The first cool officer
On November 5, the 7th year of Emperor Jing of the Han Dynasty (BC151), Liu Qi announced the deposition of the crown prince Liu Rong as the king of Linjiang. When the news www.biquge.info came out, the world was in an uproar. Dou Ying's efforts were fruitless, so he resigned due to illness. Zhou Yafu also stubbornly fought to no avail, and was defeated by Liu Qishu and gradually became estranged. Soon, Kurihime died of hatred and depression...
In February of the 7th year of Emperor Jing of the Han Dynasty (BC150), Prime Minister Tao Qing was deposed. On the 16th, Taiwei Zhou Yafu was appointed prime minister.
On April 17, Wang Wan was made queen. On the 29th, 7-year-old Liu Che was made the crown prince. Bestow the rank of "father of the latter".
This year, Liu She was appointed as the Imperial Historian and Jinan Taishouzhi was both appointed as lieutenants.
Zhi was the first cool official in the Han Dynasty, nicknamed "Goshawk" when Emperor Wen of the Han Dynasty, Zhi Du was Lang; During the reign of Emperor Jing of the Han Dynasty, he had been promoted to Zhonglang General, and was known in the palace for his outspokenness and ruthlessness.
There is something to prove it: Zhi Du once went to Shanglin Yuan with Liu Qi to hunt. In the meantime, Jia Ji went to the toilet, but a hungry wild boar probably smelled the smell of dung? He burst out of the pen and rushed into the toilet. Liu Qi saw that Ai Ji was about to be violated by wild beasts, so he gave Zhi Du a look to save people. However, Zhi Du remained motionless, as if he was blind. So the emperor had no choice but to use his weapon alone, jumping up to save people.
But at this moment, Zhidu, who seemed to be blind before, suddenly stopped in front of the emperor, "Die a Ji, and return a Ji to enter." There are few in the world, Ning Jiaji waits! Your Majesty indulges in self-indulgence, Naizong Temple, Queen Mother He" This sentence translates as: There are many women like Jia Ji, and it is a big deal to find another one if you die! But there is only one Son of Heaven, Your Majesty, before you go all out, do you have to think about the country and the Empress Dowager Dou first?
This is the legendary master of patting horses, who is not beneficial to others, but also reasonable. Mencius said, "Compassion is shared by everyone", if not, then how is it different from beasts? Yes, Zhidu is just a man in the skin of a wild boar!
Exactly: Liu Qi likes this kind of human-like wild boar! At that time, Liu Qi really didn't save Jia Ji, and the wild boar left satisfied after getting a dung meal from Jia Ji. Later, when the Empress Dowager Dou heard about this, she also rewarded Zhidu with 100 catties of gold, and Zhidu naturally relied on it.
The power of the beast is endless. In the matter of Shanglin Yuan, Zhidu began to show its edge. Liu Qi thinks: This Zhidu must be a master of taming beasts! So it was decided to send Zhidu to a place rich in beasts dressed in human skins to be a trainer. This prosperous place was Jinan County, which was famous for its chaos in law and order at that time!
The root cause of the chaos in Jinan County lies in the ruffians and hooligans. It is said that hooligans are not terrible, but what is terrible is that hooligans are educated. This group of hooligans in Jinan County is not only educated, but also has a huge team, and has developed into a clan crime group, and the successive county guards are very big... If you look at a statistic, it is estimated that you can't think of a big head: there are more than 300 gangster groups in Jinan County, and what is even more terrifying is that these more than 300 are all powerful lords! They are not only strong, but also cunning, black and white, no one can do anything!
Therefore, it is really a thorny problem to solve the law and order problem in the county. But in fact, to solve complex problems, it is not necessary to use complex methods. At least that's what Zhi thinks. His solution: simplify the complex and sweep it away! There is no forgiveness for all killings!
Sure enough, as soon as Zhidu arrived in Jinan County, he didn't say hello to anyone, didn't give anyone face, and didn't hold a meeting to mobilize. He just grabbed people in a muffled voice, and then killed the first offender like mowing grass!
So in less than a year, the security of Jinan County was reborn. Jinan County, where the land tyrants robbed and stole secretly, and ran rampant in the township, has now become a road that is not left behind, everyone is vying to be Lei Feng, and it has even become the most secure and most suitable county in the country to live in...
