In the second year of Yuanfu of the Northern Song Dynasty (1099 AD), in September, the end of Ding, the virtuous concubine Liu summoned the queen because of the merit of giving birth, and the emperor granted amnesty to the world. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

On Gengzi Day, Gao Yu hid in Liu Shiquan's place for three years, received the news of amnesty, returned to Bianjing with Liu Shiquan's letter of recommendation, and went to Dong Jiangshi, who opened a crude medicine shop under the Jinliang Bridge in Tokyo.

On the day of Wuwu, the general judgment Tanzhou Bi gradually wrote and said: "The chronicle of the inscription erected by the Zhulu in Yuanyou should be ordered to be destroyed." "The emperor obeyed it.

"Hemorrhage, murder!"

"Third Brother Zhang, wake up, wake up."

"If you smash my third brother, you won't be able to eat and walk around."

"Let's let me, ram the goods, monkey, go to the Wang Family Medical Center to buy hemostasis and scatter."

"Fourth brother, there is no money, and all the money from selling vegetables yesterday was lost in the morning."

"All of you can make it up."

"I have ten articles here."

"I have fifteen papers."

"Here you go, I have eight words."

"Pinch the man."

Zhang San heard the noise in a daze, felt that his body was shaking, and suddenly felt a pain under his nose in a daze, and suddenly the whole person was awake.

I opened my eyes slightly and saw a circle of people around, wearing long robes and short hexagrams, all looking at me with panicked faces.

The young man holding himself saw that he woke up and hurriedly said, "Third brother, are you awake?" Is the wound on your head okay? ”

Hearing his question, Zhang San felt a pain in his head, and hurriedly touched his head with his hand, and this touch touched a sticky thing, and when he put it in front of him, it was blood!

Zhang San hurriedly sat up and checked, and then touched it carefully, and found a bun, forked with a stick, and a long hair.

Looking at the costumes of the people around and the surrounding buildings, I realized that this is ancient times.

As for why you don't suspect that you are in the crew?

Nonsense, Zhang San pulled it, this head full of real hair, and he was still playing League of Legends at home last second, how could it be the crew.

Zhang San fumbled to find the bleeding place, a sticky piece, but the bleeding had stopped, Zhang San covered his head and began to observe the surrounding situation.

This is the edge of an avenue, there are some people standing under the eaves in the distance and pointing, there is an open space near the roadside, there is a stone monument standing in the center of the clearing, and there are more than a dozen young people in short coats and long shirts around him, holding a flat stick in his hand and more than a dozen public service personnel opposite the stone tablet, and the group of officials and messengers are holding water and fire sticks, iron chains, shovels and other things in their hands, and they are also looking at this side with their heads stretched out.

At this time, the person who was just supporting him said: "Third brother, since the official family has issued a document, we can't hold our arms and thighs, so it's better to let them dismantle it, and after a few days the rumors have passed, we will stand up." ”

Zhang San hadn't figured out the situation yet, but he just didn't want to confront the officers and soldiers as soon as he came up, so he naturally let out a "hmm" from the admonition.

When the man saw that Zhang San agreed, he stepped forward and said to the public: "So that you know that this land is the ancestral property of the Zhang family, and every grass and tree on the ground is owned by the Zhang family. Even if it gets to Kaifeng Mansion, we have to ask for an explanation. ”

On the other side, the leader of the public was about to come up to speak, and a person on the side pulled him, this person's name is Tian San, and his family also lives near the left side of this sour jujube door, Tian San pulled the official leader and whispered: "Don't entangle with them, they are the splashes who live here, a group of broken households, and they are puffed up and played, and they will dirty their own faces." ”

The leader of the public said: "I really didn't look at the yellow calendar when I went out today, and I got this bad luck." A group of splashes, if they had been locked up in the past, they would have been beaten up, but the prefect was a newcomer, and he didn't know what regulations he followed. I don't know why this group of splashes wants to protect this broken monument? ”

Tian San replied when he heard his question: "My adult doesn't know, my house is near the left, I know some about the situation, the leaders of this group of prickly skins are a "street rat" Zhang San, and a "grass snake" Li Si. ”

Tian San pointed out the two leaders to the leader of the public, and then said: "It turns out that Zhang San's father is Lu Xiang Lu Gong's adult scholar, this monument is Lu Xiang's blind date book, Lu Xiang later rewarded this land to his father, that Zhang Sanben is a splash, he only knows how to drink and make money on weekdays, and he has lost all his family property, and he has three or four points of land on the side of this monument, and others refuse to sell it at a high price.

