Zhang Xiaobao looked around, except for the sergeant in front, the other three sides were all walls, and muttered in a low voice: "Okay, I also write songs." ”

Look at the question.

You have to write according to the title, if it's really wrong, it's too ugly, Li Longji can't laugh to death when he sees it? has been fighting since he was a child, and after fighting for so many years, he has always had the upper hand, and he can't make him laugh at anything.

Zhang Xiaobao is not worried at all that the officials who judge the papers dare not hand over their papers to Li Longji, if they really fail in the first batch, it is estimated that Li Longji will find a person to put the officials who judge the papers in prison, and then open a winter camp, that is, another imperial examination, in the winter.

Anything can happen in a magical world, isn't it, and it's normal to take another test in winter.

Zhang Xiaobao put his eyes on the scroll, only to see that it was written, 'Chaowen Dao, you can die at night.' The Tao is the way, the very way, I know the words, I am good at raising, and I am heroic. ’

At first glance, Zhang Xiaobao was stunned.

Stick your mouth to the side of the board: "Wife, do you see it, he is **, who made the question?" Analects, Lao Tzu, Mencius, as for three people in one sentence? ”

"Don't you teach others to let others hear? Don't talk about it, I'll let people kick you out, and you wait to participate in next year's Spring Festival. "Wang Juan really can't take Zhang Xiaobao, the examination room, can't you be serious?

"Who heard? Who dares to pick me up? "Zhang Xiaobao is really bored, I thought the imperial examination was very difficult, but the result was a fill-in-the-blank question, five argumentative questions, and a poem and a fu, what is this?

The sergeants in charge of the 'invigilator' Zhang Xiaobao and Wang Juan continued to be deaf and dazzled, and the immortals quarreled, and had nothing to do with mortals.

"Wife, don't write too fast, come slowly, I regret it, let Xiaobei and them participate, except for the wordwriting, it's almost there, in other aspects, it's no problem to enter the top 100, wife, is your poem rhyme or flat rhyme?"

Zhang Xiaobao continued to chatter.

"Qi Yun, Xiaobei can't memorize so many books, do you let Xiaoyuan help cheat? Even if you get the right questions, what if you get in? You said it yourself, you want them to learn and grow through play, if you don't have to make a name, what are we going to do? ”

Wang Juan also felt that the question was too simple, this was a national selection, and he was selected to be an official directly, but the difficulty was not as difficult as the college entrance examination, which was really speechless.

"Okay, okay, I'll write it, you're in rhyme, aren't you? I'm plain, I can't say that I copy your cheating. Zhang Xiaobao turned around and did not write, but fell into deep thought.

Similarly, Wang Juan didn't write it, not because he couldn't, but because he was suddenly interested, the imperial examination was too simple, no wonder Pujia Academy would be admitted as long as someone participated, not because of reputation, but because of the different ways of education received.

The two of them spent an hour and a half, or three hours, separated by a plank.

The morning started at seven o'clock, plus Zhang Xiaobao and Wang Juan finished writing the fill-in-the-blank questions, and then talked nonsense, now it's more than ten o'clock, almost half past ten.

Zhang Xiaobao waited for a while, raised his hand to continue knocking on the board, and suddenly found that there was a gap in the board.

With a 'bang', the wooden board between the two was opened by Zhang Xiaobao, which startled Wang Juan.

"Shhhh......hhhh The emperor was afraid that the two of us would be lonely, so he deliberately arranged for someone to do it. ”

Wang Juan didn't pay attention to Zhang Xiaobao, began to look at the wooden board carefully, and nodded: "The workmanship is very fine." ”

"It's okay." Zhang Xiaobao agreed.

"How did you find out?" Wang Juan wondered.

"You underestimate me, don't you, what did I do before, I can't find the money I hid? Passbooks, real estate certificates, notepads, bearer bank cards that always get six zeros as passwords, don't turn them out, who do I threaten to go? What do I spend?

