Chapter 54: Qin Hao's Metamorphosis

Just when Lin Chong was delaying his life, putting life and death out of the way, and picking Shi Wengong with a gun, Qin Hao, who was acting as a headhunter and exercising decision-making power, came to the end of the Ming Dynasty.

Of course, there was a little bit of a glitch with the plan.

Chongzhen quit, and even slapped the table with Qin Hao.

Qin Hao was indifferent, still his face did not change and let Chongzhen jump like thunder, like an old monk in a fixed place, and even elegantly dodged Chongzhen's saliva.

Because all this was expected by Qin Hao, he lied to Lin Chong.

Whether this battle can be turned into a victory, in fact, the biggest question is not whether Lin Chong can delay enough time at all, but whether Qin Hao can convince Chongzhen.

waited until Chongzhen finished getting angry, Qin Hao stretched out his hand and beckoned, and said with a smile: "Lost your temper?" After the tantrum is over, sit down and talk, and listen to me explain the reasons. ”

"You...

Chongzhen was also made very uncomfortable by Qin Hao, a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water, as if he was punched on cotton, since he ascended the throne, he has always been the only one who is the only one who is dictatorial, why has he ever been so temperless?

"Okay, you say, I'll listen to you, and see what flowers you can say."

Qin Hao said lightly: "I did this to change my life against the sky and win half of the sky." ”

Chongzhen sneered: "You are here to help that Shuibo Liangshan, what does it have to do with me?" ”

"It matters, because you are all my candidates, and our enemies are all Heavenly Dao."

Seeing that Chongzhen obviously still didn't understand, Qin Hao continued: "Actually, I can completely ignore them, Chao Gai is going to die, I just need to ensure that Chao Gai will survive in the Water Margin before he breathes, and as long as the person dies, the things in the Water Margin will no longer have anything to do with me, have you ever thought about why I should pay my own name to bet on this?" ”

"That's right, what are you trying to do."

"There are two reasons, one is to be responsible for customers, and the other is to be responsible.

"What is two?"

Who knew that Qin Hao, who had just been an old monk, suddenly exploded as if he had eaten a cannonball, his eyes were resolute and terrifying, and he slapped the table fiercely and roared: "The second is special, because Lao Tzu has had enough!" Go to the bullshit of the special mother, Lao Tzu is fed up! ”

Chongzhen was stunned, and he couldn't understand why he became popular for no reason?

I only heard Qin Hao continue: "This bullshit heavenly way of the special mother, since the first day I met you, I started to play with me, Gongsun Zhan probationary period, you saw it, for no reason, what kind of Kong Youde made your sister wrong!"

I don't even want to hide, I don't want to hide it, I don't want to mix it up, it doesn't want to play with me, my special mother will enter a handful of shares, and accompany Tiandao to have a good time with my special mother! This time, bullshit Tiandao doesn't want me to run away like a dog again, my special mother must win the sky this time, give him a little color to see! ”

As he spoke, Qin Hao raised his head suddenly, and his eyes looked directly at Chongzhen, "To help me is to help you, I can't fight the way of heaven by myself, and I can't rely on Chao Gai alone, and I can't rely on you, but as long as we join forces, we may not be able to fight him, this time I not only want to win, but also win beautifully, how about it, can you come?" ”

Chongzhen's whole person seemed to be stupid, and he couldn't slow down for a long time, and it took a long time before he stumbled and said, "This... That's why you helped Chao Gai? ”

"Yes, I helped Chao Gai like this today, and I will help you like this tomorrow."

"You... Will it also help me win the half of the sky in the future? ”

"Yes, as long as we trust each other."

"Can you trust me?"

"Although you are mean, irresponsible, self-serving, impatient and suspicious... But who made you my first customer, and it was quite pleasant to do two orders with you, so I can barely trust you. ”

“。。。。。。。。 Do you know that if you weren't immortal, I'd really want to whip you a few times? ”

Qin Hao smiled easily: "Alas, you emperors, you just can't listen to the truth, what I say is the truth, except for me, who dares to tell you the truth, if you also hope that the resistance of this heavenly way can be smaller, the faster the dragon qi rises, you will reflect on yourself, if you don't change it, then you will be encouraged, but then again, you are generally not bad, you are a qualified emperor, you can rank in the top five among the seventeen emperors of the Ming Dynasty." ”

Chongzhen just wanted to snort arrogantly, and when he accepted Qin Hao's praise in the second half of the paragraph, Qin Hao's old problem of cheapness was committed again: "It's a pity, the opponent you met Huang Taiji, people can almost be regarded as eloquent, and it is not an exaggeration to say that there is no one in five hundred years, you are the emperor who is qualified, and people are basically perfect." ”

In a word, Chongzhen's nose was so hung that he couldn't get angry.

"Humph! I still don't want to write my will, or you go to Huang Taiji to write it. ”

"Don't don't, I want me, you hurry up and write."

"Take it, find Xun Yu's ticket and plan to go."

"Yes, you're busy, I'm leaving."