The leader of the duke said: "It's just that the lord ordered me to wait for today to be demolished, how is this good?" ”

Tian San said: "Li Si's tone just now seems to be soft, these splashes are so easy to deal with, if the adults reward him with half a penny, it will be counted as the cost of injury medicine, I am going to talk and make peace." ”

The leader thought about it, and felt that if he went back like this, he would not be hung up from above and laughed at by the other leaders in the yamen, but if he did evil in the future, this group of bad skins would not cause trouble, so it would be better to give up half of his money and do all the good deeds. When you go back, you only need to quote a demolition and repair money, which must not be difficult. After thinking about it, he took half a hanging money from his arms and handed it to Tian San.

Tian San took the money and came to Zhang San and the others and said half-explained and half-threatened: "Listen, the demolition of the Yuanyou inscription is an official metaphor, but you have to fight against the law of the country, and the rebellion will not succeed?" I read that I am a neighbor with you, and I have pleaded with the adults to make peace, and the adults pity you and wait for the small people to live a difficult life, and give you some decoction subsidies, don't make trouble again, if you make trouble in the house, you will have to have a spinal cane. When the time comes, I won't give a penny, and I will have to stab the remote military states, so why bother. ”

The crowd was also scared just now, and the group of public servants came up to dismantle it, and everyone only knew that they followed the third brother forward, and now they are afraid of it for a while. Look at people again, they have yellow lives, and there are people who support them. Everyone suddenly became three points shorter, and they all looked at Zhang San and didn't speak.

As soon as Tian San saw that there was a door, he walked up again and whispered: "Third Brother Zhang, don't be angry, they are also on a mission, the prefect personally gave the order, how can you and I resist, the prefect will be a big disaster to investigate it, and you hide this monument at home, I can't say that the wind will change in a few days, and it will not be too late to erect it again." ”

Everyone looked at Zhang San, Zhang San didn't understand what the situation was, but he heard that it was the law of the country and the spine stab, so he didn't dare to talk nonsense, and looked at the people next to him looking at him, so he took the money.

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief when they saw Zhang San receiving the money, and unconsciously hid backwards.

Zhang San and the others left the stele, and the public over there immediately started to build the stele, seeing that Zhang San cherished the stele so much, he did not smash it and threw it on the ground. Li Si saw that Zhang San was still in Mune, so he beckoned everyone to carry the stone tablet to Zhang San's house.

This monument is two meters high and one meter wide, ten centimeters thick, estimated to be four or five hundred catties, and seven or eight people do not feel heavy to carry it.

The monkey came back and gave Zhang San medicine, and Zhang San followed everyone back.

Zhang San followed everyone to a dilapidated courtyard, although the courtyard is a courtyard, it is really small, only the width of two main houses, a kitchen on the side, the kitchen is dead on the side, and the whole courtyard plus the main house is estimated to be only about 80 square meters. Everyone carried the stele to the courtyard and put it against the wall, everyone couldn't stand in the courtyard, and Zhang San was injured again, so they left one after another.

Zhang San listened to the cries of their third brother and fourth brother and thought that he and the other man were brothers of his own family, until the monkey left and called: "Third brother Zhang, fourth brother Li, I will go back first, so as not to worry about the old mother." ”

Zhang San knew that the original person was called Li Si, and his name was still Zhang Shan. Zhang Shan thought with a wry smile that he had been teased by others with his name since he was a child, and now Zhang San and Li Si are all together.