You have 24 full-view surveillance in your community, with four gates and three mobile crossover security guards, I can't help it? The ability is a little worse, and you are not qualified to be your husband, right? ”

Zhang Xiaobao touched the wooden board and said to Wang Juan with an expression that I couldn't see it.

Wang Juan laughed with a 'poof', and looked at Zhang Xiaobao with a smile in her eyes, she was indeed very satisfied with having a husband like Zhang Xiaobao.

If she hadn't come over with Zhang Xiaobao, and Zhang Xiaobao was terminally ill at that time, she felt that she might have gotten a sum of money that Zhang Xiaobao was willing to hand over, and after Zhang Xiaobao was locked in, she would get him out and be with him through other channels.

"I know, you were a thief at the beginning, and the stolen officials didn't dare to report the case, you specifically picked a big fish, and you dared to steal the home of the secretary of the provincial political and legal committee, but he mobilized people to arrest you, and the case-handling personnel who were said to have never missed a beat, saw you fly one building after another, so they had to announce that the arrest failed, and then the secretary went to the CPPCC."

Wang Juan helped Zhang Xiaobao to prove it.

Zhang Xiaobao disagreed: "It's useless to live in the compound of the provincial party committee, no one usually stares at the surveillance, I put a cannon fight somewhere else, and when it goes off, can you still keep your eyes on the monitor?" I took the opportunity to pass, you check again, check the historical record after the theft, I have long since disappeared. ”

"I can." Wang Juan said angrily.

"Can you? Unless you're on the monitor, you stare at it and wonder why it's ringing. ”

"You go back for me, I'm not on good terms with you." Wang Juan pushed Zhang Xiaobao's head hard.

"Can you, can you still not, I was wrong, the cannon sounded endlessly during your exercise, don't you still have to stare at the monitor, then you go to be a security guard, a security guard with a military rank."

"Many security guards are originally military positions, local, you go back and write poems, flat rhyme, don't affect me." Wang Juan continued to push Zhang Xiaobao.

Zhang Xiaobao died: "Don't, don't, this time there are many current affairs, it's not easy for them to answer, the exam time is two days, and they are all staying here tonight, don't worry, don't worry, what are you going to eat at noon?" I'll do it for you? Do you want to eat pot-wrapped meat? Do you want to stew forest frogs in sauce? ”

Wang Juan finally relaxed, lowered his head and thought, "I want to eat casserole." ”

"No problem, brisket potato? Beef stewed radish? Chicken stew with mushrooms? Pine mushrooms. Baby cabbage ribs? Cod tofu? Dog meat? Dog meat is not good, women are not good at eating that, and I still have to boil dog sauce and mutton fungus?

In this way, there should be kidney beans in the store in our capital, that is, green beans, I will make a rotten stew for you, first make a braised pork, and then put kidney beans, potatoes, eggplant in the stew together, as well as peppers and tomatoes, and then mix two cold dishes for you, and you will eat it with rice, okay? ”

Zhang Xiaobao opened his mouth, and the vegetables came out as soon as he slipped away.

Wang Juan frowned: "It's all stewed, stewed." ”

"Sister, it's not that I want to stew, it's that you want to eat a casserole, brother, I'm going to cooperate with you, you find me a casserole that isn't stewed, and I'll learn." Zhang Xiaobao spread his hands.

"Then I'm going to eat Buddha and jump over the wall." Wang Juan gambled.

"How can you have time, you will eat tomorrow? I asked people to prepare it today, and it just so happened that there were bear paws, which I took from Li Longji at the zoo, and I didn't plan to return it to him. "Zhang Xiaobao doesn't care about anything for his wife.

Wang Juan bit his lip: "I ate it once, there are no bear paws, and it is said that it is very difficult to do." ”

"Sister, where did you eat the Buddha jumping over the wall? Let's not be limited to the form, okay? In fact, the Buddha jumped over the wall, just a few words, fresh, tender, hemp, smoked, sandy, slippery, sweet, fragrant.