As he spoke, he picked up the holy decree and left, until he walked to the door, before turning back to Chongzhen and saying, "Thank you, take care." ”

Chongzhen also said with a straight face: "Take care, come back safely, I am still waiting for you to help me win the world." ”

"Hahahahahaha, don't worry, Lao Tzu's life is very hard, God wants to accept it, it's not so easy."

As the so-called looking up to the sky and laughing and going out, my generation is actually chrysanthemum.

Chongzhen looked at Qin Hao's distant back, and obviously felt that Qin Hao's whole person seemed to be liberated in an instant, and he immediately became taller, belonging to the original Qin Hao's body, the humble Qin Hao, who was a small white-collar worker or even a small citizen who was indifferent to everyone, died, and now Qin Hao is a hero who wants to compete with the heavens.

A person who holds a chess piece, plays with the sky, and even wants to win half of the sky!

Turning a corner and going straight into the cabinet, Qin Hao didn't care if there was a meeting inside, he directly pushed the door open and raised his legs to go inside, and glanced at Xun Yu, who was working hard to write, and moved a chair to the opposite side of Xun Yu, and patted Chongzhen's holy decree directly in front of Xun Yu, "Xun Xiang order, sign." ”

"Yo, what kind of wind blew the immortals here?"

"Hehe, isn't that busy?"

It wasn't until this time that Qin Hao reacted, he hadn't come to Xun Yu for a while, and he was really not very responsible for this candidate.

This glance really scared Qin Hao enough, only to see Xun Yu's eyes sunken, his face haggard, where is the whole person still a little bit of a suave Xun Lingxiangyi?

"Wen Ruo, you... What's wrong with you? Hey, you smell all over you, how long has it been since you took a shower? ”

"Hehe, Daming's mess is really bad, Gongsun Chan on the front line is fighting, I haven't been home for three days, the conditions of this cabinet are limited, and I can't make special words."

Hey, Qin Hao is really frightened now, you must know that the reason why Xun Yu is called Xun Ling Xiangyi is because of one of his special hobbies: incense.

This Xun Yu may have something wrong, he likes incense if he has nothing to do, he is handsome, and he always smokes himself fragrantly, and he can't wait to occupy the house to be fragrant, so he got such a nickname, he doesn't take a bath for three days, but he can imagine what the hell he has become.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I don't care much about you, I'll definitely help you if you have something in the future."

"Hehe, it's okay, Gongsun Zhan is playing smoothly now, Huang Taiji is already at the end of the crossbow, and when he finishes fighting, I can also make it easier."

Unexpectedly, just when the two were greeting, a very annoying voice suddenly sounded.

"This... This.. This is approved by His Majesty? I don't believe it, I'm going to go to His Majesty to make it clear, such an impudent request will never be approved by the cabinet! ”

Qin Hao squinted, hey, it's really an acquaintance, it is the famous person who once got up with Qin Hao, Qian Qianyi, the leader of the Donglin Party!

"Cao, which girl didn't clamp her crotch and let you out."

"You... How dare you insult the loyal ministers of the court with such foul language! ”

"Whew! As far as you are also worthy of being called a special mother, you will be good-looking sooner or later. ”

Saying that, Qin Hao also said to Xun Yu: "Wen Ruo, is this old bastard a stumbling block for you, don't worry, I will help you, sooner or later I will make this old pervert a bald chicken." ”

Qin Hao is by no means groundless suspicion, with Qian Qianyi's desperate character, it is impossible to be willing to let the cabinet chief assistant that he believes belong to him be snatched away by Xun Yu, and with his position as the leader of the Donglin Party, I am afraid that Xun Yu is usually restrained by him.

"You... You.. You, you, you. ”

Xun Yu smiled and said: "Don't worry, the cabinet is my final say, and I signed this will." ”

Qian Qianyi's face turned purple: "You... You... You, you, you. Xun Yu! The cabinet is not up to you! You've got to call a meeting for something like this! ”

Who knew that Xun Yu ignored him at all, signed by himself, and said to Qin Hao with a smile: "Do you know how the conflict between me and Lord Qian is usually resolved?" ”

Qin Hao shook his head and said he didn't know.

"That's it."

Saying that, Xun Yu jumped out of the stool and kicked Qian Qianyi is foot, "I'll fight~"

Bang, bang, bang, bang, Xun Yu kicked Qian Qianyi's head and face seven or eight times in a row, and then stopped: "Lord Qian, do you have any opinions now?" ”

"You, you... I'm the leader of the Donglin Party, you can't... ”

"I'll hit ~~"

"It's gone, it's gone, I'm gone."

Yes, Qin Hao forgot, this Xun Ling Xiangyi was hired by killing people, and relying on Chongzhen's trust, this special has been played crazy by him, why don't I have a relationship between the top and bottom? Lao Tzu fucked you directly.

"Okay, after signing, let's go find Cao Huachun to wear red."

Qin Hao glanced at Qian Qianyi, who was lying on the ground wailing, with great pity, and sighed, "Take care, Wen Ruo, it is estimated that you have a probation period... I'm afraid it won't be easier than Gongsun Zhan. ”