Prelude to the seizure of power
The state banquet went smoothly, and Liu Zhang sharpened his knife. At the beginning of the pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info everyone remembered Liu Zhang's rules in their hearts, and the atmosphere of the banquet was quite good.
When the banquet entered the climax, Liu Zhang suddenly offered to sing for everyone.
Lu Pheasant asked what song do you sing?
Liu Zhang's answer to "Ploughing Song"
Lu Pheasant smiled, "Your father Liu Fei may still know what is going on with farming, you Liu Zhang was born as a prince, and the Han Dynasty had already been established when he was born, do you know how to cultivate the field?"
Liu Zhang said solemnly, "Although I have never farmed, I deeply understand the truth of farming."
Lu Pheasant smiled, "Then you can sing it for everyone."
Liu Zhangyi cleared his throat and began to play the song "Ploughing Song": "Ploughing the seeds, the seedlings want to be thinned; Those who are not of their kind will hoe away"
Back then, Qi Ji's "Song of Chungmi" sang herself as a human and sang Liu Ruyi to death.
Now as soon as Liu Zhang's song comes out, no one is frightened: Liu Zhang, Liu Zhang, we know that you are bold.
But some songs can be sung at home, or even in the heart, so why risk your life to fight with others?
Look at what song you sing, it's clear that it's a metaphor for things!
Whatever you say is not grown by my family, everything must be eliminated quickly... Lu Pheasant immediately put on an ugly face.
had a good banquet, and it was completely ruined by Liu Zhang's song!
Everyone secretly lit a row of candles for Liu Zhang in their hearts... What is very surprising is that Lu Pheasant did not make a fortune unusually, but was silent.
At this time, I don't know who came out to make a round, and the unpleasant atmosphere at the banquet was like an ominous cloud in the sky blown away by the wind.
The drinking party continues, the persuasion continues, and the entertainment is to death!
However, at this time, discordant movements and sounds began to appear at the reception scene, and a Lu disciple had been dazed, so he wanted to take advantage of the crowd and sneak away, trying to get out of the wine.
But he couldn't escape Liu Zhang's eyes!
What is Liu Zhang doing today?
Whole person!
What kind of whole person to take?
Alcohol and military law!
Why do you want to fix it?
How to vent anger if you are not tidy?
Since it is a whole person to vent the fire, there must be a key target, they are the children of the Lu family who have a poor amount of alcohol.
We have reason to believe that this Lu guy who escaped from drinking must have been poured into him by Liu Zhang behind his back.
So he finally couldn't resist running away.
At this time, I saw that Liu Zhang didn't say a word, and chased him out when he picked up his sword!
After a while, Liu Zhang returned to the banquet scene with a human head dripping with blood, threw the head on the ground, and said loudly to Lu Pheasant, "There is a dead wine today, and the minister will behead him by law."
The audience was immediately frightened by this bloody reality!
Liu Zhang's expression was calm, and he sneered in his heart: I really killed it, what do you want to do, Queen Mother?
Lu Pheasant really can't do anything.
There are words first, and military law is wine.
So Liu Zhang's killing is justified.
If you want to blame, you can only blame this guy surnamed Lu for not only having a good amount of wine, but also not having a good wine.
Liu Zhang, there is really you.
Just finished a song "Ploughing Song", and another human head came.
Good interest, all ruined by you!
So, the drinking party broke up unhappily.
We can sum up Liu Zhang's action in one sentence: the Queen Mother was very angry, and the consequences were serious.
There are almost no ministers who don't believe that Lu Pheasant will easily let Liu Zhang go.
Even if you don't kill him, you have to teach this kid a lesson, so that he won't be lawless in the future?
So, everyone is waiting, waiting for the next prince of the Liu clan to be killed... A day passed, two days passed, three days passed ... Still didn't see Lu Pheasant take action.
Liu Zhang still went his own way, came and went freely, ate and slept well, and was in good spirits, as if nothing major had happened at all.
At this moment, the ministers of the Manchu Dynasty couldn't help but exclaim: Mom!
The dominatrix also has times when they are afraid of people.
Okay, you're Liu Zhang, it's really not bad!
Those ministers of the Han Dynasty who were worried about the power of the Lu clan seemed to see a bright future for the rise of the Liu clan from Liu Zhang.
As a result, an anti-Lu group centered on Liu Zhang began to slowly take shape.
Liu Zhang, who became a Damos sword, dangled above the head of the Lu Group... When Liu Zhang was rampage in front of Lu Pheasant like an angry bull, Chen Ping, the right prime minister, was like a shrunken turtle meditating behind closed doors, not knowing what to think.
Because Chen Ping had been ordered to arrest her husband Fan Xu, Lu Xiao repeatedly slandered in front of her sister Lu Pheasant, saying that Chen Ping was addicted to alcohol all day long.
After Chen Ping heard about it, he simply became more and more drunk and died.
