Liu Xingmei seemed to be rational but unkind to refuse Jiao Heng and Zhu Le's kind visit that she thought was like a ghost in her heart, but unexpectedly caused a funny and generous funny and lively scene, everyone who witnessed this scene laughed and hurt their hearts and intestines.

Jiao Heng made such an unprecedented ugly appearance, he was disgraced, and he was ashamed. At this moment, he really hated that he had no ability to become a mouse, so he found a hole to hide in, and was no longer ashamed to see his kind! Liu Xingmei's idea is very correct, since he first saw Liu Xingmei in front of the mill that day, he was fascinated by her stunning beauty, and his lustful thoughts were born in the dream. He was originally a gentleman who was looking for flowers and willows, after the death of his family in the smoke of war, he was as timid as a mouse, greedy for life and afraid of death, and did not dare to be willing to throw his head and spill his blood to defend the country like other bloody men, and went to the battlefield to kill the enemy bravely in order to avenge his relatives. But in the singing and dancing of the sleeping flowers and willows squandered all the savings, and finally fell into the prostitution brothel to make a living, and happened to meet the flower stamen abducted by human traffickers, moved by its appearance, and secretly deceived her from the brothel to elope, and inadvertently came to the Peace Village.

At the instigation of Liu Xingmei, who made him unrelenting, he begged Zhu Le to lead the way, and he didn't come to visit rashly. Liu Xingmei is not the kind of vulgar and vulgar woman he is used to, he can see a wild beauty without pretentiousness in her, it is really "clear water out of hibiscus, natural carving", at first glance was overwhelmed by this beauty, let the appreciation conquer the eyeballs, this is comparable to the stamens from Fireworks Willow Lane. He tried to visit Tao Qisheng's illness as a guise, using it as a springboard, jumping on the "boat" of Liu Xingmei, enjoying the wind and snow, and the infinite romance. With his familiar love tricks, he hooked up with him, and wanted to occupy the handsome and beautiful woman who made him salivate. It is not possible to stay day and night, and often enjoy the joy of the pillow in the arms, sometimes reluctant and ambiguous, but also to get what you want, and it is not in vain the ability of a prodigal son in love. If he didn't have the intention of plotting against him, he would have the idea of interacting with the villagers, not to mention that he was not familiar with the Tao family now, so he didn't have to take the trouble to get close to it so quickly.

Unexpectedly, Liu Xingmei turned him away, and was humiliated by this, and his heart was severely hit, and he didn't dare to have any more thoughts! This made him have to reconsider, when he saw Liu Xingmei's uninhibited pungency, he mistakenly thought that she was the kind of frivolous woman who would be easily drunk as long as a man used a few sweet words, with his self-proclaimed grace, Yushu was as chic and handsome as the wind, coupled with his clever tongue, he would easily let her throw herself into his arms, but he didn't expect his whimsy to be a big mistake, Liu Xingmei is definitely not the kind of water-based poplar person! This beautiful woman seems to have seen through his bad intentions, so she let herself touch her nose!

At this time, the willow apricot plum is like a delicate blooming thorny rose, which can only be seen but dare not pick, so it can only look at the "plum" and sigh!

Looking at Zhu Le again, he was in no mood to understand Jiao Heng's psychological feelings at this time. He is like a wood carving clay sculpture, his eyeballs went straight to Liu Xingmei, who was already laughing, her kind of "unscrupulous" happy laughter, has danced her graceful body to the fullest, in Zhu Le's eyes appeared is an innocent beautiful girl, and just like the charming and enchanting canna swaying in the breeze and drizzle, the white cheeks seem to be painted rouge red fluttering. Looking at it in a state of flux, Harazi involuntarily flowed out of the corners of his mouth.

He thought about it in his heart: a beautiful woman like such a goblin, that is, a man can't capture her heart, as long as he can get her body and enjoy it to the fullest, even if it is only one chance, it is worth dying immediately, and he can't mention the loss of Yangshou!

Liu Xingmei saw his lustful-ghostly-demonic look, like seeing a fly competing for food in a rice bowl, which made her vomit. A filthy man like this is tempted by his beauty-temptation, which can confirm the charm, and she will also feel extremely disgusted. So, annoyed, he glared at him with beautiful eyes and asked angrily:

"What do you see? You can't pull it out if you look at it! ”

Her toes kicked up the sand, and like a fog curtain, it drifted onto Zhu Le's face, which was still immersed in a state of obsession.