Why is there such a taste, because of the ingredients, the ingredients are not put together, the ingredients of each taste, according to the different times of ripening, out is this feeling, in fact, I don't want to eat this thing, not to mention, after making it, there is a certain amount of toxins in it.

Let me tell you, I don't need to put as many ingredients as people introduced, as long as I have enough seasonings, I can take a piece of meat and stew it for you to achieve the same effect.

It sounds scary, what is it, it is nothing more than the freshness of seafood, the tenderness of bamboo shoots, the sweetness of rock sugar, the smoothness of shark fin, the sand of liver, the smoking of ham, the hemp of rice wine, the fragrance of meat, and other ingredients, in fact, are all corresponding effects. ”

Zhang Xiaobao pursued the essence and told the truth.

"But the things made by people are like transparent, and they feel like they are frozen when they are cold." Wang Juan has never eaten less, others need to make reservations, but she doesn't need them.

"I use caustic soda to burn, it's more transparent, it's not simple, you stew fish, make meat, all have jelly, I'll get you some starch and alum, I'll get you as much jelly as you want."

So, don't listen to their blowing, my brother made you a really good thing, many of the ingredients in the Buddha jumping over the wall are suitable for the occasion, if I was the person who did the Buddha jumping over the wall, I will definitely sigh, my ingredients are too few, not complete.

Buddha jumping over the wall is the outbreak of the diet, the same as the rotten stew I made for you, the rotten stew is mainly meat and fishy and hard to find, so there is only a braised pork, so it is made into a vegetarian main, like pearl jade and white jade soup.

Only those who are not skilled win with materials, do you see the dishes I usually cook for Xiaobei, do I need to put a lot of seasonings and a lot of ingredients? It's just an omelette, and it has its own style.

Why are French steaks and Italian pasta so classic? Just because they're simple, I can make it taste whatever I want, and steak is beef, wine and salt in my eyes, and macaroni is tender and smooth.

I'll make you steamed bear paws when I go back, and it's enough to put a little salt and mushrooms, it's nothing more than a little tender and smooth, what else? Eat shrimp and clams raw, do you want me to smear you with a hundred spices?

Why do you have to eat fried rice overnight? Tough, that is, there is less water in the rice grains, I use freshly steamed Northeast rice, put it in the microwave oven to bake it, the taste is no different, of course, you want to say that the watery rice has a slight fermentation process in one night, then I will ferment it for you. ”

Listening to Zhang Xiaobao talking about how to cook in the examination room, Wang Juan smiled and smiled sweetly and happily: "Xiaobao, why are you different from others?" ”

"Because I'm no one else, I'm Zhang Xiaobao, the presidents of many countries value me, but I don't value them, because the president can be changed, Zhang Xiaobao is the only one, what do you eat at noon?" Zhang Xiaobao turned the topic back again.

"What do you say?" Wang Juan became shy.

"I don't know you." Zhang Xiaobao was very helpless.

"Let's stew, give you a chance to mix the ingredients, and put less peppers."

"I know, the green pepper, that is, the persimmon pepper, has not been cultivated yet."

"How to cultivate persimmon peppers, do you understand?"

"As the name suggests, tomatoes are hybridized with peppers."

"Got it, do it, I'm hungry." Wang Juan uses language to show who says what is said in the family.

"Don't cross me, I'll just wait for five minutes, what can you do, afraid of you? Come on, go to the champion building and get something for me, five minutes late, oh, a quarter of an hour. Zhang Xiaobao doesn't believe that he can't get back the dominant position in the family.

Wang Juan pursed his lips and smiled: "Husband, are you angry with your concubine?" It's not five minutes late. ”

"No, I'm afraid that they will accidentally break the tomatoes, I'll do it quickly, this will ignite the fire, and it won't be delayed, you see." Zhang Xiaobao began to burn the fire with a sense of accomplishment that belongs to a man, just stewed, when I can't do it?

