"Look at the move, grab the milk dragon claw hand" Wu Yuanqing showed a cheap smile like Stephen Chow, his hands were obscenely grasped and pinched, and he moved one by one. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Then, without waiting for the maids to react, they pounced on an eighteen or nineteen-year-old girl with a good figure in front of her, and grabbed her bulging chest with both hands.

Oh, I'm rubbing, it's really real, Wu Yuanqing is secretly refreshed, this Nima is the life that the second generation of officials should live.

"Ah" The pretty maid was caught in a sensitive place, and looked at Wu Yuanqing stupidly in a daze, and it took dozens of seconds before she broke out with a scream that pierced the sky, and the other maids also screamed, as if they had also been caught.

But then Wu Yuanqing turned his attention to them.

"Ahh

It is said that three years of learning is good and three days are bad, but Wu Yuanshuang doesn't need three days, because he is not a good thing in the first place, and he is very talented in learning bad, but he learned his boss's cheap tricks in the blink of an eye.

In the same way, he showed the trick of catching the milk dragon claw hand to deal with women.

It's just that this guy is a bit of a vegetarian, and he doesn't look at the object of arrest, whether it is a young girl of seventeen or eighteen or a bean sprout of eleven or twelve, or a rough servant woman of thirty or forty, he can handle it the same.

After a crisp slap, Wu Yuanshuang fell to the ground.

"Why" Wu Yuanshuang covered his face and wanted to cry without tears.

"Hmph," a rough and unscathing cold snort sounded above his head.

"Idiot, who let you catch the eldest mother, if you don't kill you with a stick, it's your fate" Seeing that his younger brother suffered, Wu Yuanqing was angry, not the person who was angry, but the second person who was angry Wu Yuanshuang, who actually used this trick to deal with a cook who was more than forty years old and carrying a burning stick in her hand.

This kind of person who is married and has children and grandchildren is not small, you use this trick to use it, haven't you ever seen people breastfeeding without avoiding people?

In his last life, friends gathered to tell jokes, and Wu Yuanqing had a deep understanding. If you are not married, you will still make a shy look if you have never heard of it.

If you're going to get married, then people will think you're not telling pornographic jokes if you're not tasteful enough.

One year, at a small party in one of their villages, there were six or seven men and three girls, one of whom got married. After singing the song and strolling around the street, one of them told a yellow joke about Yu Ting, and a group of men laughed cheaply, wanting to see the jokes of the three women, but the woman who got married shook her head with long straight hair and turned her head in a variety of ways: "Yu Ting 72 hours of emergency contraception, there is Yu Ting rest assured that she loves." “

After saying that, he also discussed with them when it was safest to eat, and made the man cry and laugh and die of embarrassment.

In the face of a married young woman, even an old driver can only retreat, not to mention that Wu Yuanshuang is still such a person who can be called an old woman, people have never seen anything, and if they are caught, they can be bitten by a dog, and there is no chance of winning against this kind of person with this trick, and this slap is not complained at all.

Those little girls who were grabbed by Wu Yuanqing's chest and were about to explode were all aimed at Wu Yuanshuang, who fell to the ground, and in this moment, Wu Yuanshuang was kicked by I don't know how many little feet, and his gorgeous clothes were full of footprints.

Wu Yuanqing saw that he was about to break out of the encirclement, and he didn't want to deal with this idiot, but when he heard him scream so miserably, he couldn't be ruthless, so he could only turn around and kill back in the encirclement with a loud roar.

Don't miss the opportunity.

Wu Yuanqing's rescue, as soon as he delayed, he lost the opportunity, and when he pulled up Wu Yuanshuang and was about to kill again, the maids who reacted retreated one after another, giving up the position in front to those elderly servants.

The general trend has gone, and there is no chance to rush out by playing hooligans, Wu Yuanqing can only sigh secretly, and then slap his younger brother Wu Yuanshuang's head, beating him headless.

Over there, the two of them fought very hard. Both sides were very measured and did not use knives, the Wen family was full of sticks and the like, and the dynasty Mahan also used horizontal knives with scabbards as sticks.

Although the kung fu of the two is very good, under the restriction of not being able to kill people, the strength of the two cannot be exerted too much. And there are many ants biting dead elephants, don't look at the strength of the Wen family, the strength is generally not high, but relying on the large number of people, one by one, the two of them were beaten to the point that the two of them were bruised and swollen and full of scars, and even one of Mahan's legs was a little lame, which was the result of being smashed on his feet with a hoe by a sixteen or seventeen-year-old boy just now.

Of course, the little guy was also sheathed by Mahan, and he withdrew from the battle bleeding non-stop.

Wu Yuanqing knew that if he continued like this, it would not take much effort for him and others to be wiped out, and the Cao family, who had long hated it at that time, didn't know how to concoct himself.

Thinking of the miserable end after being caught, Wu Yuanqing couldn't help but shudder.

No, you must not be caught, you must rush out.

