After thinking about it, Wei Yan looked at His Majesty Li Er with an innocent face, and said seriously: "Back to Your Majesty, Weichen is a student of medicine, unlike a scholar of literature, his mouth is like a river, and his tongue is relatively stupid when he studies medicine." ”

His Majesty Li Er's eyes flashed with a trace of astonishment, if it weren't for the better cultivation and concentration, he was afraid that he would break his skills and laugh, but fortunately he couldn't help but grit his teeth a little after holding back: "Wei Yan, my daughter-in-law and children are all in prison, you are still in the mood to laugh, it seems that the calm kung fu is good, I want to reconsider you." ”

Wei Yan is still innocent, and even a little aggrieved: "Back to Your Majesty, Weichen is a doctor, the first requirement to be a doctor is to be calm, steady hands, pay attention to Mount Tai collapsed in front and his face does not change, the minister has been trained for six years, and he has been used to it, Your Majesty." ”

His Majesty Li Er snorted, probably thinking of the scene when Wei Yan operated on Qin Meng, without a little courage and determination, he cut open the belly of a big living person, cut off a piece of meat, and then sewed it with a needle and thread, which was really a bit mysterious: "Tell me, where did you learn the navy and army you mentioned?" ”

"Back to Your Majesty, Sun Tzu once said in the Art of War, knowing oneself and knowing one's opponent will win all battles. The ancestors believe that my Lu clan is an outsider, and has the secret art of Lu Gong, for the future of the family, the core children of the family are responsible for inheriting the secret art of Lu Gong, like the peripheral children of the minister, they will learn Chinese technology, under the management of the family for several generations, there is also a little situation and connections, the minister and his wife are learning medical skills, and they are divided into working in the medical hall opened by the family, the minister is a surgeon, and the contact on weekdays is some of the injured patients who have been traumatized, and the battlefield is the most vulnerable to trauma, and the time spent is long, plus the minister intentionally does it, I learned a lot about military knowledge, but the minister didn't learn military command or anything, at most, he just read the book and told the four old princes what the minister had heard. ”

When the four old princes were having dinner at his house, they had discussed the issue of war, and Wei Yan, a layman, was not seen through at a glance in front of the four insiders. In this kind of thing, it is better to tell the truth, cherish your life, and stay away from war.

His Majesty Li Er touched his beard, pointed to the truck and car beside him, and asked, "Tell me about these two things, how do you do them?" What materials are made of? ”

These two things, Wei Yan became even more confident, and said loudly: "Back to Your Majesty, the minister is a doctor, interlaced like a mountain, I don't know how to build a car, I only know that it is made of steel!" ”

“……”

His Majesty Li Er glared at Wei Yan angrily, his toes moved lightly on the ground, Wei Yan guessed that if it wasn't for the image of the emperor, it was estimated that His Majesty Li Er would kick him twice. Anyway, he is not afraid of boiling water, the highest level of flickering, half-truths and half-truths, and he is not afraid that His Majesty Li Er will send someone to investigate, and wait for the day when the Tang people can fly across the ocean. Even if you fly over the ocean, hehe, you have to be able to travel back to China more than 1,000 years later! Otherwise, he has a reason to push.

His Majesty Li Er pondered for a long time, and said coldly: "Wei Yan, aren't you worried about your daughter-in-law?" ”

Wei Yan scratched his head and smirked: "When the minister was passing through Persia a year ago, he picked up an old Xiucai who was about to die of illness, and he told the minister that His Majesty the Tang Dynasty was wise and martial, with clear rewards and punishments, and a big mind, and would not wronged a good person for no reason, nor would he let go of a bad person, and the minister thought so." ”

"What about the old Xiucai?"

"Back to Your Majesty, dead!"

"Humph! What a coincidence! It's useless for you to shoot my ass, your daughter-in-law is beating the Ouchi guards, and the representatives of the Ouchi guards are all royal, what is this called? To put it seriously, it is ill-intentioned and a rebellion! ”

"Your Majesty, you can't talk nonsense! Let's just keep the incense!

"Humph!" His Majesty Li Er snorted coldly. Wei Yan blinked, suddenly remembered a question, and asked weakly: "Your Majesty, can you tell the minister, how many of my Xie Jiu's fights?" ”

"Hmm...... Your daughter-in-law fights seven at a time, and her skills are good! ”

Wei Yan wiped a cold sweat and said with a dry smile: "It's very good, it seems that you can't provoke her in the future, otherwise your life will be difficult to protect." ”

"Didn't you know that your daughter-in-law knew martial arts before you got married?"