So, when it was almost noon, the other candidates were eating a box lunch that was better than what many people usually eat, and Zhang Xiaobao and Wang Juan were standing in front of the casserole, snorting and eating rotten stew.

That fragrance made the other candidates angry, even if they smelled the smell of rotten stew, Zhang Xiaobao didn't collect money from them, and they were not happy.

Finally, a candidate next door couldn't help it, stretched his neck and poked his head out, and asked, "Why isn't Zhuangyuan Lou here to cook?" ”

Zhang Xiaobao stopped his chopsticks and raised his head: "Zhuangyuanlou has no shortage of this opportunity, go back, and then call someone to drive you out." ”

The candidate was very self-aware and didn't think that he had the strength to resist Zhang Xiaobao's authority, so he retracted his head stupidly and continued to eat a boxed lunch.

Zhang Xiaobao shook his head helplessly, and said to Wang Juan: "People, ** is really uncontrollable and endless. ”

"No, how can society develop, human beings only rely on ** to defeat other animals, don't you invite the examiner to come and eat together?" Wang Juan was half-full before he remembered that he hadn't invited others.

"We're taking exams, don't affect the discipline in the exam room." Zhang Xiaobao took a chopsticks of dried tofu with scallion oil and said to Wang Juan.

Wang Juan put a piece of braised pork into his mouth, and said in a vague voice: "Don't mention the discipline of the examination room to me, if you don't destroy it, you will naturally have discipline." ”

"It doesn't matter if you destroy it or not, I thought it would be so difficult before, the imperial examination, it's too disappointing." When Zhang Xiaobao thought of the exam questions, he began to be helpless again.

Wang Juan was silent for a while, took a small spoon, scooped the soup in the pot and drank it.

Zhang Xiaobao also became silent, bowing his head and eating violently.

Both of them have their own thoughts.

"Why?" After a long while, Zhang Xiaobao stopped his chopsticks and looked out, as if talking to himself, as if asking Wang Juan.

"Because, we are used to 12 years of compulsory education, we are used to not having a good job after graduating from university, and we are used to having many master's and doctoral degrees.

I didn't think about it before, but I only occasionally felt why I would go through education for so long and then lose the opportunity to obtain more resources for survival, and the state did not give any preferential treatment to the educated. ”

Wang Juan also muttered.

Zhang Xiaobao turned his head, picked up the cucumber strips in the Northeast cuisine, pinched and bit down with his hand, and said, "Now you know?" ”

"Got it." Wang Juan nodded.

"In fact, the country has never thought of allowing its people to widen the distance between them and their fellow citizens through education, because everyone is learning, but in order to widen the gap between one society and another, or to prevent other countries from surpassing the level of knowledge base.

Now I think that if we can bring a group of graduates from our university, who are serious students, all of them are tourism, minerals, physics, chemistry and other disciplines, and then compare them with the outstanding people of the same age in Datang, and the people of Datang will be trampled under their feet.

This kind of gap can destroy the country, just like Li Longji is always afraid of the country that can shoot cannonballs from Luzhou to Chang'an, so the original intention of education for all is not to let people in their own country increase their competitive advantages against each other, but to immortalize the race. ”

When Wang Juan said this, he thought about why the emperor was willing to give shade to the children of officials, because the children of officials were educated differently from the children of commoners.

If there is no endless paper, if there is not a lot of pen and ink, if there is no large number of books, if there are no good teachers, if there is no .......

So ten years of hard study sounds beautiful, but it is far less than the nine-year compulsory education with all the conditions, let alone the twelve years of compulsory education at that time.

In Datang, a child who is willing to learn, he wants to learn, but there are no more communication channels, before he and Xiaobao came, before a large number of printed books, he could get a book, he was willing to give him a little more time, he copied it.

Can it be replaced by himself and Xiaobao at that time? You can find a free library at will, and even a stall that sells books for rent, you don't buy or rent there, just watch, and few people drive you away.