"By the way, where is this guy Liu Laosan, why didn't I see him beaten" Wu Yuanqing suddenly remembered the man who came with him to dig dung.

Wu Yuanqing scares the confronting maids and servants with a gesture, and turns his head to look around.

He really found it after looking for it, but Wu Yuanqing was almost laughed at angrily, and when he looked at Wu Yuanqing's line of sight, he saw Liu Laosan drilling under his dung truck, poking his head out to watch.

Because Liu Laosan himself is not an important person, just a man digging dung, and he is still hiding under the dung truck, but no one will trouble him if he is careful, and a few people who are not particular about it will ignore him after stabbing him with a stick, so now Wu Yuanqing and the four of them are blocked and chased and beaten, and Liu Laosan is so safe and quiet to watch from the wall.

It's not surprising to hide under the car, but the crux of the problem is that Liu Laosan's broken dung truck has no tightness, there are small gaps everywhere, and the dung soup is dripping down all the time.

People are hiding under the car, and there is dripping dripping dung soup on their heads, Mom, it's disgusting to think about it.

But this thing was okay to poke his head out and watch, and Wu Yuanqing could only bow to it.

However, although he was disgusted by Liu Laosan's fierce style, Wu Yuanqing was attentive when he saw the smelly dung truck.

Damn, since you are unkind, don't blame Lao Tzu for being unjust, it was just talking, but you can only take action if you force Lao Tzu to do so.

So, following the hooligan move just now, Wu Yuanqing came up with another disgusting move.

Isn't there a saying in later generations, if the water is clear, there will be no fish, and if people are cheap, they will be invincible.

Wu Yuanqing sold his younger brother Wu Yuanshuang clean, pushed him out and gave him to the maid servant who was eyeing him, and after diverting the attention of the maid servants, he ran to the dung truck at a gallop, first removed the cover on the dung bucket, and then grabbed the two handlebars of the car with both hands and lifted the car flat with both arms, and then kicked the ground with both feet and roared, and the heavy dung truck was pushed up.

continued to exert his strength, pushed the dung truck past Liu Laosan under the car, and accelerated towards his younger brother Wu Yuanshuang, who was beaten to the ground again.

Before the car arrived, the smell of stinking had already arrived, and the little girls who looked at the dung truck rushing over at speed were frightened one by one, screaming and scattering to avoid it.

After scaring off the maid and servant woman and rescuing his younger brother, Wu Yuanqing turned the car around and rushed to the gate of the Wen family, to be precise, towards the Cao family standing on the steps.

When he saw Wu Yuanqing going to push the dung truck, Cao Shi sighed in his heart, and secretly screamed that it was not good, and sure enough, Wu Yuanqing pushed the car to easily scare off the maid and servant, and when he saw the dung truck rushing towards him, Cao hurriedly shouted loudly: "Quick, fast, block him, block him."

Hearing Cao's shout, many people turned around to block Wu Yuanqing, but when they saw the stinking dung truck and the dung soup splashing from the opening, everyone involuntarily hesitated and retreated.

But all people will subconsciously dislike and avoid things they don't like, this is nature, and people's will is transferred, just like when everyone sees a knife stabbed over, they will subconsciously dodge, nature is like this.

And what Wu Yuanqing wants to catch is people's subconscious hesitation, this moment's hesitation has already made him push the dung cart to rush away, and when the others overcome his nature and want to rush over to block it, he is already a stone's throw away from the gate and the Cao family on the steps.

At this moment, Wu Yuanqing effectively carried forward the experience summed up by countless sluts in later generations, and made a good footnote to the sentence that trees will die without bark and people are invincible in the world.

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There are two flowers, one on each branch.

Wen Ting knew that after Wu Yuanqing came to ask for the account, he asked Yahuan to pack up his things and prepare to go out to hide for two days, and was originally going to take away all the twenty-five private money for expenses, but after the maid moved out the money several times, Wen Ting could only reluctantly accept the fact that he could really only run away with the five yuan that the maid took out at the beginning, and no matter how much he had, he couldn't take it anymore.

After coming out of the back door in a hurry, Wen Ting took the maid Cui'er to the north of the city, he didn't dare to go to the Wang family to find Lu Yong, because he knew that Wang Lun's brothers and sisters seemed to have a good relationship with Wu Yuanqing, and the key point was that Lu Yong also owed Wu Yuanqing money, who knows if Wu Yuanqing would be bold enough to run to the Wang family to ask for money.

He didn't dare to look for the other few who owed Wu Yuanqing money, so after thinking about it, Wen Ting found that it was most appropriate for him to go to Lawyer Pei, because he was the only one who didn't owe money if he didn't deal with Wu Yuanqing.

Wen Ting led the maid to the Pei family's house in the north of the city, and when he came out of a small alley, he didn't notice that he hit a sedan chair.

"You fucking blind" Wen Ting had nowhere to send the evil fire in his belly, he didn't even look at it, and he scolded his mother when he opened his mouth.

Smack, "Little bunny, who are you scolding?"