You must know that these are all exchanged for hundreds of bully heads. Just like this, Zhidu has become synonymous with fierce gods and evil! The hooligans of Jinan County are afraid of him, their officialdom colleagues are afraid of him, and even the baby is afraid of him! If a baby cries and screams in the middle of the night, as long as he says "cry again, Zhidu will come", the baby will never dare to cry a second time!
Zhi can get this big reputation, it's really not easy! It's a pleasure to kill, but you also have to keep others from killing you! Zhidu's self-defense skills are: do not accept private guests, do not accept private courtesy, abandon his wife and children, dare to act, and do business...
Zhidu's trick is like today's computer system, and the enemy is a virus. To prevent viruses, you must install a firewall. As long as Zhi Du firmly guards the ruthless and selfless firewall, no matter what the ** white way, ordinary hackers will take him seriously.
With such political achievements, Zhi has no reason not to be promoted. Sure enough, Liu Qi gave him a different position: the director (lieutenant) of the Public Security Bureau in Chang'an, the capital. Zhidu lived up to the emperor's expectations, and rushed back to Chang'an from Jinan County with a cold and murderous aura, and the entire capital was shaken!
Zhidu has the law to follow, law enforcement must be strict, those who should be beheaded can be beheaded, and even those who should be spanked can be beheaded! This kind of law enforcement, people gave him two words at that time: perverted! This is nothing, Zhidu will be investigated for violating the law, not avoiding the emperor's relatives, no matter the nobles, except for the emperor, six relatives and seven nobles, all of them are not recognized!
Tough guy, really a tough guy! In the face of this tough guy, you have to accept it if you don't accept it. What's even more terrifying is that the princes and clans of Chang'an didn't dare to raise their heads when they met Zhidu. It seems that Youzhi is like this, scaring children not to cry, that's really too trivial...
The fact is that after such two rounds of tossing, Zhidu's reputation is known to everyone in the world. So the whole country gave him a nickname: Goshawk. The goshawk is on top, and the talons are in the air. If you want to live longer, then stay in peace. I thought: This should be the most heartfelt words of the nobles of Chang'an at that time...
In the first year of Emperor Jing of the Han Dynasty (BC149), Emperor Jing of the Han Dynasty issued an edict to change the Yuan. On April 23, amnesty was granted to the world. Bestow the first rank on the people. Except for confinement.
In February of the 2nd year of Emperor Jing of the Han Dynasty (BC148), the Xiongnu invaded Yandi, and the relationship between Han and Hungary was tense again.
Killing Li Ji and abolishing Liu Rong is only the first step; Crowning the queen and setting up the crown prince is the second step. However, it is necessary to eradicate the roots of the weeds, and this is the most basic common sense in political struggle. The revolution has not yet succeeded, and the sisters still have to work hard. Next, what Liu Concubine and Wang Huan have to do is to collect the charges of the abolished prince Liu Rong and send him to hell directly! The opportunity has finally arrived. This time, Liu Yan and Wang Wan still did not do it themselves. They have found a substitute for the dead who is willing to work hard.
To settle Liu Rong, you must find a good knife. There is no doubt that Zhidu is a good knife, a sharp knife that can chill people just by slashing through the air!
In March, a lawsuit was filed against Liu Rong, saying that he had encroached on land outside the walls of Liu Hengzong's temple to expand the palace. Liu Qi immediately issued an edict to summon Liu Rong into the palace to confront him. The strange thing is: Liu Rongcai entered the lieutenant's mansion and did not allow him to argue, and Zhi Du didn't ask anything, and directly put him in prison! Isn't there a deception?
Liu Rong was inexplicably locked up, first at a loss, then extremely angry, and then extremely sad. Liu Rong's sad thing is: Zhi Du is just a killer in front of the scenes, and the main culprit behind the scenes must be: Liu Qi, Wang Huan, and Liu Yan! I can only say this: imprisoned Liu Rong, Liu Yan should have made a contribution, Wang Wan should have spoken, and Liu Qiying nodded too much. So it's a real conspiracy! This is all the fault of the crown prince!
Oh, kill if you want, why bother to wronging me? Life is impermanent, and I can only accept my fate. However, life and death are commonplace, let me say goodbye. Please lend me a pen and a bamboo slip to engrave my tears and despair. Then with a wave of my sleeves, I will never forget that I have come to this world!