When Zhu Le was still stunned, he seemed to have forgotten to dodge, as if he didn't know it. The bitter water of inferiority complex in his heart is flooding, his appearance is that he doesn't even want to see the second glance when he sees it in the mirror, he really hates his father and mother, how can he make him like this kind of grandma who doesn't love his uncle and uncle? At the beginning, it was better to throw him to the wall to feed the flies while he was still a liquid without considering what kind of dignity he would give birth to, so that he would not be an adult and would have less pain of "self-care"! At this time, he wiped the embarrassing saliva on his chin, and clicked his lips, as if he was reminiscing about Liu Xingmei's words.

(Zhu Le, who is thin and withered, with sharp-beaked monkey gills, and ran to chisel his ancient head, seems to be the reincarnation of Lei Gong, and is like Li Yuanba in "The Great Sui and Tang Dynasty", but compared with these two, it is a world of difference, and he is ashamed.) I remember when I was a child, I listened to the famous storytelling performance artist Mr. Chen Qingyuan's "Great Sui and Tang Dynasty", and I was very fascinated at that time, and now some passages and characters can still be remembered and familiar. The reason why I wrote this short paragraph is that I think Mr. Chen's storytelling has the deepest memory for me, and it is incomparable to the storytellers who emerged later. It is said that his commentary was burned in a fire and was not preserved, which is a great pity in the art world! ）

Zhu Le couldn't help but have an intoxicated thought: If he could really see this goblin who can kill people without paying for his life, what a blessing it would be?! He would fix his eyeballs in the orbit and stop blinking, because he was afraid that the beauty would be squeezed by the eyelids, but he didn't have this special function, so he felt deeply sorry for it!

His standing posture is like a dumbfounded, which makes Liu Xingmei worry about him, the monk can sit and die, he won't create a miracle of returning to heaven just by standing, right?

At this time, Jiao Heng, who was already angry, no longer dared to have any wrong thoughts in his heart, and he no longer had the tenderness of cherishing the fragrance and pity the jade. He gritted his teeth and glared at Liu Xingmei, who looked a little excited, and scolded Zhu Le, who was still in a state of self-absorption: "Are you still watching? If you look at it again, you will starve to death**! You're a worthless product, why haven't you seen a woman? She's a shrew! The dog bites Lu Dongbin - I don't know the hearts of good people! I-"

"You!" Liu Xingmei was furious, and raised the copper basin in her hand.

Jiao Heng saw that something was wrong, so he turned around and jumped, his speed was not much inferior to the rabbit aimed at him under the muzzle of the hunter's gun, so that a puff of dust and smoke was flying behind his ass, presumably he would be able to take the first place in the 100-meter race.

Liu Xingmei saw that she couldn't catch up with him, so she scolded: "There is a kind of you don't run, see if the old lady doesn't tear your mouth to raise a child!" If you can run a monk can't run the temple, I'll go to your house to squat in the pit, and I'll catch you if I wait for the rabbit, and you will be strong if you don't pick up your dog skin! ”

When she chased two steps and stopped, thinking that Jiao Heng didn't even have his real nest, and his father-in-law was seriously ill on the kang, looking at the situation, it was almost time for there to be no tomorrow today, and then there was this big New Year, I was afraid of causing trouble to others, it was useless to give birth to this turtle calf, it hurt my body, and there was no need to intensify the conflict. If this matter is made public, it will definitely become a laughing stock, and others will definitely say that she doesn't know whether she is good or bad. If you think about it like this, you will lose most of your anger under self-comfort.

Jiao Heng, who had bad intentions, never expected to touch a gray nose, he stood at an estimated safe distance, stopped and looked back, and did not feel the slightest sense of pride in his heart, on the contrary, he let himself wilt and droop his head like a defeated quail, he really didn't fight the fox but made a shame! As soon as he looked up, he saw that he was standing beside Ma Zhanshan, who had just stood at the door of the den like a "big-eyed thief" (a kind of rat animal) and stood on tiptoe to look into the distance, and he was even more embarrassed, and his face was as red as a menstrual cloth that a woman had just used.

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