Chapter 39: The Difference Between Elegance and Vulgarity
Although he was dissatisfied, Zhu Qiming still took Xu Gong's rescue very seriously. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 infoXu Gonghan has worked hard for two years, has been tracking and lurking not far from him, and with this unwavering dedication, he should also have respect for him. Besides, Xu Gong is still his protector at the moment.
Gritting his teeth helplessly, Zhu Qiming looked back at the two brothers on the slope. Just looking at their faces, the two are not annoying, on the contrary, they are quite happy, and they are very easy to meet. The clothes on the two are also very elegant, although they are coarse clothes, but they are well-made, and they are completely like the common appearance of the merchant family hindered by the dress regulations of the Ming Dynasty.
Why did the two of them fall into such a difficult situation and make a living by performing arts?
This thought flashed through Zhu Qiming's heart, but he saw the two brothers put down their musical instruments, sat back to back on a straw mat, and sighed and poured bitter water.
"What's special, if you are a businessman, you should deny your six relatives, and if you are affectionate and righteous, you should be poor!" The big fat man drooped his head, and his facial features were all squeezed together.
Zhu Qiming pursed his lips when he heard this: The gentleman doesn't understand the truth of righteousness, and he doesn't read the books of sages, hum, villain!
However, Zhu Qiming felt very cordial when he heard the big fat accent in Beijing, and his nostalgia sprouted for a while, so his interest in the next topic of the two increased greatly.
Fat turned his head and glared at Big Fat, and complained: "My two brothers and my uncle partnered to sell mink skins, although they were robbed by Tartar thieves, they still escaped, and three carts of mink skins also saved one car. It's good for you to give the rest of the car to your uncle, and he drove away in a blink of an eye, leaving us here to drink the northwest wind. We don't have a single child left! ”
"What do you know!" Da Fat was a little annoyed, "Uncle said that my grandparents were seriously injured in a fight with someone, and I was lying on the bed all day long and soaking in a medicine jar, and my aunt was pregnant again, and she couldn't give birth to a child for twelve months, so she relied on potions to continue her life, and the family was so poor that it clanged, and a cart of fur was about the lives of three generations, how could I be ruthless and unjust!" ”
Chubby pouted and said, "My grandparents are in their seventies, how can they fight with others?" Besides, have you ever heard of a man who is twelve months pregnant? ”
The big fat was immediately dumbfounded, and his expression looked very painful. "Uncle has a handful of snot and tears, saying that he has a nose and eyes, my heart is sour, how can I think about it a lot!" Turning his head to stare at Xiaopang, he complained, "Why didn't you say it at the time? In hindsight, there's a fart! ”
Chubby hung his head, also looking in pain. "Didn't I just wipe my tears!"
Hi! These two brothers are also good people, and their ears are so soft and cute!
When Zhu Qiming heard this, he felt that the thick smile in his heart couldn't be suppressed, and he was worried that laughing at this time would sprinkle salt into other people's wounds, so he quickly opened the paper bag, took out a piece of cake, and gagged his mouth.
When you bite into it, it is fragrant in the mouth, and the workmanship seems to be coarser than that of the golden cake, but it is more crispy. Well, yes, lazy babes are tastier than golden cakes! Zhu Qiming nodded with satisfaction.
The big fat over there stood up suddenly, beat his chest and said, "What's the matter, it's still relatives who are easy to deceive!" The uncle deceived his nephew, one deceived the other. In life, if you don't deceive your relatives, you really can't mix up your personality! ”
Fallacious reasoning! Zhu Qiming shook his head disappreciatively, and when he raised his eyes to look at the two brothers, he saw that they were staring straight at the cake in his hand, and kept swallowing saliva.
Alas, poor fat man! Zhu Qiming sighed, stretched out his hand and handed the paper bag towards the two brothers.
The two brothers hurried forward to greet them, thanked them, took the paper bag, and divided the four loaves on the way, and when they turned around and stood still, the four small loaves had all gone into their bellies.
Four small cakes are not enough for the two of them to stuff their teeth, probably because they feel that the hunger is stronger, in order to divert their attention, Da Fat is not afraid that there is a child standing next to him, and he complains to himself.