A child of a grade, who has just come into contact with a one-dimensional equation, walks on the street, and remembers a problem that he can't solve, he casually pulls a person, even if it is a walking passer-by, a waiter selling goods, asks him, as long as the other party has time and mood, he will teach him.

Because it's so simple, as long as it's older than him, it will.

But what about putting it here? You just pull someone to ask, just kidding.

What's more, there is also the Internet, a question in the Analects will not be solved, there will be many people to teach you, and there are several answers for you to choose.

Thinking of this, Wang Juan muttered again: "The real terrible thing is not knowledge, but turning knowledge into common sense used in life.

When a place is affected by a disaster and floods are raging, people know how to drink boiled water, when a person has diarrhea and naturally knows how to replenish salt, when encountering foggy weather, they will immediately wear a mask and try not to go out.

In this way, turning knowledge into common sense, which is almost instinctive, is the real national heritage. ”

Zhang Xiaobao took over: "That's why we think that the examination questions of the imperial examination are simple, because what you have been teaching me, and what I have been teaching Xiaobei, is the common sense that you and I take for granted, but it is much higher than the education system of the Tang Dynasty." ”

"Yes, Xiaobao, I have decided, I want to rebuild the Datang education system." Wang Juan waved his fist, looking ambitious.

"But it's hard." Zhang Xiaobao still does not dare to say that he has built a financial system.

"Isn't it hard to tell you?"

"Isn't it hard for you to tell me?"

"It's better to have two people difficult than one."

"Just tell me what I'm going to do."

"Your fame, my fame, and our money, I want to build a university, the whole system, hire teachers, recruit students, and no one is allowed to make trouble, and for a period of time, no political factors are allowed to participate."

Wang Juan took a piece of eggplant and chewed it vigorously, treating it as if he were a troublemaker.

Zhang Xiaobao put a piece of charcoal under the clay pot again, picked up the roll and fanned it dozens of times in the air, and took two deep breaths.

Wang Juan saw Zhang Xiaobao's movements and said: "Look, you don't need others to deliberately remind you, you know that you are worried about carbon monoxide poisoning, this is the power of knowledge." ”

"Okay, don't talk about this, I support you, will we finish the martial arts exam? I'll think of a way for you, isn't it just to build a university, a whole department, find students and teachers, don't let others make trouble, and drive away all political factors, it's simple. ”

Zhang Xiaobao raised his hand, expressed his convincing, and signaled that Wang Juan did not need to continue lobbying.

"Simple, you say it now." Wang Juan had to get an answer that made her happy.

Zhang Xiaobao was a little helpless: "What you said, I will complete it simply, but I can't just spend money and not make money, if I want to make money from it, I must have to put a lot of effort into it, and wait for the martial arts to finish." ”

"You, you are really Zhang Xiaobao, you refuse to eat at all, what are you going to do." Wang Juan was about to say that Zhang Xiaobao was greedy for money, but when he saw Zhang Xiaobao waving to the sergeant outside, he asked in confusion.

"If you want a few papers, I'll answer you, we've been studying for all these years, and it's too contemptuous to answer only one Jinshike." Zhang Xiaobao said as he waited for the sergeant to come closer.

"Lord Zhang, what do you command?" The sergeant reacted quickly this time, Zhang Xiaobao beckoned to him, and his eyes were no longer dazzled, and his ears were no longer deaf.

Zhang Xiaobao pointed to the left and right: "I want a few volumes, the Ming Classics, the Ming Laws, the Ming Characters, and the Ming Calculations, all of them will be given to me again, oh, two sets, Lord Wang also needs one set." ”

The sergeant nodded, turned around, Zhang Xiaobao turned around, saw Wang Juan's puzzled look, and said: "When you take the university entrance examination, in two days, do you only take one fill-in-the-blank question, write a poem, write a poem, and five argumentative questions?" ”

Wang Juan shook his head vigorously: "How can there be such a good thing?" In Jinshike, I think we should give two hours to answer the questions, because the writing speed with a brush is slower than that of a fountain pen, otherwise, 90 minutes is enough. ”。。