At that time, there were no pens, and writing could only be carved with a knife. So when Liu Rong knew that death was inevitable, he could only ask Lord Zhidu to borrow a knife and pen with a desperate heart. However, Zhidu coldly told Liu Rong: Want to borrow a knife and pen? No!
Pain has never been so desperate and helpless as it is today! However, just when Liu Rong was hopeless, someone quietly sent him a knife, pen and bamboo slips. This person is the teacher Dou Ying who wants to save him but can't do anything. So, Liu Rong complained of despair on the Jane board, and then committed suicide!
The news of Liu Rong's suicide immediately spread to the palace. Finally: Liu Concubine was relieved, Queen Wang was relieved, and Liu Qi acquiesced. There is only one person who is extremely angry and sad: Empress Dowager Dou!
At this time, all the good feelings that Empress Dowager Dou had for Zhidu before were written off! This woman, who has been familiar with the Tao Te Ching all her life, no conspiracy can escape her eyes! The angry and grief-stricken Empress Dowager Dou turned to a deep hatred for Zhidu. This ugly Zhidu can't tolerate an innocent and helpless soul, so her sharp knife can't allow Zhidu to be so virtuous, or even a shameless person who is immoral!
So, Empress Dowager Dou bypassed Liu Qi and directly sent someone to collect Zhidu's crimes. When the relevant departments presented the facts of Zhidu's crime to the Empress Dowager Dou, the Empress Dowager Dou immediately summoned Liu Qi and threw the evidence of Zhidu's crime in front of him, "To kill or not to kill?" You can do it. If you don't kill it, you can ask Zhi Du to return his grandson to me" The tigress is fat, it seems that Zhi is dying?
However, Zhidu still temporarily dodged Empress Dowager Dou's knife. Because Liu Qi finally decided to send him lightly to the Zhidu and remove him from his official position. At the same time, he also comforted Zhidu, "You have worked hard during this time, go home and rest first"
There's no way, it's not easy. People have worked hard for you and killed a lot of people. You can't kill Empress Dowager Dou because of his words, right? In fact, Liu Qi's trick is also a trick, he just wants to pretend to let the Empress Dowager Dou dissipate his anger first. Sure enough, not long after, Liu Qi secretly used Zhidu again.
In order to avoid the eyes and ears of the Empress Dowager Dou, Liu Qi sent someone to Zhidu's hometown with a festival, telling Zhidu not to go back to Chang'an to report, and to go to work directly. The place of work, Liu Qi has already been tied, it is quite concealed and reliable, and the new position is the Taishou of Yanmen County!
Yanmen, not to mention the emperor of the high mountain here, it is still the border between Han and Hungary, and it is an ideal place for the Xiongnu to often sightsee and rob by the way. However, when the Huns heard that Zhidu had gone to Yanmen to guard the Taishou, they were stunned at first, and then shouted "Zhidu is here, hurry up and run."
For a time, there was a rare spectacle on the Han-Hungarian border: I saw all the Hun cavalry withdrawing in an uproar. This situation and this scene make people feel a lot of emotion! With only one Zhidu, before a single soldier or horse was moved, the Huns all ran away. The first cool official in the world, it's really not blown out!
From then on, Zhidu was really like an evil god guarding the gate, and the Hun cavalry did not dare to approach Yanmen County for a minute. Of course, Zhidu is a human being, not a god. As a man, like us, he can eat a knife and take sharp arrows. So, in order to deal with Zhidu, the Hun military minister Shan Yu made a Zhidu wood idol and ordered all the soldiers to practice riding arrows to shoot!
I can tell you the results. It's a pity: not a single one hit! There can only be one explanation for why they can't shoot: they are afraid and empty, and the arrows are unstable, of course they don't hit! However, the pessimistic military minister Shan Yu immediately turned his worries into joy. Because someone finally shot Zhidu!
However, this master of shooting is not the Huns, it is the Empress Dowager Dou who is far away in Chang'an City!
At this time, Empress Dowager Dou already knew that Liu Qi had taken care of Zhi's transfer. When Empress Dowager Dou read the Tao Te Ching, Xiao Liu Qi had not yet appeared in this world. Want to play tricks with her? You must know: If Empress Dowager Dou loves someone, she must love ghosts and gods like Liu Wu. If she hates someone, even if he flies away, he will dig three feet into the ground and never die. Unfortunately, Zhidu fell into the hands of the Empress Dowager Dou, who went to such extremes.