"I'm not smart in reading, I'm not shrewd in business, but I'm also born in the wind of Yushu, but it's a pity that when the palace selected the concubine for the princess of Shunde last year, the empress dowager seemed to have a prejudice against the children of the people in the capital, and she didn't look down on any of them, so she decided to expand the scope of selection, and went to the ghost place of Changli in the coastal area, and selected a person named Shi Jing to be the lieutenant of the concubine. Hmph, what's so good about Shi Jing? Cheap kid! ”
After listening to the first half of the big fat words, Zhu Qiming immediately felt vomiting; After listening to the second half of the words, his heart moved, and the soft face of Princess Shunde was very clearly reflected in his mind.
In this way, the Empress Dowager is really personally checking the marriage of Princess Shunde! However, who is Shi Jing?
With a hint of worry, Zhu Qiming's heart suddenly flew to the place in the Forbidden City that made him feel deeply uncomfortable for some reason.
In a trance, Xiaopang's refuting voice sounded in his ears: "Shhh Dare to speak foul words to the captain of the horse, and live impatiently! I don't want to think about it, which of those people in the capital is not crooked melons and cracked dates·······"
Having said this, the big fat eyes widened, and his face was very scary, and after a while, the big fat seemed to feel that he was not confident enough, so he hung his head in despair.
Xiao Fat said hesitantly: "If Shi Jing wants to look good, and if he wants to have a good character, how can you compare?" I heard that the Empress Dowager is very satisfied with Shi Jing, isn't the Empress Dowager's satisfaction the same as Princess Shunde's satisfaction? What are you not convinced? ”
Zhu Qiming's eyes lit up, and he couldn't help but secretly send blessings to his cousin. God bless, Princess Shunde has really found Ruyi Langjun!
In addition to the excitement, the longing for his loved ones in Beijing came like a tide, and just when his eyes were about to moisten, he suddenly thought of Xu Gong's admonition when he advised him to keep his identity secret, so he resolutely put his mind on the two fat brothers again.
At this moment, Da Fat was extremely depressed, and hummed a ballad extremely lonely.
Most of the folk songs of the Ming Dynasty are in the vernacular, which is not much different from the modern vernacular.
"Silly Junjiao, my brother, pinch the two of us with a piece of yellow mud, pinch one for you, pinch one for me, pinch it like a living support, pinch it to rest in the same bed."
"Break the clay figures, and the water will be reconciled, and then pinch one of you, and then pinch me, my brother also has a sister, and my sister has a brother."
Vulgar! If you don't leave, I'm afraid that the lazy woman who just got off her stomach will run away! Zhu Qiming didn't think about it, turned around and wanted to slip away, but suddenly a large group of people surrounded him by black pressure, blocking his way. Xu Gong didn't know when he also came behind Zhu Qiming, with a look of vigilance.
The audience gathered more and more, including many aunts and aunts. As far as the eye could see, the curtains of the surrounding houses were shaking, and needless to say, it must be the deep boudoir woman who pricked up her ears. When I looked up again, I saw that the rooftops around me were full of people.
What's even more exaggerated is that there are still many people striding towards this side, and the impatient appearance makes people suspicious: Could it be that it is raining gold here?
"One more!" The onlookers excitedly shouted at the fat brother, and there was a posture of not singing and not letting people go.
Hey, business opportunities! Xiaopang immediately came to his senses, and while pretending to be a strange appearance of affection, he started singing: "Don't mention it, who are you and who am I, you abandoned the slave, and there is no benevolence in your face." Bah! Scolding you for being a thief, a bad thing, not coming to my door, but looking for something else, and moving thousands of miles away with slavery······"
Not suitable for children! Zhu Qiming hurriedly drilled out of the pile, and there was a crisp sound of copper coins raining down on the basin behind him.
is really intentionally planting flowers and flowers, unintentionally planting willows and willows, and the dedication of "Yangchun White Snow" was received coldly, but the folk songs hummed casually were highly sought after, and it also led to a burst of popularity, this is the real world, but this world made Zhu Qiming puzzled for a while.
Fortunately, the two brothers finally have a way to live! Thinking of this, Zhu Qiming was relieved.