His Majesty Li Er rarely gossiped and asked Wei Yan. Wei Yan said with a sad face: "Before getting married, the minister didn't know anything about Your Majesty, she just sat there quietly, with few words, how to look dignified, and then the matchmaker said, the girl is introverted and shy, elegant and delicate, the minister believes it is true, and she can't think of it...... Alas! Otherwise, Your Majesty will issue a holy decree to the ministers, so that the ministers' daughters-in-law and children are not allowed to beat the ministers in the future, okay? ”

"Ridiculous! What do you think my decree is? ”

His Majesty Li Er finally couldn't help but kick Wei Yan, Wei Yan smirked, and didn't avoid it, of course, His Majesty Li Er's kick was not heavy, which made Wei Yan very regretful, and he originally planned to pay some medical expenses, but now he can only do it.

His Majesty Li Er stared at Wei Yan and said in a deep voice: "Wei Yan, the last question, why did the people of your whole clan come back, and in the end, only you and your wife remained?" ”

Wei Yan put away his smiling face and said seriously and solemnly: "Back to Your Majesty, because only our husband and wife are doctors in the whole clan, the way back is too far, the patriarch is underestimated, the medicine and vegetables are not enough, many people in the clan suffer from scurvy, the whole clan decides, in order to save the life of the young patriarch, let our husband and wife take care of the young patriarch, and leave all the medicine and vegetables to the young patriarch and our husband and wife, and finally hold on to the Tang Dynasty, when landing, the big car that the young patriarch was riding hit the tree, and our small one was controlled in time, so, The young patriarch died, and my daughter-in-law broke her leg. Heaven teased, we should have protected the return of the young patriarch, but the young patriarch died, and we are still alive. ”

"What is scurvy?"

Wei Yan explained again. The body of the driver's eldest brother was also buried on the mountain, and there were traces of turning, His Majesty Li Er didn't say anything, he simply took the initiative to confess.

His Majesty Li Er was silent for a long time, walking around in the tent, and only stopped when Wei Yan's eyes were dizzy, stared at Wei Yan fixedly, and said: "Wei Yan, I don't care if you really return from overseas, or if you pop out of thin air, as long as you are a talent, I will use you!" Take all your talents, your future, and take it into your own hands! You have merit, I reward you, you have faults, I punish you! You have to remember that if I let you live, you can live, and if I want you to die, you can only die! ”

This is Taizong Li Shimin, the first emperor Li Shimin, and the heavenly khan Li Shimin!

Wei Yan knelt down willingly and kowtowed: "The minister obeys the order!" ”

His Majesty Taizong laughed, his momentum was compelling, and he was arrogant: "I finally asked you to bow down to Wei Ziyue sincerely!" ”

Khan, it seems that the traces of modern "everyone is equal" are too deep in Wei Yan's body, and he is excited to see His Majesty Li Er, who is willing to kneel once. Wei Yan secretly sighed in his heart.

When he came back to his senses, the figure of His Majesty Li Er had already left the tent, and Wei Yan hurriedly chased him out and asked, "Your Majesty, my daughter-in-law?" My daughter-in-law is still in prison! ”

His Majesty Li Er stepped on the horse led by the attendant and said with a strange expression: "Heavenly prison?!" What a prison?! Did I say that your Xie Jiu is in the prison? ”

Wei Yan was speechless, looked at His Majesty Li Er with a tangled face, and said seriously: "Your Majesty, you are a golden mouth!" ”

His Majesty Li Er is a matter of course, and he should not give in: "Of course I am a golden mouth, is there anyone else in this world besides me?" ”

“…… No! ”

"Wei Yan, your daughter-in-law is waiting for you at home, go back quickly! Haha......"

His Majesty Li Er smiled and ran away, Wei Yan suddenly remembered something, and chased after him: "Your Majesty, the city gate is about to be closed, how can Weichen go back?" ”

After all, two legs can't run on four legs, and His Majesty Li Er ignored him and ran away, leaving only a road of dust for Wei Yan, and ate a mouthful of ash - bah, can you be an emperor and be a skin? Can Li Shimin bully people? Despise!