After Lu Pheasant sent someone to investigate, he reacted differently from his sister and was very happy.
Because the more Chen Ping doesn't care about things, it means that the less ambitious he is, the more he can control the government.
So one day, Chen Ping entered the palace to do something, and it happened that Lu Xiao was also there.
After Chen Ping finished his work, the Queen Mother pointed to Lu Xiao and said, "You just do things as usual, don't be afraid of my sister." I believe in you, but I don't believe in Lu Xiao."
Chen Ping immediately thanked him and left the palace.
But Lu Pheasant really looked away this time.
Chen Ping, where is this no ambition?
It's just that I can't afford to provoke it, I can just hide it!
Chen Ping was hiding at the moment just because he was worried about one thing.
This matter is also a matter that the children of the Liu family are thinking about: except for the Lu family, everyone is in danger.
And how long can Lu Pheasant's forces last?
How long can he, the right prime minister, sit?
A good car is not something that can be created behind closed doors; A good plan to settle down is not something that can be thought of behind closed doors.
Chen Ping thought about it day and night, but there was nothing he could do.
Unexpectedly, at this moment, someone was like a breeze blowing clouds, sending him a good plan to sweep away his gloomy mood!
This person is Comrade Lu Jia, who is famous for eating and drinking.
Liu Bang died, the Lu family was in power, Lu Jia no longer had the intention of studying academics, his face was completely changed, he looked cynical, and he wandered around.
Half of the reason why Lu Jia has nothing to do is that he is full of fear of Lu Pheasant and avoids disasters; Half of them were born at ease, enjoying themselves.
In order to carry out the freedom to the end, he made some plans for the future: first, he sold all the sacks of gifts that Zhao Tuo gave him when he was an envoy to South Vietnam, and got a total of 1,000 gold, which was distributed among his five sons.
Under the pretext of illness, he himself bought a good piece of land in Haoqi to settle down.
In these days, it is better to rely on the fields than on the powerful.
He ordered his five sons to follow his example in production, to be self-reliant, and to be content.
Secondly, the property left by Lu Jia to himself was a car, four horses, a dozen waiters, and a sword worth 100 gold.
A real musician.
He once openly told his five sons: "I make a rule with you, that no matter who I pass by, you must try to satisfy me, the attendants, and even the horses." Change every 10 days. If I die one day at one of your doorsteps, then all my possessions shall belong to him. Of course, don't bother me to eat and drink, I still have to go to other people's houses, and I will go to your respective houses at most two or three times a year. Therefore, the number of times you see me is relatively small, and you don't have to worry about the burden of your life at all."
We have reason to believe that for Lu Jia's five sons, the second half of their father's words are the key.
All right!
rely on his son at home and his friends when he goes out; Daddy, I hope you rely more on your friends and less on your sons, and your sons will definitely be grateful to you... As a result, the diplomat Lu Jia became a cynic who relied on diplomacy to eat.
Lu Jia is still a kind-hearted person, and if you want to rub it, you have to find some oily and watery people to start, such as Taiwei Zhou Bo, the right prime minister Chen Ping, and the left prime minister to judge and eat these people, and they can't let them go!
This has to go back to the previous scene, when Chen Pingzheng was unintentionally timed for the Lu family's dictatorship, Lu Jia directly broke into his prime minister's mansion.
When Lu Jia sat in the hall and waited for Chen Ping to see him, the waiter told him a disappointing news: "The prime minister is unwell and it is inconvenient to see guests, please go back"
Lu Jia smiled.
Today I came to eat and drink, you don't come out to invite me to drink, you want to drive me out empty-handed?
Tell you two words: no way!
Lu Jia told the waiter, "Please pass on the word to the prime minister, Lu Jia came to see him today"
In this way, Lu Jia entered the room.
I saw Chen Ping sitting in the bedroom, his head down, not looking at Lu Jia or saying a word.
Lu Jia opened his mouth and asked, "What is on the Prime Minister's mind?"
Chen Ping smiled, "Sir, you might as well guess"
Lu Jia smiled: "Don't guess at all." You are the prime minister, and you eat 30,000 households. As the saying goes: rich and noble, no desire; However, you have a heart disease, and you are just worried about the dictatorship of Zhulu and the suspicion of the lord and the country."
Chen Ping shook his head and sighed: "Those who know me are worried about me." That gentleman has a plan to teach me."
They all said they were here to heal you.
If you don't have a little strategy, how dare you go to Prime Minister Chen's mansion to cheat and eat and drink?
Lu Jia immediately said, "The world is safe, pay attention to the phase; The world is in danger, pay attention to the will. If there is harmony, the hearts of the people will be attached. So that there will be changes in the world, and there will be no division of power. If there is no division of power, what can not be done? Today's social plan is only in the hands of two people. One is Taiwei Zhou Bo, and the other is the right prime minister. As long as the two of you can join forces, what's the difficulty except for Lu An and Liu? However, Zhou Bo is used to giggling with me, and he always doesn't believe me. Why didn't the prime minister take the initiative to befriend Zhou Bo and wait for the times to change?"
