Voices (1) (267)

Perhaps, wine is a good thing, it is easy to generate inspiration when people are dizzy, and the ability to react and argue will be improved. Just as Liu Xingmei said Tao Zhenkun: You speak with a big smell of dung! At this time, Zhu Le turned the words with the smell of dung into tactful humor, and at the same time, he could also make people feel that a poor life would make a person so concerned about gains and losses!

Only at this time will Liu Xingmei look at the "villain" in front of her with a calm mind, and feel that this middle-aged lonely dwarf is pitiful even if people hate it, he should be the product of unfair life and fate, and it is life and fate who appeared in people's field of vision as a clown on this stage!

Zhang Qi teased Zhu Le and said: "Then it depends on whether your is thin or thin, if you don't pick you up, you can't use your trouser pocket as a big dung kiln?!" ”

People laughed again.

Qin Liancheng instructed his wife Han Sixiang: "Don't look at others as small, they are famous big-bellied men, if they don't hold someone's food to death, they will feel that they will never be enough, but he will save food for himself." Since he still wants it, it proves that he is not full. You go, do as he said, and give him another half bowl, and if he can't eat it, I'll use this to help him poke him in, and if he doesn't pull him down on the spot, he'll be strangled to death. ”

He demonstratively swung his crutch against a nearby wall.

Wang San, who looked confused, bared his tongue and said, "Lifting on the dinner table, do you still want people to eat it?" ”

Zhang Qi asked Zhu Le: "It seems that you don't plan to go to Cheng's house and Yuan's house at night?" ”

Zhu Le said: "If you go, you have to go, don't delay, then you have to eat now." If they also prepare a table, they can't eat it, and they will have to live a good life. If you don't go, you can only blame yourself for being lazy, and there will be no such shop in this village! ”

"What a fucking unproductive thing!" Meng Guoan, a usually civilized person, also scolded vaguely.

Wu Jinxi came over and asked, "Is there no food?" ”

Liu Xingmei smiled and said: "There is too much food, even if there are two more tables, there is no food." Most people have eaten, and the rest are drinking, and they haven't asked for food yet, for fear that if they have too much to cool, who will serve it hot again. Just such a big-bellied man, it's not enough to eat three bowls, I'm really afraid that he will vomit after eating the top, this rice is so expensive! ”

Wu Jinxi smiled and said: "I know him, he is not enough to die, don't look at people who are small, and the amount of food is really big." Then let him eat, I haven't seen anyone who has been strung to death yet! If we don't have food at home, it won't sound good. Whoever thinks that the hospitality is not considerate, even if the command is given, others are too busy, just call Wu Huan and Wu Le, and don't let them be idle. ”

"That's it! The proprietors have said so, and you are still - not reluctant to eat your family. If you don't serve me, won't I serve myself? Zhu Le saw that someone supported him, so he was even more able to get up.

Han Sixiang went to Zhu Le to take the bowl that had not been taken care of and put down by Chang Fa.

Wu He rushed to pick up the bowl and said, "I'll go!" ”

Zhu Le looked at Wu He and was stunned, and his heart was hot. It was really an honor for him to be served by this pretty widow who had been snubbing him, and he was immediately a little flattered, and hurriedly grateful: "It's hard work." ”

Wu He said: "Today you are the uncle, we all have to be careful." Even the people who run the hall don't want to serve you anymore, which shows how good your humanity is, and how polite you are! ”

Zhu Le just clicked Wu He's words, and felt that she could pick out thorns in her words, which was really not a taste. So the hot breath that had just surged in my heart disappeared in an instant, and it was replaced by a kind of sadness! He sighed and said, "Who told me that I don't like dogs?" I do! ”

As soon as Mei Xiang heard this, she couldn't help but laugh. She took the bowl from Wu He's hand and said, "Auntie, I'd better go!" ”

Zhu Le will also be thrilled when he looks at the beautiful and lovely Mei Xiang.

When Mei Xiang walked to the kitchen with the bowl, looking at the bowl used by Zhu Le, she couldn't help but associate with the "", which made her frown and feel a little disgusting. At the same time, I will also think that when the sloppy and dirty Zhu Le went to her house to find a big tobacco cure for diarrhea, he used a bowl for drinking water, and after he left, he brushed and brushed. Not only that, but what made her vomit was that Zhu Le actually ate lice. It seems that in this world, there is really everyone!

At this time, Wu Huan and Wu Le appeared in front of her at the same time.

Wu Huan said: "Mei Xiang, I didn't expect you to be quite diligent?" ”

Wu Le said, "You just found out? Shh Mei Xiang, come, I'll help you serve the rice. ”

Without waiting for Mei Xiang to say anything, he snatched the bowl and went into the kitchen.

Wu Huan, who was a little annoyed, slapped his mouth because he couldn't speak, and smiled awkwardly at the stunned Mei Xiang and said, "Look at my stinky mouth, it will be annoying!" You- Have you eaten? ”

For some reason, Mei Xiang's handsome face turned red, and she suddenly felt that her heart was pounding faster. Young boys and girls, love is secretly born, this is a natural reaction. However, what made this girl care about it was not one of the two rich sons of Wu Huan and Wu Le. Mei Xiang nodded and said shyly, "I've eaten it." ”

"W-have you had enough?"

