe that she could still run so fast, people who drank chicken soup were different.

After a while, I saw that Zhuge Jun also ran down the mountain, and Huang Yue ran faster in front, chose the right road at the fork in the road, turned around the foot of the mountain and couldn't see it anymore, Ge Liang secretly noted the direction, yes, male left female right, wait a minute, I will run to the left road.

"Xiaobao, have you seen it, Mr. Jun's uncle can't run fast at all, so let's let go and let Mr. chase your house...... Your teacher's mother. Ge Liang himself thought it was strange to say.

"I don't, I don't. Don't go, don't go, don't go. Xiaobao kept Zhuge Jun's words in mind, buried his face in Ge Liang's trouser legs, didn't look at his face, and didn't listen to his words.

There was no way, so he had to play another trick, Ge Liang touched his forehead, looking unbearable in pain: "Oh, it's over, Mr.'s head hurts so much." The gentleman is going to faint again. Go and call that aunt just now. After saying that, he slowly fell sideways, and his eyes were closed—I pretended to be dead, scared you to death, and saw that you could not enter and call someone.

"Ahh Xiao Baozhen was frightened and let out a scream that resounded through the mountains and forests, but he still held on to one of Ge Liang's feet and refused to let go.

Jingjing ran over from the kitchen with a spatula: "What's wrong, what's wrong, what's wrong?" ”

Zhuge Jun really hadn't run past Huang Yue, seeing that there was no one in sight in front of him, he faintly heard Xiaobao's scream, stomped his feet, and quickly turned around and ran back.

Hearing that Zhuge Jun had run back, Ge Liang opened his eyes and asked with a concerned look: "How is it, have you caught up?" ”

Zhuge Jun still didn't breathe: "No, no, she, she, she ran too fast." ”

"What can I do about this, I might as well chase it just now." Ge Liang also wanted to find an excuse to run.

"You, didn't you faint just now, how can you still let you chase it? Alas, strange, how can a sister-in-law and a woman run so fast? Even I can't catch up. Alas, wait, wait, I'm a little dizzy, let me slow down and talk again. "Zhuge Jun is really tired.

Ge Liang didn't bother to move, eating so many small pieces of chicken just now aroused his appetite and made him feel even more hungry, damn Huang Yue, he almost ate the whole chicken with the soup, no wonder he ran so fast. Since she's already running, I don't really have to run. You run, run as far as possible, it's better never to come back, I'm here to continue to be my Zhuge Liang.

Only Jingjing still had the strength, and she was anxious to turn around there with a spatula: "What can I do about this?" What can I do? ”

Zhuge Jun asked Jingjing with a hint of luck: "You say, will she run back to her parents' house?" ”

Jingjing felt unlikely: "She doesn't even recognize her uncle, she doesn't even recognize me, and I don't think I'll remember my own family nine times out of ten." It's over, the young lady must have fallen into the evil spirit, if she loses it, how can I tell the master. No, I'm going to chase her back. ”

Zhuge Jun didn't know what to do, so he instructed Jingjing: "Sister-in-law just ran along her mother's road, you hurry back, maybe she really went back to her parents' house." Just go back to Old Man Huang's house along the road, maybe you can really see her. If she doesn't go back, you can tell Old Man Huang the truth, and ask him to send someone to find him quickly. Alas, now, I can't hide it, I can only hope that the old man will get the person back as soon as possible. ”

Ah, still want to get it back? Then I still can't stay here. Ge Liang still had to prepare for the runaway.

Jingjing hurried away. Ge Liang said to Zhuge Jun: "Let's go, let's go in and cook, and when we recover our strength, we will find someone together." ”

After messing around with some food, Ge Liang forced Zhuge Jun again: "If you don't let me go out to find your sister-in-law, aren't you afraid that her mother's brother will come and beat us to death with a hoe or a rake or something?" ”

Zhuge shook his head resolutely: "If you don't go, I'll lose you if I go out again." ”

"Yo ho!" Ge Liang was a little annoyed, "How could I lose my good looks?" Are you really locking me up like a madman? ”

"Anyway, I'm going to wait for someone to come to Old Man Huang's house, and now that the eldest brother is not at home, I can only count on them." Zhuge Jun stubbornly guarded the door.

"If the eldest brother is not at home, then this family is my master, and it is not your turn to discipline me!" Ge Liang is going to make enough pie.

Zhuge was forced to shout loudly: "I just think you are evil!" You're talking now and you're just two people before! My sister-in-law has been lost, and I must not let you run away too! ”

"Yes, I'm evil, I'm not your second brother at all! What are you putting me here? Let me out! Ge Liang simply turned his face.

Zhuge Jun hurriedly closed the door, resisted the bolt of the door, and looked for a helper: "Xiaobao!" ”

Xiaobao is really an obedient and good boy, and once again ran over and hugged Ge Liang: "Sir! Don't go, sir! ”

Ge Liang sat down honestly and patted Xiaobao's back to calm him down: "Xiaobao is not afraid, Mr. will not leave, Mr. will not leave." "I don't believe you two little guys can really pester me.