Chapter 0010: You Have a Pig Disease
"Qian Heng, a child representing the entire Dongping Mansion warns you that you are not worthy of participating in the county test in the name of Tong Sheng because you are a veterinarian who deals with poultry and livestock!"
Feng Changyi crossed his waist angrily and stared at Qian Heng with a look of disdain. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
Several children, led by Feng Chang, also stared at Qian Heng one by one with the same hatred, helping on the side.
"Veterinarian Heng, you better hurry back and do your lowly business, and treat those chickens and dolphins that are more suitable for your identity!"
"Haha, veterinarian Heng is a good name!" Feng Chang laughed.
Hey Yile on the side, "Brother Feng has won the award, but it is just a nickname that is very appropriate for Qian Heng's identity!" ”
"Yes, yes, it's just a nickname, and I'll call him a veterinarian in the future!"
Because it was a little late, when Qian Heng approached these self-righteous guys, he found that in addition to the extremely proud look on their faces, there were blisters on the corners of their mouths.
Thinking of the approximate whereabouts of the sick and dead pigs that flowed out when he treated the swineherd just now, Qian Heng suddenly became happy.
"A few Dongping talents, are you going to discuss this noble and lowly theory with you?"
Qian Heng didn't have such a tone, but instead threw out such an argument, which made Feng Chang and the others stunned, and they couldn't figure out what Qian Heng meant.
Qian Heng doesn't know much about the history of the late Song Dynasty, but he is quite familiar with the most well-known ministers in the late Song Dynasty, and in Qian Heng's impression, he doesn't have much impression of this Feng Chang's so-called Xianggong backer, that is to say, this Feng Chang's backer, in the late Northern Song Dynasty, was not a very famous role.
Of course, Qian Heng will not easily provoke the other party's authority just because the other party's backer is unknown. After all, he is a left-hand waiter at the level of a prince, and a single thought may put his life at risk.
In line with the idea of not wanting to cause trouble, Qian Hengcai didn't refute too much, but asked with a smile, "According to what you said, I treat this chicken and porpoise, which can be regarded as a cheap business, so if a few people eat pork, should they like this cheap delicacy?" ”
Qian Heng's words made several people stunned, especially Feng Chang's face, which showed a slight unnatural look, which also made Qian Heng more and more certain that the sick piglet that flowed out of the swineherd fell into Feng Chang's hands, and it was even certain that this Feng Chang must have eaten this sick pork.
Feng Chang reacted and reprimanded loudly, "Veterinarian Heng, you don't have to be inferior, when have you ever eaten that cheap pork?" We eat beef and mutton, and only those who have no status will eat cheap pork! ”
Feng Chang tried his best to deny it, but it made the smile on Qian Heng's face brighter and brighter.
This goods, if he didn't deny it like this, maybe he could save some face for himself, but now it seems that Feng Chang definitely doesn't want to admit it.
But even if you don't admit it, the blisters at the corners of your mouth won't get rid of on your own.
Today's popular beef and mutton, from the emperor to those officials and wealthy people, are all based on eating beef and mutton as a status symbol. However, beef is a luxury for the vast majority of people, after all, the Northern Song Dynasty was still an era of farming, as the main labor force of farming, the cattle were strictly forbidden to be slaughtered by the government, so eating mutton became the most commonly eaten meat for those scholars and wealthy classes.
It's just that the pork is fragrant enough, and the oil boiled out is also big, and there are many scholars and rich people who will quietly eat pork to satisfy their hunger, but they don't want to say anything to people for the sake of face. Therefore, there is a saying that pork, a delicious food in the mouths of ordinary people, has become a synonym for cheap meat when it falls into the mouths of the scholar class.
Looking at Feng Chang's virtue, he knew that this thing was a dead duck with a hard mouth, and he would not admit that he had eaten pork.
But this did not prevent Qian Heng from throwing his diagnosis to him.
Qian Heng clenched his fists slightly, "Brother Feng Chang, that's not what he said, no matter whether pork and mutton, as long as it is fragrant and nutritious, whether you have eaten pork or not, Brother Feng doesn't want to admit that I don't force anything, I just want to tell Brother Feng that if you delay your pig disease, it will hurt your life!" ”
As soon as Qian Heng finished saying this, Feng Chang's face changed again.
Qian Heng didn't stop and continued, "Brother Feng has suddenly become hot and dry recently, his mouth is dry, and there are blisters in his teeth and mouth, if I guess correctly, there should also be blisters between Brother Feng's fingers, right?" ”
The more Qian Heng said, Feng Chang's face became more and more pale.
Qian Heng suddenly smiled, "Don't hide it from Brother Feng, if you have this symptom, you can almost conclude that you have a pig disease, and then, there may be headaches, nausea and vomiting symptoms, I just hope that this more and more severe symptom will not affect Brother Feng's literary performance in the county exam!" ”
Speaking of this, Qian Heng didn't say anything more, tightened the cotton robe on his body with his hand, and smiled slightly, "If Brother Feng feels that he has these symptoms, he can come to me for diagnosis and treatment, although he doesn't like what Your Excellency said just now, but as a veterinarian, he still has a little medical ethics and is willing to help patients relieve their pain!" ”
After Qian Heng said this, he left Feng Chang, who was already stunned, and walked away directly.
At this time, Feng Chang, where could he still care about stopping Qian Heng, he had already fallen into the infinite fear of pig disease.
Qian Heng also calculated accurately, with Feng Chang's face-saving style, he would definitely not go to the swineherd to find a solution, in fact, as long as he went to the swineherd, scooped a bowl of soup from the cauldron of boiling medicine, and drank it for a few days in a row to heal.
Looking at the back of Qian Heng Shi Ran leaving, Feng Changcai showed a bitter look on his face.
A few guys on the side also looked a little ugly, "Brother Feng, the meat you invited us to eat yesterday wouldn't really be the cheap pork that Qian Heng said, right?" ”
Feng Chang's face was not good, and he glared at a few people fiercely, "Don't pretend to be here with Lao Tzu, haven't you eaten pork, what happened to the cheap pork you ate yesterday, you all ate so deliciously, why didn't anyone say that the pork was cheap at that time?" ”
A guy's face turned a little pale, "But Qian Heng said, that's sick pork, Brother Feng, look at the corners of your mouth, it seems that there are really blisters that Qian Heng said!" ”
When the words came to this point, Feng Chang still had the heart to stay any longer, snorted, and walked alone angrily.
Feng Chang was in a very bad mood, and originally wanted to make things difficult for Qian Heng, so that Qian Heng would retreat from the difficulty, and no longer participate in the county examination, so as not to be told that he was in the same department as a veterinarian. But now it seems that his own illness is very likely to be said by Qian Heng, which is the pig disease in Qian Heng's mouth.
Feng Chang didn't want to find Qian Heng to go for a diagnosis, so after leaving in a hurry, Feng Chang didn't go home, and went straight to the hospital, he had to solve the disease, otherwise it would affect the county exam in a few days, which would be a big trouble.