"Hmm!" made Mei Xiang suddenly feel that Wu Huan's nonsense had become more, which was a little funny.

"Rice!" Wu Le held a bowl full of rice in his hand.

For these little brothers, in order to win the hearts of the girls they like and achieve beautiful love, it is from the bottom of their hearts. In order to compete for plum fragrance, they are both more energetic with each other.

When Wu Le brought the rice to the table, Zhu Lecheng took it in a panic and said, "I'm really embarrassed to trouble the little young master to serve me the meal himself, how much do I mention in my heart-"

Wu Le said: "Please don't call me young master, grandpa said that everyone is equal, I am not a young master." ”

Zhu Le said movingly: "In the world now, all rich and powerful officials and eunuchs, or rich and wealthy businessmen, are called old masters and young masters. Probably only in this family, there is no distinction between dignity and inferiority, which makes me feel that I am treated as a human being, thank you! ”

Not to mention, he was a little teary-eyed.

Liu Xingmei smiled and said, "Eat quickly!" If you sigh again, I'm afraid you really have to be grateful. Listening to you, why do you look like a flower who wants to eat? ”

Zhu Le choked up and said, "I feel it!" ”

Mei Xiang whispered: "I have the feeling of a beggar, it's amazing, this is a big realization, right?!" ”

After she finished speaking, she peeked at Tao Zhenzong, who was still drinking alcohol.

Bu Yanhong said: "His family's grain is almost piled up, and the elder brother can't eat all the crops without planting crops for a few years, and he has money and food, and he is still poor every day!" Even if someone in the village is hungry, he won't take out a grain even if he looks at the moldy food, not to mention it, and always likes to take advantage of others. This kind of person is afraid that he will never go to the point of asking for food in his life. ”

Zhu Le said: "It's still the eldest sister who understands me, as if she is a roundworm in my stomach." In this life, whoever has it is better to have it yourself, and if you borrow from others, you have to pay it back, so it is better not to borrow. ”

Meng Guoan glared at his wife Bu Yanhong, thinking that Zhu Le's words were a little ugly.

Han Sixiang said: "Just this big bowl full of Jianshan, see if you can still eat it?" ”

Zhu Le said: "I don't have a good heart, do you really want to watch me die?" I'm not going to be fooled! ”

He picked up the bowl, used chopsticks to remove more than half of the rice into an empty bowl, and then picked up the plate with a little and a half fish left, soaked the soup in the bowl, and said praisefully: "This sweet and sour carp is absolutely amazing, full of color, flavor, and delicious!" ”

Liu Xingmei was also not modest, and said proudly: "That is, it doesn't depend on who did it." Delicious, delicious, how many times can you eat it? Will you do it? Even if you have money, you can't eat here! If you go to those two again, you will definitely have this dish, try which one makes it well. ”

Zhu Le is usually afraid of Liu Xingmei's three points, as if he is reminding himself from the kicked buttocks. It was expected that at today's wedding banquet, she would not embarrass him, so she was three points bolder, and said, "I admit that even if there is me, I can't do it well." Asking me to do this is as difficult for a monk as it is for a nun to have a child! Not to mention, I also have a specialty, that is, I can pickle sauerkraut, which is white and fresh, and it is not rotten until June and May, and I can't find fault with it. ”

Liu Xingmei smiled and said sarcastically: "I see that you are a princess selling melons, selling yourself and boasting." If it's June in Wufang, your sauerkraut will definitely be the same as that stinky leek. If you follow what you say, your lice are all double-eyelid, and the lice will stare at people, who wouldn't blow it?! ”

She felt that it was not worth getting used to to being a vile and filthy villain.

The others laughed when they heard this.

Only Mei Xiang felt crispy and numb when she heard the lice.

These people do not distinguish between generations and treat Zhu Le like a child who has never grown up, lacking a sense of respect.

At this time, Jiao Heng on a table stretched out Wang Ba's neck to look this way, and it was very attractive to hear that he was talking and laughing. But he tried twice, and his raised ass still didn't leave his seat. He wanted to come forward to hear what they were talking about, but he was afraid of the spicy Liu Xingmei, that time he did go to Tao's house with dim sum to visit Tao Qisheng's illness in the name of visiting Tao Qisheng's illness, but in fact, he was planning to seduce the beautiful Liu Xingmei. When I came to visit, I was expelled from the house, and I knew that she was a good-looking but piercing thorn rose, and I still remember it vividly. Since then, he has completely dispelled the bad thoughts of wishful thinking, and timidly dare not approach Liu Xingmei, afraid of provoking her sharp scolding, thinking that it will be a more embarrassing thing than a woman who belongs to him to steal people and raise men. What's more, after knowing that Liu Xingmei can also do martial arts, she will feel more and more that this beauty is a little scary!