Chen Ping sighed, "You don't know: when Chu and Han fought, I came from Xiang Yu to vote." The Marquis of Jiang once impeached me in front of the first emperor for being robbed by gold, and the suspicion is still unresolved. How do you tell me how to make friends with him?"
Lu Jia immediately whispered something else to Chen Ping.
Lu Jia's words really saw the sun like a cloud, illuminating Chen Ping's damp and dark soul.
Immediately, Chen Ping invited Zhou Bo to his home as a guest.
At the banquet, the two praised each other, and Chen Ping also took out 500 gold to celebrate Zhou Bo's birthday.
A few days later, Zhou Bo's family held a banquet and invited Chen Ping.
The two touted each other again... Finally, under the mediation of Lu Jia, Chen Ping and Zhou Bo realized the first cooperation between the military generals of Wenxiang and the military.
And Lu Jia also got a lot of wealth from Chen Ping: 100 slaves and maids, 50 cars and horses, and 5 million money.
In addition to being used to win over the ministers of the imperial court, in addition to Lu Anliu in the future, it will be a guarantee that he will not have to worry about eating and drinking for the rest of his life.
Under the banner of Liu Zhang, Chen Ping, and Zhou Bo, the Han Dynasty completed the most critical gathering, and the big drama is about to begin!
In September, Empress Lü sent Zhou Zao to lead troops to conquer South Vietnam.
In September, Liu Bang's son, Liu Jian, the king of Yan, died, leaving a son with a beautiful woman.
Empress Lu didn't want the kid to inherit the title, so she sent assassins to Jicheng and kill the kid.
On October 16, the 8th year of Han Gao (BC181), Lü Hou established Lü Tong, the son of Lü Tai and the Marquis of Dongping, as the king of Yan.
The Marquis of Dongping was given to Lü Zhuang, the younger brother of Lü Tong.
In the era of the Lv Dynasty, there were 2 kings with different surnames: Wu You, King of Changsha, and Zhang Yan, King of Lu; 3 kings of the Lü family: Yan King Lü Tong (Lü Zesun), Zhao King Lü Lu (Lü Shi's son), Liang King Lü Chan (Lü Zezi); There are 9 kings of the Liu family: Liu Ze (Liu Bang's younger brother), Liu Jiao, the king of Chu, Liu Jiao (Liu Bangdi), Liu Bi, the king of Wu (Liu Bang's nephew), Liu Heng (Liu Bangzi), the king of Huainan, Liu Chang (Liu Bangzi), the king of Qi, Liu Xiang (Liu Bangsun), the king of Hengshan, Liu Chao, the king of Jichuan, and Liu Wu, the king of Huaiyang (all 3 of them are Liu Yingzi).
There are 4 foreign princes: Minyue Wang Wuzhu, Nanyue King Zhao Tuo, Nanhai Wang Weaving, and East China Sea Wang Shao.
In March of the 8th year of Henkel (BC180), the Empress Dowager Lü came to Weishui in person to remove the ominous and pray for blessings and disasters.
However, on the way back to Chang'an, she suddenly saw something like a dog, which drilled into her armpit like a meteor.
Lu Pheasant was startled, looked down, and the thing suddenly disappeared again.
Oops, is this an unjust ghost, or is the old eye dizzy?
Regarding the theory of ghosts and gods, Lu Pheasant has always preferred to believe in what he has than what he does not have.
She immediately summoned a sorcerer for divination, and the sorcerer told her, "The thing that ran to your armpit is the unjust soul of Liu Ruyi, the king of Zhao."
The wizard's words were like a rope around his neck, and Lu Pheasant was almost out of breath.
Pray for blessings and blessings, what a ghost to pray for!
Qi Ji, Qi Ji, do you hate me for being a ghost?
Now the ghosts of your mother and son are ready to haunt me, aren't they?
And since that day, Lu Pheasant's armpit seems to have a tumor, and it hurts more and more day by day.
Like a snake swallowing an elephant, it devoured Lu Pheasant's last four months of life day by day... At that time, there was no reason not to believe it: the begging person came, and Lu Pheasant was exhausted!
And today, more than 2,000 years later, I don't believe that the thing that ran to Lu Pheasant's arm in a trance was a ghost.
But I believe that it is some kind of hint of Lu Pheasant's psychology, but this psychological hint has turned into a vague feeling, which flies out of his mind in an instant and burrows into his heart.
In the view of Freud, a master of modern psychology, the patient's dream is the result of the transmission of the body to the brain mutation.
Then we can also say this: the thing that Lu Pheasant saw in his trance that the dog drilled into his armpit was also the feeling generated by the body's mutation and emission signals.
It turns out that sometimes ghosts are nothing more than a deep fear inside, a feeling of impotence against an ignorant world...