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The Spring Festival is approaching day by day, and the rehearsals for the Spring Festival Gala are becoming more and more intensive and tense.

CCTV's studio hall is filled with an atmosphere that is so depressing that it almost suffocates.

The face of Liu Jing, the director of the Spring Festival Gala, is cloudy all the time, as if it is going to rain. This beautiful woman who has a gentle temperament on weekdays, but in the past few days, she seems to have completely changed as if she is a person, and she gets mad from time to time, those big-name stars or famous actors are scolded by her, some celebrities even cry their noses, and some people even scolded that they don't do it and who falls in love with whom, of course, these are just angry words, in fact, no one is willing to give up such an opportunity.

In all the programs, only the gun drill of the honor guard of the three services has not received any criticism, at most, Liu Jing said that you can actually do better and not relax.

The reason for this, first, is that the hard training of the honor guards of the three services is really unparalleled; Second, this program is a classic on the earth, when it was performed by the women's squadron of honor guards of the three services of the Chinese People's Liberation Army, the international community was shocked, and even foreign friends were shocked, not to mention a small Spring Festival Gala; The third reason, of course, is because Chen Beiming has a system.

On this day, the soldiers of the women's squadron rehearsed again at the request of Chen Beiming.

The performance of the female soldiers was really impeccable, even Liu Jing saw it and nodded, and Chen Beiming was even more satisfied.

"Alright, that's all for today's rehearsal, let's rest for a while." Chen Beiming ordered.

The female soldiers immediately disbanded, some went to the bathroom, some went to the lounge to rest, and of course, some followed Chen Beiming to watch other rehearsals on the stage.

At the moment, it was a dance program, but no matter how hard she tried, she couldn't meet Liu Jing's requirements, so Liu Jing was furious: "Chen Huanda, can you dance, how many times have I told you, don't you understand what it means that you should lift a little higher, a little higher?" ”

Liu Jing criticized all the times and scolded several actors on the stage to the point of dejection.

The Spring Festival Gala here is the same as on the earth, outsiders look beautiful, but in fact, only the participants understand that it is too hard, and it is really not a human job! Even a big guy like Zhao Benshan said that he really couldn't bear that kind of pressure, didn't want to do it, and wanted to quit.

So no one can be easy in the Spring Festival Gala. As a director, Liu Jing is even more stressed.

Soon, rehearsals for the next show began.

"It's finally time for 'Coming Home'. I've heard this skit is fun! The female soldiers whispered quietly.

Although everyone is rehearsing in the studio hall of the Spring Festival Gala, to tell the truth, everyone still doesn't know what programs are in the Spring Festival Gala, and they don't have the energy to watch them, and they can't be busy with their own rehearsals.

But on the day of the Spring Festival Gala, everyone can't watch the show, so everyone is actually very curious about the Spring Festival Gala program.

Everyone stared at the stage without blinking.

It's a pity that the result disappointed everyone, I don't know if it was because the actors were out of order or if this sketch was very ordinary, everyone shook their heads.

"It's not pretty, it's not as good as they say!" Someone muttered.

"You're asking too much, aren't you? Still not satisfied? I've heard this is already the best sketch of the year! ”

"The best sketch? Bragging, right? In my opinion, this sketch is not as good as one-tenth of the one Chen Beiming performed for us, it's not funny at all! ”

"It's true, this sketch is really not as funny as Chen Beiming!"

"Alas, I really want to watch Chen Beiming's sketch again!"

"I want to too!"

"I also think so much, you don't know, I rolled to the ground with laughter that night, and I didn't breathe for half a day, Liu Yan said that I almost died of laughter."

On twitter, a few female soldiers kept talking.

Because the rehearsal has ended, everyone's voices have not been deliberately suppressed, although it is not very loud, but if you stand around, you can still hear what they are saying.

These female soldiers stood more than ten meters away from Chen Beiming, so there was no psychological pressure at all when a few people talked about it.

A few people were talking about the excitement, when they suddenly heard someone next to them interject: "Comrades, excuse me, you just said that the sketch you watched is funny, is it true?" ”

Several female soldiers glanced back at each other and found that it was a little old man, very amiable.

Everyone then replied, "Of course it's true." ”

"This show is called 'Eating Noodles.'"

"It was performed by the General Political Art Troupe when it came to us for a condolence performance, which was funny."

"We all laughed at the time, old man, you don't know, even our deputy political commissar who is usually the most unsmiling there is almost out of breath."

When the old man heard this, he became more and more interested: "What kind of program is it, can you introduce it to me?" ”

Several female soldiers became more and more excited, chirping and chattering, this said that this sketch was performed by Chen Beiming, he performed it well, vividly, and the one who said that this sketch said that Chen Beiming kept eating noodles and ate so much that his stomach was about to burst.

The old man listened to it for a long time, and his brows tightened: "This Chen Beiming you are talking about, is it the one who helped you rehearse gun drills!" ”

"That's him!"

"Yes, that's him!"

"Look, there he is! The one who was talking to a beautiful female soldier! ”

The old man nodded, understood.

After a while, the old man left everyone, quietly walked backstage, and found the angry director Liu Jing.

"Don't be angry, don't be angry, you're angry, who are you going to take care of the rest of the matter?" The old man persuaded.

Liu Jing exhaled three breaths in a row, and then slowly calmed down: "Old Li, I'm really not angry, you look at what they are playing, they can't even impress themselves, how can they impress the audience?" How many times have I told them that it must make the audience laugh, but look at it...... If you look at them like this, can the audience laugh? ”

Liu Jing complained like a machine gun.

The old man nodded understandingly, and then sighed: "Actually, it's still a problem with the script!" ”

"Isn't it? There are very few excellent sketches reported this year, and this is the only one that can produce a comedic effect, but no matter how many times they have been asked to change it, they have not changed it to the best effect. It's a real rush! The Spring Festival is coming soon, but they are still like this. ”

The old man thought for a moment and said, "Or.... Try a different book? ”

"Change the script?" Liu Jing's eyes widened suddenly: "Old Li, you asked me to change the program?" ”

The old man nodded: "If they haven't been up to the mark, if there is a better program, why can't they be changed?" ”